Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR Ch.2: Extra Curricular Activities help you in life.
Ryota: Hey, hey, yo! We're finally on the right track for TUSS! This is chapter 2 btw because the last chapter was Special!
Sieghart-I awoke the day after with nothing but a rag around my waist while I was in the janitor's closet….how…..
Ryota: No need to get into that! Let's just get to chapter 2!
Disclaimer-RYOTA DOESN'T OWN GINTAMA OR GRAND CHASE! GAWD!
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR Ch.2: Extra Curricular Activities help you in life.
After school activities, they were practically made to socialize with each other! Getting into them is an extremely simple task as well! That's what this chapter is about! We are going to delve into the daily lives of class GC-17's clubs! Come! Let is commence with our grand adventure!
Sieghart Sensei put his feet on his rotting teacher's desk, he was proud of himself. He finally got his students to ACTUALLY write something. What was it they were writing? They were….applying for various clubs in the academy! CUE THE BANG!
Sieghart Sensei abruptly fell from his chair. "There's no gag this time!?" he asked in shock, and I thought he knew what he was passing out…
"You just made the papers fall onto my desk and told me to pass them out!" Sieghart Sensei shouted at the author.
Aaaaah…I did?
Sieghart Sensei slammed his face into his rotting desk.
On another note let's check out the club choices! DEFINITELY NOT IN ANY SPECIFIC ORDER BECAUSE THE AUTHOR WAS LAZY TO ORGANIZE IT ALPHABETTICALLY!
Singing and Dance Club
Cosplay Club
Technology Club
Various After-school sports Club
Let's go and dig an escape route in the school Club
I'll slash the hell out of you Club, a.k.a The Weapon Club (get it?! Get it!? A CLUB? The weapon?)
Arsonist Club
Animmal and Monsters club
Clean the hell out of the school Club
Magical Girl Club
I don't give a damn, let me go home Club
Cooking Club
I'm a Ninja Club
The Grand Chase
Quite the array of choices they have don't they? Hmmm, I feel as if there's something off about this list though…
Lass flipped his desk, "THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS LIST!" he shouted, the calm Assasain going into Tsukkomi mode. "You agree with me right Edel my little sister?!" he asked the white haired girl.
Edel ignored him as she filled out the form for the 'Clean the hell out of the school Club'
Rufus the Sadist sniggered "Nobody seems to have a problem with the list of clubs, maybe it's just you Lass." After saying that Rufus filled in the form for the 'Arsonist Club'
"Sensei!" Arme raised her hand.
"What little grape?" he responded.
"How many clubs are we limited to?"
"It should be only 2, because the author can't take it if he has to type more than that for each character, though he's going to make everybody in groups anyways." Sieghart Sensei answered and pulled out the latest JUMP edition and flipped it open to read.
"Sieghart-Sensei has gone into the JUMP mode; he'll be ignoring everybody now as of his current state of mind." Mari informed everybody, a stack of club forms on her desk.
"Uugh, let's just skip this boring class time and get to the after school parts of the story." Elesis moaned as she laid her head down on her desk.
"Agreed, when Sieghart Sensei goes into JUMP mode there's absolutely nothing that'll happen." Shio added, sitting in his dirty desk as if it were a throne. "It's not Shio! It's Dio!"
"Time skip!" Veigas shouted as he threw his cube up in the air, nothing happened though because Time skips are the AUTHOR'S main power!
[After school]
"Alright, let's get this party started!" Elesis shouted as she stomped out of the class, being followed by the rest of her classmates as they dispersed into different directions.
The 1st club we enter is…THE SINGING AND DANCE CLUB! WOOO! PARTY! KA-REE-O-KAAAAY!
Entering this room was none other than Amy of course! The grand pop idol sensation around the world which is why she's so rich!
"You're just telling that us on the 2nd year?!" Jin shouted at the author as he followed Amy in.
"Jinny! They have a whole karaoke machine set here! Let's sing! Sing!" Amy cheered, holding a microphone straight up into the air.
Jin's eyes turned into hearts, "Of course Amy! We'll have a lovely duet together to amplify our love for each other! Duets mean undying love after all!" Jin exclaimed as he took the 2nd microphone.
"Why the hell are we following them?" Asin asked Rin.
"I've always wanted to try singing; I'm supposed to have a voice of a Goddess!" Rin said rather proudly.
"Heh, oh really? I would love to hear this 'voice of a Goddess' thing of yours." Asin smirked.
Rin puffed her cheeks, "I can definitely do it! Though if only Sieghart were here, ooh how I would like to have him hear this, aaah." Rin moaned as she rubbed her cheeks.
Asin sighed, "I'm having 2nd thoughts on wanting to go out with her…." He groaned while Amy and Jin were doing a duet of the GC opening Hope.
