Naruto (c) the Naruto people
Fergalicious (c) the Black Eyed Peas

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"You know, I never wanted to be a ninja anyway…" Sasuke had guzzled down 10 Red Bulls in 10 minutes, and now he was going off about his childhood to Leia, who was trying really hard to pay attention.

"Yeah, I never wanted to do you know…ninja stuff. I wanted to be a chimneysweep, like Dick Van Dyke in that movie with the flying Nanny! She was so cool. Made me want to fly around on an umbrella and jump into drawings…She was the best."

"Sasuke, are you drunk?"

"Nah, well, maybe…this antiemowhatsit stuff really hits the spot. RISA-"

"-Rika" Leia corrected.

"Right, Rikka, gemme another Bull please"

Rika was cleaning bar glasses. "Sorry, Raven-hair, gotta cut you off for a while. You've exceeded the drinking limit for now, have some water."

"SHWA?! GIMMEH TEH BULLZ ILL DRINK EM! I AINT DRIVIN'…ugh, I don't feel so good." Sasuke ran out of the bar with one hand clamped over his mouth.

"Sorry, he's a first timer…" Leia placed a 20$ bill in Rika's tip jar and ran out the door

Leia smelled something foul around the corner. Low and behold, Sasuke was puking into a trashcan. She heard him gasp "I….HATE….YOU" between upchucks.

"Shut it, frat boy, let me hold your hair back."

She pulled back Sasuke's hair and clutched his scalp while he pulled an exorcist.

The two walked back to the bar. Well, Leia walked. Sasuke was sort of in a sugar-crash limp. They sat back down and Shikamaru had just started his turn at the mike.

Shikalicious definition working drives me loco.

Although I like Temari the fans set me up with Ino.

They could see me, they can't squeeze me.

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

Don't have a reason why I tease 'em.

Girls are just too troublesome.

Shikalicious
Women are incommodious.
when they get suspicious,
They just dish all kinds of crap
so I nap (zzzzzzzzzzzz)
as they fight with rocks, rocks.
I'll be napping down the block while they brawl over what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (they just dish crap, crap)
So delicious (when they do I nap, nap)
So delicious (it seems all they do is yap)
I'm Shikalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Ino rolled her eyes as the rest of the crowd cheered. Shikamaru made his way back to his seat. Neji was doing his best Elrond impression for TenTen, who was flirtatiously sipping her Red Bull. Neji's was about half empty, but you could tell the carbonation was going to his head.

Seat #11, you're up!

"Good luck!" TenTen slapped him on the back.

"I don't need luck, destiny has already said that I will kick karaoke ass."

The music began playing and Neji started swaying back and forth to his own groove.

Nejilicious def-
Nejilicious def-
Nejilicious definition my destiny's quite hazy.
Naruto thinks it's bogus, when we fought he called me crazy!
I'm the N to the E J I, yeah I'm da man
who can read you like a book with my byakugan
I'm Nejilicious (so delicious)
My skills are vicious
I was the number one rookie, my fate was auspicious
Gai's my witness (oooh, wee)
but now my fate's on rock, rock
Cuz Sasuke took my rookie spot before I even had a shot (four, tres, two, uno)

Shikamaru was snoring loudly at the counter, while Ino shook him hard to wake him up.


Baby, baby, baby,
If you believe in destiny,
You should get some patience.
Or else your fortune will sway.
Otherwise it's tasty, tasty,
It'll be laced with lacey.
Fate's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.


The crowd cheered and Neji winked at Sasuke, who was about to throw up yet again.

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