Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 5-DON'T GO OVERBOARD WHEN YOU PARTY!
Ryota-Oh hells to the yes! I've been waiting to type this chapter for so long! Now….look back to chapter 5 of the first Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! story….Now relate it to THIS chapter 5. See the connection?
Arme-I think most people haven't actually read the first one yet….because you made this 2 separate installments and all.
Ryota-QUIET! Don't belittle me! People can still flip back and see which chapter 5 I'm talking about! Not all of them are dimwitted like you!
Arme-Hmph, thank god you didn't say such a thing to Elesis or you'd be a bloody mess.
Ryota-Anyways! If you haven't realized yet….I BE BRINGING BACK DA HOST CLUB! YEEEAH! LET'S PARTAY! Let'sa go!
Lass-(Holds up sign) Disclaimer: Why the hell would Ryota own Grand Chase? He's just a useless fanfiction author that can't organize stories correctly.
Ryota-(Throws Mushroom at Lass's face)
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 5-DON'T GO OVERBOARD WHEN YOU PARTY!
Edel stared at her map of the academy with a focused look in her eyes.
"Are we there yet?" our white haired Goddess, Rin, asked the clean freak.
Edel flashed a glare at Rin and then looked at her map again. "This school's map is way to freaking complicated! I mean who puts a cage for a FREAKING GIANT PRAYING MANTIS next to a class that's made for specific people that have extreme fear of the world!? ACTUALLY WHY ARE THERE EVEN PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!" Edel exclaimed, putting the map closer to her face just to check if their really was a class like that.
"Aaaah, and another Tsukkomi is born. Looks like she is a rare occurrence that won't join the ranks of Elesis, Lire, and Ley." Arme yawned as she looked around the big red hall around them, searching for that single destination that they wanted to enter.
Edel studied the incomprehensible map harder. "WHY IS THERE A STAND FOR SMOKED MEAT PRODUCTS NEXT TO TRASH SITE!? Are they trying to say that those who enjoy meat are equivalent to trash?!" Edel made another exclamation, and then was suddenly distracted by a single piece of lint that nobody would be able to notice. Edel's face widened while her mouth went further into a frown. Her face began to become dark as she stared at the piece of lint that seemed to scream "Come at me girl, I know you can't crap to me!" while smirking and such.
Edel began to exude an aura of rage as her hair began to float in the air. She pulled out a broom out of right side of her back as if she was unsheathing a sword from her side. She also pulled out a smaller broom from her left side as if she was pulling out a knife and spun it around in her left hand. Above her, a screen appeared.
Edel has obtained the new job-Dirt Assassin
Edel roared, her aura of rage growing bigger. I guess we can call it….
THE DUSTKILLER RAGE!
And stuff….Anyways, Edel charged at the small piece of lint and slammed her broom onto the ground, making it fly into the air. Edel's eye flashed as the small piece of lint flew within her eye line. She spun her small broom in her left hand quickly and slashed at it as if she was using a dagger skillfully.
"Bite the dust!" Edel said her corny line as she finished the attack.
The lint was sliced clean into two; don't ask me how that physically works with a mini broom. Just…don't ask….you don't need logic in this story anyways.
Arme and Rin applauded as Edel finished are attack, landing on the ground while putting her hand onto the ground to catch herself. Apparently she jumped, nobody knows when though. Probably when she attacked the evil piece of lint. Edel gave a look of disgust at the piece of lint she just cut in 2. Actually, she just made the whole situation worst since the lint has now technically been "divided" meaning there's more lint than before on the ground. Edel's mind snapped when she realized this. Edel glared down at the lint, holding up her large mop once more.
And then began to shoot rapidly at the divided piece of lint with her pistol. Edel sighed in relief once she saw that the piece of lint was no more.
"Ah…Edel." Arme called the white haired clean freak.
"What?!" she hissed at Arme, bullets pierced into the ground and ceiling below and above her, smoke emitting out of them.
"The place we were looking for is over there." Arme pointed a finger at a large door with a Grandark eye on it that was somehow unharmed when Edel went on a rampage with her pistol.
Arme folded up the map and beckoned for the other 2 girls to follow as she walked behind the growing crowd of extremely generic students with no specific design on them.
