The day after Sayaka's incident, she had gone to school, but had a long sleeved shirt covering the many cuts on her arms. She said to Madoka that morning, "Thank you for being there at the hospital. I'm gonna go back to the hospital after school today to talk with a psychiatrist."

"Good," said Madoka. "I'm glad you got help."

Then, Sayaka noticed several police officers standing outside of their home room. She asked, "Hello, officer. What's going on?"

The officer looked at her with dread in his eyes. "Your teacher's dead."

A female officer then said, "Mishimoto-san! What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't be so blunt like that!" She then turned to the girls. "I'm sorry you had to hear that."

Sayaka immediately hugged the female officer and began crying. Madoka said, "What?! No way! That's impossible!"


The group, sans Kyoko and Homura, who had not shown up at school, apparently due to a sickness, met at lunch. Mami said, "This is weird. Too weird. First Kyoko died, and now Saotome-sensei died. Whoever is doing this is sick. They need to catch the person or persons who are doing this before someone else dies."

Sayaka said, "It doesn't feel right without Saotome-sensei and her stories of her relationships. They were pretty funny." The rest of the group laughed.

Then, Kyousuke and Hitomi walked over. Kyousuke said, "Hey guys. How's it going?"

"Shitty," Mami replied. "We're obviously upset over Saotome-sensei."

Hitomi said, "I know. I'm really gonna miss her."

Madoka replied, "We all will."


That night, Homura had a dream. She found herself in a plains-like setting. There was no wind, and there appeared to be nothing in sight for miles. Homura said, "Where the hell am I?"

Then, a voice called out to her, "Homura-chan..."

"Madoka?! Where are you?!"

"Up here!"

Homura then looked up. Then, her expression turned from one of confusion to one of complete and utter horror. "No... No!"

Madoka's mutilated and dismembered body hung above her, while her head, which appeared to be almost split in half and smiling, said, "How's it going, Homura?"

Homura threw up onto the ground, and then screamed and screamed and screamed for what seemed like hours.

Then, she woke up. In the real world, she was sweating profusely and was breathing rapidly. She said to herself, "Oh my God... No way... Ugh... It's not real, Homura, it's not real..." She then noticed vomit next to her, indicating she had thrown up in real life too.

Homura quickly got a wet towel and cleaned up the vomit. She then took her clothes off and stepped into her shower. After turning the water on, she saw Kyubey walk in and say, "Your brain activity went off the charts just minutes ago."

Homura then covered herself up before realizing that Kyubey probably didn't care about nudity. She then said, "I had a nightmare. What the hell are you doing here?"

"I wish to contract the girl known as Madoka. She has a lot of potential."

"Forget it, asshole. You won't go anywhere near her."

"Why must you make things so complicated, Akemi Homura?"

"Because fuck you. Get out."

"Okay then. As you wish, no pun intended."

"Make another joke like that and I'll kill you."

"And I'll respawn." Kyubey then disappeared.

After the shower, Homura changed into new pajamas and went to bed.


The next day at school, Homura came back. Madoka said to her when she saw her, "Homura-chan! You're back!"

"I am, Madoka," said Homura. "I heard about Saotome-sensei, and I was very sad."

"We all are. She was a good teacher. My mom was interviewed by police because Saotome-sensei was murdered while she was talking to my mom."

"Ouch. That had to be tough."

"It was. She was crying most of yesterday and today. They knew each other for a long time."


At the classroom, a substitute teacher taught the class. Sayaka telepathically said to Homura and Madoka, "This guy sucks."

"I know," Madoka replied. "Even Saotome-sensei would fall asleep from this substitute."

"Hey guys," Homura telepathically said, "What was the math homework?"

"I think we had to answer 10 questions from page 87 of the textbook," Sayaka replied.

"Shit! I forgot! Ohhhh fuck, this is bad!"

Then, another voice joined in. "Watch your language at school, Akemi-san!"

"Mami-san?" Sayaka looked confused. "Is that you?"

"Yeah. I'm in the classroom above you. And Homura, you're beginning to sound like Sakura-san with that mouth of yours."

Sayaka replied, "Hey! Don't speak ill of the dead!" She then paused. "Then again, that is entirely true."


