Title:Hole in One: A series of one shots
Author: ForeverFox13
Warnings: kinks, Dirty humor, Non-Con,yaoi, Slash, And improper use of sweets and objects also the horizontal and sometimes vertical and perhaps even diagonal dance...of doom ^.^
Chapter rating: M
Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara! Or HP (sadly) those belong to their amazing artists/authors.
For the first reviewers I love you and have you acknowledged and for farronewp's sake there will be more smut! Yes lovelies more smut along. And you to mattcun I love you both truly! Now into the story's
Cookies and Cream
Izaya/ Harry/Shizuo
Summary: Harry's two lovers are breaking into a fight...again but this was probably the most ridiculous argument ever! Which taste better? Cookies or cream? And Harry has confined the two without getting some for WEEKS! Now imagine our sexually frustrated dears coming back to Harry begging and where does cookies and cream fit into this? Well you will soon find out!
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Harry was irritated incredibly so. Amazingly so. So irritated, he felt like going to Izaya's office and ripping it to shreds just to piss of the crimson eyed man.
But of course he couldn't do that because then his lover would decide his work desk was the perfect place for kinky office sex...
Then came plan B where he could go to Shizuo's boss's place but then his blonde haired Koi would feel the closet would be a perfect place for sating his dominance kink... Both choices inevitably ended with sex great sex..but eh he got nothing.
Did both his boyfriends have strange kinks that involved him?...meh now he was getting off track maybe Celty was right when she said...well typed... he had a short attention span.
So Shizuo and Izaya had got into new food obsessions apparently Shizuo took a liking to chocolate cookies and Izaya well he gained and unhealthy love for sweet cream. And know they were having daily fights like they used to before Harry came along to put them in their places when Harry had to sort out things on the magical community's of the U.S.
Broken out of his thoughts *BOOM* Harry looked up to see a plume if dust and smoke rise from the plaza.
"Damn it! IZAYA! SHIZUO!" Harry yelled.
He turned the corner to see Masoami...holding Dynamite...
"Who gave Kida the explosives" The green eyes man stated calmly, staring at the two idiotic males in front of him, both currently holding their respective foods.
"It wasn't us, koi" Izaya Said a smirk on his face clearly showing he did do it.
"Yeah what bak-" Shizuo was stopped as Harry turned his death glare to him and the blonde grinned back and playfully pretended to flinch, then stopped finally noticing the fury in his sub's eyes and felt the arousal " That is Hot" Izaya whispered.
Masoami forgotten in the background stared at the currently two horny men and furious uke and plopped into the sidewalk to watch the show, then decided to take out a conveniently placed video camera with a note attached to it saying tape the yaoi for us...the yellow scarf just wasn't going to question it.
Shizuo nodded mutely nearly drooling at the sight of his, yes his Harry.
Then Harry exploded "IZAYA! SHIZUO! YOU WILL BE SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOR A MONTH!"
he yelled loudly.
The two men's eyes widened and both stuttered, they couldn't possibly go without for so freaking long.
An hour later they found it true, both sat on the kitchen table as Harry slept in his room Shizuo grumpily munching on his cookies as Izaya ate his sweet cream a frown on his usually mockingly happy face.
"Fuck it I can't live a month like this! I need Harry" Shizuo grumbled.
"It seems I can't live without him for an hour" Izaya mumbled lust clear in his eyes.
Then both grinned picking up their favorite foods, they walked into Harry's green and silver colored room, And stared down at Harry's prone form. Shizuo looked up and down his Harry, Harry laid naked on his blanket miles of stretched pale skin just for him...and Izaya.
Izaya went first
Tying taking into account Harry's slumber and started to tie the sheets around his small lovers arms to the bed post promptly waking the Emerald eyed boy up "ACK let go!" Harry flopped out and shivered as Izaya smoothed the cream over Harry's stomach "no" the red eyed man purred giving Shizuo room
To nibble on the pale flesh "ngh n-no Shizuo, Izaya I-I ugh! Said Nnnnn for a
Mmmm m-month" Harry thrashed around moaning "naughty, naughty boy" Shizuo muttered kissing the boys pert pink nipples, and promptly trailed down the boys stomach licking the cream along the way.
Harry yowled as Izaya bit down on his neck from under him and bucked up right into the crotch of the blond above him both moaning at the friction one in his current clothed erection and the other in commando "s-stop" moaned weakly.
"Nope" with that word Izaya plunged his two fingers into his pink wrinkled hole, Scissoring his long fingers "Izaya you BASTARD!" As Harry tried to lean more onto those delightful fingers sinking himself to Izaya's knuckles Shizuo simply covering the little ones mouth, both moaned loudly that tounge, now Harry remembered how he started to date the two...the sex was amazing or it could be that Izaya black mailed him into it..Buuuuttt nobody needed to know that and Shizuo just jumped into the fray while he was in heat.
Yes, you heard me right in heat Harry was a half-blooded incubus, from his mothers side turned out his mother was adopted into the Evans line originally being you wouldn't be able to guess it...you did didn't you?
Yup you guessed right she was born a Malfoy haha came as a surprise no? But the rest is a story for another time.
Harry arched into shizuo's now naked body, the emerald eyed boy hissed as they double teamed against him "You bassssstteredsss" he groaned out as the two grinded against him making blissful friction the whined as it left and yelped as he was dragged to his knees and struggled once again.
