Title: Haruno's guide to keeping a Kazekage
Pairing: GaaraSaku
Word Count: 192
1) To keep your Kazekage content always remember to perform his each and every whim with a smile. Keep in mind that a sour Kazekage always equals a rampaging one.
2) Sand must be kept nearby at all times, no exceptions.
3) Never mention Tanuki's, cookies, or panda's near your Kazekage. It will only upset him.
4) If you value your life then never speak the forbidden word (Short) to your Kazekage. "I'm taller than you…hahaha" is also something you must never say.
5) Keep the scent of blood at bay.
6) Wear green. Your Kazekage will be pleased.
7) Always remember that your Kazekage hates dolls, puppets, or anything of that sort.
8) Your Kazekage despises clay, and exploding birds made from such a material. So steer clear from that.
9) Train, train, train. To make your Kazekage happy you must be a strong Kunoichi.
10) Learn to cook Sunagakure's cuisine. It keeps his tummy happy.
Well here it is, My lame attempt to write GaaraSaku.
I'll let you guy's decide what's next, so please, if you have a request…Just ask.
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