Later that evening, Mami and Nagisa went witch-hunting alone. Nagisa said to Mami, "Mami-oneesama, it's too quiet."

"I know," the blonde-haired girl replied. "I've been itching to kill a witch ever since the 'incident' and yet nothing has turned up at all."

"Hey look!" The young magical girl then pointed to an opening to a witch barrier. "We can go there!"

"Finally, some action." The 2 magical girls them transformed. "Let's go, Nagisa."


Meanwhile, Hitomi was leaving the bathroom in her house when she heard footsteps in her room. She said, "Who's in there?"

No reply.

Hitomi then decided to open the door. To her surprise, the room was empty. "Must be my imagination."

"No it wasn't, Shizuki Hitomi."


An hour later, Mr. Shizuki said, "Well, looks like Hitomi's taking a long time getting ready for dinner. Hey honey, can you go check on her if she's alright?"

"Yes, dear." Mrs. Shizuki, on the outside, seemed to be a loving wife who would never think of doing things considered immoral. However, for the past few months, she had been seeing a younger man. Hitomi knew of this, but was afraid to speak out.


2 months earlier

Hitomi was walking up the stairs in her house when she heard noises from her parents' room. She was puzzled because her father was away on a business trip.

Then, she opened the door and gasped. Her mother was having full-on sex with another guy.

"Hitomi! What are you-?"

"Oh fuck no!"

Hitomi backed away and said, "Mom? What's... Who's... Why?" Hitomi then ran into the bathroom and locked the door. She then opened up the toilet, hugged it, and threw up. After heaving 5 times, she began crying.

"Hitomi, I need to talk to you! Open this door!"


Mrs. Shizuki said, "Hitomi? Are you okay?"

Nothing.

She then opened the door.

She found that a window was open and a rope was tied to something outside. It looked like something was hanging outside of the window.

She looked up first and found that the rope was tied to an exhaust pipe sticking outward. She then looked down.

Below her was her daughter's body, having been hanged. The 8 foot drop had instantly broken Hitomi's neck and killed her, similar to how hangings were conducted in executions in Japan.

Mrs. Shizuki could only scream and call for her husband, who immediately ran up to see what happened. "Oh my God! Hitomi, no! Oh God no!"


5 days later

Hitomi's funeral was bleak and dreary. It had been raining all day, and the clouds covered the sky. Sitting near the front row were Sayaka, Kyousuke, Madoka, Homura, Mami, and Nagisa. Kyousuke was comforting a weeping Sayaka, while Homura hugged Madoka, who cried silently, remembering the fun times she and Sayaka had with her.

Homura knew that this was eerily similar to Sayaka's own funeral in each timeline she appeared. It was always rainy and dreary outside, every time.

After the funeral, Mami was interviewed by a reporter. The following is a recount of said interview:

REPORTER: Please state your name.

MAMI: Tomoe Mami.

REPORTER: How did you know Hitomi?

MAMI: She was a close friend of one of my friends. We generally got along good. Had she not died, we would have probably become good friends.

REPORTER: In recent days, there have been a string of murders involving people that went to Hitomi's school. Do you think this could be connected?

MAMI: Maybe. I personally knew the first victim, Sakura Kyoko. If the coroner's office comes back and says Hitomi's death wasn't suicide, then I have reason to believe she was murdered by the same guy who killed Sakura Kyoko and Saotome Kazuko, my old teacher.

REPORTER: Was Hitomi ever depressed or indicated that anything was wrong?

MAMI: isn't the type of person who would be depressed. Who knows? I don't know much about her personal life, but my other friends do. They would know if something was up. So far, they haven't told me anything was wrong.

REPORTER: Thank you for talking to us. Once again, I'm very sorry about your loss.

MAMI: You're welcome. And thank you.


Later that evening, Mami's interview was broadcast on the TV. Up until now, this was a small local news story. Now that a third person had died, and since that person was the child of a relatively well-off family, it began to gain traction across Japan.

Madoka said to her mother after dinner, "Remember what Mami said on TV? If what she said about a serial killer is true, who do you think is next?"

