Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR! Chapter 6-Why have an egg if you have a chicken.
Ryota-Hey, hey, hey! I'm baaaack! Woot! Time for some fun time random writing!
Lass-You mean after you took a, how long was it, 7 MONTH HIATUS!
Ryota-Now, now, don't get your knots all tied up in a bunch.
Sieghart-(Yawns) Whatever, I got enough sleep while you're not around.
Ryota-Anyways, I haven't written humor in awhile so I may or may not be able to do things nicely this chapter…Try to enjoy? Anywho disclaimer!
Lass-Uuuh, Ryota doesn't own Grand Chase or (flips table) I'M DONE! I QUIT! I DON'T WANNA BE NEAR THIS IRRESPONSIBLE GUY ANYMORE! (leaves)
Also! Important notice! Since this is another even number chapter this is a request chapter by someone who preferred to be anonymous so please enjoy!
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! THE REPEATED YEAR! Chapter 6- Why have an egg if you have a chicken?
The class of GC-17- well it should be GC-20 now but who cares- was having a peaceful day for once in their lives. They were doing the things sane, pure, students were doing and simply chatting with one another until class starts. However, as you all know, this peacefulness does not last for long. After all this is the class of GC-17 we're talking about and peace is pretty much blasphemy here in this cave full of…
Bang
The door to the classroom opened up, sending a wave of dust to flow throughout the classroom and, speak of the devil, our very own Sieghart-Sensei entered!
"All of you brats sit down." Sieghart-Sensei yawned, slamming his attendance book on the teacher's desk. Immediately the teacher desk broke in half, dropping all of its containment onto the ground. However, O' noble Sieghart-Sensei paid this no mind and look up at his students as they all dashed around, getting into their seats.
"Soooo…we've got a new project on our hands today." Sieghart-Sensei blatantly blurted out, clapping his hands, looking around with a straight expression on his face.
"So suddenly?" Arme mumbled. "Oh well, it shouldn't be that hard right?" she whispered to Lass.
"As long as it is not too ridiculo-oooh right, I forgot where all of us are learning at." Lass sighed, remembering the setting they were in as he absent mindedly flipped through the magazine on his desk.
Zero massaged his neck. "Let's just hurry up and get this over with…" he said.
"You guys sure are calm about this whole predicament." Sieghart-Sensei noted and then pulled a small box out from his professor's coat. "Well then, hopefully nobody flips a table for what I'm going to tell you." Sieghart Sensei began to open the lid to his box and a shining light began to emit from it. "Your project today is to…" The students of GC-17 cranked their necks forward, curious of what emits the golden light glittering in front of their eyes. Soon the glowing ended and what was within the box was….
"Eggs."
"…" the class was in silent shock.
Sieghart Sensei held up his hand. "Hold on, before you all go crazy I have something to inform all of you." He coughed. "You see uh, you've gotta…take care of these eggs as if they were your own child. It's kind of like a, um, one of those things, you know, that parenting kind of project." He finished, sounding very unsure himself.
"…" the class was in an even shock-ier silence than before until one of them finally broke.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Lass, our good old straight man of every punch line, hollered, flipping his desk. However he put a little more pizzazz in this desk flip and, after the desk flew into the air, he through a bomb at it, having it be set aflame.
"We seriously have to take care of a….unfertilized egg?" Arme asked, trying to stay calm.
"Well, yeah, I guess you do. It's pretty hardcore if you think about it, the egg has a risk to break every step you take and all and you've gotta make sure your egg stays safe from any other dangers. This assignment is probably one of those responsibility tasks, or you could call it EGG-sponsibility! Haha…..ha…." Sieghart-Sensei laughed awkwardly.
"Then? So we technically just take an egg and make sure it stays safe for how long?" Shio asked with a twitching eye of annoyance.
"The task lasts for this entire week." He answered. "Why are you all so irritated with this kind of experience? It's perfect to teach you all something about caring for something small! You guys may have children or something in the future and will have to make sure they're safe right?" Sieghart-Sensei reasoned.
"Yay! So Jinny and I are going to have children in the future! It's confirmed!" Amy cheered, putting her hands in the air.
