Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 4: While watching a movie, be sure you make time on your weekend.
Ryota-Huehuehue! This chapter ain't a special! Also it's the 1st non-holiday request to happen! This chapter was requested byyyy….XxcrystalzxX (Guest)! What will happen here? Huehuehue….
Sieghart-Please stop laughing like that, it's disgusting and creepy.
Ryota-HARHAR! I don't give a damn!
Lass- -_- Nope, (leaves) Nope, nope, nope.
Ryota-Bohoho! Ronan! Do le Disclaimer!
Ronan- (Spins and flips long blue hair) Ryota doesn't own Grand Chase. Elesis owns my heart though!
Ryota-And so begins our (already scripted) chapter!
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 4: When watching a movie, be sure you make time on your weekend. (Already scripted)
Weekends! These are the best days of school because…THERE IS NO SCHOOL! Yes! What better time to go out and spend time with friends and do fun activities? Bull riding? Vandalism? Scaring grade schoolers? Anybody up for that? Well, if you don't want to participate in such fun weekend activites you can always go and….watch a movie.
Movies, they're great fun. Each one tells a story and you can watch movies that are to your taste. Indeed! Movies are a blessing! A great blessing made for you to be fully entertained! Popcorn! Comfy seats! A huge screen! Many big plots unlikethisstoryrighthere! Anime! Real-time! Tragedies! Dramas! Of course the ones that reign supreme are the….horror movies! I MEAN THE COMEDIES! COMEDIES! Yes!
There's also…one unspoken rule when watching a movie on a weekend with friends.
You
Must do it
AT NIGHT!
Night provides the best space and mood for movies! Knowing you'll go to sleep with such images in your mind which might appear in your dreams is very exciting isn't it?
Unless you're watching a horror movie of course.
"I wonder how long the Author's going to monologue." Arme murmured as the class of GC-17 walked through the post lamp-lit streets of…a generic town I guess? I don't know where these guys are. Bermesiah? Kanavan? Wait, Kanavan's in Bermesiah. Eh, giving the readers the freedom to imagine! Go!
"He's still continuing…." Lass muttered, glaring his azure eyes in front of him as he strolled alongside everybody else. "By the way….WHEN DID WE EVEN AGREE ON TAKING A MOVIE TRIP DURING THE WEEKENDS?!" Lass yelled being the straight man he is.
"I can answer that!" Amy jumped and raised her hand, one of her pigtails upper-cutting Jin who was behind her.
"Then explain please." Lass grumbled, rubbing his hand onto his face.
Amy put her finger on her chin and looked up thinking, and this went on for at least a minute or two.
"Don't give false hope if you're not going to answer!" Lass groaned.
Arme patted Lass shoulder. "It's fine Lass, I'll explain for you." She told him.
Lass sobbed into his hands. "Thank you Arme." He sobbed.
[De Flashback]
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ley, our only female demon playable character so far busted down the door to the class of GC-17 with one of her dark round projectiles and floated in at top speed. "Hey bastards! I just won something in a lottery!" Ley exclaimed and held up a certificate.
"Huh?" Elesis and Lire looked up while in the middle of a one-sided arm wrestle between Elesis and Ronan.
"What?" Rufus and Lass stopped their Mexican stand off with an Eyeteeth and a Nodachi.
"YEAAAAAAH! DIE FREAKING REPTILE DIE!" Gran screamed while in the middle of playing co-op M****ter Hun*** 3 with Zero and Eclipse.
Ley promptly disregarded everybody else's activities.
"Whaaaat!? What kinda of flashback doesn't show all the details!?" Shio complained. "It's not Shio! It's Dio!"
Ley did a futball Americano tackle into Shio, sending him out the window and then turned over to the rest of the class and once again held up her certificate.
"I've won." She said.
"Won what?" Arme asked curiously, Rufus getting noticeably closer to Lass as they spoke.
"….." Ley gave Arme the certificate to read.
Arme held it up to her face and looked at it. "Hmmm, it says this certificate allows a whole class to watch movies of their choice…." She said and looked up surprised. "You won this Ley?"
"Actually I got it from a gang of girls when they walked up to me and wanted to 'settle the score' or something like that. Of course, I beat all of them up and stole this from their leader as a sign of victory!" Ley said triumphantly with a proud look on her face.
"My lady did it all by herself." Jeeves said, his eye given that nice twinkle to it. I swear that man, or demon, is so dandy! He's like the manliest, or demonliest, thing on earth, or the demon world!
"Thank you." Jeeves nodded at the Author….which means he nodded at thin air.
"So, I want you all to come! You all don't have anything to do this weekend right?" Ley asked everybody.
