Author's Note: I don't have anything interesting to say today, so to the awful story we go!

an: eeeeeeeeepppppppppp! Ok, i jussttt luvvv this chapter! Its soo totes adorbs! I think u wil like it to!

Leo's POV:

So i was walking around camp wen i fell in love.

Calypso dummped me after i rescyued her from ohgeegeeuh so i wuz super depresed. jAson and pipper were making out in the woods so i didnt have anyone to talk too. well, I did have like twentiee siblings plus festus, so i couldve talked to them, but the Suethor wanted to make me seem super pathetic.

Then I fell in love. again

"hey watch wer ur going_"

she was the most beautiful gurl id ever seen.

Her eyes wer seagreen but they kept Chanjing color like kuhleyedescopes.

Her hare is black and falls down hee bak like a relly relly shiny relly relly curlee waterfall.

she's hot to.

Corrall's POV

Wow this guy is hott.

leos POV

if u took Calyspo, Afrodite, Piper ,drew, annabeth, and ,Reyna, and put them altogether they still wodn't be as gorges as this girl.

Corrall's Pov

He looks like a latino sant'as elv.

Leo POv

wow I think I stpped breatheing.

corralls POV

wow. he is hot. I think his haire is on fire.

Leo POV

Oh gods my hiar is on fire

Corrall

"OMG ur hiar is on fier!1" I scream

Leo's Pov

"Oh no"! i yell. This is the WURST frist empressun EVER!11!

corral

I guress thats wat happens when Yours soo hot.

LEo pov

"Uh- I uh… I gotta go put my har out by" I say.

Coarrals PoV

"Wait I can helpl!"

I drag him over to the canoo lake, even though I'd never been there bfore. I stick out my hand and make a jet of water splash out and hit him on the head. (Wow. That sentence actually made sense.) the fire goes out.

Leo's Pov

"OMG" I say. "are you like the daughter of Puseyedun? Im the son of Heffestas. thats why I can control fire and stuff."

"wow thats cool" she says

"Yeah." i says. "I also have a cool bunker in the woods were i make cool tools and stuff and where I keep my broken bronse dragon and think about how lonley i am." oh wow did i just say that? wwow, this girl is really helping me open up to my feelings ands stuff.

"u have a bunker in hte woods?" she asks

"can i go see it?" she asks

"i don't even Know your name!" I say

she laughs. Her laugh is bootiful to.

"I'm Corrall Mistie Jackson."She says. "Corrall with two r's and two ll's."

I dont know why she needed t0 tell my how to spell her name. Maybe for hte wedding invitashuns. OMG, did I just think that?!

"I'm, Leo Valdes." I say, too nervous to even spell my own name right. "let's go t the bnker!"

AN; SO WHAT DID U GYS THINK? WAS THAT AMAING OR WAS THAT AMAZING? K SEE U LATER BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Author's Note: If this seems extra bad this time around, that's just because I was watching Sharknado while typing this up. It really got my "really awful dialogue" creative juices flowing. :)

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Later Lovelies!

~SherlockedWhovian221B