Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR! Valentine Special: Before giving sweets to your crush, make sure you're mentally prepared. Part 1
Ryota-Yo, my dear readers! Valentines Day is just around the corner and I have prepared a special chapter just for that!
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Ryota-Yeees! Of course I do! I care for every, single, one, of my precious readers because they read the writing I work hard in! So now! The consecutive Christmas to Valentine Special chapters start now!
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Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR! Valentine Special: Before giving sweets to your crush, make sure you're mentally prepared. Part 1
It's Valentine's Day at our Serdin Academy! The place where Hopes and Dreams come true along with a sliver of Despair! Today at our dear Serdin Academy only true, pure, love is in the minds of the students and teachers here!
"So, when the Asmodian man and the Human lady did lots of *** they also attempted ******** while they were doing it. Also, with all of their love, both of them started to ******** each other in such purity it should be legal within the law. Also, once they finished that they began to ****** and ****** afterwards when they were done doing *** both of them started to say ****** about the beings around them. So they both decided to completely start a war afterwards with their true love as the power to keep them going. That, my dear students, is how the Demon Wars really started." Sieghart Sensei finished his first-hand-experience explanation of The Demon Wars history with a sigh.
The whole class just stared ahead, their eyes being completely glazed over. After a few minutes of silence, Lass was the first one to snap back into reality.
"What kind of stupid thing did you witness!? What kind of thing were we just taught?! The Demon Wars didn't begin like that when we were taught back a few years in History!" Lass rambled, pointing at Sieghart, who was massaging his neck while masterfully spinning his Gladius round and round.
"Well, you learn many things were lies as you grow Lassy Boy. It's what we call growing up and becoming an adult, though I shouldn't say that since I've seen so many things be disproved in my lifetime." Sieghart-Sensei lazily replied. "Anyways, today's Valentines Day. I don't even feel like teaching you nothing else today so shoo and enjoy your youthful romantic life." Sieghart-Sensei said and made a shooing motion with his hand.
"You rarely ever teach anything anyways except useless fluff." Arme said, snapping her eyes back to reality and holding up a textbook. "We learn more from this than what you teach us."
Sieghart-Sensei cracked his knuckles lazily and laid his chin down on the teacher's desk, a sleepy look on his face. "Eh, as long as you graduate what's wrong with it?" he mumbled.
"That kind of thinking will get you fired." Lass told Sieghart-Sensei.
"Whatever, this class is a lost cause considering everybody except one person failed the final exam last year." Sieghart Sensei muttered and snapped, bringing everybody back to their senses and color returning to their eyes. Sieghart-Sensei then pointed at the door, signaling for everybody to get out. "I don't care how you do it, just get out of the classroom and do whatever modern kids do on Valentines Day. It's considered the final event in any romance visual novel game so maybe you're crush will end reciprocating your love at the end of the day." Sieghart-Sensei told his students, and slammed his whole face on his wooden teacher's desk, out cold.
Everybody looked at each other and shrugged at their irresponsible teacher and then began to get out of their seats to do some free-Valentine's-day-roaming.
Boys went their way; girls went their way, because that's how these kinds of things go.
On the way out the door….Mari left a small bag of heart shaped white chocolates next to Sieghart-Sensei's desk and continued to walk out, smiling a bit to herself.
Lass was marching alongside his two….um….I guess you can call them his buddies, (Friends? Acquaintances?) Ryan and Ronan.
"Hmm, do you think we'll get chocolate from anybody today? I personally hope mines has some cherry-type flavoring in it from Arme." Lass thought aloud.
On both sides of him, Ryan and Ronan weren't looking to well. In fact, their faces were starting to turn a strange green and purple color, like green dots on purple kind.
Lass obviously noticed this, nothing gets passed his eyes. Actually it should've been noticeable when they first started walking out of the classrooms….
"Hey! What's wrong with you guys!?" Lass asked them worriedly.
"I-It's fine….this is just a trial….." Ryan muttered, making a holy-shizz-I'm-about-to-friggin-barf-and-it'll-be-completely-disgusting kind of face.
"A trial? A trial for what?!" Lass panicked.
"For….when we…..receive Christmas Presents…..in the future when we marry our wives. Aaaaah Ele-URGH!" Ronan covered his mouth and leaned over again.
Lass recalled the presents given to Ronan and Ryan on Christmas Day. "That was nearly 2 months ago, did they give you a food to make you sick?" Lass asked them.
"It….wasn't….food…" Ryan burped.
"Huh? So it was something you mistook for food?"
"No….we didn't even eat it….it came to us…." Ronan muttered sickly, but somewhat with a pleased face.
"Eh!? What the hell did they give you that day to make you sick up till now?!" Lass asked with a horrified expression.