"Ugh! I can't! I can't see over these black shadows of super minor level characters!" Arme squeaked, trying to jump up.
"That's just making an excuse for your height isn't it?" Edel asked, picking up Arme's petite body up. "Is Lass a lolicon?"
"Shut up! Don't talk about me like that!" Arme snapped while she sat on Edel's shoulders.
"You're not defending Lass?!"
Suddenly, the big Grandark-eye designed door opened and bellowed white smoke and flashing lights.
"Welcome, my dear puppies…." A male voice was heard throughout the smoke.
"I hope you're ready for a real fun night." Another male voice echoed out of the flashy entrance.
"The world will shake as if begin our EXPLOSIVE and COOL party right here in this club tonight." A third male voice joined the fray.
The smoke suddenly cleared as three figures were made out at the flashing entrance.
The first was a blindfolded student. The student had long gray hair while having it tied up in a tiny ponytail and he wore a dark green suit. He had his hand held out as if grabbing stars in the air.
"Main Host #1! Zero!" the blindfolded student shouted.
The second student had orange hair that sometimes went to caramel brown at times. He had a huge bazooka latched to his back, which we probably haven't seen in awhile, and was wearing a maroon tuxedo while he had 2 precious Eyeteeths latched onto his sides. He had a single finger covering a smirk and cool eyes looking down onto the crowd.
"Main Host #2. Rufus!" the Sadist student smirked.
The third silhouette revealed a white haired male student that could sometimes be mistaken as a girl's. He had a white suit on with a blue tie. He had his hands in his pockets and a rose in his mouth while he looked away blushing. This whole posture gave him a whole Tsundere look.
"M-M-Maaaain Host #3…..Lass." the unenthusiastic student muttered.
"Kyaaaah!" Various female students that are completely irrelevant and act as mindless fangirls squealed when all 3 of them popped out.
Meanwhile, Arme was drooling just a bit as she watched the embarrassed Lass to the horror of Edel. Edel threw Arme face-first onto the ground when the first drop of drool hit her hair.
Back to the big door entrance with flashing white lights, 2 more males jumped over the Lass, Zero, and Rufus and landed onto the sides of the door while bowing like a butler.
"Welcome good guests." The orange one bowed and flashed a shining smile. "I hope you enjoy your stay."
"Indeed," The black haired one gave a grin at the crowd. "Because you're all worth it." He said. OH! Sieghart's old catch phrase! Or should I say….HOSTPHRASE!
The whole crowd cheered and mauled Zero, Rufus, and Lass in order to get in and take the best tables.
"W-Wait….y-y-you have to sign in…" Lass wheezed, raising his hand up weakly while he laid face first on the ground with foot prints all over him.
"Come on you three, get to work." Sieghart said, motioning at the entrance to the host club.
"Y-Yes…" Zero groaned, getting up slowly.
Only to get an aerial kick in the face by a certain green haired demon.
"WHY THE HELL IS ZERO ONE OF THE MAIN MASCOTS?! MY FRIGGING INSIGNA IS ON THE DOOR!" Irrelevant Host Gran complained.
"Don't give me such a lame title! I should be…" Gran posed with a fedora. "Top Secret Host 0-Gran."
"That would work more with Zero wouldn't it? Because his name is Zero and all." Eclipse walked up beside Gran and gave a quick swipe at his head. "Get in the kitchen Zero. You need to stop Ronan from using his Hostphrase, it's getting annoying since last year." Eclipse told Zero.
Zero nodded and slowly got up and struggled into the kitchen while dragging a leg.
Lass got up and cracked various parts of his body back into place, the flexibility of an Assassin. "Is Zero gonna be okay." Lass asked.
"He's good and sturdy. The boy will be fine. Gran, get back to work by serving the customers. NO COURTING FEMALES! You'll scare out customers!" Eclipse snapped at Gran, stopping him from going to a table that had girls crowding around a smiling and innocent Jin while a jealous Amy puffed her cheeks and began to stuff her mouth with pie and various sweets.
Gran disdainfully walked away to pick up plates and serve the guests without saying anything to them.
Lass smiled and began to walk in the same direction. "I guess I'll just go take care of the cherry pies then." He grinned put was stopped by Eclipse grabbing his shoulder.
"Don't you dare Lass…." She growled.
