Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! White Day Special-Guys, never give girls one bag of treats, always Triple the Return./ Before giving sweets to your crush, make sure you're mentally prepared. Part 2
Ryota-Shizz! I just finished Little Busters! Refrain! Am I really in the right state to write this chapter!?
Arme-Well, if you actually managed your time wisely you could've actually made this before you finished that tear-jerking series.
Ryota-Don't get high and mighty just because this is the first time you got into the Author's booth!
Arme-You also didn't schedule enough time to write and upload this on the 14th of March.
Ryota-Shut up! Help meh! The midget Mage is bullying me! T.T
Arme-(sigh) I guess the Disclaimer should go here right now. (Holds up sign)
Disclaimer-Ryota, the sobbing, unorganized author, does not own GC or White Day. Also a few ideas of RinkuShido's were also incorporated into this special.
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! White Day Special-Guys, never give girls one bag of treats, always triple the return. /Before giving sweets to your crush, make sure you're mentally prepared. Part 2
It is White Day! White Day! It is a tradition mostly celebrated in the eastern countries where men give candy to the girls and white Valentines Day is a time for girls to give chocolate to the men!
That's quite the organized way of doing things hm? Unlike some places that just mush it all into Valentine's Day.
Anyways! My, the word 'Anyways' is one of the best and most used transition words in this whole story isn't it? Hahaha! Great I'm off topic now!
Anyways! Hahaha! I used it again!
"JUST GET TO THE DAMN BOTTOM OF THIS YOU FILTHY AUTHOR!" Lass screamed, standing up abruptly during the middle of the class making all the sleeping students turn their heads towards him. Yes, AAAALL of them were sleeping. Heck some were looking at Lass with both their eyes closed!
Lass turned red with embarrassment and sank quickly into his seat. Aaaaah the misfortune of the Tsukkomi that can hear through the 4th wall!
Lass laid his head down onto his desk and sighed. "You were going on about White Day man…" he muttered.
Oh right! Anyways! Omg I said it again.
"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Asin screamed, slamming his fists onto his desk, completely waking everybody up this time. Asin retired back into his seat in embarrassment.
Sieghart Sensei coughed. "I think we've had enough of class." He told everybody.
"Ah! He's going to dismiss class again like he always does every special ends up completely non-existent for the rest of the chapter!" Gran exclaimed.
"Whoever said that shut up now!" Sieghart-Sensei snapped and then flung a rock at the window, breaking it…once again. "Everybody's going out this way." He said.
"What?! Why?! That doesn't make any sense! You can't just make us jump out the window!" Shio demanded, slamming a Rake Claw-Fist onto his desk in outrage. "It's not Shio! It's Dio! God! Seriously! Can't we have at least one time in this class where my name is correct!?" Shio growled.
Of course not.
"Hmm, Shio has made a good point." Sieghart-Sensei put his hand onto his chin and nodded. He then pointed at the window again. "All boys go out the window." He ordered.
"YOU BARELY EVEN CHANGED WHAT YOU TOLD US TO DO!" Lass yelled, Asin and Shio standing up as well.
Meanwhile, Eclipse was dragging Gran by the collar and bringing him towards the broken glass window. "Alright Gran, I expect you to give me a bunch of candy today!" Eclipse exclaimed excitedly.
"Wait! Hold on Eclipse! Just wait a second! Let's think this through slowly! If I don't survive this fall you won't be able to get any candy!" Gran panicked.
Eclipse thought about this. "Good point!" she said and suddenly picked up a rolled up dusty futon and wrapped it around Gran. After that she promptly dropped him out of the window while he screamed.
"WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?!"
Eclipse put her hand to her mouth, looked away, and blushed. "B-Because, you said you'd do anything for me." She mumbled cutely.
"I NEVER SAID SUCH A THING!" Gran screamed as he hit the concrete ground, the rolled up futon completely cushioning his body. Where did Eclipse find such a good item?
The class was taught in an attic, thus their class number being 17. Nuff' said there.
Eclipse suddenly turned her head to Zero, who jumped at the mere feel of her eyes on him. He couldn't see the malicious look she had because…he was blind….folded.
"Zero!" Eclipse exclaimed.
