A/N: It seems that you liked the first chapter, so here are more letters. These are from Nico, Rachel, Thalia, and Lord Voldemort, sent to you. Enjoy! :)
Dear FanFiction,
I am not emo. I just spend a lot of time with the dead. And please stop pairing me with your demigod Mary-Sue OC's in your demigods at Hogwarts stories.
-Nico Di Angelo
Dear FanFiction,
Why am I always the bad guy!? I am not after Percy and I'm definitely not "Percy's slutty ex-girlfriend!" Please stop making me the bad guy in your modern AU Percabeth fanfics, authors! I am the ORACLE for heavens' sake! I don't DATE!
-Rachel Elizabeth Dare
Dear FanFiction,
Do I have to spell it for you? I am a H-U-N-T-E-R O-F A-R-T-E-M-I-S Hunter of Artemis! I do not fall in love with Luke Castellan, and stop pairing me with Nico. And PERLIA with Annabeth bashing?! You don't diss my best friend like that! You authors are crazy. I should shock you all.
-Thalia Grace
Dear FanFiction,
Why is it you make me have a heart in some of your stories? One of them even has a love interest for me! I am the most feared wizard in all of Britain! I am Lord Voldemort and I command you to delete all stories like that or I will not hesitate to kill you. Now if you'll excuse me, I must plot an evil plan to kill Harry Potter. I don't have time for you muggle authors.
-Lord Voldemort
A/N: How'd you like it? Reviews are appreciated *hint hint* If you have any ideas for letters, don't hesitate to send me them through a review or a PM :)