I DON'T OWN HETALIA!

NO PAIRINGS WHAT SO EVER!

Norway : Lukas

Denmark : Matthias

Iceland : Emil

Sweden : Berwald

Finland : Tino

special guest character - Sealand : Peter

"Hey! Guys! Guess! What I got!" Peter said holding a regular-sized red book to his chest.

Lukas tried peeking at the title "...a book?" He said completely lost, but at least he somewhat tried.

Tino smiled "a story book?"

Peter sighed "both are right... but be specific!"

Mr. Puffin tried to pull the book from his grasp, but Peter kept a tight hold so he couldn't. Matthias sneaked up behind the Sealander and smiled (like a pedo) then started tickling him. "Hahaha! The King of Norhtern Europe must know what the title of that book is!" Peter, being exhausted from laughing, let go of the book making it drop to the floor. Once everyone, except Peter, saw the title the color they paled.

'Scandinavian Vikings'

"'m, Peter where did y' get this b'k?" (um, Peter where did you get his book?) Berwald asked, slightly concerned.

Peter took out a library card "I'm supposed to do a report on it"

Emil looked out the window seeing a flock of birds flying, that probably just came back from the South. Lukas saw this knowing this would convince Emil to say 'big brother'. "I think we should read it..."

The viking trio which consisted of Berwald, Lukas and Matthias looked uncertain (except Lukas), but ended up agreeing because of Peter's rant about 'reading out loud made things easier to process and understand' and of course his well-known screaming.

Peter flipped a few pages "okay..."

Scandinavian Vikings

Vikings usually raided places like churches and monasteries, or any place with money, of course

The places that were raided was Britain, North Spain, Ireland, West France and the Baltic nations

They were superstitious and believed in gods such as Thor and Loki.

It is said the Vikings explored the America's before Columbus and created the Vinland map

Vikings wrote in runor

The ships they created is called a longship it could survive the harsh waters of the Atlantic

Vikings had swords and a seax, a small knife.

After some time of reading~

Lukas sadly did not find any evidence that the vikings actually discovered Iceland. Emil was doing a 'beat-that!' dance.

Peter skimmed some pages "oh, yeah this is really important! Um... It says here, Vikings from Norway discovered Iceland."

The opposite then happened, Lukas did the 'I'm-your-big-brother' dance while Emil mourned and sulked.

Peter went into the kitchen leaving the nordics. Lukas looked at Finland trying to comfort his 'little brother' then headed to the kitchen as well. Peter took out a chocolate chip cookie from a jar. "So?" Peter said eating the cookie, a few crumbs falling to the ground. Lukas sighed then gave Peter $20 "there..." (their deal was to make Emil say big brother) Peter smiled and continued to eat the cookie then got up to get a glass of milk.

Emil was able to calm himself and keep his posture. "Hello, Lu-" he was interrupted by Lukas saying "no, say big brother..." Emil looked at his 'big brother' then heated up resulting in him passing out.

After some time of slapping and fanning Emil woke up with a long inhale as if he was brought back to life, magically. Lukas, being ambitious, continued to tell or annoy the Icelandic. Matthias laughed "ha! Are you going to call him what you called him when you were a little girl-boy?! hahaha!" Lukas continued saying 'big brother' quietly. While in Emils mind was a continuous string of only one word 'No no no no'

Tino put his hands up signaling 'stop' a sheepish smile plastered on his face "hey, hey Emil just call him big brother so you won't be annoyed by him any longer"

Berwald just sat on the sofa reading a magazine "its 'kay wife they kn'w wh't they're 're d'ing" (it's okay wife they know what they're doing) he said eyes moving from left to right, still reading the magazine. "Whaa!? I'm not your WIFE!" Tino yelled emphasizing the word 'wife'. Berwald continued to say the word 'wife' in the sentences 'Wife, could you get my glasses?' 'thank you, wife' and just simply the word wife over and over again.

Matthias laughed louder, Lukas pulling Matthias' tie, Tino and Berwald continuing to talk about their 'wife' situation. In all the chaos they didn't hear what Emil said "big brother..."

The next day

Mr. Puffin woke Emil up as usual, with a peck on the forehead "wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" his mafioso voice sounding much more robotic with every word he said "Give me food-" Emil picked up the puffin throwing him in the direction of the wall, like some people would do with their alarm clock. He shifted his positions on the bed. Mr. Puffin looked at his owner then pecked some more, but ended up giving up and simply flying down and getting the secret stash of fish Lukas hid, he had a bunch of secret stashes saying that it would be gone and he couldn't trust anyone especially Matthias and the butter crisis back in his country.

Mr. Puffin flew down, took the fish, flew back upstairs. He carried the salmon in his beak. He was currently flying on top of the Icelandic. He had a dark aura surrounding him. The only thing in his mind was 'he didn't get me fish, making me do all the work... This is revenge!'

*drop*

Mr. Puffin dropped the slimy, oily fish on top of Emil, which woke him up immediately yelling out "PUFFIN!"

A/N: yay! I'm finally done! Review? Please?