"It wouldn't be a serial killer," Junko replied. "It would be a spree killer, since these deaths are all in quick succession. And second, I'd rather not think about that. Let's hope they catch this guy before he can even think of a next victim, if it really is just one guy doing all of this."


School was canceled for a whole 2 weeks due to the killings. Thus, Madoka and her friends spent most of their time hanging out and talking amongst themselves.

2 days after Hitomi's funeral, Sayaka went over to Kyosuke's house. She wanted to talk to him about what had happened in the past 2 weeks.

She walked up to his house door and ringed the doorbell. Kyousuke opened it and said, "Hey Sayaka-chan, come on in! My parents aren't home right now because of business stuff."

"Good," the bluenette replied. "I need to talk to you."

"Go ahead." The grey-haired boy then sat down on a couch.

"These past 2 weeks have REALLY been rough. First I lost Kyoko-chan, then Saotome-sensei, and now Hitomi-chan."

"Tell me about it."

"Kyousuke, you don't understand. I liked Kyoko. As in, like like. And... I guess I liked you too..."

Kyousuke blushed. "You did?"

"I did. Then Kyoko got in the picture, and I started going after her, and I think she liked me too, but now she's gone, and we're here, and things are just so complicated, and it's... Ugh..." She then began to cry. "It's really, really hard to deal with this. Why would someone take Kyoko or Saotome-sensei or Hitomi away?! They did nothing wrong!"

Kyousuke then got up and hugged Sayaka, as well as giving her a kiss on her cheek. "It's been tough for all of us. I had my own love triangle between you and Hitomi. I spent many nights wondering who was the better one, who was more caring, who was the better friend. I then realised that that didn't matter. I thought I had managed to bury my feelings away. But I couldn't."

"You really mean that?"

"I do."

Sayaka then put her hands around him and dragged his face towards her. She then gave him a long kiss on the lips, something that was considered extraordinarily intimate in Japan. After 15 seconds, she suddenly pulled away and said, "Oh no! That was bad!"

"No it wasn't. That was the best, and so far only, kiss of my life. I want to do that again with you." Kyousuke then kissed her. Again, their lips met for a long time.

After they pulled away, Sayaka confessed, "Kyousuke, I love you."

"I love you too."


Several minutes later, Mami and Nagisa were doing another witch patrol to get their minds off of the funeral when they noticed a girl with what appeared to be a large sphere. Mami said, "Hello?! Who are you?!"

The girl turned around and said, "Are you a magical girl?"

"Yeah? Why?"

Suddenly, the other girl threw the sphere at them. Mami and Nagisa ducked and transformed. Mami then fired muskets at the magical girl, while Nagisa used her trumpet to fire explosive bubbles. As the smoke cleared, Nagisa said, "She couldn't have survived that!"

Then, another sphere came charging at them. The sphere-throwing girl was joined by another girl with large and curved claws, who said, "I'd like to introduce ourselves. I'm Kure Kirika, and this is my best friend Mikuni Oriko."

Mami yelled, "Whoever the hell you are, you're going down!" She then turned to Nagisa. "Call Sayaka for help!"


Back at Kyousuke's house, Sayaka and Kyousuke had just finished a round of sex. Kyousuke said, "My God, that felt good."

"Tell me about it," Sayaka replied. Then, her cellphone rang. She picked it up and said, "Hello?"

"Sayaka-chan," Nagisa yelled. "Me and Mami-oneesama need help! We're near the fountain and we're being attacked by 2 other magical girls!"

"Alright, I'll be there as soon as possible. I just gotta get dressed." She then hung up. "Kyousuke-kun, I gotta go. A friend needs help."

As Sayaka got dressed, Kyousuke said, "Can I come?"

"I'd rather you not," she replied. "But, I guess I might as well reveal my secret." She then transformed.

Kyousuke gasped and said, "Oh my God! Sayaka, you look gorgeous!"

"Alright, I get it. Let's go! I'll explain as we get to the fountain!"


As Sayaka and Kyousuke ran to the fountain park, Sayaka began explaining what a magical girl was to Kyousuke. "I made a contract with a guy named Kyubey and became a magical girl. You see, I have to fight witches, and sometimes, other magical girls. 2 of my friends, Momoe Nagisa and Tomoe Mami, are both magical girls. Looks like they got attacked in an ambush by 2 others."