Continuing down the list! What we have next is the….Cosplay club! I do hope something good comes out of this!
"Oi, don't get me into that suit Arme!" Lass growled at the purple headed mage.
"Come on! What exactly is wrong with it?" Arme asked, holding up the DACML costume. If you don't remember, DACML stands for Dark Assasain Cat Maid Lass!
"NO! I REFUSE!" Lass turned his head away as if he was a child.
"C'mon Lassy-poo! I have a piece of cherry pie right here!" Arme tried to coax him by holding up a piece of cherry pie in her right hand while her left one held up the DACML costume.
Lass seemed to have already grown cat ears as he heard the words 'cherry pie'. He looked at it, and back to the costume and then back away.
"I still refuse! Don't think you can persuade me with that…delicious…..cherry…pie…." Lass trailed off, staring intently at the cherry pie while drooling a bit. "Maybe…."
Arme held up 2 whole cherry pies.
"ALRIGHT FINE! YOU CONVINCED ME! GIVE ME THE DAMN COSTUME AND LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!" Lass sobbed loudly. "I didn't even want to join this stupid club!"
Across from them were Eclipse and Zero, Eclipse dressed in a host suit.
"Do you really like dressing like that?" Zero asked her as he held up his suit.
"Oh yeah! Women tend to look good in these suits!" Eclipse grinned with her teeth giving a glint.
Quite the strange way of life she sees there.
"On another note, where's Gran?" Eclipse asked.
"Oh yeah, he always seemed to not be with us when things like this happen." Zero noted.
"Don't tell me…he joined the 'I don't give a damn, let me go home Club' didn't he?" Eclipse groaned.
All Zero could do was nod.
Gran sneezed at his club room, the Magical Girl club.
"I feel as if somebody was talking bad about me…" Gran mumbled as he sewed the final stitch on his Mahou Shoujo outfit. "Done! Now I can finally try it on!" Gran mumbled, his cheeks going a bit red as he smiled in a perverted style.
I DID NOT know he was into that kind of stuff man…surprises.
Next on the list is….the Technology Club! Let's go into this with detail shall we! Following in is….Ryan! Wait, RYAN!? I thought he was a nature freak and wouldn't dare go into the world of technology! He peeked inside and saw Mari sitting at the window reading a book, like the genius student she was.
"Uuum, excuse me…." Ryan mumbled.
Mari closed her book and pierced Ryan with her multi colored eyes. "What is it?" she inquired in a serious manner.
"Um, er, ah…." Ryan stuttered as he stepped back. "I would…like to learn about Technology!" Ryan declared with his head bowed. "Please teach me!"
Mari stared, "Very well, the art of technology is a rather tedious thing to teach, so I will give you a brief overview of it, please take out notes and a pencil." Mari ordered Ryan, who complied and sat on a chair and table that appeared from the ground.
"So we shall start with the very structure of the most modern technology there is….the robotics lesson. I will expect you to make a fully developed and mobile machine after I am done explaining, you will be forced to leave if you are unable to." Mari told Ryan with piercing eyes.
Ryan had his mouth agape, and then closed it, not confident that he'll be able to meet Mari's demands as he nodded.
"Excellent, we shall begin with…"
[10 minutes later]
Ryan was hitting the sack on the table as Mari droned on and on about the mechanics, what drives it, and the specific parts for a robot.
"In short, we have currently covered the basics for a mechanized arm and what capabilities it can have depending on its design." Mari stopped and looked at Ryan who was sleeping on the table.
She whacked him with a robot arm that had the end of a hammer.
"Don't fall asleep Ryan! You as well Ronan!" Mari smacked both their heads until they woke up.
"Urgh, how'd you get here Ronan?" Ryan groaned as he rubbed his head.
"I thought you would like company Ryan, you're my best friend after all." Ronan replied.
Ryan and Ronan stared straight into each others eyes, and then hugged each other.
"I love you bro!" Ryan shouted.
"Yeah, you're my best man Ryan!" Ronan shouted back as he rubbed his face into Ryan's shoulder.
Mari smacked both of their heads which caused them to fly into the wall. "I accept this behavior, just not in this very class!" Mari scolded them, her cheeks showing spots of pink.
"Yes ma'am…" Ryan and Ronan mumbled as they stumbled back into their seats.
On the room next to the Technology club you have the Arsonist Club. Let's take a peek!
Within the small room was a Sadist, the legendary arsonist in the whole school. The one, the only
RUFUS…../LUXUS…/LUPUS!
Rufus turned his face towards us, "I'll kill you." He smirked with a peace sign, which completely contradicts his previous statement.
You cautiously close the door before Rufus can bring out his various gun powdered weapons.