"Ah, I've got this….."
"Yeah, I really need to hide out…"
"You see there's this really nice victim out there…"
"I'VE GOT THINGS TO BREAK THIS WEEKEND!"
Ley looked darkly down on everybody while summoning all her servants which made the room fill up with a dark aura. "You guys have time on the weekend's right?" she growled.
"Well, I guess I have time…"
"Okay sure…"
"That person can wait…"
"YEAH! LET'S PARTY OVER THERE!"
[Le Flashback ends]
"So, that's what happened." Arme finished.
"These flashbacks sure seems like they're being messed with over and over again. What's with the Author randomly doing monologues here and there anyways?" Lass asked. "By the way….I don't remember how I got here….."
Arme shrugged. "Rufus knocked you out and got you to unconsciously walk with us."
"Has Rufus been studying Neurology or something?!"
"WE'RE HERE!" Ley exclaimed as she turned towards the group and showed a giant brick building with words.
You see le movie, we'll take your money.
"Gah!" Lass gawked at the theater's name. "How does this place attract customers?! It clearly sounds like a shady place!" Lass warned loudly to everybody, but they were already entering the theater before Lass could finish his sentence. The wind was cold as Lass stood there alone. Also there were red eyes coming from the tree next to him.
"Wait for me!" He exclaimed and dashed in as fast as possible.
"Ah I see, I see." The clerk nodded at Ley as she showed him the certificate.
"Somebody needs to react here…" Lass said disdainfully.
"React to what?" Ronan asked.
Lass picked up a cup of soda out of a plate near the bar and threw it onto the floor then afterwards pointing at the clerk.
"THE CLERK'S FREAKING KRAKOS WITH A TOP HAT MAN! WHAT KIND OF CLERK IS A GIANT CRAB!?" Lass shouted; the giant Krakos with a top hat loomed over them in a booth that was quite small for him.
"Alright, the certificate says the whole class can choose which movies they want to watch individually, so you all make a choice." Krakos informed the whole class.
"He's actually doing his job well." Arme nodded.
"Wait, aren't you supposed react a bit harder than that?" Lass asked disbelievingly at Arme.
"Hm?" Arme cocked her head to the side.
"Where's Asin? He should be the other straight man here…" Lass asked.
"Asin decided to risk his life and stay at home." Jin answered.
"Alright, how about Shio?" Lass asked.
Ryan pointed at Jeeves that was following Ley. Lass looked over to Jeeves to see him carrying a wriggling tied up Shio under his arm that had his mouth gagged. It also seemed like he was saying something.
"IFUNUSHIIIUIFUTIOAL!" Shio's muffled voice uttered behind the cloth wrapped around his mouth.
Lass gave a blank look. Then realized the one horrifying thing.
"I'M THE ONLY TSUKKOMI HERE?!" Lass shouted.
A hand suddenly grabbed Lass's shoulder and Lass felt a rather….calamitous aura behind him.
"Lass…."
Lass slammed his hands on the clerk's table and looked up to Krakos.
"I'm watching this one!" He exclaimed, pointing at a random show.
Krakos tipped his top hat and gave Lass a ticket. "That'll be room 3347, please take the elevator." He told Lass.
"Thank you!" Lass shouted and ran, ran as fast as possible.
"Come along! You all may choose movies to watch now!" Krakos waved a claw at everybody and they began to crowd and take their tickets to watch their movies.
Yep! Now it's time! It's time for theeeeeeeeeee 'Let's see what they're up to' segmeeent of the chapter!
Very first one!
Jin and Amy!
"No! Rebecca! I love you! If you leave me I will be alone forever!" A red haired man stretched his hand out to a pink haired twin-tailed girl.
"I'm sorry Oliver! I can no longer do this! We are forbidden lovers!" Rebecca covered her eyes and turned away.
"Rebecca! Please! I will go through any ordeals to achieve our love! We will prevail and escape from these chains that bind us!" Oliver begged.
"Is that all?" A white haired man with red eyes entered through the door of the two lovers.
"Bob!" Oliver raised his fist up to the other man.
"My name is not Bob! It is John! John Joe! I am the one that will rightfully marry Rebecca!" John Joe smirked at Oliver.
"Rebeccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Oliver wailed.
Amy sobbed into Jin's arms. "This move is so moving! I hope nobody gets in our way of love Jin! I want the pink haired Rebecca and the red haired Oliver to get together! John Joe can just die!" Amy sobbed.
Jin glared at John Joe on the screen. "You will pay for making Amy cry John Joe! I will hunt the ends of the earth to kill you John Joe!" Jin declared.
