Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Christmas Special!-When giving presents remember what people want, not what they need.
Ryota-MEEEERRRY KURISAMUS!
Sieghart-AND HAPP NEW YEA-NO! We don't even get a break on Christmas either!?
Ryota-Hmmmm, what do you think the readers think?
Sieghart-*glooms* I get it…just….get it over with!
Ryota-Here's a Christmas special I promised you guys! Be prepared for all the joy and merriness in this chapter!
Sieghart-Or so he thinks….
Review Replies~
Guest-I'm really glad I could make you laugh. I should thank you for making me feel good about myself for being able to do that! Maybe Rin has fallen to those desires, even Goddesses have desires~:3 And of course the accounts are hacked so that Gran and Eclipse could use different models.
XxcrystalzxX-I'm always open to a suggestion, that's the purpose of this fic, to allow the readers to put the GC into different situations! And the class of GC-17 were allowed to pick 2 clubs in total to join.
Rinkushido-Thanks for the review, I try my best to preserve the 4th wall but…no dice.
DevilWolf641-Well, hair genes change over 600 years, and who KNOWS how many gals Sieghart has did the 'Grinding Punisher' on in those times. HAR HAR! Dirty Humor. And oh mai, I do hope you're not going to easy on little Shio.
Rufus in a Santa Suit-Ryota doesn't own Grand Chase, Gintama, or Christmas for that matter, because it can't be owned by anybody.
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Christmas Special!-When giving presents remember what people want, not what they need.
Aaaaaaah! It's Christmas! YES! The time for giving gifts and sharing happiness! The class of GC-17 exemplifies all of these requirements! I should tell you all a tale from that class. A great, epic, Christmas Tale. Come along good children; come into where the Christmas magic starts! This is…A GC-17 Christmas Tale.
Within the attic-class..thingy…of GC-17 we see the students hanging up Christmas decorations in an….orderly(?) fashion. With Gorgos heads wrung around the walls and Icefang skins decking the halls.
"Hmmm, I feel as if these decorations were supposed to be used for another holiday…." Arme mumbled to herself while hanging up a Scythe decorated with mistletoe.
The door next to Arme opened as Sieghart strolled in while holding up a bunch of Christmas cards from his….'fangirls'. Translation, he only got 1 from Rin and made all the others to give to himself.
"Am I really that unpopular?!" Sieghart Sensei grumbled at the author. He went up to his teacher's desk and stared at the Gorgos heads and fall leaves decoration. He pointed at them.
"Take them all down, that's the wrong holiday. You can keep the Scythe with mistletoes on it. That's completely acceptable." Sieghart Sensei ordered his students. Everybody groaned and grumbled as they were forced to take down all of their hard work.
"We don't actually need to do this kind of decoration you know…." Ryan told everyone, and then pushed the windows open, letting in all the great white snow pouring from the skies. What a brilliant idea Ryan! Letting the cool air in and freezing all your classmates!
"Alright everybody get into your seats." Sieghart Sensei said lazily, seemingly unfazed by the cold air and snow. "Well I guess since we're doing a Christmas party this chapter you all can just go play in the snow, exchange gifts and whatnot eh too lazy to do anything today." Sieghart Sensei said with disinterest.
"Yay! Come on Jinny! Let's go make a biiiig snowman! Let's make it so that it reaches the heavens!" Amy exclaimed all jittery.
Jin had already dressed fit for the outside and got an extra long scarf ready before she even finished talking. "Shall we share a scarf?" he asked with a smile and holding the pink and red scarf up as if he was serving a drink.
"Alright! Let's share a scarf together!" Amy cheered and wrapped both Jin and herself up in the extra long scarf covering both their heads.
"To the outside!" Jin said muffled under the scarf, and they began to walk out the door.
Only to get stuck in the doorway while they were walking out.
"We're stuck Jinny!" Amy exclaimed under the scarf.
The class watched as Amy and Jin attempted to squeeze through the door.
"Why don't just wait till they get outside to put the scarf on? Actually why the heck did they wrap it around their whole head?" Asin said, staring at his acquaintances in awe at their stupidity. "Does love make you that mental?"
"Of course it doesn't." Rin said waving her hand as if wafting off the thought.