"Wow! That's amazing! By the way, do all magical girls have outfits like yours?" Kyousuke was running just behind Sayaka.

"Not as revealing as mine, but still as weird. By the way, when you make a contract, you also make a wish."

"Really? What did you wish for?"

"Your hands to be healed, of course!"

"Really?! Looks like you really would do anything for me!"

"I would!"

"Same here!"

"Anyway, we're gonna be getting there soon. Just don't do anything to get yourself killed!"

"Got it!"

Mami shouted, "Miki-san! Over here! Now!"

Sayaka then spawned a sword and charged at Oriko and Kirika. Oriko said, "What the hell?!" Then, Sayaka's sword proceeded to lob off Oriko's right arm.

Everyone looked in shock, even Sayaka, as Kirika screamed, "Oriko-chan! Oh my God!" She then slashed Sayaka's arm with one of her claws, resulting in Sayaka screaming in pain. Mami replied by firing off a musket at Kirika, which she quickly dodged.

"Sayaka!" Kyousuke then ran to her before Mami held her hand out in front of him.

"She'll be fine."

"But she-"

"She can heal her injuries. It's one of her powers."

Meanwhile, Oriko said, "You bitch! You chopped my arm off! Don't you know what the fate of the magical girl is?!"

"'The fate of the magical girl?' I don't give a shit about fate! When you attack my friends, I will kill you!" Sayaka then slashed at Oriko's chest, creating a long and diagonal gash on her body and ripping up her outfit.

Nagisa then fired off more explosive bubbles, filling the air with smoke and blocking everyone's vision. "Whoops. That was a bad idea..." She then picked up a musket Mami had dropped. She calmly reached into her pocket, grabbed a musket ball, and then poured powder into the musket with a gunpowder container. She then dropped the musket ball in and used a ramrod to push the ball and powder in. She then put some flint in, cocked the gun, and aimed it at Kirika.

She then pulled the trigger and shot Kirika in her soul gem, killing her instantly.

Mami gasped. "Nagisa, you shot her!"

Oriko and Sayaka briefly paused to watch Kirika's body fall to the ground. Oriko screamed, "Nooooooo!"

Then, Sayaka said, "Join your friend!" She then killed Oriko by slashing and breaking her soul gem, ending the battle.

Kyousuke said, "Woah! No way! That did not just happen!"

Sayaka ran over to him and said, "Are you afraid of me? Please, don't be."

"Of course I'm not. It's clear you acted to defend yourself and your friends. I would have killed them too if I was in your shoes."

Mami said, "You must be that violin boy Miki-san keeps talking about."

"Guilty as charged," Kyousuke replied.

Then, Mami noticed that Nagisa was crying. "Momoe-san, what's wrong?"

Nagisa then got up, reverted to her regular clothes, ran to a trash can, and threw up.

"Momoe-san!"

"Mami-oneesama... I killed her... I killed her..."

Mami sighed to herself, "Oh boy, here we go with the killing part." She then said, "Look, Momoe-san, I'm gonna be blunt with you here: You may end up having to kill someone in this line of work. I've done it in the past. Sure, even if it's fully justified, it can do a number to your mental health, knowing you killed someone's loved one. But you also must know that you had no other choice. None of us did. They attacked first without provocation."

Nagisa wiped her mouth and turned around. "I don't like killing people, though."

"I don't either. Yet I've done it before, but only because it was either that or I would have been murdered. And it wasn't just rogue magical girls. I once had to kill a guy who tried to force himself on me in an alleyway. I shot and injured another person who was robbing a store and stabbing the clerk to death. It's a miracle I wasn't killed. Look, you just gotta move on from those times and keep a straight face, because this line of work is rewarding but also dangerous."

Kyousuke said, "So this is your life, huh?"

"Not really," Sayaka replied. "That was actually the first time I ever fought another magical girl. We usually only fight witches and familiars, who are these monsters that usually live in their own dimensions called barriers. The witches control the familiars. If a witch dies, a familiar may break out and escape into the real world, and it may turn into a witch as well. They're very dangerous because some of them attack humans and give them witch kisses to make them kill themselves."