"It…It was….." Ronan leaned against the wall. "I'm sorry; I have to go to the room where they host the Animals and Monster club for a sec…." Ronan slurred and ran away, holding his stomach.
"Animals and Monster club room? Why would he need to go there?" Lass questioned aloud and looked over to Ryan to see he was already face-down on the ground.
"Aaah! Ryan! Hang in there! Don't die just yet! I'll get you to the infirmary!" Lass shouted frantically and held Ryan up to lean Ryan's body against his.
"No….the infirmary won't help…." Ryan muttered, life still pumping within him. He got off of Lass and began to stagger further forward to the door of the Green House. "This is good…" Ryan said weakly, looking at the door and stumbled in and locked the door.
Lass just looked ahead, mouth wide open. "Wh-WHAT THE HELL WAS GIVEN TO THEM THAT DAY!?" Lass shouted, suddenly Lass heard a familiar purplette speak up behind him.
"L-Lass?"
Lass turned around to see Arme standing right there behind him exactly 2 feet in front of him. He would know, men are always edgy on Valentines Day when a girl comes near them.
Arme was fidgeting where she stood and holding something that's totally not obviously what you think it is behind her.
"Y-Yeah Arme?" Lass stuttered, inwardly he cursed himself. "Damn it! I stuttered! You've gotta be much more dignified today! You haven't imagined yourself accepting her chocolate in front of a mirror for 2 days in order to stutter!" Lass thought to himself, nodded, and looked to Arme.
Arme continued to fidget, her cheeks going rosy red and was studying the ground intently.
Lass gave a heavenly smile as he watched his beloved Arme act all cute and shy. "Ahh, she's so cute, I just want to hug her small body tightly and then carry her around Princess style." Lass fantasized to himself.
"Lass!"
"Ha?!" Lass jumped as Arme suddenly called out his name.
"H-H-H….Here…!" Arme squeaked and closed her eyes as she took a piece of chocolate a put it into Lass's mouth softly.
"Mm…" Lass watched as Arme put the chocolate into his mouth. In response he bit into it and, savoring the sweet flavor and swallowed.
Arme looked away again, blushing intensely. "W-Was it good?" she asked.
Lass looked at the corner of the ceiling that Edel cleaned up nicely and sparkly. "Y-Yeah, it was delicious." Lass replied, covering his mouth with his hand and having some red on his face as well.
Arme brightened up a little bit and put her hand to her chest as she sighed in relief. Her flat chest as I may add…into Lass's mind anyways.
"You're ruining the moment." Lass muttered.
"Huh?" Arme looked up to Lass.
"N-Nothing…" Lass muttered as they stood in the hallway, a flashing heart-like background floating behind them.
"Would you like a-a-another?" Arme asked Lass, holding up a chocolate one with tints of red on it.
Lass slowly slid his hand down and blinked. He then nodded and opened his mouth. Arme put the piece of chocolate near his mouth when…
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!" a voice called, a kick suddenly impacting into Lass's face and a flash of maroon passing by Arme. Lass and the figure collided into the wall. If you haven't guess by now, the figure was obviously….RUFUS! Yup, no plot twists. Rufus and Lass interaction don't need such a thing to interfere.
Rufus was stretching Lass's cheeks. "Hey man, why are you having a romantic moment with a girl and not informing your beloved brother about it?" Rufus asked Lass, feigning hurt.
Lass gave a deathly glare like always to Rufus and grabbed his collar to shake him continuously.
"WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY!?" Lass screamed with every single shake.
"There was too much fluff in the air! It doesn't fit this Humor, Parody story! You might as well get it to be fan service story with a bunch of girls cosplaying as animals and servicing a single guy that they all like but is too dense!" Rufus rambled back.
"That doesn't even match with fluff! Why the hell did you make such an improper comparison you stupid Sadist?!" Lass shouted, still shaking Lass back and forth.
"I just wanted to make a reference! I just wanted to make a reference!" Rufus shouted.
"Then use a decent romance franchise!" Lass retorted, pushing Rufus down. Suddenly, Arme shoved the box of chocolate into Lass's hands.
"Ah…Arme…." He looked at her but all he heard was. "It's homemade." Before she left in a flash of purple, putting her hands onto her cheeks as she blushed greatly.
"No….I thought you were going to feed me…." Lass despaired onto the ground.
Rufus rubbed Lass's back. "It's gonna be fine bro, I can feed you." He consoled Lass.
"Get away from me." Lass snapped at him.
"Hey, you two!"
Lass and Rufus turned to the person who called them, which was Elesis who was closely followed by Lire.
"Do you know where Ronan and Ryan are? We've got these things for them." Elesis told Lass and Rufus as she and Lire held up a bag of….things…emitting a very poisonous and ghastly aura.
"Ah, Ronan's in the Animal and Monster's clubroom and Ryan's in the-" Rufus was cut off as Lass slapped his mouth shut.
