I do not own Regular show or any of its characters. I wish i did but I don't so the only thing I own is the storyline. They are the property of J.G Quintel and Cartoon Network.

It was a normal day at Twin Peaks City, Mordecai and Rigby were slacking off as usual and Benson was probably popping his gumballs wherever he was. Mordecai and Rigby decided to go to the coffee shop. As they were walking, Rigby brought on an off chart topic. Mordecai, do you really think Eileen likes me? Yes dude, that chick would totally die fo... Wait a minute, do you like Eileen? Ha ha dude you totally do! said Mordecai.

STOP TALKIIING!

Dude I think you should totally ask her out. Mordecai said while giggling. Hell no man remember what happened that time I tried to talk to her while her father was visiting, that man literally killed me, do you know how hard it is to escape the gates of hell, and not to mention had to take over that overweight basterd MuscleMan just so that could dig up my body, no way I will go through that shit again just because of some four eyed mole who doesn't think I'm attractive. Rigby said while defending himself. Whatever dude. Mordecai said. As they walked they saw Eileen running away and crying. Way to go Rigby said Mordecai while punching him. Owww said Rigby, Its not my fault she's so weak. You asshole said mordecai angrily, you dont even care do you, the only girl who really gives a fuck about you is crying because of what you said and all you can say about that is she's weak, don't be such an ass. Said Mordecai angrily. Wait did you say she finds me attractive?

Tune in to next chapter to find out what happens next

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