"Woooo!" Jin cheered alongside Amy.
"Chil-dren, Chil-dren, Chil-dren!" the two love bound idiots cheered together in unison.
"Do you guys even know how children are made?!" Asin demanded of the two, turning his silver head around quickly.
Amy tapped her chin in thought, "Hmmmm…isn't it when 2 people announce their everlasting love for one another that a child will sprout their hand out of the ground and then dig their body upwards and into their new parent's arms?" Amy guessed.
Jin nodded. "Yeah, yeah, that seems like the most possible and realistic way!" he agreed.
"When the hell did human children become Mandrakes? That description is hardly realistic, the birth of the baby would look the beginning of a zombie apocalypse! That would be damn scary!" Asin yelled. "Do you guys even read about baby making?!"
Amy patted her chest. "Love is all you need!" she replied.
"That's hardly helping in the process!" Asin retorted.
Jin grabbed his collar. "Do you doubt the power of love?" he growled.
"Now, now, all of you calm down. I still need to explain the premise of this whole project." Sieghart Sensei sighed, setting the box onto his desk and then remembered he didn't have one, causing gravity to send the box full of eggs to the ground and into a yolky mess. Sieghart-Sensei blinked, and then continued on like nothing happened.
"The project will take the entire week as I've said before, each day having a different event than the next. The first event…" Sieghart-Sensei pulled an egg hidden in his chest pocket up. "Is to paint something onto your egg and then give it its own identity, just as if it was your own child! Afterwards present that egg you are all so proud of to the entire class!" Sieghart-Sensei announced, staring at the egg as it glowed.
"Oooooh, are we finally learning how to take care of animals now?" Lire clapped her hands.
"No, like I said before it's unfertilized…." Arme muttered.
"Let's just hurry up and get through it…" Shio sighed, laying his head back.
"That's the spirit Shio." Sieghart-Sensei nodded approvingly at the demon.
"It's not Shio, its Dio!" Shio hissed.
The egg child creating began! What kinds of things shall everybody make this time!?
"Well, it doesn't seem to bad…" Lass mumbled, picking up his brush and carefully sliding it across his pure white egg.
Bang.
The egg suddenly exploded in his hands. Lass's eyes immediately turned to Rufus. Rufus was examining his egg intently with a brush in hand. He twirled his face to Lass with an innocent look that clearly made him guilty.
"YOU BASTARD!" Lass shouted, he got up and began to jump over desk to grab at Rufus, however Rufus side-stepped him with ease with his egg in hand, causing Lass's face to land in Rufus's desk.
"Hey now, you could've hurt my poor Executioner Jr.!" Rufus whimpered mockingly.
"YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME AND YOU ALSO KILLED MY PROJECT!" Lass hollered at him.
Rufus shrugged in confusion. "Whaaaaaaat, I would never try to kill you my dear brother." He chuckled. "You're so silly."
"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME FOR 20 CHAPTERS AND 8 SPECIALS NOW!" Lass defended angrily, unsheathing his Nodachi.
"Oh my, how barbaric!" Rufus said, pulling out his Eyeteeth.
…This would be a good time to time skip to when everyone is done because…there was a lot of things going on afterwards that could not be put into words the only things I can say is
BANG
BOOM
WHAKACHA
UNICORN
I think you probably get the gist of it. So onto presentations!
"Ahem, eeeh, well let's just have each of you bring an egg to the front and introduce the horrors-I mean the wonderful designs you've all created." Sieghart-Sensei said. "First up, Elesis!" he looked at the red head in the back.
She was asleep.
"Okay next." He continued on uncaringly.
"Wait what?!" Edel demanded.
"Hm?"
"You can't just skip over a student like that! That's irresponsible of a teacher!" she scolded.
"Well then, Edel your next." Sieghart-Sensei said.
"Huh!?" Edel uttered in surprise.
"Hurry up, everybody's waiting." He chided impatiently.
"Um, ah, eh, okay…" Edel muttered and picked up her egg, it was painted quite nicely and neatly, as to be expected of a clean freak. The colors were mixed with pure white and a cerulean blue color underneath and an extremely detail smile on the middle. She walked up to front of the classroom and held it up. "Um, this is my…egg, it's name is…" suddenly, a speck of dust floated downwards from the ceiling and onto Edel's egg.
