Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Ch 3: If you aren't in a club, what kind of a student are you?
Ryota: (Flies into apology bow!) I'm sorry that I could provide no Thanksgiving Special! I…didn't think it through when I was updating the clubs chapter.
Sieghart-More like you were to stupid enough to plan ahead.
Ryota-TAT Sieghart's bullying me! (Calls for restraining order)
Sieghart- (Taken by the almighty Rufus policeman) What?! Wha!?
Rufus-Time for interrogation~
Sieghart-STAWP 0A0
(Poster board with Disclaimer takes up screen) Disclaimer-Ryota doesn't own GC, Gintama, or anything specifically already created in this story, and yes the parenthesized words were on here too.
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Ch 3: If you aren't in a club, what kind of a student are you?
Sieghart-Sensei laid his head on top of the rotting teacher's desk.
"It's only 3 minutes until it starts…." He mumbled and inwardly cursed the Author as another minute passed in complete silence. It seemed the whole class of GC-17 were staring at the clock intently, waiting and waiting for the 2nd phase of clubs to start.
"Come on…Come on!" Gran was beginning to tap his pencil so rapidly on his desk so much that it was starting to crackle and break down.
"Do you wanna get out of this Academy so badly?" Eclipse whispered to Gran with a glare.
"Wha?! Huh?! Oh uh…what do you mean?" Gran asked, averting his eyes from Eclipse.
"You joined the 'I don't give a damn, let me go home' club right? Do you hate this new life we were given?" Eclipse asked him with a scowl.
"What? I didn't join that club!" Gran defended himself.
Eclipse's face suddenly brightened, "Oh, I see, then which one did you join then?" Eclipse asked Gran .
Gran flinched, he couldn't reveal such a secret that he was in the Magical Girl club. He scratched his green hair while looking at the clock, two minutes left. Damn, time was abnormally slow today.
"I joined the…uuuuh…" Gran began to stutter and looked at the clock again, one minute and 59 seconds away.
"WHAT THE HELL!? THAT CLOCK IS ABNORMAL!" Gran shouted, earning a JUMP special edition to the face by the face-desking Sieghart.
"I hate the world…" Sieghart-Sensei's eyes were the eyes of a dead man when he finally lifted his head.
Eclipse stared at the fallen Gran with no signs of sympathy, "So what club did you join?" Eclipse asked again, putting her hands together.
Gran reminded himself that Eclipse was still interrogating him about the club he joined.
"No choice, I'll do what every badass guy does to a girl." Gran thought with a smug grin.
So he told a lie.
"The Swordam Club!" Gran shouted, earning a Gundam figure shot at his eye for not adding this into the disclaimer.
"That was the author faults! Why am I getting punished for this!?" Gran shouted as he rubbed his eye in pain while banging his fist on the ground.
Elesis went up and kicked his stomach. "Shut up! We're all waiting for the last 2 minutes to finish!" Elesis snarled at him.
Gran swiped another look at the clock, it was now 2 minutes till the clubs were open.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS TIME!?" Gran shouted banging both of his fist on the ground and felt someone tap his shoulder and turned to see Eclipse, now with Zero who had his interests piqued by Gran's club.
"The Swordam club doesn't exist Gran, you lied." Eclipse told Gran, man what a smart girl to see through a badass's lie, sarcasm intended.
"Weeeeell…" Gran averted his eyes again, suddenly the bell rang ending the day and starting the clubs. "Oh! Bell rang! Gotta go!" Gran waved and opened the door to the classroom, only to get ran over by the various colors of other students stomping out the door. The trampled Gran weakly saluted Zero and Eclipse, "Se…e…..ya" he said and crawled out of the room with one hand scrapping the ground.
"I say we stalk him." Eclipse said to Zero.
"Agreed." Zero nodded.
And so they began their dangerous task.
On another note, let's get on over to see what the other leftovers of the last chapter's club list has in store!
First club on the list! The Various After-School Sports Club yeah! This is technically the field day from the 1st year isn't it?!
Let's go to the outside! The outsiiide! Where the air is fresh! The sky is blue! And the ground is extremely destroyed!
Wait, what?
