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I dun own Fergalicious or the Naruto gang

Sasuke reluctantly got up from the stool and dragged himself to the stage. He refused to drink Red Bull, for obvious reasons.

"Okay, before I begin: Leia, you suck."

Leia pulled down her eyelid and stuck out her tounge, waving a Sailor Pluto snapshot to make sure he didn't miss a verse.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and started singing.

Sasukelicious definition make the girls go loco
They want to kiss and glomp me, the reason I don't know-oh.
I have a goal, a certain man.
It ain't easy, It ain't sleazy.
I need to kill my brother
and repopulate my clan.

Sasukelicious (so delicious)
Itachi is pernicious.
And if you are so curious...

To achieve this, I won't mock ya,
I throw chakra (chidoriiiiiii)
That freaks out even Gaara.
Orochimaru's down the block to take over what I've got (Sha, rin, ga, an)

So delicious (chidori-ii)
So delicious (it freaks out Akatsuki-ki)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Sasukelicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

As he kept singing, he got more enthusiastic and bobbed his head a little bit. Ino and Sakura cheered as Shikamaru dawned his patented WTF expression.

As the cheering died down, a pair of red eyes shot through the crowd.

"Foolish little brother, that was pathetic."

"Itachi! What the hell are you doing here?' Sasuke leapt off the stage and activated his sharingan.

"Easy, I'm not going to kill you. Akatsuki has the night off." Itachi gestured toward a booth at the back. Tobi, Deidara, and Kisame were giggling like high school girls; the floor littered with Red Bull cans.

"I see you aren't drinking…"

"Of course not, the stuff tastes like fluoride."

Will the scary man with red eyes standing next to the previous contestant please make his way to the mike

"That's me. Now, see how a true Uchiha does karaoke…"

Itachilicious definition, people think im loco
I murdured the Uchihas to see how far I could go-o.
Sasuke saw me, was spared by me.
It ain't easy, It ain't sleazy.
I had reason, so you know.
So he could kill me with Mangekyo.

Itachilicious (so delicious)
With Shisui I was quite merciless.
Yeah ANBU was suspicious,
so I said it wasn't homicide.
it was suicide (blub)
Last night he drowned himself and died.
Sasuke was peerin' round the door, his kind nii-san was no more. (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (homici-ide)
So delicious (they couldn't stop me if they tri-ied)
So delicious (now my brother's torn insi-ide)
I'm Itachilicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

The Akatsuki table squealed and Tobi started crying.

"Itachi, that's horrible! How could you?" he sobbed.

"I did it because Shisui stole the last Klondike bar."

"Couldn't you just have a chipwich?" Deidara shrugged.

"Um…it's a little late for that, no?"

Itachi and Kisame high-fived each other. Sasuke moped and made his way back to the counter. He picked up an empty can of Red Bull sitting next to Kiba and began reading the ingredients.

"Hey, Leia, what is antiemodroxilate?"

"It's a concentrated form of caffeine that suppresses emo tendencies." Leia was sipping on her Red Bull "and you look like you could use some. Excuse me, Rika, could we get another round, please?"

Rika gave Leia a thumbs-up and served them two Red Bulls.

"A little tip: don't let people know you're on a first-name basis with the bartender" Sasuke said in a low voice.

"Shut up and drink it" said Leia. The two toasted and gulped their Red Bulls.

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