On the screen, John Joe looked panicked. "I feel a killing intent coming from somewhere. Away!" John Joe then jumped out the window. Afterwards a white haired girl walked in.
Rebecca and Oliver, along with Jin and Amy, gasped.
"Anne Jane! You're alive!" all 4 of them gasped.
Alriiiiight, I'm not spoiling anymore of the movie for you! Let's go somewhere else shall we? How about now we take a look at the movie that….Ah! Rufus! Rufus is always a good person to follow and watch!
Rufus stared at the screen in front of him with a bored face. On the screen there were many indescribable things that I'd rather keep T-rated going on. All I can say that there were many whips, blindfolds, rope and bondage, and many explosions in the background for dynamic effects. Masochistic moaning was also a key there.
"That S is doing it wrong." Rufus muttered, pointing disapprovingly at the screen.
"Oh yes!" Rin moaned watching the screen
Okaaaaay…..Run! We flee to another theater room! Oh, look over there its Elesis and Lire. My, it seems they're watching a movie about adventurers and the unknown! Great lord that is a giant worm! Here comes a redheaded knight slashing it down into slimes!
"Boo yeah! That was awesome! I should go try that out!" Elesis cheered, throwing a bucket of popcorn at the dead worm on the screen. The giant dead worm sweat dropped. Out of nowhere, giant gorillas appeared and began to charge at the red knight and swing their big black arms around and crush their surroundings.
Everybody was on their edge as the red knight swiftly dodged each of the gorillas attacks. The red knight then looked up to see all the giant gorillas surround their hands around them and swing down. However a volley of arrows hit all the gorillas, causing them to fall and die.
Lire whistled. "We should totally do that Elesis." Lire told Elesis.
"Indeed, LET'S GO!" Elesis cheered and both of them charged out of the theater to find giant worms and gorillas.
Let's cue the elevator music! We're going to another scene now!
Oh hello! Its Lass and Arme! Wow! This 2 look like they're on a date or something. At this Lass and Arme turned away blushing and began they both reached for the popcorn bowl only to have their hands touch. Both of them quickly swiped their hands away and turned even redder. Gaaah! What's with cliché romance development?! Let's just look at the movie. Here we see a Ninja who has fallen into the world of magic and mages.
The white haired ninja with azure eyes meets a beautiful purple mage that saves him from a big green lizard monster that attacked him in the forest he fell from. From there the white haired Ninja pledges loyalty to the purple Mage and so they begin to find a way to get the Ninja back to his own world. Along the way romance begins to develop between them.
Wow, that plot actually sounds like a good story for an anime/story/movie. I would totally watch/read/watch that. Ah, I said watch twice.
"I don't care leave us alone!" Lass shouted embarrassedly causing people around him to make shushing sounds. He sat down and tried to focus on the movie while Arme was attempting to resist the urge to lay her head on Lass's shoulder, but his shoulder looked so much like a pillow to her…
Ahem, let's continue going shall we.
The next movie features….robots? The future? Sci-fi? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
I don't quite understand the details but it seems this is quite fit for one person in general. Take a look at the seat with the long blue haired boy and the orange haired elf next to him taking feverently. Huh?
Behind the two boys stood a rather emotionless girl holding a mallet in her hand while looming down on them.
"Watch this movie; watch how the robots are produced and how they are used. We will have a test over this tomorrow." Mari ordered Ronan and Ryan who were extremely focused here.
"Yes Ma'am!" Ronan and Ryan responded.
"Good, good." Mari looked down upon her students with her glasses shining menacingly.
In the screen, a blue haired girl with glasses was commanding a whole army of robots while a blue haired and orange haired boy followed them as they began to destroy the earth.
This is scary, we're leaving.
Okay…..Who's next? I guess we can peek in on Veigas, hmmm, he's watching a movie about vengeance for unknown reasons.
"I will kill you Bob!" a purple haired well dressed man said to a ruffled violet haired man with decorative horns.
"I am not Bob! That is my pseudo name that keeps me disguised! My true name is John Jones! Try it! Do you even know why you're killing me? Hm? Why is it oh George?!" The opposing man replied, now identified as John Jones.
"I have a duty! A duty that is not explained yet by my motives! I just know that I will accomplish much by killing you John Jones!" George shouted and charged at John Jones while holding a rectangular blade.
"Hahahahaha!" John Jones laughed and pulled out a claw and a scythe. Their weapons clashed and a great fight scene began.
Veigas watched this all in amazement. "Movies are amazing aren't they?" Veigas told his cube.
"Hey! My name is confirmed now! Call me by my proper name!" the cube complained.
Veigas shrugged. "I wanna keep up with this joke."
"Ugh, I hate you." Veigas's Cube moaned.