"Huh?" he squeaked with a dreadful expression on his face.
"Last time you did such a thing you ended up in the bathroom and made a huge red mess on the floor. Do you know how painful it was to clean it all up?" Eclipse hissed and pointed a finger at Gran's nose. "YOU ARE NOT TO PILFER FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S CHERRY PIES NOR ARE YOU ABLE TO OFFER ANYTHING CHERRY RELATED!" Eclipse commanded.
Lass gawked at this. "No….No…." he squeaked.
"And for safety measures…" Eclipse snapped her fingers and Rufus jumped up. "Keep watch on him Rufus, and also change him into….that. Have Sieghart and Ryan assist you." Eclipse ordered him.
Rufus gave a thumb up. "Yes Ma'am fellow Sadist." He grinned.
"Don't downgrade me to the level of a pig like you." Eclipse glared at Rufus.
Rufus held his hands up. "Whoa, calm down missy, I got it." He concurred and slowly turned to Lass while Sieghart and Ryan flanked him.
"It's time Lass…" Rufus sneered and pull out the one, the only….
DARK ASSASIN CAT MAID LASS suit!
Lass widened his eyes in horror. "No cherries….plus this? Wait, we're in a host club! You can't just change me into a maid!" Lass retorted.
A few minutes later, Lass was pulling his skirt down embarrassedly as both guys and girls ogled at him.
"Don't stare so much! It's embarrassing!" Lass yelled, making everybody, both guys and girls, smile.
"Such a cute maid…"
"He definitely looks good in it…"
"I doubt my sexuality now…"
"All of you shut up!" Lass screamed, and looked down while blushing.
Rufus smiled down on Lass, clearly enjoying this. He pushed Lass forward. "Go on, serve your masters now." He smirked.
"Don't talk to me! Get back to your shooting platform!" Lass yapped at Rufus and went to serving food coming straight from Ronan and Zero.
At this very moment, Edel, Rin, and Arme finally made it into the Host Club. Arme laid eyes on the great sight that had beheld her.
"Ki…Ki…KYAAAAAH!" Arme squealed as she stared at DACM Lass and passed out from a prompty nosebleed.
Edel gave a disgusted face at Lass and walked away to be seated at a table.
Lass fell to his knees and sobbed.
Rin simply began watching Rufus's gun show and began moaned whenever something was shot.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen….
Ronan flipped his bangs while blue sparkles emitted from it and fell into the food he was cooking using his pan.
"How fabulous of this food, it's like you'll be able to feel and touch the rainbow." Ronan said, looking down on the steak he was frying. Geez, this all feels really familiar….
Shio suddenly jumped in while he had a purple tux on. "WHAT KIND OF CATCH PHRASE IS THAT?! YOUR FOOD ISN'T EVEN THE COLOR OF THE RAINBOW!" he exclaimed.
Ronan smirked at Shio. "Is it really?" Ronan snapped his fingers, and suddenly variously colored foods ranging from blue berry cake to dark purple sweet potatos appeared behind a curtain.
Shio widened his mouth in awe. "Wha…" Shio twitched his left eye.
"Oh yeah, I cooked all of those at Ronan's request." Zero said, putting another plate of strawberry shortcake at the serving table.
"So Ronan has no right to say his catch phrase if you cooked them all! Actually it seems like you're the only one cooking!" Shio exclaimed while taking the strawberry shortcake to give it to their guests.
"Just shut up and satisfy the female customers Shio." Zero sighed.
"How did you even cook all of these even though you're blind anyways?" Shio asked Zero.
Zero shrugged, flipping a sunny-side up egg out of his pan and having it land on Ronan's face.
"…Never mind…" Shio left with out a word; actually he came back for one more thing.
"It's not Shio, its Dio!"
Elesis looked at her surroundings. "This place has gotten to be an eyesore…" she moaned in boredom, her steak growing cold at the table.
"Don't be like that; you're wasting an animal's life. Eat your food." Lire scolded Elesis, ripping her salad apart and devouring it.
Mari flipped another page in her book.
"Elllllllllllly!" Ronan and Ryan suddenly appeared out of nowhere, sliding and sitting down at their table.
"How will we satisfy you ladies today?" Ryan's eye twinkled while he stared at Lire lovingly.