"I have candy for you! Right here!" Zero pulled out something from his backpack which turned out to be…test papers that all had scores of 60 or lower on it. Behind Zero, Rufus was taking marshmallows out of a box he stole and flipping them into his mouth.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Zero's deep voice echoed while gravity pushed him down towards the concrete where he crushed Gran who just recently managed to be able to get out of the futon.
Sieghart-Sensei looked back to his class after watching the performance. He then calmly pointed at the window again. "Show that you guys can be men." Sieghart-Sensei attempted to motivate them, but it didn't work because of his deadpan and lazy, unmotivated voice.
At least it didn't work on the sensible people.
Ronan flipped his long blue hair while his eyes sparkled with over-detailed, long eye lashed eyes while Ryan rubbed his head and smirked confidently doing a fabulous pose afterwards.
"We'll show you our most manly powers! You'll definitely fall for us when we come back up!" Ronan and Ryan declared to Elesis and Lire.
In response, Elesis and Lire kicked Ronan and Ryan out the broken and smiling as they waved down on them.
"Are you guys idiots?!" Lass exclaimed.
"We'll do anything for love!" Ronan and Ryan hollered back at Lass. "Hurry and join us Lass!"
"It's fine." Lass gave an unenthusiastic look out the window and began to stroll towards the door to exit through it, but his hands were stopped by a gunshot to the doorknob. Lass turned around, his face now being enraged. "RUFUS!" He howled.
Rufus gave the same Sadistic Smirk he always gave to Lass. "Loosen up bro, its White Day after all: the time when all men have to man up and confess their love!" Rufus began to spin around like a ballerina on one foot.
"I don't care! Besides guys don't 'lighten' up as you say on White Day! Heck they might go into cardiac arrest just from the anxiousness they get to give out their candy!" Lass spat back.
Rufus thought about this and shrugged. "Whatevs, it doesn't really concern me. All I need is my…" Rufus rubbed his Eyeteeth to his cheek. "…precious Eyeteeths."
Lass opened the door. "I wish I never met my half-brother." He muttered to himself. Before Lass could step outside 2 hands grabbed his shoulders. He turned around horrified to see Sieghart and Rufus grinning evilly.
Lass sighed disdainfully and looked down. "I hate my life." He muttered darkly to himself as Sieghart gave Lass to Rufus and together Lass and Rufus flew out the window. Rufus throwing Lass upwards and landing on his feet on the concrete while Lass landed on his face.
Once again, good thing this story is fiction or else it would've been quite messy.
"YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT!" Lass roared, flipping his face from the hole in the ground his face made. Miraculously he only got away with a big bump on his head. "WHY IS THIS EVEN NECCESARY FOR WHITE DAY ANYWAYS!?"
Sieghart-Sensei looked down from the broken window and called down. "Isn't it to show how manly one male can be before they are able to give their candy away? I mean, you've gotta show courage first!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! THIS WAS NEVER A GOD DAMN A TRADITION OF WHITE DAY!" Lass screamed back up.
Sieghart-Sensei looked away and waved his hand in a shooing motion. "Well, don't worry over that too much, just hurry up and give the confession candy to someone already Lassy boy." Sieghart-Sensei replied lazily.
Lass rubbed his forehead in frustration. "Arme!" he called upwards.
"Huh?" Arme looked down.
"Wait somewhere that's not in that classroom! I'll go and find you! I should be able to find you no matter where you go!" Lass informed Arme.
"Okay! Also you sound like a stalker now!" Arme responded.
Lass scratched his hair. "I can't tell her that I steal her stuff just to sniff it a few times….I don't do it all the time though…" Lass mumbled quietly and sprinted back into the building where all the other fallen guys were re-assembling.
Jin, meanwhile, was getting himself ready. He looked down to Amy. "I'll be back soon my love, I will shower you with such sweetness when I return!" Jin told her dramatically, holding his hand out.
"No!" Amy pouted and grabbed Jin's hand. "I want to go with you! Carry me Princess-style out the window like a Prince-Charming!" Amy directed at Jin.
"But, it's dangerous!" Jin argued.
"I'll go through any ordeals for the love of my life!" Amy responded.
"Amy…"
"Jin…" Amy and Jin locked eyes again.