Elesis elbowed down on Ronan's head and then landed a kick to his chest.
"Aaaaah!" Ronan moaned…erotically as Elesis kicked him continuously while calling him extremely bad things.
"Oiii! Why are you guys doing some kind SM play here?!" Asin roared at Elesis and Ronan with a finger pointing at them, causing more people to look at the event.
Elesis scoffed, "This isn't SM play Asin, this is just bullying." Elesis smirked, "Know the difference."
"That's even worse Elesis! Why can't we just make an anti-bullying world?! It's usually what happens to the main character of Angst Fanfics that may or may not end in a tragedy!" Asin ranted.
"Che, annoying rat, die you stupid piece of scum." Rin clicked her tongue.
"I thought you were a M!" Asin shouted at Rin.
"Of course, I'm an M, if it's Sieghart-Sensei that's an S! Aaaah, a forbidden teacher-student relationship sounds so much like a Fanfic plot! I love it!" Rin moaned, putting her hands on her cheeks and doing the "imagination".
On the other side, Shio was doing his own Tsukkomi there.
"It's not Shio, its Dio!"
Riiight, I wonder how many people you so dastardly tricked, faking your name like that. You monster.
"Stop saying stuff like that! I'm DIO! DIIIIIOOOOO, GOD IN LATIN! I THINK!" Shio raged. Stupid idiot, he didn't even get that fake name's translation correctly.
"If Shio's no good, how about we call you Gaikoz?" Amy snapped her fingers with a light bulb.
"How did you get that?! It doesn't even remotely sound like Dio, and not to mention it's already taken by another character's canon name!" Shio shouted.
"Because the Korean poll for your name had it." Jin pointed out.
Shio pulled his hair back as if he had a headache. "Graaah! On another note, I thought we were playing Football! Why is Lire doing Archery using Ryan's head that miraculously never bleeds while Jin and Amy are dancing!?" Shio pointed with his Rake Claw at each of the things they were doing. "Not to mention Elesis and Ronan are doing SM plays!"
"Che, this is bullying Shio, can't you tell the difference?" Ronan clicked his tongue disapprovingly as Elesis gave another stomp on his back, making him have another Masochistic moan.
"It's not bullying if you're enjoying it!" Asin and Shio shouted.
"It's not Shio, its Dio!"
"The author didn't even explain the destroyed ground!" Shio shouted at the sky.
Oh that? That was deliberately made onto the ground already before the school was created, it's the perfect place to have various sports happen.
"No it isn't! Do you know how dangerous this place is!? Look at the moving monster statue! It was obviously tarred and put there by some hero long ago!" Asin pointed at the wriggling horned black mass…which Elesis was walking up to with a sword.
"Oi! What do you think you're doing Elesis! Don't do anything rash! There's probably a reason why that was sealed there!" Shio warned Elesis.
Elesis sneered and smacked her sword onto the tar, cracking it to pieces revealing the satanic monster sealed within it.
Shio pulled his hair. "Damn it! We have no choice but to try to kill it now!" Shio shouted and brought out his scythe.
The satanic being looked at Elesis and roared in his face. Elesis didn't bother reacting but rather simply poked her sword to its eye. The satanic being cried in pain and covered its eye and looked at Elesis with sad eyes.
"H-How could you senpai?" the satanic being said in a deep voice, and then ran away like a maiden that has just been rejected.
Everybody stared as Elesis turned around and marched back to Ronan for more SM play, I mean bullying that the victim enjoys.
"What the hell was with that thing?" Shio pointed his Rake claw at the direction where the being ran off.
"That was simply an Asmodian that jumped into a pile of tar long ago and not a single person gave a damn about it for 200 years." Sieghart Sensei explained as he walked up from behind them.
Asin twitched, "So that was just….a regular demon?"
Sieghart Sensei nodded, "Anyways I have to bring you all to this club that everybody's required to be in so come, I don't care whether you follow or not though, actually I don't even wanna be here." Sieghart Sensei monotoned and walked back into the building, with the whole club following him.
Well, let's go take another club that the other students are in, the Animal and Monsters Club!