"You already killed off Ronan, don't kill Ryan!" he whispered to Rufus and looked back over to Elesis and Lire. He got up from the wall he and Rufus impacted and cleaned himself. "I think Ryan and Ronan left early today. They seemed really sick." Lass told them.
Elesis thought to herself for a bit, wait she can think?
"It's not like it matters…" she muttered. "It's not like these homemade chocolates have any romantic feelings or anything in them. Yes! They're completely obligatory!" Elesis muttered to herself and nodded in agreement to Lire.
"Homemade?"
"Chocolates?"
Lass zapped up as he turned around to the fully healed Ronan and Ryan staring hopefully at Elesis and Lire.
Elesis suddenly turned red and looked away.
"Elly?" Ronan asked worriedly, and began to walk closer.
"Don't come any closer! Th…THIS IS FOR YOU!" Elesis shouted and pelted the bag of…unknown substances…into Ronan's face.
"Y-Yeah! Same here! This is for you Ryan!" Lire shouted and took the bag of her unknown substances onto her bow and shot it just like that into the side of Ryan's head that doesn't bleed.
Ronan and Ryan grabbed there bags and held it like it was a diamond. They both looked at their crushes in the eyes.
"Thank you very much! We'll treasure it greatly!" they exclaimed, smiling like happy children.
Elesis and Lire turned completely red in the face and you could almost hear their hearts beating rapidly.
"K….Kyah…" Elesis muttered, holding her hands to her cheeks. Surprising both Lass, Rufus, and any nearby students.
"Did….." Lass began.
"I heard it…." Rufus nodded.
"It's not like we made it for you or anything!" Elesis exclaimed and both she and Lire ran off.
Lass sighed and looked over to Ryan and Ronan to see them holding up a purple substance item from the bag.
Lass gave a horrified look and ran to them both in slow motion, but not even slow motion could stop them.
5 minutes later they were back in the rooms they were before….possibly finding a cure?
Meanwhile, in the cafeteria…
"Here, say 'aaaah' Jinny!" Amy squealed as she held up a piece of chocolate cake up to Jin's mouth.
"Aaaaaah." Jin opened his mouth in happiness you could practically see the angels floating around him.
Asin watched Jin get fed by Amy in annoyance.
"Damn, happy, couples….." he muttered and looked at Rin who was sitting across from him. She was reading a book that had the title heavily censored and was breathing very hard while blushing.
"Yes, take that tool and continue the *******, oh yes, the pain is so good isn't it? Oh my god! I can't stop the happiness!" Rin breathed quietly.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!? This is a public place!" Asin shouted, taking the book and throwing the dirty object out the window.
Rin drooped. "It was just getting to the climax too…" she whined.
"Here." Asin said, holding a box of chocolate to Rin.
"Huh?" Rin looked up.
"Huh! Don't look down on me because I'm doing the reverse okay?! Don't you dare okay stupid!?" Asin exclaimed and threw the box of chocolate down in front of Rin.
"My, how forceful." Rin smiled, putting a hand to her cheek.
"Shut up! Don't say it as if I'm an S!" Asin shouted back.
"Ahaha! Amy you're so cute!" Jin told his girlfriend.
"You always make me feel so great Jinny!" Amy squealed.
Asin leaned his body to the side a bit as the love-love aura got bigger.
"I'm leaving." He said and walked out of the cafeteria.
"Hmmmm…" Rin muttered and popped one of the dark chocolates into her mouth. "How bitter…" she smiled.
On the other side of the school! We come across the last group of people that have romantic possibilities! The DEMONs, or Asmodians.
"Hm, women like you can't possibly satisfy me! A great Asmodian King!" Shio said confidentially as a crowd of girls came up to give him gifts.
"Since when was Shio popular?" Zero asked.
"It's not Shio! It's Dio! Get it right!" Shio snapped.
"It seemed to have happened sometime off-story." Gran clicked his tongue. "I'm so jealous!"
"GREAT SHIO!" Shio's fangirls squealed.
"You got the wrong guy!" Shio snapped at his fangirls and fled.
"Ah, here comes Ley." Eclipse noted, watching Ley charge through all the fangirls as if they were pins getting mauled by a bowling ball.
"Shiiio!" she roared.
Shio jumped and ran even faster, much faster, as if his life depended on it.
Who knows, it might will.
"Shio! Stop already!" Ley called him.
"NO! I MIGHT DIE! AND IT'S NOT SHIO! IT'S DIO!" Shio yelled back and continued to run as Ley quickly floated after him.
"I've got no choice…." Ley muttered.
Shio looked behind him to see Ley hold up a dark ball with a bag within it.
Shio began run even faster, like top speed fast.
