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Hinata was on her third Red Bull and feeling very talkative. She finally had the courage to talk to Naruto.

"So Naruto, how was your last mission?"
"It sucked, all I did was chase Tora the Cat and get maimed in the process."

"Oh, that stinks. Hey, did I miss Kiba do his karaoke?"

"Yeah, he had to stop when girls were shoving 5 dollar bills down his pants."

Second seat on the left, you're up! Please make your way to the mike.

"Psst…Does Hinata even know the song?" whispered Sakura to Shino.

"She's had so much Red Bull, I don't think it matters…" He had consumed about four.

Hinatalicious def-,

Hinatalicious def-,
Hinatalicious def-
Hinataicious definition Neji drives me crazy.
He always talks down to me, ("It's Destiny")
though I'm from the head family,
I'm the H to the I, N, A, the T, the A,
And no other kunoichi works as hard as moi.

Hinatalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious.
I'll practice my own techniques even during missions
Naruto's my witness (oooh, wee.)
I put teammates on rock, rock
Kicked Neji's ass down the block, cuz he doubted what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (Kicked Neji's ass down the block, block)
So delicious (Cause he doubted what I got)
Hinatalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

The crowd cheered and Shino jumped from his seat and seized the mike.


H to the I to the N A T A - girl, you're strong,

H to the I to the N A T A – I ain't wrong
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, go Hinata!

Hinata broke out dancing like a slutty R&B star and Shino did the robot. The music faded and the crowd went wild.

"GO HINATA!" Naruto cheered. She blushed.

"Her dance was sexier than mine…" Kiba pouted.

Hinata took her seat, embarrassed.

"Hinata, that was so cool!" Naruto playfully smacked her on the shoulder.

"Um…I think I drank too much Red Bull." Hinata turned bright red and ran towards the bathroom.

"Sheesh, she only had three."

Kiba and Shino stared at each other, knowing the real reason Hinata ran for the hills.


Okay, it's not as good as my other ones... but YOU try making Hinata rap.

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