Asin nodded, "Indeed, I totally agree with you Rin. So do you wanna go outside and build a snowman while sharing a scarf?" Asin asked with an eager smile, which made him look like a creeper with his eyes.
Rin scoffed, "I'd rather go do some SM with Sieghart Sensei!" she flipped her white hair and then stripped down to a sexy suit.
Asin had a nice, warm, nosebleed. "Is it possible to feel good while getting rejected like this?" he asked noone in particular.
Meanwhile, Rin was skipped up to Sieghart and leaning close to him. "Heeey, Sieghart-Sensei~ Do you want to do some play time with me?" she whispered in the ear of the Sieghart-Sensei leaning back on his chair while having a JUMP book cover his eyes. In response, Sieghart-Sensei simply grabbed Rin's face and pushed her back into a wall, not bothering to get up.
Rin put her hand on her cheek and blushed while she sat down on the ground. "Oh my, you're so forceful." She said with a smile.
Mari, for some unknown reason, proceeded to kick Rin out of the room with one of her Power Ranger-like robots.
The unmotivated Sieghart waved his hand blindly at the rest of the class. "I already told you guys, do some Christmasy stuff. I don't care what it is as long as you don't destroy the school okay?" after that Sieghart-Sensei fell asleep under his JUMP book.
"Hmmm, something Christmasy huh? Hmmmm." Arme sat in her desk while in deep-thought mode.
"How about we just start with something simple? Like a gift exchange." Edel suggested, wiping snow off of her beautiful, fluffy, snow white, hair.
"That does sound quite nice…let's start with that everybody!" Lass nodded and announced to the class.
"Screw that, I'm going outside." Asin replied, massaging his arm. "I'm no good with exchange events because I'm told my gifts aren't good enough."
"Really? It can't be that bad." Lass said.
Lass fell onto the floor hard as Asin slammed his fist into Lass's face.
"Merry Christmas, I'm often told I'm quite cheap as well since I don't buy presents." Asin smiled and strolled out.
"I'll just give the first real gift then…" Lass muttered and took out a dagger hidden in his pocket that had a ribbon tied onto it. "Here you go Edel, a custom made Dagger just for you." Lass said.
"Oh…thank you Lass…" Edel thanked Lass, blushing a bit until she looked at the dagger.
A scream was heard and the clunk of a Dagger hitting the floor was heard throughout the school.
"Ah! Edel! What's wrong? Do you not like Daggers?! I'm sorry!" Lass panicked and then was silenced by Edel's finger.
"I detest you, you filthy being." Edel glared at Lass.
"Wh-Why?"
"That Dagger…." Edel began.
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had…."
"Had….?
"…"
"…"
"A SPECK OF DUST ON IT! IT WAS DISGUSTING, REVOLTING, ABSOULUTELY HORRIFIC!" Edel screamed at Lass and through her thoroughly cleaned and wrapped present at Lass. She then picked up the dagger with a tissue and snapped it in half then burned the remnants for good measures and afterwards swept up the ashes for good measures.
And she did this all in a split second.
After putting the ashes, along with the sweeping pan, into the trash bin and disintegrating it for good measures and then putting the remaining liquids into a vial to throw into a Chemistry Class, she looked at Lass with venom and said with a seething tone.
"Merry Christmas trash." And then ran away crying.
Lass put himself into a corner and mumbled to himself how horrible of a being he was. Arme rubbed his back in comfort, "Hey, it's okay Lass, she just didn't understand how much thought you put into your present. Here, have my present to you." Arme comforted him and gave him a nicely wrapped circular present. Lass took this present slowly and in a gloomy fashion and unwrapped it. Once he looked inside of it his eyes widened at the beautiful glow of it. Only Arme could get him such a present after all the present was none other than, yep you guessed it.
A beautifully made cherry pie with so much red goodness in it.
Lass pounced onto Arme and hugged her really while swinging around.
"Who needs someone like Edel!? I already have my sweet Arme!" Lass sang happily and began to dig into his pie after putting Arme down.
Arme smiled as she watched Lass dig into his pie and then looked at the amazingly clean present Edel through at him. She picked it up and unwrapped it to see it had a completely shiny…
Toothbrush with a note that said "Keep your mouth clean!" and a picture of chibi Edel with a thumbs up.