"That sounds like some crazy shit, Sayaka-chan."

"It is."


The next day

The team made a cover story for Oriko and Kirika's deaths, saying that the 2 had been found dead of an apparent suicide by asphyxiation. To make things more believeable, Mami reluctantly put bags around their heads while wearing gloves after covering them with their fingerprints. She then called the police to report the bodies anonymously.

At school the next day, the team did not say a word about the battle last night, not wanting to raise suspicion in light of the recent murders.

"So," Madoka said. "You and Kamijou-kun are now dating, I heard."

"Indeed," Sayaka said. "The dude of my dreams is now in my grasp!" She then laughed. "Say, Madoka-chan, Mami-san, Homura-chan, have you 3 ever dated?"

"I have," Mami replied. "I even lost my virginity to a guy a year ago. We broke up about 2 months ago. I've dated that guy plus 1 other guy and a girl."

Madoka said, "Wow! Mami-san, you've had sex?! What was it like?"

"It was fun. I'm glad I lost it to someone I liked rather than to some one-night stand. Guys, I want all of you to wait until you're in a relationship to even consider asking your partner to have sex. I don't care how old you are, as long as you aren't dating some dude or gal who's like 20-something, because that's illegal. Also, for God's sake, I don't want any of you getting pregnant or an STD."

Sayaka laughed and said, "Pregnant? STD? Nah! We wouldn't be stupid enough to not use protection of some sort!" She then laughed somewhat uneasily, knowing that she was lying. Neither she or Kyousuke had used any birth control or STD protection the night before.

Homura then said, "I've never even dated anyone."

Madoka said, "That's surprising. You seem rather attractive to the guys and even the girls here."

"I don't wanna get myself caught up in that stuff anyway," Homura replied. "At least, not for now."

"As for me," Madoka replied. "I once dated a cute guy at my old school. We broke up because he was moving to Hokkaido at the same time I moved here."

Homura immediately honed in on what Madoka said. "Do you still like him?"

"I guess. It was kinda hard having to let him go. He promised that he would visit me soon."

Homura immediately felt a sense of jealousy. "Have you two ever...?"

"No! We never did THAT, Homura-chan." Madoka laughed. "And by the way, I guess I also like girls too. Looks like we have a whole table of bisexuals."

Everyone laughed. Homura thought, "This is both good and bad news..."


3 days later

Madoka's old boyfriend, a boy named Kichirou, was visiting. He knocked on the door to the Kaname residence and said, "Hello there, Kaname-san. Is Madoka-chan here?"

"Hey there, Kichirou-kun," Junko replied. "It's been so long since I've seen you! Yes, she's here." She then turned to the stairs inside. "Madoka! Kichirou is here!"

Madoka ran downstairs and hugged Kichirou, saying, "It's been so long!" He blushed. "Come on in! Come on in!"

Tomohisa said, "Kichirou-kun! You're back! How's Hokkaido?'

"It's colder, but life is pretty good up there. You guys should go up with me sometime."


Kichirou was staying at a relative's house for 3 days. He still had feelings for Madoka, but had no idea of Madoka had moved on from him.

As Madoka showed him her room, he said, "Hey Madoka-chan, can I talk to you for a second? Close the door."

After closing the door, she said, "Go ahead."

Unbeknownst to them, a shadow was watching from outside the house. They sat there, staring in contempt at what was going on. As the conversation dragged on, the shadow wondered what was going on.

Back in the room, Kichirou said, "So, to conclude, I still like you, Madoka. I've dreamt of you ever since you left your old house. I want to be able to be together with you, no matter what the distances are."

"I agree," Madoka replied. "Kichirou, I have very strong feelings for you." She then took a deep breath. "I can't believe I'm about to do this..." She then quickly wrapped a hard around the back of his neck, pulled him in, and kissed him.

The shadow gasped. Kichirou said, "Madoka... You... You kissed me... That was my first kiss..."

"I love you, Kichirou!" Madoka then gasped herself and covered her mouth.

"I love you too, Kaname Madoka." He then returned the kiss. "I gotta go home. I'll talk to you tomorrow." He then gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Goodnight, my love."

"Goodnight."