Asin slammed his face onto his desk hard enough for it to make a giant crack in the middle of it. "IS THIS SOME KIND OF 1890s SHAKESPEARE ROMANCE!? GET THE HELL ON WITH IT!" Asin bellowed at the two, who quickly fled out the window, Jin carry Amy Princess-style while flying out with a random very long rope attached to the top of the building.
Asin sighed.
After looking down to make sure Amy and Jin landed correctly, Sieghart-Sensei turned to the remainder of male students. "Alright, Shio, you're next." Sieghart-Sensei said.
Shio coughed. "It's not Shio, its Dio. I also have a very important announcement to make…." Shio stood up from his desk and looked at the ceiling. "I'm actually a girl!" he announced.
The whole class went silent.
"Prove it."
"Huh!?" Shio jumped in surprise.
"Prove that you're a girl, take it off." Sieghart-Sensei challenged Shio.
"What the hell?! No! NO! You don't ask a g-g-lady! To 'take it off'!" Shio responded.
"I said take it off! If you're telling the truth you better prove it! Because you can't just abruptly say you're a girl out of nowhere!" Sieghart-Sensei demanded of Shio, desperately trying to pry Shio's pants off but being stopped by his Rake Claw.
Arme, very slowly, lifted up a camera and made a few silent shots of the scene.
"So Shio's the Uke and Sieghart-Sensei is the Seme huh?" Arme giggled. "It's also a forbidden student-teacher relationship!"
"Don't just randomly pair us up like that!" Sieghart-Sensei and Shio yelled at Arme, Sieghart-Sensei now holding down Shio against the wall awkwardly.
"Actually you should just hurry up and get off me!" Shio snapped at Sieghart-Sensei.
"Then start being submissive and take off your pants you pansy!" Sieghart-Sensei replied angrily at Shio.
"This conversation is becoming more like Yaoi by the minute you know." Edel said randomly, her white hair tied up and a white mask over her mouth as she began to clean up the floor below the window and picking up glass shards with a duster and dumping them in the trashcan.
"Shut up you!" Sieghart-Sensei and Shio snapped at Edel.
"Fufufufu." Veigas began to cackle from his seat and then stood up and made a "Demon Lord Boss Pose" and then cried. "I'm the one that's going to make Dio become submissive!" then proceeded to charge at Sieghart-Sensei and Shio.
"A love-triangle!" Arme gasped, watching Veigas tackle Sieghart-Sensei.
"Stay away from Shio you!" Sieghart-Sensei growled and began to get into a 3-way fist fight with both Shio and Veigas. The mere force of them charging at each other caused all 3 of them to have a mini-explosion when all their fists collided. This mini-explosion made the 3 lovers fly out the window.
"WE'RE NOT LOVERS YOU ******** AUTHOR!" all 3 of them howled as they fell towards the ground.
Asin slowly, and carefully slipped out of the door in order to escape the horrid fate he could've faced of he stayed any longer.
Now, I bet you guys are getting impatient. You're all thinking. "WHEN THE HELL IS THIS GUY GONNA SHOW WHEN THE GUYS GIVE CANDY TO THE ONES THEY LIKE!?" and stuff like that right? Fufufufu, I could easily drop it right here and let you guys wait till next year, but I won't cause' I'm nice!
"Gah, my head still hurts from that fall." Lass muttered, rubbing his forehead with a slowly receding red bump on it.
"Shall I cure it for you?" a voice slithered down his ear.
Lass punched Rufus behind him on reaction. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" He yelled turning red and cleaning his ear with medicinal alcohol. "Aaaaah, this feels so weird!" Lass whimpered and then continued to walk after successfully making sure all of Rufus's germs were gone. "Now where's Arme? I'm pretty sure that I she left the classroom but…" Lass thought to himself and began to jump through the school.
"Arme! Hey, Arme! Are you here?" Lass called through the school.
"Over here Lass!" a voice called to Lass. He turned around to see Arme jogging towards him and waving. Lass smiled and jumped down from the chandelier he was standing atop. Why is there a chandelier in the middle of a normal hallway? We may never know….
Lass landed safely down onto the ground in front of Arme and looked at her. Arme wrapped her hands behind her back and looked to her upper right. "So…what did you call me here for?" she asked Lass. "Hopefully it's not to simply request for me to help you with studies right?" Arme joked.