"looks Izaya" The blonde purred, "he's struggling" Shizuo made him go on his hands and knees "hmmm bad boys need punishment" the crimson eyed man said all to happily "AHHHH!" Harry screamed out as something pushed into him it hurt badly and blood leaked out as he was taken raw until the blood acted as a lubricant then moaned as it hit something that made pleasurable shivers go down his spine.
Izaya kept pounding at harsh speed not letting up even as tears streamed down Harry's face until one yelled out and Harry screamed as they let of their load, the black haired boy laid panting Izaya nipping at his bare hip sharp teeth drawing blood, Shizuo smirked down at his boy and placed a cookie in his mouth staring at the sight of sweating naked skin covered in cream and blood mouth wide open a trail of spit running down from his puckered mouth to his chin.
he gave a evil little grin gulping down the cookie in his mouth he placed another, keeping it between his teeth and leaned down and kissed Harry roughly enough to bruise the boys lips while both of their tongues battled around the obstacle, the treat made which of eventually melted.
Harry moaned into the kiss it was so damn filling No! Bad Harry no enjoying your boyfriends kiss he was to be punished remember he moaned again loudly as the blondes tongue played explorer with his mouth...Damn it what was he thinking about?
Shizuo raised Harry's legs onto his shoulders letting the kiss go to get a breath of air, and plunged in enjoying the tightness as Harry screamed out and started to pound in.
"Nnngh D-dang it F-faster" Harry managed to get out.
"What was that Harry dear?" Shizuo purred out " I think Our kitten wants you to go faster" Izaya said ceasing his ministrations on the boys dick to smirk.
"Gah! Y-yes PLEASE!" Harry yelped out.
"Then your wish is my command" Shizuo got out speeding up sending Harry over the edge.
Harry slumped against Izaya's body covered in blood, Cum and cream even cookie crumbs.
He was dead tired and fell asleep next to the two, cookie wrappers and cream bottles surrounding the normally clean bedroom in the flat.
-I AINT A LINE I AM A DINOSAUR-
*BRING* *BRING* the phone rang spastically, Harry opened his eyes and mentally cursed the sun out, the said object of the males hate currently shined its merry beams into the room.
"Damn you two" Harry cursing his lovers as pain shot up his head and his bum.
Pulling on a white shirt from the drawer he kept for shizuo's and Izaya's clothes when they decided they wanted to stay the night which was very often. And pulled it on noticing how it went to his knees, he dragged his feet into the kitchen to turn on the coffee machine the two men in his bedroom awoken from the whistling sound and the distinctive lack of uke in the bed.
"Ugh! I have to leave Harry-chan" pouted Izaya somehow fully clothed when he was literally butt naked a literal second ago...in front of him, should he ask? Harry looked at Izaya's grinning face ...Nah! It would just trigger another round and he would be late for his teaching job.
Shizuo in the background sleepily lifted the coffee mug to his mouth sipping the energy giving brown liquid.
Now Harry never told you how he ended up in Japan did he? Ikebukuro to be specific, well it started when he gained his inheritance changing to his incubus form, to learn that the press literally stalked him even here in muggle London.
Him being him fled to gringotts to find out what was going on to learn he was related so closely to the Malfoy's was a huge shock especially that he learned it was from his mothers side, now him and the goblins (Whom were truly greedy little bastards) developed a plan to escape.
After the entire voldyshorts fiasco was finished he was smuggled out into a muggle plane by the ever faithful twins and surprisingly Draco to Japan, really the destination was completely random.
Eventually he wandered around for a while, bought a very nice flat...ok it was a penthouse...he blamed it on the Malfoy genes OK?
Stayed in his house for a few weeks, stayed BORED for said two weeks then went out to get a job at a nice high school as an assistant teacher to a nice math teacher nicknamed Old man Natsu (summer) even if his real name was Numiura Takahiro he was the next thing you could call your grandfather.
And for the smile ready face along with I love everyone personality with the warm glow around him hence his nickname he mad you feel like you where a child catching fireflies out in the midsummer day.
Finally Shizuo snapped his fingers in front of His subs face to snap him out of his thoughts and lazily pointed at the clock, the blonde watched amused as the black haired man looked around for Izaya only to find him gone, the informant leaving moments ago.
Harry rushed around pecked Shizuo on the cheek and sped of to the school and gave a cartoonish squee! to a stop.
And stared at the Calendar glaring at his face clearly stating it was Saturday...damn it he was getting stressed.
- ROAR I AM A LINE O' SAURUS-
Harry swayed his way home muttering about stupid idiotic calendars and coffee entering the flat, he gave a weak glare to the two towering snickering men.
"What do you two demons want" Harry groaned out.
The two smirked at each other, a smirk Harry didn't like ok maybe he did but he would never admit that.
" Cookies n' Cream" they said in unison grinning like Cheshire cats.
-I AM A LINE HEAR ME ROAR! I AM A LINE HEAR ME ROAR!
A/N: Hello and welcome back! R&R's make me happy now due to request by an amazing reviewer Sousie the next on shall be *Dramatic drumroll* ITACHI/HARRY!
My thanks to my reviewers whom made this second part possible:
Shirogane (thanks for the critic I will take it to heart)
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Farronewp (my very first reviewer I adore you!)
NEXT UP: ITACHI/HARRY prompt: My soul is yours
For: Sousie (love u 3)