This one is, again, from Invisible-2-the-Stars cool...

I really need to thank her/him, *crying in emo corner* I also blame school for this writers block, so much homework. I just wanna cry because I really, really hate science and math is my favorite subject.

*Five nights at Freddy's is a really addicting game (I do not own this game) my cousin and I made up to night 6!

*Rum beggar is from Sleepy Hollow on FOX (Is that a coincidence?)

Matthias was on his new laptop, he broke his previous phone and laptop. Berwald got angry because the Dane broke the land line and their computer.

He broke a phone after reading that his favorite toy factory in Denmark closed, everyone understood why he would break the device, well everyone else, but Berwald. The Swede was frustrated that Matthias broke Tino's phone. Tino was starting to warm up to the phone because he liked the flip phones more. Even though Tino seemed okay with Matthias's mistake he would shoot him like an eagle-eyed sniper.

He broke the laptop because of his lego world record was broken by some random person.

At that moment Matthias was officially 'grounded from an electronic device used for any website, phone call (even if he was stuck in a well and no one was there to save him) and games.
After that time period he finally was able to go on the computer, he heard people talking about this one song called 'What does the fox say?' by Ylvis. It was especially interesting because it was located in Norway.

He clicked the famous Youtube video as a soothing music came explaining what animals say like, a dog says woof. He turned the volume up thinking that it was okay now, then a man started yelling : 'What does the fox say?' and the Dane yelled from the top of his lungs, "What the hell?!"

And now he understood why Lukas mourned in his room for the past 3 months.

While they were at the park, he met Alfred, and so they talked about randomness and then the American talked about this one video that was getting popular named : 'What does the fox say' saying that it was like a nursery song, just for people the right age.
He promised to tell the American his reaction to the video when he could get on the computer.

He started texting Alfred : Cool, my ears are bleeding.

Alfred texted back : Sweet! Now you could annoy Lukas again!

This video was Matthias's ammo and his loud mouth was his weapon. He knew that Emil would most likely help him, since he hated Norway with everything that he had, Emil even commanded that Puffin to attack Lukas and later say, 'bad Mr. Puffin!' and then whisper, ' go with the plan.'

Lukas was in the living room sitting in front of the fireplace. His chair swaying a bit. He always liked reading, mainly about his fairy tales and magic potions. The book he was reading was old and tattered.
Matthias ran in with his speaker and phone, pumping up the volume to max. The loud outbreak made Lukas accidentally drop the book into the fireplace.

"Matthias! I was reading and-" His ears focused on the music the Dane was now playing. He moved his arm almost mechanically, "Turned it off! Now!" The usually quiet Norwegian shouted. Matthias smiled and flashed out his recorder, then started to record the machine-like way Lukas was dancing.
"This is your jam isn't it Lukas! Your secret, and I shall now let everyone I know!"

The music stopped and Lukas sat down, massaging his shoulder blades. "Why must you do such idiotic things? You know- My book!" Lukas turned around to see it being burnt. "No..."

Matthias smiled. "Yup."

Lukas strangled him, "That book was an original! Made from Merlin himself! You're so retarded!" "Ahaha!"

.

Both of them were outside, looking for a fox. Lukas and Matthias set a trap to catch one, from afar they heard the net being brought up. Matthias instantly dropped the firewood and ran to the site. A fox was trapped inside. Lukas cut the rope that kept the net up.

Matthias ran to the fox with a duck face, "Lukas isn't it cute?" "No. It ruined my reputation as a calm country. I will kill it." Lukas said in his usual monotone voice. He shined the knife and was about to attack it until it spoke.

"Man, I have life insurance." "What?"

"I say 'hello' now put me down you old hag. Your breath smells like salmon, I was just walking around, but yippee! I was caught in a net, hang me on a wall. Mission accomplished."

Lukas stared at it as the talking fox bit Matthias yelling "Losers! The fox says that both of you are dumb losers!"

It was quiet until Matthias broke the silence he started singing in a country voice "The fox says Lukas and I are dumb losers~." Matthias ended the little phrase with a last breath until Lukas punched his face quickly.

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Emil looked at the Puffin the smiled "Should we show them *Five nights of Freddy's? I can't beat night 4, Foxy keeps running down the hall."

"Keep checking pirate cove. Once its gone close the doors."

"Thanks Puffin. How do you know?" "... Experience..."

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Matthias was tired and took a nap. Lukas looked at the fireplace burn out, the book was not burnt. "Should've known, Merlin you *rum beggar"
Matthias turned in his sleep "Lukas I can still hear you... Don't talk to yourself." Lukas smiled and thought it was smart using dragon wing, a flame resistant object, as paper.

The Dane smiled, "Lukas is an idiot~!" "What did you say?!"

The room was later filled with the stench of blood. Just kidding.

A/N : I just want to cry in a ball. Every time I mention Merlin on BBC! Because the people running it said that they were making a season 6, but they cancelled it! On the end Merlin is left in the current year still waiting for Arthur. I love the ending, just leaving emptiness in your heart. *Rant* *Rant*