Arme's face turned dark while she snapped the toothbrush in half and burned it. "She doesn't even deserve to go near him…" Arme said with a Yandere look as she watched the toothbrush burn.
At the same time, Rufus was approaching the ever so in bliss Lass eating a cherry pie Arme made him.
"Heeey bro." Rufus greeted his half-brother.
Lass jumped back like a cat protecting its prey from another. "What do you want?!" he hissed, holding his pie up high.
"Relax, I simply wanted to give my precious half-brother a Christmas gift." Rufus said gently with a hand up signaling peace.
"Why should I trust you?" Lass growled.
"Because….I simply wanted to at least make one bond with you. Here, this is my present to you Lass my dear brother." Rufus said with a good-hearted smile. What the hell is going on here? It's like Santa inputted Christmas spirit into Rufus or something!
Lass cautiously took the Christmas present and put his ear up to it to see if it was a time bomb. He sniffed it to see if it was explosive gun powder. He shook it to see if it was a bomb that exploded by movement.
"It's a new type of bomb isn't it?" Lass asked.
"Of course not. C'mon Lass, it's Christmas, this is one of the last days I would try to kill you on. It's a time to be happy, and joyful, and kind!" Rufus sang and danced around as if he was in a musical.
"Oi, did something just happen here!? Did I just see Rufus dance and sing? Why is Rufus being so kind today?" Lass asked exasperatedly.
"Hmmm, Day 108 of observing a Sadist, I believe this is what the disease 'Christmas Spirit' does to ones of the Sadist species. It makes a Sadist uncontrollably happy and kind. Perhaps this might convert some to be a Masochist. I will continue to study the subject again." Mari mumbled as she wrote into her maroon notebook.
"Since when was Mari studying Rufus? Anyways, I still think this is just an act! You're not fooling me this time Rufus!" Lass declared and flung Rufus's present out the window.
Rufus gasped, you could just hear his heart breaking at that very moment. He slunk his shoulders, "I guess you still don't trust me…" he said sadly and sit back down on his seat and covered his eyes. "It's understandable…I have done horrible things…." Rufus sobbed into his hands.
"Wait, you're actually crying?" Lass asked Rufus.
"Well of course, that was an extremely expensive watch I was giving you! But you just….just…THREW IT OUT!" Rufus began to sob even harder.
Lass looked down, and then looked at Rufus with a determined face. "I understand, I'll go get it!" Lass nodded at his half-brother and jumped out the window, he ran around the snow past the ever so giant snowman Amy and Jin were building and put his hand into the snow. He then pulled it out with one mighty swing with Rufus's gift in his hands like a boss.
"I'm sorry Rufus…" Lass muttered and unwrapped his present to see that it really was a watch. "It really was….wait…." Lass looked closely at the watch to see that it was going counter-clockwise….as if COUNTING DOWN! Suddenly the one single hand on the watch silently hit 12.
*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND HERE WITH EXTREME CHRISTMAS SOUNDS ADDED*
"Curse you Rufuuuus!" Lass shouted as he flew onto the roof of the school.
Underneath Rufus's hand hid a Sadistic grin.
"Continuation of Day 108 of studying a Sadist, it seems the Christmas Spirit was just feint to get to their victim. Study end." Mari muttered and closed her maroon notebook.
Continuing the gift-giving it seems our main character Elesis is giving a present as well.
"H-H-H-H-Here!" Elesis shouted at Ronan, holding up a bag up to Ronan's face.
"Huh, Elly what's wrong?" Ronan asked, "Do you want to kick me again?"
"N-N-No! Not t-t-today! I'm just….giving you this! IT'S NOT LIKE I GAVE IT SPECIFICALLY TO YOU OR ANYTHING ALRIGHT!" Elesis shouted at Ronan, punching him in the face after giving him the present.
"Thank you Elly! I love you too!" Ronan shouted in happiness as he hit the wall.
"N-N-N-Noooo problem! I-I-It was my pleasure!" Elesis stuttered, blushing a lot, and walked off to give other classmates gifts, just with her regular attitude.
On the other side, Lire was having an even worse experience.
Lire fidgeted as she looked at Ryan with a red face. "I-I-I know I abuse him a lot and all but….I guess I owe it to him to give him a gift on Christmas…." Lire told herself as she looked back at Ryan who was chatting with Arme about the burning tooth brush.