In there we see…wait where are Lire and Ryan? This would be the first club I would see them being in…
"Apparently they preferred sports over animals today…though these all seem to be monsters in cages that want to feed on our flesh." Veigas informed the author, staring at Mushroom that was banging it's head on the cage. "Ah, it knocked itself out…"
Meanwhile, Edel was….not having the time of her life, actually she was raging..badly.
"DISGUSTING! YOU MUST BE ERADICATED! DIRTY BEINGS! WHY DO THINGS LIKE YOU EXIST?!" Edel roared with foam running out of her mouth with a dangerous whip and rapier in her hand. All the monsters began to cower in fear, especially the bugs and toads since they were known for how dirty and revolting they are.
"Die….Must kill….eradicate…." Edel began to walk towards them like a zombie.
Screams of the monsters were heard that day.
"Ah, I'm satisfied." Edel said as GP spilled out of the bodies of dead monsters. Apparently in Grand Chase, GP is blood.
Veigas continued to look at the other Monsters like the Dark Anmon. "Should I make this my servant Veiga's Cube?" he asked Veiga's Cube.
"This isn't fair…KoG hurry up and give me a name and picture…and why does Veigas call me Veiga's Cube!?" Veigas's Cube complained.
"You're right, I should choose something much larger…" Veigas nodded, ignoring Veigas's Cube's complaint. The Dark Anmon sagged its arms, it's one chance of freedom escaping through it's….finger(s?). I just noticed as well…
VEIGAS'S CUBE CAN BE A COMPANION CUBE!
I'm a genius for thinking of that! Now somebody needs to make a meme of that!
Sieghart Sensei slammed the door to the Animal and Monsters room open and grabbed Edel before she could kill anymore caged monsters and Veigas before he could enslave them. These two have serious problems.
While we're…skipping through clubs, let's take a look at what Eclipse's and Zero's search has brought them upon!
Zero and Eclipse were sliding up to the wall like ninjas as they followed the now-able-to-walk Gran through the halls.
"Zero look!" Eclipse pointed at Gran opening a door and looking around wildly.
"I can't…" Zero replied.
"Can't what?"
"Can't see."
"Oh..right…sorry…" Eclipse apologized.
"What happened anyways?" Zero asked.
"Gran went into a door while looking suspicious!" Eclipse explained.
Zero nodded. "LET'S STORM!" and so the two slid in front of the door.
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Zero and Eclipse kicked the door down and in they saw…
Gran putting on his Mahou Shoujo suit.
Eclipse's mouth went wide open while Zero's face went straight ahead.
"We've got you! You're not going to leave the school now Gran!" Zero exclaimed, probably not understanding the situation as he can't see.
"Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zero….Gran's in a Mahou Shoujo suit…." Eclipse stuttered.
"NO! DON'T TELL HIM!" Gran shouted, but was too late.
"Ah…I see…I can't believe I was your partner Gran, for you to sink this low…" Zero shook his head in disapproval and walked out the door.
"You disgust me." Eclipse glared and followed Zero.
"No! Wait! You've got it all wrong! Th-This is just a hobby!" Gran attempted to defend himself.
"You just made yourself sink even lower saying that…" Zero shook his head and walked away while Eclipse simply took a picture and posted it on the internet.
"I'm ruined…even my friends don't respect my choices…" Gran said in despair.
"Who said we were friends? You bullied me verbally all the time!" Zero responded angrily, causing an imaginary arrow saying 'bully' stab into Gran's chest.
"I'm sorry! WAAAAIT!" Gran whimpered and quickly put on his regular clothes to follow his…companions?
"What was with that question mark!?" Gran growled at the author. Eeeh, well with one mystery solved lets go onto the next club the Cooking Club!
The Cooking Club was one of the only natural clubs of the school, with a simple name and the name completely describing what they do, it was quite interesting.
Within the club was Arme, doing her best to be a natural cook, while Ley on the other hand was making fiery explosions in her pot…of regular boiling water.
"BURN! BURN IT ALL DOWN! JUST LIKE THE CRIMSON RIVER!" Ley cackled as the pot was set on fire.
Arme, meanwhile, was making Cherry Pie, for Lass of course. "I wonder if Lass will like these…" Arme mumbled as she put the pie in the oven. "Moreover, since when did electricity exist here?"