"I love you too." Veigas smiled and looked back up to his vengeance movie.
…My, my, movies really are great aren't they? They show a different tale each time. Did you know? Edel's sitting in a theater right now, watching advertisements about cleaning products. She's sitting alone in the theater right now, being mesmerized by the abundance of brushes, mops, and q-tips….while being disgusted at how dusty the seats are.
Edel began to shoot continuously at the seat she was sitting on.
"Trash, dirty, dirty, trash. Such infestations must be destroyed! Death to all dust!" Edel exclaimed while barraging the chair with bullets until it was completely destroyed.
"Um…miss?" A generic movie attendant cautiously came up to Edel. Edel turned around and looked at the generic movie attendant with a scary look. "What?" She hissed.
"N-Nothing! Enjoy your stay!" the generic move attendant ran away in fear.
Edel turned to the blasted to pieces chair and spat on it.
Everybody, step slowly away from this clean-freak. In the theater room next to Edel's there was Shio and Ley along with Jeeves, Alfred, and Sebastian. They were watching a very great movie about how a butler faithfully served a single master.
"We all feel this way." Jeeves and Alfred nodded as the butler bowed to his master and declared that he would follow him to the ends of the earths.
"That butler sure is stupid." Sebastian whispered to himself.
Ley yawned, causing Shio to yawn, which caused Jeeves and Alfred to look darkly upon him.
"Are you getting bored by my lady's kindness?" Jeeves growled at him.
"You best not get bored of Miss Ley's kindness, it'll make all sorts of problems for our family Master Shio." Alfred warned his master.
"It's not Shio its Dio! Not to mention I was kidnapped and put here!" Shio argued.
Ley elbowed Shio's neck. "Jeeves, bondage." Ley ordered Jeeves, causing Jeeves to re-tie Shio up and put a bandage over his mouth.
"You best learn your lesson to follow the Crimson River family." Jeeves warned Shio.
"DIFSINTFWUR! ONDEYMU!" Shio muttered through his blocked mouth. "IFUNUSHIIIUIFUTIOAL!" he finished his last statement and watched the movie with tears.
Ah! Theater room number 1! It's where Zero, Gran, and Eclipse are! Let's enter!
"The pie! It was eaten!" a man with a mustache and dark green hair.
"No shit Sherlock!" a white haired android snapped at the man
"According to my calculations this pie was eaten by a green haired man." A gray haired blindfolded man said, pushing glasses up to align with his blindfold.
"What's wrong with you people?!" the white haired android exclaimed.
"You know who ate the pie didn't you?" the gray haired man asked the green haired man with a mustache.
"Indeed." He responded.
"What? I don't understand at all." The white haired android muttered confused.
Both the gray haired man and the green haired man with a mustache span around and pointed at the white haired android.
"It was John Joy!" they exclaimed.
"WHO IS JOHN JOY!?" the white haired android exclaimed exasperatedly.
Gran laughed hard at this. "Wow! That green haired man with a mustache is soooo stupid!" he guffawed.
"Gran…" Eclipse called his name.
"What Clipsy?" Gran asked through tear-filled eyes.
"Where'd you get the mustache?" Eclipse asked.
"It was a freebie for getting in the movie." Gran replied. "Zero got one too." Gran said, pointing at Zero.
Zero pushed the glasses up to align with his blindfold. "It was John Joy." He said coolly.
"They haven't told us who John Joy is guys." Eclipse sighed.
"Who's John Joy?" Gran asked.
Eclipse turned over and slammed her face onto the back of her seat.
In the end, everybody's stay got cut short due to Elesis and Lire blowing up various theater rooms and making a big panic. Wow, that ending sure was predictable wasn't it? Oh yes, you are all wondering where Sieghart-Sensei was when all this happened yes?
Meanwhile….
Sieghart-Sensei was sleeping in his teacher's desk as usual, a JUMP book covering his face. Too bad though, Ley encased him in a dark barrier since he wasn't listening when she was talking back then. Sieghart-Sensei snorted in his sleep and woke up.
"Huh…Where am I?" he muttered.
Lime-Sensei walked in at that moment and gasped. Then the movie of how Lime and Sieghart had to survive in a haunted school began…
"Huh?" Sieghart and Lime-Sensei said in confusion.
Yaaaaay! Chapter 4 request! Oh yes….Chapter 5. It'll be special hur hur hur. I hope you're all ready for Chapter 5, though the White Day Special is coming first
YES! Another Special! Don't blame me blame the people who made Holidays legal! Then I have to do Easter after that, and then blablablablablah.
Thanks for reading! Thanks for the request XxcrystalzxX (Guest)!