I'm running out of words that end in -ious!! I'm so desperate I had to resort to yaoi! (nothing against yaoi, I just suck at writing it.)

Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto

Fergalicious (c) Fergie

Everything was going great. Hinata could finally talk to Naruto, Ino totally owned Sakura in a fergalicious face-off and girls were still throwing themselves at Kiba. Naruto had taken center stage and began singing

Narulicious definition I'll be Hokage someday,
As long as I can prove myself, and not get owned by Sasuke!
You can't beat me, you can't cheat me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
Cause I got Kyuubi deep inside me
You can't beat a Jinchuriki
Narulicious (so delicious)-

Just then, the lights flickered and everything went quiet. The door burst open and there stood Kabuto with a battering ram, and Orochimaru trailing behind.

"OROCHIMARU-SAMA! I DID IT!" squealed Kabuto, hugging the battering ram and trying to make love to it.

"Idiot, I'm over HERE!"

Kabuto turned and squinted. "Oh, sorry Orochimaru-sama! My vision's been a little off since Gin hit me in the eye with a boomerang and broke my glasses."

Orochimaru rolled his eyes. "If he wasn't so good in the sack, he'd be totally worthless," he thought.

Thunder cackled in the backround and fog filled the room. Itachi glanced over and saw Kabuto pouring hot water on a brick of dry ice, fanning it towards his master.

"Poser," Itachi whispered to Kisame.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE ME, THE LEGENDARY OROCHIMARU?"

Everyone looked around, twiddled their thumbs, whistled, pretended to look in their purses, anything to avoid eye contact.

"Oro, old chap!" sounded a raspy voice from the corner.

"Voldemort! Great to see you!!" Oro glided over to the table where his fellow villan sat, giggling.

Kabuto ran towards the two snakes, "My Lord! It's good to see you alive-"

"Kabuto…" Oro beckoned towards his bitch.

"I didn't tell you to leave your post…"

Kabuto sulked back to the brick of dry ice and continued making fog. The two villans gossiped until Naruto finished his song, and it was Orochimaru's turn. He stood up, moonwalked through the fog and hopped on the stage. The music began to play and he banged his head.

Orolicious definition: I need Sasuke's body
for Immortality, and his ability. Also he's quite a hottie
You can't catch me, you can't snatch me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I need 'im.
Konoha, I will get even.

Orolicious (so delicious)
My jutsu may be dangerous.
But even if it's risky,
Sasuke just makes me frisky
He's so tasty (yummm)
He puts me on rock, rock.
And I'll be waiting down the block to take over what he's got (sha, rin, ga, an)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (He puts me on rock, rock.)
So delicious (I wanna taste of what he's got)
I'm Orolicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

"Mental images…too scarring," Sasuke screamed like a little girl and ran into the men's bathroom. A few hyper girls shouted "YAOI!" and threw Voldemort onto the stage. The two villains started making out as the girls cheered. The guys stared in horror.

"Orochimaru-sama, I thought what we had was special!" sobbed Kabuto, tears in his eyes, still fanning the dry ice.

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