Lass gave a tiny laugh and then turned a bit red as he pulled out a small, completely unharmed, bag of white chocolate and began to bring it in front of Arme when…
"Why are we using the same scene as before in the Valentine Special?!" Edel suddenly jumped in and smacked Lass straight across the face, the bag of white chocolate flying out of his hands and safely caught by Arme in panic.
Edel put her hands on her hips, looking down on Lass while she still had her hair tied up a cloth tied on top of her head to show that she was still doing cleaning. "Geez! I swear there's too many people going around and making crumbs of chocolate and candy on the ground!" Edel complained, looking around her and while unconsciously mopping the ground. "Anyways Lass! You've gotta be much more confident! Become brave and completely confess your feelings!" Edel advised Lass.
"WHA!? I-I-I-I-I D-D-D-DON'T HAVE SUCH FEELINGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" Lass stuttered.
"A Tsundere response?!" Arme gasped.
"I'm not a Tsundere!" Lass shot back, getting up and rubbing his cheek from where Edel hit him.
"Stupid!" Edel smacked Lass's head with a mop. "Stop lacking in your resolve and become a man! Come on!" Edel pushed Lass in front of Arme. "Say what you need to say!" Edel ordered him.
Lass rubbed his neck awkwardly and then looked down to the shorter Arme. "Um, well you see Arme. Those white chocolates are for you for…White Day and all, also…." Lass stayed silent, his face red like crazy and staring at the chandelier above him.
Edel cocked her pistol.
"I GET IT! I GET IT! I'LL GET IT OVER WITH!" Lass snapped at her. He sighed, "Well you see Arme, I um, ah, I love you…" Lass whispered quietly.
"Huh?" Arme asked, cocking her head to the side in confusion.
Edel slammed Lass's face into a wall and began to kick his back into it, which hurt because she had heels on.
After getting everything reorganized and Lass was healed by Arme, Lass once again stood in front of Arme. Lass, his resolve now strengthened, put his hands onto Arme's shoulders and looked straight at her.
"Iloveyouarmewillyoupleasegooutwithme!?" he asked in a hurry.
This made Arme have to think about this. However, since she was quite smart and an excellent listener she decoded Lass's gibberish with ease.
In response, Arme turned bright red, gave a small nod, held the White Chocolate to her chest, and passed out.
Edel nodded to herself proudly, glad that she was able to make her "Plan Magic-Ninja Love!" be a success. She then noticed a random generic female student drop one of her pieces of marshmallows onto the ground. The female student shrugged and began to walk away.
Edel went on a rampage the whole day after that.'
That was how the 2nd canon couple came into this story.
Haaa! That seemed so much like an ending of this chapter! But I can't do that because we still have quite a few other school events to see!
Meanwhile, in the vacant classroom/school attic of GC-17….
Sieghart-Sensei, who recently just walked back into his classroom after climbing all the stairs back up from his fall, yawned in his teacher's desk as he continued reading his manga about ninjas and nine-tailed foxes. "Eeeeh, maybe I should give something back to that person who gave me that chocolate on Valentine's Day." He said to himself absentmindedly while flipping a page. "Don't really know who it is though, whatever…." He muttered, completely the thought out now. Suddenly the another closet in the attic he was sitting in slammed open and Mari stepped out of it, her glasses shining.
"Candy." She said to Sieghart-Sensei, who was surprised at the sudden entrance of the blue haired student that was supposed to be a college student. Oh yeah, she came here in order to study the activities of idiotic students at this academy didn't she?
"What?" Sieghart-Sensei asked Mari, unable to put 2 and 2 together. "The answer is obviously 22, man." Sieghart-Sensei said to the Author, which was nowhere in particular.
"White Day, Candy." Mari said again, adding something to it.
"Huh?"
"Valentine Choco, sent by me, White Day, Candy." Mari improvised.
Sieghart-Sensei stared blankly for a few minutes. Is this guy really a teacher?! He suddenly widened. "OH! You were the one who gave me that chocolate on Valentine's Day!" Sieghart Sensei finally figured it all out.
Mari nodded, and then put her hand out. With a complete poker face she said. "Candy, return, please."
Sieghart-Sensei nodded vigorously. "I'll go make some!" he said put was stopped by Mari's hand.
"No, buy it." Was all she said.
"You are desperately trying to cut down on vocabulary aren't you?" Sieghart Sensei noted.
