Don't worry, I'm still alive.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING AUTHOR'S NOTE CONTAINS A MINOR SPOILER FOR THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS. PLEASE SKIP IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE BOOK YET!
Author's Note: Sorry for the wait guys. I've been swamped in missing assignments lately, plus stressing out over the Blood of Olympus (which I just finished). Speaking of which, SOLANGELO! Who saw that coming? Well, I did, but only because I accidentally read a spoiler. Anyways, I liked the implied ship so much that I may actually write a fic about it ;). You know, if I ever have some free time.
*END OF SPOILERS*
Now back to the actual story. In case the Suethor wasn't too clear on last ending, Corrall and the peasants that try to share the limelight with her (sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm) were heading back to the Big House to talk to Chiron because Corrall, being Poseidon's (least) favorite child, shouldn't be able to summon lightning bolts. Yep. First world Mary Sue problems, amirite?
Anyways, enjoy the story!
AN: OH MY GODS SORRY 4 NOT UPDATINH IN FORERR! My perints got madd at me 4 skipping school and stuff. THEIR TOTES TOTES MEANIEES!
UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Did u guys miss me? Suht up of corse u did.
*totes-totes flashback* (feel free to skip this as it's basically just half of the last chapter).
"Yo Zues!" i yell. "kill this stupid meenie!" A lightening bolt comes out of the sky adn blasts the minute-are to bits.
"Thnx!" I say. (ya know, cuz I'm always pollite),
"OMG CORRALL!1!1!1!" Leo screems, running out from the woods and trips on his feets. Awwwwwww, hes sooooooooooo freakin adorkable. I gasp to my self. (OMG, did i just think that?! It's totes tru love.).
"WHERE WER U?! WE WERE ALL TOTES WORRYED!1! ANNABETH WAS CRIING LIKE THE DUMB BLONDE SHE IS AND PERCY WAS WALKING AROUND IN CIRCLES CUZ HES RELLY STUPID AND STUFF!" Leo yells.
"I was killing a monster." I say. "I asked Zeus for a litning bolt and he killedhte monster and stuf and ya".
"Gasp!" Leo says.
"Gasp!" Pewrcy says.
"Gasp!" anaBeth asys."
"Ok guys i know im super special and stuff, butt u dont have to make a big deal about it!" i say. "I'm still super humble."
"we gotta go tell CHiron." says Pecy.
"Ya" says Leo.
"Ya." says Annabeth.
"Lessgo." says Percy.
*end of badly delivered flashback*
"Yo Kiron" says percy.
"Wazzup Perry?" said Kiron.
"My name's Percy." siad Percy.
"That's wat I said." Said Kiron. (Just for your enjoyment/torture, the Suethor will insist on misspelling "Chiron" for the rest of the chapter. Yes, I'm evil.)
"Kiron there's a problem" said Leo. He's soooooooooooooo cute. I think I'm falling in love.
"Yes, wat is it?" said Kiron.
"Corrall sumoned a lightening bolt frum Zues even though she's a daughter of Poseidon. I mean, we all know that shes perfect, but thats just too perfect." Said Percy Annabeth, and Leo all at the same time. (Don't ask how they managed to say that all at once. This AU works in strange ways.)
"Oh that's wierd." says Kiron. "Even Corrall can't be that perfect."
"Guys, why don't we just forget about it?" I said, using charmspeak. Ya know, just to show how perfect I am.
"Okay," Annabeth, Percy, Leo, and Kiron said. "Wel'l just forget about it."
"YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!" I scream. "Okay, I'll go back to my cabin now bye." I said.
I leaf.
*totes-totes time jump*
I walked around camp for a while. I could everyone whispering about me. And by everyone, I mean all the boys. I already majically knew everyon's name (cuz it's just soo not polite when u dont know some1's name, right?). I could heer (inhales deeply) Alabaster, Austin, Butch, Beckendorf, Castor, Chris, Clovis, Connor, Ethan, Grover, Jake, Jason, Lee, Leo, Luke, Malcolm, Mark, Michael, Mitchell, Nico, Pollux, Sherman, Travis, Tyson, and Will all whispering about how beautiful I am.. I tried to ignore them. I'd gotten more attention than that befork, so I was used to it.
I finally mad it to my cabin, witch was really hard because of all the people asking to get my ottograf and stuff. I sit on the bed. The cabin is cold and kinda wet and it smells weird, butt I don't complain cus its the nicest room I've ever had.
The bed creeks when I sit on it. Oh noes, dose that mean that I'm FAT?
"Clam down, Corrall." I tell meeself. "It's probably just some stupid god that's jelous of how bootiful I am."
I heer a nock on the door.
"who is it?" i say.
"It's leo," says Leo. "Do you wanna come back to the bunker with me? Cause last time we tried we got attacke by a minute-are."
"Okey!" I say.
"okay." he says.
"Maybe okey can be our–" I start to say.
"Okay ,I'll be waiting by the edge of the woods, bye." Leo says. He's so amazing i don't even care that he interrupted me.
I stand up and check my reflection in the full-length mirror that is conveneantly next to my bed.
My clothes are still UG-LEE, but i still look gorrgess. My hair is black and shiny and silky and ferfect and stuff, and of course im still hot and pretty.
I leaf my cabin.
I see Leo by the woods.
"Hi leo!" I say.
"Hi corrall!" He says.
"Shud we go?" I ask. Leo blinks.
"Oh right." he says. "I forgot cuz your so pretty."
AWWWWWWWWWW, HE'S SO CUTTEE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We walk into the woods. Leo takes my hand. I gasp.
"I relly like u, Corrall." Leo says.
"ZOMG, I totes-totes likey you too Leo." I says.
"Do you wanna go to the fireworks with me and maybe be my girlfriend and make all of the Caleo shippers gouge their eyeballs out with blunt spoons?"
"Okay!" I sya. I can't believe that Leo likes me. I mean, I know I'm perfect, but becuz i'm so humble, I dont like to agknowledge it (that means that I don't have a big ego, lol!).
WE walk in the woods for awhile. We see a big cliff. Leo lits his hand on fire and opens the door. We walk inside.
"wow its soo cool!" I say.
"Yeah," he says. "Here, lemme show u someting."
"Okay" I say, wondering what it is.
AN; OOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG! I just cant Handel how cute Leo and Corrall are! thier totes-totes-TOTES inlove. review and rate because this storee is amaaing! BBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!
Author's Note: Hello again! Man, writing these cringe-worthy chapters is surprisingly therapeutic. You guys should try it! Anyways, if you missed the announcement in my previous Author's Note, I am working on other projects besides this one. And no, they won't all be parodies. My keyboard can only take so much.
Remember to Rate and Review and such. I'm open to all feedback, as long as it's something other than Corrall's Mary Sue-ness or the Suethor's horrible spelling/grammar. It's a PARODY, it's supposed to be like that!
Okay, until next time, lovelies!
~SherlockedWhovian221B