Later that night, Kichirou was sleeping when he heard footsteps in his room. He opened his eyes and gasped. A figure was standing in his room holding a can and a lighter. It said, "Goodnight indeed, Kichirou..."

"Who the fuck are you?!"

The figure then poured a substance around his bed. He thought of running, but those thoughts were quickly doused when the figure said, "If you run, I will stab you to death."

"What are you gonna do to me?"

The figure did not reply as it then lit up the lighter and dropped it into the liquid substance. "By the way, I just poured gasoline all over your bed. Goodbye, Abe Kichirou."


Madoka dreamt of Kichirou that night. She was on an island with him, relaxing in the sun. As the 2 continued talking in the dream, they began to get more and more romantic. Ultimately, the 2 undressed and were about to have sex in the dream when suddenly, Madoka woke up to Junko shaking her. "Madoka! Wake up!"

"Huh? Mom, what's wrong?"

"Something bad happened. I don't know how to break this to you, but... Madoka... I'm so sorry..." Junko then got up and walked out to go cry.

Tomohisa said, "Madoka... There was a fire at Kichirou's house... His aunt and uncle made it out... But... Kichirou..."

Madoka began to choke up as she said, "No... No... He can't be..." She then collapsed into her father's arms as she sobbed and wept. "He can't be dead... He can't be..." Suddenly, Madoka began to feel chest pains again. "Agh... It hurts..."

Tomohisa said, "Alright, honey, calm down. We're gonna go to the hospital, alright? Come on. Let's go." He then turned to Junko. "Honey, we're going to the hospital."

"Alright..." Junko wiped her face with a napkin as she put on a coat and went outside to start the car up.


At the hospital, Sayaka, Kyousuke, Mami, and Nagisa all accompanied Madoka, having rushed to the hospital after hearing what had happened.

There, Madoka continued to cry. Sayaka hugged her and said, "Let it all out, Madoka-chan... Let it all out..."

"He... He told me he l-... Lo-... Loved me..." After crying some more, she continued, "I... I loved him too... We ha- Had so much go- Going for us... And now it... It's all gone!"

Then, Homura ran into the room. She said, "I came as soon as I heard what happened!"

Sayaka said, "Thanks for being here. Madoka really needs the support. You know, I'm starting to like you, though I did find you initially creepy with how you treated Madoka when she first moved here."

"Well I'm no- Wait... When she first moved here? But... I moved here..." Her face turned from worry to confusion.

"Uhhh... No you didn't... I've known you for years, Homura. You were that quiet girl always sitting in the back."

"Wait... Does Madoka have a heart condition?"

"Yeah... You should know that by now..."

"Oh no... This is bad... This is very, very bad... Guys, I'm gonna need to explain a few things to you..."


"Wait," Mami said. "Let me get this straight. You're Homura, but you come from Homura in a different timeline?"

"Yes. The reason I'm a magical girl is because in the first timeline, Madoka was one and protected me. After she was KIA, I made a contract with Kyubey to do a groundhog day loop to save Madoka. I've done this 74 times. I'm from the very last timeline, when Madoka ascended to a different plane and became a goddess." Homura intentionally withheld the whole "witches are old magical girls" thing to not cause further confusion and stress. "For some reason, I split from my current self in this universe. My current self is a maniac. She brought Madoka down to the level of human again and destroyed everything she had built up with her wish to end suffering."

"What? Homura-chan, this makes no fucking sense..." Sayaka wasn't even angry, just more confused.

"Who has she killed in this universe?"

Madoka gasped, "Killed?! She killed someone?!"

"Yes. She is responsible for killing Kyoko, Saotome-sensei, Hitomi, and Kichirou."

At the same time, the other Homura walked in, saying "Hey Madoka, I'm he-"

Mami said, "You bitch!"

The 'good' Homura turned around and said, "I consider it an insult that you share my existence, asshole." She then pulled out a submachine gun. "I'm gonna give you to the count of 5 to leave this timeline permanently, or I will do it for you. 1... 2... 3..."

Madoka then struggled to get up from the hospital bed, dressed only in a hospital gown.

"4... 5..."