Lire gulped and walked shakily towards Ryan.
"R-R-Ryan…" she stuttered his name.
Arme's ears pricked at the sound of Lire stuttering, she stared at the burning tooth brush, pretending not to listen.
"Y-Y-You see…I…JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS!" Lire shouted and shot an arrow that had Ryan's present attached to it onto the spot of Ryan's head that doesn't bleed.
"Ah, thank you Lire." Ryan said confidently with no creepy wording. Actually he was talking like a hunk. "This is for you." Ryan held out a sparkling bouquet of blue ice-roses.
"A-a-a-ah, th-th-th-thank you!" Lire thank Ryan with an extremely red face.
"It's no problem for my best girl." Ryan smirked as he rubbed his hand on Lire's cheek.
"S-s-s-stupid!" Lire shouted and kicked Ryan's leg then hightailed it out of the room.
"Hmmm, so Elly and Lire can get like that too…" Arme thought to herself while cleaning the remains of the burnt toothbrush.
Ryan and Ronan waltzed around the classroom with happy faces that day. As for the gifts Lire and Elesis gave them…well that's their little secret to keep, and a frustrating though to give to the readers.
Shio actually had it worse than Ryan and Ronan. He had a person that hated him, and one that used him as a punching bag.
"It's not Shio….It's Dio…" Shio groaned as he held up the present he got from Veigas, 10,000 cube-punts to the gut. Such a wonderful gift to Shio.
"Was that really alright Veigas? I mean you could've at least let him off a bit since it's a human holiday." Veigas's Cube told Veigas.
"HA! We demons don't need to take in considerations of such things! Besides, I hate the guy's guts for reasons still unknown!" Veigas responded, and floated away with his eyes closed in triumph. Too bad he didn't see the open window and ended up falling out of it, thank god it was open or else we would've had to pay for more broken ones.
Meanwhile, Ley, the 2nd floating demon, floated over towards Shio.
"Whassup Shio my deman!" Ley greeted him. "Happy 14th of Easter Eve!"
"What…? You just combined 4 whole holidays together." Shio groaned, "AND IM NOT SHIO! IM DIO!" He stood up and threw a wrapped present towards Ley. "On behalf of the Burning Canyon family." He told her.
Ley ripped it up like a wild animal to see Sebastian's suit under it.
"Now you have a portable beating doll as well. Don't use me anymore." Shio told Ley.
Sebastian sobbed in his bedroom at his missing suit.
"Master Sh-Dio is so mean!" Sebastian cried, and cried, and cried.
"AH! JUST GET HIM A NEW ONE ALFRED! MAKE HIM SHUT UP!" one of Shio's relatives ordered Sebastian.
Alfred bowed, "Yessir"
Ley nodded and gave a gigantic gift to Shio in response. Shio unwrapped it half-heartedly.
He widened his eyes at what it was, a beautiful big Scythe. "Wow, thanks Ley."
"Yeah, it even has your name on it!" Ley pointed out where his name should be.
Shio looked at it and read, 'Gaikoz'.
"…. IT'S NOT GAIKOZ! IT'S SHIO! Wait that's wrong. IT'S DIO!" Gaikoz raged. "Now you've changed it Gaikoz!?"
Happy Christmas gift is Happy Christmas gift.
"Ah really? You already said what everybody else is doing right? So it's Eclipse, me, and Gran's turn now?" Zero asked the author.
Gran sobbed into his freezing hands, "You used the wrong grammar just to say my name last right?"
"Ah cheer up Gran, no need to get so emotional. Here I've always wanted to try these human customs!" Eclipse told them and handed a gift to Zero and Gran. "I didn't know what to get you guys so…I just did whatever!" Eclipse said.
Zero pulled a new pair of sunglasses out of the package. "Thanks, I don't know what it is but thanks." Zero said and put the sunglasses onto his leg.
On the other hand, Gran got pulled a….dagger sheathe out of his bag. "Thanks….I don't have a dagger but thanks…."
"That isn't for a dagger silly! That's for you! I forged it for when you turn into a dagger again!" Eclipse explained.
"Ah….thanks…I think…..eh…." Gran mumbled.
