Lights, splatter action, camera! And rolling? Start the show!

(Boo!) Astral Ragna had said. "Are you freaking kidding me dude?!" Ragna had been so scared he farted! (Holy shit, no wait shart! Points!) Astral Ragna had said while Astral Makoto high-fived him. Everyone left the room, except Tsubaki because she was still injured. "Mr. Ragna The Bloodedge ?'' She ask perplexed, then she felt the sense of death again and screamed out in pain and drek she is. The only person that came back in was Makoto, "Tsubaki what is it?" She asked worried. "I'm a lesbian," she said. "Um what? I mean I heard that correctly but what the actual fuck? The original shit was changed to you liking Jin." She said. "I have to kill Ragna The Bloodedge " Tsubaki said faking her weakness. "Quit changing the fucking subject," Makoto replied. Tsubaki turned. "Either him or Rachel."

"This is hopeless".

"And get some pussy."

"Cornel Relius, herro are you here excuse me ass?" Hazama had spent the recent intervals searching for Relius, all while he pretended to give a shit along with his sister and...The Hermo. "Ehehehe HAHAHA oh, fuck!" Crackled Hazama, in response his sister took out her phone.

"Wait, did you fags just get off of air gay?!" Hazako asked taking pictures of Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction.

"Yes." Malik said.

"My asshole still hurts," Liam groaned.

"Where's Justin Bieber and his waifuu?" Hazako asked after slowly catching her breath.

''Coming.'' Styles said.

''Lol I have a dirty mind!'' Hazako laughed.

''Are you even real people?'' Ragna asked.

''Yes, boss!'' Xavier.

Ragna was about to clap but the demon-as team Terumi had concluded-made them all feel death again. ''We theorized this is a demon." Hazama said after everyone recovered. In that moment after his explanation Yuuki and Carl had shown up. Hazama didn't bother to pester Terumi with it, he had common sense after all. "Right well''

"Ehahaha! Hey favorite body let's go listen to Brittany Spears' Work Bitch!" He told him while laughing at the pop stars.

"K." Hazama said.

Then Carl got close to One D "you know no real or virtual person respect you right?" He asked.

"Hm. I think your thinking of Summer and Rush." Liam countered.

"Nice troll. But you still suck...Mrs. Yuuko should teach you how to...Defend yourselves." Carl told them and backed away. "I'm pretty sure even though Satan's dead we'll still get money, so who cares?...Ow I just felt super-supernatural pain." Liam said.

"Must've been your soul" Yuuko said.

(Actually Wingwoman I'm fine!) Soul Liam had said.

Hazako mumbled.

(Actually these guys are pieces of shit! Teach them and you'll get money and eggs!)

"Right so mission...Failed we can't find Relius next we should kill Saya and Izanami." Yuuko devised.

Omake.