Mari nodded. "Nobody, words, understand." She said.
Sieghart-Sensei sighed and scratched his black hair. "I guess my cooking might be bad, oh well. I'll be back then." Sieghart walked out the door giving a small wave.
Mari sighed; tired of all the simplifications she had to do to her words.
Rin suddenly flew in through the window. "SIEGHART! I'M HERE FOR YOU! LET ME EAT YOU UP! ACTUALLY PLEASE EAT ME INSTEAD!" she then looked around to see….noone but Mari.
"Where'd he go?" Rin asked.
"White Day, for me, went to buy." Mari breathed out after 2 minutes of thinking.
Rin gasped. "He's not getting anything for me?! But I offered so much!"
Mari shook her head.
"Okay! I was too immersed in my novel to find anything to give him on Valentine's Day! I admit that! But he still doesn't give anything to his students out of obligation?!" Rin whined.
Mari shrugged.
"Oh yes! You're going to get something from Sieghart! I bet you're soooooo happy aren't you! Even though the pain of him being taken like that is quite enjoyable I still won't go for this!" Rin snapped.
Thus, Rin and Mari began to battle. Sieghart-Sensei came back with his White Day gift to see his glass have flipped desks, books and papers everywhere, and burnt parts of the attic. This led to Edel coming in and giving a big fit about how messy the classroom was and began to clean with a demonic face.
Meanwhile...on the lower floors of the school Shio and Veigas were STILL fighting.
"Come on! That all you got Dio!" Veigas cackled, dodging blades being summoned from the ground.
"It's not Dio, it's Shio! Oh wait, that's wrong…" Shio muttered, spinning his scythe behind him.
"Graaah!" Veigas charged at Shio
"Stop!" Shio suddenly put his Rake Claw up in front of Veigas. Veigas stop his charge in front of him.
"What now?!" Veigas spat.
Shio pointed to his left with the thumb of his Rake Claw. Veigas turned to see Ley floating up to them with a malevolent smile
"Oh fu-" Shio and Veigas thought in unison, remembering what happened during the Valentine Special.
"Hey guys!" Ley sneered.
"Here! I've got this for you in response to the gift you gave me on Valentine's Day! I hope to have future cooperation with the Crimson River family!" Shio bowed and held out a white box of super high-quality cookies while sweating rivers.
Ley took it up immediately and began to devour the cookies rapidly.
"The beast has quite the sweet tooth doesn't it?" Veigas noted, nodding at the specimen in front of them.
Now, Ley was quite violent, but she still had a mind and was actually quite smart and could process insults when she heard them.
Veigas now had his face planted into an expensive photo frame. Now there was a perfectly made shadowed portrait of Veigas on it. Hey, it saves more money than simply hiring an artist to draw it.
Ley patted the spot between Shio's horns. "Thanks man." She said to him, her violent attitude completely turned down now.
Shio rubbed the side of his head. "N-No problem." He said, surprised she didn't hit him.
"Oh yeah, I'll be bring you news in a few weeks about something my family's discussing." Ley informed Shio.
"Huh?" Shio asked in confusion.
"You'll see." Ley smiled at Shio while taking out another sugar cookie from the box he gave her.
"…" Shio shrugged at this and look down to Veigas. He squatted down and held up another white box to Veigas. "Here." He said.
"Huh?" Veigas muttered, looking at Shio.
"It's for always saying my name correctly." Shio told Veigas.
"Ah…." Veigas mumbled and then stood up with his eyes widening. "WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE?!" Veigas demanded.
"It's not a romantic gift if that's what you're wondering!" Shio snapped at Veigas.
"Still it feels really weird here!" Veigas bit back.
"GAH!" Shio shouted in frustration.
"GAH!" Veigas followed.
Asin sighed as he sat next to both Jin and Amy in the cafeteria.
"Alright, say 'aaaah' Amy!" Jin cooed Amy while holding up a piece of the whole cake he bought for her.
"Aaaaah! Om!" Amy let the cake go into her mouth. "No fair! I want to feed Jinny as well!" Amy pouted, her cheeks puffing up.
"No! Today's the day I feed you!" Jin replied.
Amy looked down. "Alright, I'll let you do it just this once!" Amy decided.
"Yay!" Jin cheered.