Zero nodded and gave Gran and Eclipse his gifts.
Gran pulled his open and got a….dress?
Eclipse pulled hers open and got a…tux?
"Listen Gran, you need to start manning up. So wear that in order to become a good, strong demon." Zero told Gran and turned to Eclipse. "You've gotta be more feminine, so wear that in order to enhance your looks as a girl." Zero told Eclipse.
They both awkwardly nodded, but both had satisfied faces and were happy with what they got from Zero.
Not a single one of them knew that Zero accidentally gave them the wrong presents cause'….you know, he's blind.
Interrupting all of the Christmas spirits, a high voice called to the class. "Heeey everybody!" everybody looked out to see Amy, Jin, Asin, and Rin, all of them standing atop a GIGANTIC Snowman, completely armed with snow swords, staffs, fists, bazookas, and any type of weapon in between.
"Now THAT'S my kind of snowman!" Rufus applauded.
"We found a really big Christmas tree up at the roof where Lass hit!" Asin called to everybody.
"Yeah, we should do our celebrations up there!" Jin told everybody.
"Seriously? How did a tree get up there?" Arme wondered to herself.
"TREES!? I LOVE TREES!" Lire and Ryan shouted and quickly raced up to the roof.
"Heh, it sounds interesting!" Elesis said and walked up the stairs as well, followed by Ronan.
"Kay, the main character went up. I guess we have to follow no matter how painful it is." Arme said to the class and they all groaned irritably, but reluctantly went up the stairs to the roof. Mari followed as well, but left a small gift on the sleeping Sieghart-Sensei's desk as she passed by him. She gave him a nod and walked out.
There really was a tree there, no joke. It was lit up and everything and decorated with snow and ornaments.
"TREEEEES!" Ryan roared and climbed up it like King Kong and the Skyscraper.
"Wow, it's really nice up here actually. Right Lass?" Arme smiled and looked at Lass who was leaning on Arme's shoulder.
"Yeah…" he groaned and looked up at that moon. "The sky sure is nice, especially that moving streak up at the moon that looks like a bunch of deer pulling a sleigh…wait….." Lass squinted up at the sky. "That's not a mirage from the snow. That's….."
"It's Santa!" Amy squealed, "He's come to give us presents!"
The class of GC-17 stared up at the flying sleigh and deer thingy. It wasn't confirmed until it turned towards them and the loud laugh that went something like.
"HOE HOE I MEAN HO!"
"That correction of himself! What a perfect Santa Claus! It must be the real deal!" Ronan declared.
"Hmmm, so that's Santa Claus eh? I could use him to rule the world…" Veigas sneered.
"Oh brother." Veigas's cube sighed.
"Hmmmm, it still doesn't sit right…." Arme muttered, "This is way too of a cliché way to end a Christmas chapter…."
"Right?" Lass agreed.
Suddenly a gift box landed in front of them.
"IT'S MINE!" various voices shouted at each other as they fought for the box.
"I've got it!" Jin shouted triumphantly and was about to waltz back to Amy with the gift box when something extremely unexpected happened.
The box exploded, sending Jin flying into the Battle Snowman's chest.
"HO HO HO!" the figure known as Santa Claus laughed as he flew around them on his sleigh while throwing explosive presents at them.
"This guy isn't Santa Claus!" Lass hollered at everybody. "It's something that's attacking us! We've gotta fight back!" Lass pulled his Nodachi out and got into a battle position.
"Now this is a Christmas party!" Elesis shouted and pulled out her sword and got into her battle position.
"That Santa Claus has got swag!" Rufus said and readied his Eyeteeth.
GC-17 pulled out all their weapons and charged at the Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus looked at them with burning eyes and charged with his reindeers that had really angry eyes. Santa Claus stood up on his sleigh and took out a giant candy cane sword and jumped down with his bag slung over his bag.
"Christmas Battle goooo!" Elesis shouted and the whole battle started.
Sieghart Sensei sneezed in his sleep as there was a rumble and some dust from the wall fell onto his face.
And that, good children, is A GC-17 Christmas Tale.
Ryota-I sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Lest your festivities end in a BANG and in an epic battle Montague with Santa! Because that's what I'll be doing this Christmas!
Happy Holidays everybody! I wish you all the best next year as well!