Mari, behind Arme, was pouring oil into a pot and stirring it slowly. Arme looked over to Mari, "What are you doing Mari?" she asked curiously, looking over at the pot of oil.
"I am experimenting on whether I can make extremely deadly poison from nothing but household items. I intend on testing them on Sieghart." Mari explained.
Arme slowly backed away. "I see….have fun!" she said nervously and looked back to her pies to see one was missing. "Who…" Arme mumbled as Ley jumped back as another explosion resulting in a flying piece of steak hitting the pantry.
Within the Pantry, Lass snickered as he pulled his mask down to dig into his cherry pie he stole. "The 'I'm a Ninja' club is definitely better than the Cosplay Club." Lass muttered through mouthfuls of pie.
Suddenly the pantry door opened and Sieghart pulled Lass out by the collar. "God, taking care of kids is such a pain uuuh, you always have to…urr it's such a pain to explain…" Sieghart moaned and threw Lass into the class he gathered.
"Alright! Everybody's gathered! Now to explain! We're going to head into the Grand Chase club to do activities there! Weapons are allowed! Lime the counselor will be there with us!" Sieghart Sensei explained.
"Lime was a counselor?" Lass asked, getting back up and wiping himself.
"Indeed she was, now get outside, the Knight Master will explain what it is you're supposed to do." Sieghart Sensei commanded his students, who complied surprisingly well.
Outside, the principal, Knight Master, and Lime the counselor nodded at the students gathered. "Good, you're all here, do any of you know what Grand Chase club is about?" Knight Master asked them all.
Everybody but Elesis shook their heads.
"To beat up bad guys and explore the world!" Elesis shouted, fist pumping the air.
"CORRECT ELESIS!" Knight Master shouted, pointing at Elesis. "You will all be exploring the world and defeating Kaze'aze!"
"You mean that girl in the Xenian Academy that seems to have a crush on me?" Lass asked.
"Actually I think she's gone Yandere for you now…you should hide Arme Lass." Lime cautioned Lass.
"Geez how crazy do the students there get?" Lass mumbled, keeping Arme close to his arm.
"But I'm an antagonist!" Veigas pointed out.
"Aaah, just go with the flow." Shio told Veigas, "It's a pain to try to sort through that mess."
"Shut up Dio!" Veigas growled at Shio, getting his name wrong.
"Yes sir!" Shio nodded happily at Veigas.
Knight Master coughed, "So, you will all be exploring the world and fighting crime right here!" Knight Master waved her hand dramatically over to lines of computers of the highest ranks.
"Eh?"Elesis, Ley, and various others went wide-mouth. "We're just going to sit there at a computer?"
"Why of course! We can't have anybody getting into any danger! So leave your adventurous instincts to the game Grand Chase! Make an account now and play for free!" Lime told everybody with an innocent smile.
And that my friends, was how the Grand Chase conquered their fighting intents, in gaming. That's how kids nowadays do it anyways. Go conquer your fighting intents on Grand Chase!
"The author just turned this whole chapter into an advertisement!" Sieghart Sensei exclaimed in surprise.
Rufus sneezed "Was this chapter different without me?" he asked as Elesis slashed at her computer with a sword.
Aaaah, I won't be able to update for the next 2 weeks since I have finals soon. Ugh, such a pain it's like…uuuh it's such a pain. It's such a pain that I'll die.
Reply Reviews~
XxcrystalxX-And he still didn't bother targeting him this time either.
Day x Night-I feel for you man, I feel for you.
DevilWolf641-Eh, there's a link between there somewhere, eh, I made this before Elesis was introduced to Elsword. Urrrr such a pain to clear this up, ahhh. On another note, I hope you have fun with that prank, Shio's locked in the closet by the way.
DeathKnight217-IKR!? Veigas is probably just one of the dumber ones in the class, even though he has a companion cube.
I hope you're all ready for a Christmas Special! That's what'll be next for the story! And I've been ready for this ever since I started the first TUSS 6 months ago! Geez, it's that long already huh? Time flies, though I should really say that when a year passes.
Review and I might make the Sadist appear in the Christmas Special!