Chapter: The Beauty of Plan B

Shalan's Say: Hey guys it's Shalan, back with another fun-filled chapter of Somewhere Over the Rainbow… HOT DAMN! This story is almost over… wipes forehead THANK YOU JESUS! I am starting to lose my focus on this story so this chapter will be the final chapter before the big She-Bang… XDDD of course the final chapter/epilogue will be chapter 32… so that gives us five more chapters before the EEEND! YAY! I am STILL sorry about not updating for two weeks… I have been biting my nails over it… but I've had a test every week in Bio II so my life sucks…

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Uryu curled around his wife, nuzzling his nose into her hair and planting a kiss on the back of her neck. She mumbled something under her breath. "Wha?" He opened his eyes and she rolled over in his arms, baby blue meeting cerulean.

"Plan B huh?" She whispered and he nodded. "The direct attack…" her eyes dimmed as Uryu brushed her bangs back from her face.

"Yeah, it'll be a tough fight…" Uryu let her lips trail down his neck. "Why do you always kiss me so early in the morning? You know it'll just…" he pinned her quickly to the bed with a grin, "get you in trouble…"

"But I love being in trouble…" she smiled back as his lips met hers. Somewhere in the room a cell phone rang and Uryu sat up with a groan.

"Damn it! If that's Kurosaki I'm going to hurt him…" His wife's arms released him as he stumbled across the room, cursing as he went. "Damn! Why did you have to put my jeans there? Do you want me to fall and break my neck woman? Shit! What the hell is my-AH!" Kazumi laughed into her pillow. "Fuck! I can't find the damn-THERE YOU ARE!" He yanked the little object off his belt. "I-I-Ishida, go." He yawned into the phone. "OI YOU THERE! STOP LAUGHING…" he called across the room to his wife.

"B-B-But-It's…" she laughed into the pillow, tears in the corners of her eyes.

"Sounds like you two are having fun…" Kisuke's voice said over the phone.

"Can't you call at a normal time Urahara?" Uryu complained, yanking on his jeans. From his bed he heard his wife mumble something about commando.

"This is a normal time I thought?"

"For you maybe…" Uryu leaned against the doorframe to his bathroom, eyeing his wife as she peeked out from under the blankets. He could tell she was smiling, her eyes crinkled when she smiled.

"Anyways… plan B has officially gone into action. Kenpachi is out of the hospital and will apparently be moving into the Hobbit Hole with Yachiru. Ichigo and Rukia are in Kansas City. I'll be flying in soon to pick up the others in our squad… then we'll be able to do some real thinking huh?" Kisuke grinned into the phone, Uryu hated it when Kisuke was smiling.

"What did you do?" His voice darkened.

"Nothing Uryu, I just motivated a few people to move in closer to Gin… anyways, we'll talk about all of that later on… talk to ya' later!" He hung up and Uryu sighed at the phone. Kisuke was always doing stupid things.

"So… are you going somewhere?" Kazumi asked from beneath the pile of blankets and he shook his head.

"Yes, I'm going to be in that bed in a second." He jumped out of his jeans and across the room, diving into his bed before the cold to get to him.

"That's good…" Kazumi sighed, snuggling up against his chest.

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"Ichigo…" he looked over from within the kitchen. Their daughter sat in his lap as he read the newspaper.

"Hey baby, I guess Sleeping Beauty is out of her chamber?" He teased and she shook a fist at him. "What's going on?" He blinked as she leaned against the doorframe.

"I'm pregnant…" she stated plainly. He choked on his coffee as the two-year-old struggled to get down from his lap.

"Gah-what?" He spluttered as he helped Masaki to the floor. She toddled into the other room as her parents stared at each other. "A-again?"

"Pretty much…" she shrugged. Ichigo moved across the room before she could blink and gathered her in his arms his lips meeting hers.

"But I thought…" he tried to say before she kissed him back. "I thought our plan was fool proof…"

"Yeah, it is… but we aren't fools are we…" she laughed and Ichigo let her go. "Birth control, no matter what it is, isn't 100 effective… apparently you really wanted me pregnant again…" She smiled.

"You stopped taking the pills… didn't you?" He scolded. She looked away. "Rukia!" He tried to sound angry. "I'm going to have to get another job!" He yanked on his hair. "You AND two kids… jesus… why are you so perfect?" His lips met hers again and she was almost surprised he wasn't angry about her pregnancy. "This is so great…" he mumbled against her lips.

"You mean that?" she whispered back and he nodded before their tongues tangled together.

"FUCK!" He nearly shouted. 'SMACK' she slapped him as his cell phone rang.

"What did I say about your language? Huh?" She scolded as he answered the phone.

"Kurosaki, no one I know would call me during foreplay…" she slapped his arm and he sniggered as she turned to get the toddler who had mysteriously disappeared. He slapped her rump playfully and she threw him a look over her shoulder.

"Hey, sorry didn't mean to interrupt anything…" Kisuke chuckled from the other line.

"That's not true, you've been wanting to do that to me since we met… and you've managed to do it several times…" Ichigo grumbled into the phone. "So… how is your wifey?" Ichigo made fun of Kisuke's version of wife.

"Me wifey is good…" Kisuke replied with a chuckle. "She ish a bit… gwumpy-OW! Alright I'll stop…" Kisuke grumbled. "Anyways… plan B has now been put into action…"

"Yay…" Ichigo said sarcastically. "Now only 24 more letters to go!" He threw his arms up in exasperation. "And then we have the Greek Alphabet!"

"Be quiet Ichigo…" the blonde snorted from the other side.

"Fine… have you called the others and set it up yet or have you been slacking on your duties?" Ichigo watched his wife as she scooted around on the floor after their daughter.

"Nope, I've gotta finish up the list… Talk to you in a few…"

"WAIT! I'm going to be a father…" Ichigo grinned and he heard a noise of surprise from the other line.

"A-freakin-gain? Dude what the hell are you two drinking?" Kisuke hooted from the other end. "I'll tell everyone… I gotta go…" he hung up and Ichigo smiled, leaning against the wall.

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"Uryu…" Kazumi mumbled, gently stroking the side of his face. "Uryu your cell phone…" he shook his head. "Uryu you need to get up… your cell phone is ringing…" He nodded and reached across her to the bedside table.

"Who the fuck is this?" He grumbled.

"ISHIDA!" Ichigo roared in his sergeant voice and Kazumi laughed as Uryu shot up in bed, sitting up straight. "My wife is pregnant…" he laughed.

"Again?" Uryu blinked, his shoulders relaxing as Kazumi sat up behind him, wrapping her legs around his back. Her hands graced his chest and stomach delicately. "Why do you always have to do that?" He asked as she kissed his cheek.

"Because I happen to have a libido above most men…" Ichigo boasted and Uryu sighed with a laugh.

"Not you! Her! And what the hell are you two? Catholics? Ever heard of BIRTH CONTROL?" Uryu joked.

"Now that's a little harsh… and yes I've heard of it………never considered it before…" Ichigo chuckled.

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Yeah… sorry about that… this chapter was weird, next chapter should be longer… and it will probably be about the family that Gin is going to harm… TTYL READ AND REVIEW OR I WILL CONTINUE POSTING FILLERS MUAHAHAHAHA

Shalan