He got an arrow pierced into the part of his head that didn't bleed soon after.
Ronan was off worse…or better. Depends on which side of the pocky you're eating.
See, he got the typical beating and all, but he was breathing as if he enjoyed it. I don't know what goes through that blue kid's mind.
Out of nowhere a hand grabbed Ronan''s head. His body was forced to turn towards a glaring pink eyed, white haired girl in a tux.
"Rooooonan…" Eclipse sang with a hint of evil. "You were supposed to be in the kitchen helping Zero..." she growled at him.
"W-W-Well you see…I just couldn't help but go and see my beloved and all…." Ronan stuttered.
"Oh really…..Elesis." Eclipse looked at Elesis with a dark look, and for once…Elesis may have had a look of fear on her face. "Are you Ronan's beloved?"
"…" Elesis looked away blushing. "O-O-O-OF course not! That's just…..PREPOSTUROUS!" Elesis used a big word in her denial while being a Tsundere.
Eclipse looked back to Ronan. "There you have it, now get back into the kitchen." Eclipse then did a roundhouse kick into Ronan's back, making him fly into the kitchen, though he smiled all the way because of how cute Elesis was when she denied their relationship….that was all in his head. At least that's what it seemed to other people anyways.
Eclipse looked at Ronan who was currently having Lire sit on his back while pulling his front forward. She put a thumb up, to whom we don't know.
Lire looked down onto her target with a smile. "What's wrong Ryan? Is this all you can bend?" Lire asked him.
"OF COURSE NOT! I CAN DO BETTER!" Ryan exclaimed. People should think before getting a random answer in their head.
Mari turned another page in her book, next to her Sieghart was still trying to solve a simple math problem that Mari gave him when he went over to her. Such a flawless being Mari is. Though how did Sieghart become a teacher if he can't finish such a problem?
Asin shook his head at the orange headed host and sighed at what the Host Club has come to.
"Asin, can you break another board?" a girl next to him asked. He flicked a wooden board she gave him with a finger, cracking it into 2 pieces. He stared jealously at Jin, who was having innocent girls fawning over him while he had nothing but martial art-obsessed girls that would love to try and break him in a fight flowing over to him. Actually one of them was trying to break his arm right now, but his bones were much too strong.
"Just stop please, it's tiring…" Asin groaned, and then noticed Amy stuffing her mouth with sweets while having a pout. He grinned and was currently thinking up a way to poke fun at Jin and Amy now. He stood up and walked away from his current position to the dismay of the martial arts-obsessed girls, and a few males, around him.
Asin walked over to Amy and set his arm down on the table.
"Hey Amy…." He grinned at the pink haired girl.
Amy looked behind Asin.
"What is it?" he chuckled. "Is there a bug next to me or something?" Asin suddenly felt a gigantic force of a fist slam into his back. "GUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAH." Asin yelped in sloooow-mooooootion.
Jin, our brave red lion Host, had his fist dig into Asin's back in slooooow mooootion.
"Don't touch Amy! She's mine!" Jin yelled at Asin as his head got stuck into a irrelevant painting.
Jin grabbed Amy's hands and looked into her eyes. "No matter what, I will be yours. Your personal Host." Jin declared.
"Oh Jin….." aaand they hugging begins. I'm so jealous…Imeanwhat! Don't listen to me! Don't listen to the author's monologue!
"Too late for that…" DACM Lass muttered, holding up the beaten body of a guy who tried to touch his butt.
"HAHAHA!"
"Aaaagh! Another annoying character appears out of nowhere!" Lass exclaimed, throwing the body of the guy at Rufus, smacking Rufus's face.
"My, my, you all seem to be trying so hard to earn money off of this Host Club! Never fear! Your best host is here! Behold! The one, the only! VEIGAS!" Veigas let his arms fly free as he floated in wearing a host suit.
"…." All of the hosts simply stared at him.
"Hey, can I kill him? His ego is really pissing me off." Gran said, pointing at Veigas.
"I don't want to hear that from you, you're ego is big enough to make the Pacific Ocean seem like a puddle you damn pig." Eclipse replied.
Gran sobbed into his hands, his ego going down like crazy. My, my, he can't take such a sadistic comment huh?
"Don't talk to me!" Gran cried into Zero's chest.