Madoka then grabbed the SMG and fired it at the 'bad' Homura, who dodged the bullets using her time stopping powers. "You heartless bastard... You killed my friends... You killed my teacher... You killed the boy I loved... And I'm gonna kill you!" Tears streamed down her face as she screamed in anger.

As 2 attendants streamed into the room, bad Homura shot both of them dead. She then stormed out and held the help desk on the 3rd floor at gunpoint. She then announced over the INTERCOM, "This hospital is under new management."

The group immediately ran out of the room while being fired at by bad Homura. Madoka's parents joined them as Junko yelled, "What the hell is Homura doing?! And why are there 2 Homuras?!"

"It's complicated," exclaimed the good Homura. The group then barricaded themselves in an empty operating room. "Okay, guys, we need a plan." She then turned to Madoka's parents and her little brother. "You 3, stay in here at all times. I don't want you guys getting hurt. Anyway, we need to get this Homura before she goes apeshit. And trust me, that is a VERY bad things."

When the firing stopped, the bad Homura said over the INTERCOM, "Everyone, do not move. If you do not resist, you will not be hurt. Carry on with your patients unless you are on the 3rd floor. If you are on the 3rd floor, I ask you to leave to other floors so that you won't be hurt by stray bullets. That is all." She then said to herself, "I guess I'll have to get Madoka under my wing the hard way..."

As the team discussed amongst themselves, Mami said, "Guys, if we die here, I have a confession to make. I loved Kyoko. After she died, I was pretty well shaken up, and... I began drinking... One night, I caught Nagisa drinking as well."

"Mami-oneesama," Nagisa said. "Are you sure you want to reveal this?"

"I might as well in case I die. I wanna die without having to keep my secrets in."


"Nagisa... What are you doing?!"

"Mami-oneesama!" The young girl quickly put the bottle away. "Uhh... I was..."

"Ugh.. It's fine... Forget it... Just, let me have some too, please."

After several minutes of drinking, Nagisa said, "I feel funny."

"It's called drunkenness, kid. I shouldn't have let you do this." By now, Mami was drunk as well.

"Hey... Mami... You're gonna think this is crazy... But... I'm, like, totally in love with you."

"Really? I'm not surprised. You are 12, right?"

"Yes, I did. I'm too young to be doing this shit."

"Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard you swear. Ever." Mami looked surprised at Nagisa's language.

"You're 15, right?"

"That I am."

"Well, I probably shouldn't be doing this, but.." Nagisa then licked her lips.

"Huh?"

Then, Nagisa gave Mami a kiss. While she closed her eyes, Mami's eyes remained wide open in shock. "There ya go, Mami."

"What the hell? Did you just kiss me?"

"I did. I just freaking did. Anyways, I'm gonna go to bed."

2 minutes later, Mami went up to go to bed too. When she opened the door, she said, "Nagisa, what the hell are you wearing?"

"I just put on some of your clothes, that's all. Your bra really doesn't fit me, man. I mean, you got... huge... boobs, and I'm flat as a board."

"You're fucking 12, Nagisa. Of course you'd be flat as a board. God... This drinking thing needs to stop before I do something stupid with you. And shouldn't you be in your own room?"

"I don't care, Mami. Besides, if I wasn't jailbait, you'd be having hot lesbian sex with me or something by now."

"How do you even... I don't wanna know where you got that from... If you're trying to seduce me, it won't work. I don't fuck kids."

"You're a kid! You're not an adult! Plus, you slept with your ex-boyfriend last year when he was 16 and you were 14. And we're both 2 years apart just like you 2 were."

"That was different, Nagisa! We were both way more mature than you. I'll have you know that I still had a large chest back then."

"I bet your ex loved that." Nagisa then laughed.

"God... How did we even meet again? Oh yeah, I rescued you from your asshole parents after they kicked you out."

"Hey! Only I can call my parents assholes, because that's a fact!"


"Holy shit," good Homura said. "I'm surprised the police haven't been knocking on your door, Mami."

"Whatever trouble I may put me and Nagisa in at my place is still infinitely better than her old home situation. Wanna get into detail on how Nagisa came to live with me?" Mami then facepalmed and said, "I swear to God, we're gonna have more flashbacks than actual fights by the time this is done!"