Asin's right eyebrow twitched. "Why aren't I with Rin? I shouldn't have given that chocolate to her on Valentine's Day so I could have an excuse to do give her it today…" Asin muttered to himself. "I have to spend today watching this damn happy couple because I have no where else to go during the rest of the day!" Asin cursed his bad luck
"Come along Amy! I have a whole day prepared for you! Our White Day date starts now!" Jin said happily, picking Amy up in Princess-Style.
Asin groaned and finally decided to walk away.
Meanwhile! DAMN I'M USING THAT TRANSITION ALOT! IT'S SO HANDY! In a random hangout spot behind the school!
"Gah!" Gran groaned again as Eclipse landed a 16 punch combo into his gut. "I feel sick! Guuuuuh." Gran landed face-first onto the grass.
Eclipse darkly looked down on Zero. "I'm definitely not demanding of candy right now. Especially since I was kind enough to give you guys some on Valentines Day before." Eclipse growled darkly.
Zero looked down onto his watchless wrist. "Oh, look at the time! I have to go and give Ms. Lime her White Day gift! Good Bye Eclipse!" Zero fled the scene.
"Wait a second! You got her a White Day gift but not for me!?" Eclipse screamed in outrage at Zero.
"I did! It was just stolen from somebody! At least I think it was!" Zero shouted back, running extremely quickly and ending up slamming his face into a pole. He groaned and continued to sprint in the right direction.
Eclipse sighed in disappointment and crawled up in a ball. "I hate these human holidays." She sobbed.
"E-E-Eclipse," Gran moaned, holding his stomach in pain.
"What is it Gran!? I have no time for any of your lame jokes today so this better be good!" Eclipse snapped at him.
"H-H-H-Here-guh…" Gran used the last of his energy to pass Eclipse a white box.
Eclipse's red eyes scanned the box and she took it and opened it to see half of the content already eaten. She slammed her elbow into Gran's head.
"WHY ARE YOU GIVING A GIRL A HALF-EATEN CONTAINER OF CANDY FOR?!" Eclipse scolded him angrily and sighed. "Better than nothing I guess." Suddenly, another box dropped down onto Eclipse's lap. There, a label that said-
From:Zero
To:Eclipse
P.S: This is compensation for the one I stole 0w0b
"Huh…so it was stolen…" Eclipse smiled. "I guess this was a good way to go about today for a human holiday." Eclipse put the white boxes of treat next to her and began to scratch at Gran's green head as he slept. She gave a small smile at him.
Atop the roof, Rufus smirked. "I'm granting a special payback for what I stole today, just today." He said to the sky.
On Zero's side, he was walking about and bumping into walls, because without anyone's guidance today that's all he could do.
"Gah!" Zero yelped, hitting another expensive vase and breaking it. "Damn it, why do I have to be blind like this?" he cursed.
"Zero?" A green haired girl that was hiding at the corner behind him suddenly came out of hiding.
"Ah, that voice, that you Ms. Lime?" Zero asked.
"O-Oh y-yes it is!" Lime blushed at the fact that Zero called her name.
"Why did you stutter? Is it that awkward to see a student of yours?" Zero asked Lime.
"No! Of course not! I'm a teacher why would it be awkward? Ahahaha!" Luckily Zero was blind or else he would've seen Lime's extremely red face.
"Anyways here." Zero held out a small baggie of cookies and white chocolate all mixed into one.
"Ah! For what occasion?" Lime asked Zero, taking the bag with an embarrassed face.
"White Day." Zero responded.
"…." Lime got all her guts to ask this. "What kind of gift is this?" she asked Zero.
"Obligatory…why?" he asked Lime. "It would be quite wrong to give romance treats to a tea-" Zero was suddenly knocked out as Lime slammed the handle of her hammer into Zero's cranium, knocking him out.
"…" Lime's face was unusually dark as she picked up Zero and her eyes were…blank and she was chanting something like. "Zero is mine, Zero is mine only…."
Meanwhile,(OH MAN I USED IT AGAIN LOLOLOL! SOMEBODY STOP ME!) the 2 best lovey-dovey couples of the whole academy were getting their White Day celebration underway.
"Yo, Ronan." Elesis greeted the blue haired man, putting two fingers up as a greeting.
"Good day Ryan." Lire smiled at Ryan like an innocent girl.