"Somebody save me! And this hallway seems like an endless hallway! I've been running for a long way!" Shio shouted and ran as fast as his feet could carry him and looked down to see he was on some kind of hallway-long treadmill. "The hell?
"Alright, it's ready!" Ley held the black ball between 2 of her hands and put it at her waist. She stopped float and then took both her hands and shot the ball containing the bag of…..items…..at Shio with the extreme pose of the….
"KAME******!" Ley yelled, shooting the ball at high speed and having it impact Shio's back.
"GAAAAAAAH! I-IMPOSSSIBLE!" Shio yelled as the blast sent him flying face first onto the ground.
"Bulls eye!" Ley fist pumped.
Shio weakly looked up to see a small fabric bag fall down in front of him, inside were pieces of chocolate cookies.
"Ah, those were sent from me and the Crimson River family. We're expecting something back from you on White Day! Make sure it's 50X better!" Ley said and floated away humming.
Shio slammed his face back down onto the ground. "It's not Shio, its Dio…" he muttered.
Zero, Eclipse, and Gran watched this whole thing.
"That sure was dynamic." Eclipse said.
"Huh, you've done worse to me." Gran said boredly.
Eclipse looked at Gran and the softly tapped a square red boxed of more chocolates onto Gran's head.
"How many of those have circulating around today?" Zero muttered watching this in interest.
"Here, it's for you and Zero." Eclipse told Gran.
Gran took it and opened it up to see variously flavored sweets within it.
"Thanks Eclipse." Zero said, looking straight at a wall, because you know…..
"Ah, thanks, though I don't know if I should take it from you…" Gran thanked Eclipse.
"It's no problem! I made sure I made them perfectly!" Eclipse exclaimed.
"Therein lies the problem…." Gran mumbled to Zero and his expression darkened.
"You take one first." Zero told Gran.
"What?! No! Here! It's courtesy to let the follower take the one first!" Gran replied, shoving the box of chocolate underneath Zero's nose.
"No! It's fine!" Zero pushed it back.
"I'm telling you! I won't feel offended if you get first pick!" Gran exclaimed.
"But it's much better for you to take one right? It's thanks for all the stuff you've done for me!" Zero told Gran.
"Hey you two…" Eclipse's voice darkly slithered in.
Gran and Zero shivered.
"You don't trust my cooking do you?" Eclipse looked down darkly on them, holding her sword form in her hand dangerously.
Zero and Gran took one and swallowed immediately.
Eclipse smiled, "How was it?"
They both gave a shaky thumb up.
As soon as Eclipse was satisfied and walked out of the hallway they both ran towards the restroom. In truth, the chocolate tasted good, but they didn't have faith in Eclipse last time when she made an attempt at making a cake.
"I still remember that sour and rotten taste…" Gran whimpered while Zero stuck a finger down his throat and then began to puke into the toilet.
On the outside of the boys restroom Lime the teacher was waiting outside, holding a heart shaped container full of sweets.
"It's fine right? I mean, I'm still a fresh 18 years old! I'm still within the age limit right? I can give this to him and it won't be weird at all!" Lime was mumbling to herself.
"Lime?" Zero asked, coming out of the boy's restroom and turning towards Lime. "I heard your voice."
Lime jumped and looked at Zero. After a moment's hesitation she held out the container to Zero. "P-Please accept this Zero!" Lime said and handed it to Zero.
"Huh?"
"I'm sorry if this is uncomfortable!" Lime squeaked and ran like a high school girl away.
"….huh?"
Gran walked out of the boy's restroom with a satisfied look on his face. "Ah, it's finally out of my syste-PEW! Zero where'd you get that?!" Gran exclaimed, pointing at Zero's hand.
And so, everybody had a mostly happy ending. Lass got Arme's present, Arme managed to give it to Lass. Elesis and Lire finally got the courage to give their sweets to Ronan and Ryan, who were in heaven when they got it. Amy and Jin got their love-love time while Asin did a reverse presentation to Rin. Shio got beaten by Ley but was all for good measures and Ley succeeded in her family mission. Eclipse got good feedback on her cooking and Gran and Zero managed to get all the bad stuff out of his system while Lime overcame herself being a teacher and presented Valentine's chocolate to her student.
Sieghart sleepily awakened, he moved his head up to see the small bag left on his desk.
"Who…?" he muttered, taking the bag and looking at the sweet contents inside. "Eh, whatever." He mumbled, chomping down on the choco cookie inside.
"I've still got it." He smiled.
Oh yeah, Mari managed to make Sieghart happy and Sieghart's happy that he can still attract women.
All wells ends well.
"…Wait, WE DIDN'T EVEN APPEAR IN THIS SPECIAL!" Veigas and Edel yelled.
Ryota-Oh da fluff in dis chapter! Part 2's coming on white day so watch out!
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