"It's okay Gran, just revert to your usual self and let go of me please." Zero muttered tiredly from all the cooking he had to do and patted Gran's green head.
BL fans everywhere had their hearts taken at that moment.
Veigas floated over to a pink haired girl. "Hey sweetums, how bout' you have a little bit of this." Veigas slid a cup of wine towards the pink haired girl.
Eclipse punched Veigas's face.
"That's not accepted in a school environment!" she snapped at him.
'We have such a feisty manager huh." Sieghart noted, finally solving the single, simple, math problem. He looked at Mari next to him only to see she has already left in order to avoid anymore commotion.
Back to Eclipse and Veigas…
Veigas shrugged and shook his head. "If you want the Host Club to be high class you've gotta have wine you know." he sighed.
Eclipse smacked Veigas's face, damn she really is feisty. "This is a school host club." She growled.
"Stiiill, you need a good environment and service in order to make great Host Club." He replied.
Eclipse brought a container of a brown liquid.
Gran gasped and back away. "TH-TH-THAT'S…!"
For Eclipse was holding none other than the….SOY SAUCE!
"MY EYES! I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER THIS!" Gran screamed, holding his eyes as he remembered the horrible soy sauce attack Eclipse hit him before last year.
"Shut up now Veigas…" Eclipse smiled at Veigas while radiating a killing intent.
Veigas shut up after seeing Gran's reaction.
"Aaaah, whuz up wiz you guz?" the pink haired girl slurred behind Eclipse and Veigas. Everybody turned towards her.
In the seat Ley was swaying while a purple aura emitted from her dangerously. On the table was an empty glass of wine.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Shio screamed. "LEY CANNOT TAKE HER LIQUOR AND WILL GET DRUNK EASILY! EVERYBODY TAKE COVER! SHE CAN'T CONTROL HERSELF!" Shio screamed a warning out to everybody in the Host Club and took cover underneath the table.
"Aaaaaah, whyz erryboday runnin urway?" Ley asked, her familiars suddenly popping out and drunkenly attacking anything they see due to their master's state. Ley was having no better as projectiles were randomly being blasted everytime her hand went up.
"Ah, Shio!" she slurred towards Shio who was underneath the table.
"I-I-I-I-I-It's not Shio…" Shio shivered as Ley pulled him out of the table.
"Yur know, yuuz looks a zad bit cute today…." Ley muttered.
"Eh?" Shio stared at Ley in surprise.
"Yee, jus' ike a preschooler…" Ley muttered.
"Ah…this is bad…." Shio muttered.
"What's wrong?" DACM Lass asked, holding up a platter for defense.
"Well, Ley was a really troublesome and destructive kid when she was younger so…I'm guessing she's a bit in that state right now…we might not survive today." Shio said.
Jin hugged Amy. "I won't let that happen to you!"
"I'm scared Jinny!" Amy squeaked.
Ah, somebody send this happy couple to another place already!
"Ah, the author's jealousy is showing." DACM Lass said, picking up the passed out Arme and carrying her out the door before she got harmed.
"Ah, can somebody help me? Please?" Shio requested.
"Meet your doom Dio!" Veigas smirked and cackled.
"Alriiight~" Shio smiled. "Because you said my name right~"
"Alright Ley, out this way…." Mari held flashing sticks and pointed them out the backdoor as if she was a traffic moderator.
"When'd she even get back in here?!" Shio exclaimed, and then realized what was happening. "Wait! Don't let her kill me!" he begged.
Sieghart clapped his hands together and closed his eyes as if praying. "May the sacrifice save us all."
"DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS!" Shio begged.
On the outside of the Host Club, Bestair and Rita were walking with arms linked.
"How about we go in there? It just re-opened! It'll be interesting to see student activity!" Rita suggested to Bestair.
Bestair thought about this, because there was a reaaaally purple aura emitting from the entrance and people were leaving in a hurry.
Suddenly there was a scream of pain.
"We're not going." Bestair said.
"Yeah, I thought so. I agree we shouldn't go." Rita nodded.
And the pair walked past the Host Club, never looking back at it again.
Mmmmm, I'm so tired. I shouldn't type after studying. Oh well….Next chapter is a request chapter! I've got the request in order! I may make some odd number chapters request chapters at points but yeah, this is what I got today~
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