"Liiire!" Ryan jumped up to get on top of Lire but was soon stopped by a volley of arrows that forced him onto the ground.
"Elesis did you see me go out the window? Did you? Did you?" Ronan asked Elesis with shining eyes.
Elesis patted Ronan's head as if he were her dog. "Yes I did, you were a veeery brave boy for doing that." Elesis complimented Ronan. Ronan smiled and enjoyed the head rubbing, unnecessary dog ears coming out of his head. "Ah! Here you go! I brought this for you Elesis!" Ronan smiled happily and pulled a rope that was connected to a…
Gigantic
Delicious
Piece of
White
Chocolate
Shaped into an Ssanggeoms.
Meanwhile Ryan also revealed his
Huge
Delectable
Whole
Marshmallow
Shaped into a giant bow and arrow
"Oh…my…" Elesis widened her mouth in awe at what was just revealed to her. "Th-Thank you Ronan you sly boy!" Elesis gave a toothy grin and began to ruffle Ronan's head rougher.
"I'm glad you like it Elesis!" Ronan laughed, a dog tail now coming out of his pants.
"WHY ARE YOU TREATING RONAN LIKE A PET PUPPY!?" Lass, the late Tsukkomi suddenly entered onto the scene while carrying an unconscious Arme.
"Because, he's a loyal subordinate of mines." Elesis answered as if it was the simplest thing in the world.
"You can't just treat your servants like that!" Lass exclaimed.
"Ryan's a Pomeranian by the way, Ronan's a Golden Retriever." Lire said, scratching Ryan behind the ear. "Thank you my precious little puppy!" she cooed.
"DON'T JUST GIVE THEM A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF DOG!"
"Owf!" Ronan and Ryan barked.
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR OWN PRIDE RIGHT NOW!"
And thus, everybody had a happy ending on White Day. Lass and Arme are canon in this story now. Mari, Rin, and Sieghart are in a LOOOOVE TRIANGLE with Asin off to the side.
"DON'T PUSH ME DOWN LIKE THAT!" Asin yelled in a gloomy corner.
Veigas, Shio, were able to survive Ley's wrath and Shio got his feelings to go through to Veigas.
"WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE I JUST CONFESSED TO HIM?!" Shio screamed. "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! AND IT'S SHIO, NOT DIO!"
Jin and Amy were…well the ending for them was obvious as hell.
On the other hand, Gran managed to live through Eclipse's assault and Eclipse saw the happiness in White Day.
And on Lime and Zero….er…..Lime…had a happy end…? I think? Maybe? Is kidnapping your object of affection a happy end?
Finally we get to Ronan, Elesis, Ryan, and Lire. They all had their loyal dogs, I mean subordinates give them the best of treats for them and are probably one step closer to a full relationship…maybe…eh….
Edel, meanwhile….managed to clean the whole school and became the one recognized as the "perfect housewife."
And Rufus…where'd he go? Where is le Sadist?!
Rufus looked up to the sky. "I think it's time we end this whole White Day charade…" he grinned and held up his giant Eyeteeth Bazooka to the sky. He made a single shot to the sky and it exploded into millions of pieces giving out the message.
Happy White Day!
Also, bunches of gunpowder remnants fell to the ground along with chocolate and marshmallows for everyone.
This caused Edel to, once again, go on a demonic rampage.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS DAMN EXPLOSIVE MESS!" Edel howled to the high heavens.
Ryota-Okay…2 days late for White Day….I'm really sorry. (Bows down nine times) Alright, I have one thing to say.
NO MORE HOLIDAY SPECIALS FOR MANY MONTHS!
I'm sorry, since I don't count the specials as actual chapters it makes this story hasn't gone beyond Chapter 4. (Falls to ground in despair) I know you guys probably…maybe…perhaps….enjoy these specials but now!
I…really wanna get back to writing extremely random subjects.
OKAY! CHAPTER 5 IS NEXT! IT'S QUITE SPECIAL ACTUALLY!
Also, chapter 6 is still up for grabs! Make a request now and I'll post it on any even-numbered chapter! Remember to…
-Give the Chapter a Title that has something to do with the content!
-Punch the content to me!
-You can also say which character this can be circulated around if you want!
Thank you for reading and Happy Belated White Day!
(I'll start replying to reviews on le chapter 5~~~which is very special.)