Naruto (c) Kishimoto
Fergalicious (c) Fergie...or, whoever owns it

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At the counter, Ino and Sakura were glaring at each other.

"Stupid Ino-pig, why did she have to be here?" whispered Sakura furiously to Naruto, interrupting his conversation with Hinata about bloodlines.

"Just ignore her, Sakura-chan," said Naruto, as he ordered three Red Bulls for himself, Sakura and Hinata. Meanwhile, Ino was trying to wake up Shikamaru, but to no avail.

Seat 3, you're up! Please make your way to the microphone.

"That's me! Wish me luck, Sasuke-kun!" squealed Sakura, practically skipping her way to the stage. The music began.

Sakulicious definition Sasuke makes me loco.
Fighting Ino over him shows it's deeper than you know-oh
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
We got reasons why we tease Him.
We are rivals through the seasons.

Sasuke stared. "Tease me? as if" he thought.

Sakulicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
But what makes me suspicious,
Rock Lee's love ain't fictitious.
He blows kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That knock me down like rocks, rocks.
And he'd be training down the block to impress what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

"Ugh, that skank! I'll tell you, she has problems!" Ino complained to a passed out Shikamaru, who was snoring loudly.

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (Kisses put me on rock, rock)
So delicious (Lee wants me for what I got)
I'm Sakulicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

"That's it!" Ino stood up. "I'm getting tired of this."

She stormed up to the stage and seized the microphone from Sakura. Shikamaru woke up, and tried to stop her, but it was too late.

All the time I turn around Sakura's gathered round always
looking Sasuke up and down looking at my man!
I just wanna say it now - I ain't losin' to you now,
billboard brow, Sakura, try and beat me if you can.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited
and I keep on repeating how you don't have a chance.
But you once did tell, when we were little, we're rivals.
'Cause of Sasuke.

Delicious (Inolicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
The sh-t with Shika is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
But I am training round the clock just to prove what I got (clock, clock, clock)

"GO INO!" screamed Kiba. Shikamaru murmured about troublesome women and ordered another Red Bull. The crowed cheered as Ino passed the mike back to Sakura, tossed her hair and left the stage in triumph.

"Who knew Ino could rap? She isn't bad." shrugged Sasuke. Sakura, who had taken her seat, was pissed and glared at Ino, who had taken a seat next to Leia. The two were chatting about the time Neji did the chicken dance after a few cups of coffee.

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