FatMatt skated towards Raidrew on his roller blades. He put out one arm and shouted, "clothes line!" Raidrew instinctually ducked and a wheel flew past his head. He opened his eyes to see FatMatt sprawled on the ground with a broken roller blade.

Raidrew pushed him up against a container, "you killed Stillman you bastard!"

FatMatt smiled, "yes I did. The greatest bomb disposal expert killed by the greatest bomber ever…me!" He laughed pulled a dog tags from around his neck, "how sad," he chuckled sarcastically, "the only remaining memory of a great…loser!" Raidrew smashed his head into the container and took the dog tags from him."

"Ah," Fisting said via the codec, "you got some dog tags. If you collect enough of these you'll unlock special gear for your next play through of the game."

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

Fisting sighed. "Forget it dude. Hadn't you better be rescuing those hostages?"

Raidrew choked, "me?! What about you…ahh, to hell with it!" As he was leaving the helipad a stealth-suited ninja flew over the railing and confronted him, holding a high-frequency blade before him. Raidrew drew his weapon, "who are you?"

"I'm like you, I have no name."

"Uh, hi. My name is Raidrew! Who are you?" he replied.

"Mr X if you like. Come let us go somewhere…more secure."

Colonel McKeegan cut in on the codec, "dude you are totally in there!…Carry on with the mission FFS!"

Raidrew made a mental note to whoop the colonel and followed the cyborg ninja down the stairs…'much more secure'. The ninja handed Raidrew an orange uniform and continued, "the hostages are in the core…that big thing over there. Go down one level and find the one called 'Games.' He will fill in the rest for you." With that the ninja flipped over the railing (again) and vanished. Raidrew looked at the uniform…2 sizes too small. Great.

Raidrew got out of the lift wearing the incredibly tight and sweaty uniform. He punched the retinal scanner and the door opened. He smiled to himself as he remembered the phrase Fisting had used earlier, "well whadayya know? This is a piece of cake!"

The door opened and Raidrew looked in at the 20 hostages. Which one was Games? "Shit." He trudged down the steps and started checking.

Soon Raidrew found the secret service agent 'Games.' He took his blindfold and gag off and Brady Games explained the situation, "the terrorist group took over just as the President was checking the development. They call themselves 'The Sons of Bitches' and their leader is apparently Solid Tank!"

Raidrew gasped, "the legendary hero? It can't be!"

Games mock-coughed, "can I finish? The nubs say they want the country to be released from the Patriot's grip and they'll shut down all the media with the new Metal Gear stored here."

Raidrew yelled, "a new Metal Gear?!!" He looked around the room hoping none of the guards had heard. "Sorry. Carry on."

Brady exhaled, "actually that's everything. Now if you…hey look over there!" Raidrew looked through a thick soundproof window to see three blurry figures. "There's that Revolover guy, the Russian terrorist woman and…" Games pointed, "there! That's Solid Tank! Quick use your directional microphone!"

"My what?"

"Tell me you went to B2…you had to right?"

Raidrew looked at his feet, "um no."

"Aggh, come on! You're going to have to listen to the conversation. Find another way you dumb shit!"

Raidrew ran to the bathroom next to 'the room' and put his ear to the wall. Johnny Sasaki put down his magazine, "um, someone's in here!"

Raidrew smacked Johnny around the head, "shush!" he pressed his ear to the wall firmly and listened carefully.

"…the intruder is not important. The operation goes ahead as…operated? What the fuck? I've got to see the writer about this crappy script. Anyway just up security and set some traps okay?"

The other two answered, "yup."

"Good." He left the room and the others followed muttering something about 'Doctor Octopus?' Confused by this Raidrew took his ear away from the wall and his hand away from Johnny's mouth.

Johnny coughed and inhaled several times, "holy crap you could have killed me! I mean I've had some bad experiences – getting beaten and having my clothes stolen…"

Raidrew went back to Brady games as Johnny continued to rant. "Well that was a fascinating conversation!" Raidrew said sarcastically to games.

"Shut up. It's part of the script that you hear it and you don't mess with the…crap! Revolver Scottelot's coming this way! Put your mask back on and get out your AK!"

"My what?"

"Oh you really do suck!"

Scottelot appeared behind Raidrew and put his SAA to his head, "so you must be the intruder eh?"