As we walk past the halls we see Edel of the Clean the hell out of the school Club having a cloth around her mouth and her white fluffy hair tied up as she was cleaning the corners of the walls with a Q-tip.
"God, what's with this school?! When I went down into the basement there was this jumping pot that was full of cock roaches! I ended up having to spray a mixture of hairspray and bug spray and then slash at all of them with my rapier! This school needs serious fixing up, and I'll be the one to do it!" Edel shouted as flicked the Q-tip into a trash can and pulled another one out of the box under her school suit. She stopped as she saw a hole in the next wall she cleaning.
"The hell?" Edel asked aloud.
Ah, that would be the work of the Let's go and dig an escape route in the school Club Edel.
Edel jumped, "Who said that?!" she yelled around her.
That was me, the author.
"What?!"
Never mind, just enter the hole and show us what is revealed inside.
"Urgh, what?" Edel asked the author.
Don't question, just go in the damn hole!
"Fine, geez pushy!" Edel mumbled, taking the cloth mask off and crawling into the hole while spazzing a bit due to the dirt.
Edel climbed through and through until she heard loud yelling from the end of the cave.
"Dig faster you mutts! You call that power!? Trash! Put your back into that shovel!" a pink haired demon was ordering a purple haired demon and Asmodian to dig further into a hole.
"Somebody save me…this tyrant's making us into slave labor." Shio cried.
"Shut up and dig Dio and don't die! I'm going to be doing that to you!" Veigas growled at his enemy.
"Yessir!" Shio agreed happily because Veigas said his name wrong.
"The hell is wrong with this demon?" Veigas' Cube asked, if he had arms he would face palm.
Edel sloooowly backed away from this club and then scurried quickly towards her dorm.
AND NOW! WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE I'll slash the hell out of you Club, a.k.a The Weapon Club! Come! We must see the glorious things happening here!
To the gym! The gym! Kick the door doooow…huh; it's burned to bits…..what the hell happened!?
Through the remnants of the doors we see Elesis, slashing fiery attacks from her sword and Lire, shooting burning arrows everywhere.
"HAHAHA! THIS IS WHERE ALL THE CLUBS SHOULD BE!" Elesis roared with laughter.
Lire knotted another burning arrow, "Get ready for a storm Elesis!" Lire giggled, and shot a volley of burning arrows up into the sky, incinerating many of the bleachers and basketballs within the gym.
Kassias Grandiel, the disciplinary director jumped into the gym.
"Trouble makers! I command you cease this all and face my labyrinth!" he shouted, "This is in violation of the Weapon's clubs rules! You are supposed to have safe spars!"
"Shut up!" Elesis and Lire shouted as they shot a fire attack a Kassias, who just simply set up a barrier to protect himself.
"You are all under apprehension!" Kassias shouted and joined in on the fight, making things much worse.
Sieghart dropped his JUMP magazine when he heard a loud BANG.
"What the hell!?" Sieghart shouted and ran out of the classroom, past Gran dressed in a Mahou Shoujo costume, past Shio and Veigas who were covered in dirt, past the droning of Mari's lectures, past the strange explosions from the room Rufus was in, past the running DACM Lass who was eating cherry pie as Arme took pictures, past the loud singing coming from Rin in the karaoke room, and dived head first into the gym holding onto his Soluna.
He looked up to the battling Elesis, Lire, and Kassias.
"Stupid idiots stop! You made me drop my JUMP on the dirty floor! BIRTH OF BLADES!" Sieghart Sensei roared as blades were summoned around him.
Somehow, the blades turned into a Soul Extinction making a huge explosion in the gym.
On the ground was a knocked out Elesis, Lire, and Kassias Grandiel.
"Geez! Now I have to bend down to pick the damn JUMP back up!" Sieghart Sensei groaned as he walked back up to his classroom.
He just didn't know that he would have to deal with these clubs for another chapter.
"Wait what?!" Sieghart Sensei shouted.
"I didn't even get an appearance in this chapter…" Duel the Janitor gloomed.
"Never mind that! What is this about a 2nd part?!" Sieghart Sensei shouted.
Explosions make the BEST ending for chapters! BUT DON'T THINK THE CLUB ARC IS OVER YET! We still have a part 2 coming for the other missing clubs! Look forward to it, and sorry if some parts were rushed…
Review replies with the help of Sieghart Sensei~
Day x Night-Indeed, all red headed youths must have the instinct to fight for they ARE THE WILD CHILDS!
Sieghart-….So why didn't I get the red hair genes?
HD-Lol, what a coincidence!
XxcrystalzxX-I agree, they really need to update that file. The cube is still nameless….and they haven't posted a picture of its original for either.
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