BANG
Edel had thrown the egg into the air and shot it with her pistol. "I'm sorry, I have to start over, it got contaminated." She said and then went back to her seat.
"Aye, aye." Sieghart-Sensei replied uncaringly, sitting on a foldable chair and reading more JUMP. "Alright, people go up from there. You should all be able to finish it by the end of class." He yawned.
Next up was Ronan. He held up his egg. "THIS EGG…!" He shouted. "IT IS THE LOVE CHILD OF ELESIS AND-" a spear was thrown and pierced straight through the red and blue egg, splattering it all over the place as the spear went through the board.
"Yay, good job Ronan." Sieghart-Sensei cheered in a bored tone.
"But-" Ronan fell to his knees. "Our child…" he sobbed, hugging the remaining yolk on the ground.
"Does he realize that he's hugging yolk and getting his sleeves all dirty?" Gran asked.
"Hehe! Next is us Jinny!" Amy exclaimed, putting her hands up.
"Alright, time to show off our pride and joy at baby-making!" Jin fist pumped.
"Oi, that sounds obscene." Asin grumbled.
Jin and Amy stood at the front of the class and held their egg up.
"This is our egg, its name is Jamy!" Amy introduced the egg with a red painted on it's head and pink clothing attached to its bottom.
"It's a beautiful child!" Jin exclaimed brightly.
Ronan applauded. "It's beautiful alright!" he sobbed into his arms covered with the yolk of his 'child'.
"You're getting it everywhere Ronan, remain in that spot." Lass grumbled as the yolk began to fly everywhere from Ronan's swaying.
Afterwards was Arme's appearance. Her egg had no special appearance, no colors, nothing.
"Arme, I thought I told you to make your egg special." Sieghart-Sensei sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"It is, right? What's your name boy?" Arme asked the egg.
"My name is Egleston Eggorion EGADS Yolkenburg." The egg opened up in the middle, splattering all of it's white, slimy, yolk, everywhere. Ooooooh yeah, wait what huh!?
"The author is so perverted, I swear he should just go die in a hole!" Eclipse hissed through the fourth wall.
Well I'm sorry; human nature is hard to break.
Anyways, back to the talking egg.
"So…you made it talk?" Zero questioned.
Arme nodded.
"That's interesting." Mari thought aloud.
"Yes, yes, very special indeed." Sieghart-Sensei muttered in a bored manner. "Not the first talking egg I've seen though."
"I knew you would say that so I trained it to do tricks!" Arme looked at Egleston Eggorion EGADS Yolkenburg. "Do the fountain!"
Egleston Eggorion EGADS Yolkenburg leaned its top half back and then began to gurgle.
"Um…wait a second, that's not supposed to KYAH!" Arme yelped as yolk began to explode like a volcano out of the small egg, getting all over the students, and the girls, of course.
Rin moaned. "Oh my goooood!"
Eclipse stood up, outraged. "WHEN DID THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER BECOME PERVERTED?!" she demanded, whipping the white yolk out of her hair.
"It's a chapter about eggs, you can't have one without some dirty things." Gran yawned slowly moving his hand towards the spot between his legs to get some nice, white, yolk off.
Eclipse kicked his desk down, knocking him over. "HEY! DON'T REACH DOWN THERE YOU DAMN, LECHEROUS, PERVERT!" she shrilled at him.
Sieghart Sensei closed his JUMP. "I think it's best if we end the day here, before we get our humor upgraded to M rated humor…." He said.
And so ended the 1st day of the Project of Egg-sponsibility
The second day was actually a sport event!
It was an event where eggs were to be thrown at one another and caught! Everybody was paired up and took action out in the fields. Apparently this was to teach some kind of responsibility…..
"Who in their right mind would want to throw their own child at another person to catch?" Shio asked, catching Ley's egg carefully with his one regular hand.
SPLAT
Ley decided it would be a good idea to have her butler catch the egg in his big palms instead.
Shio glared at Ley. He called his small butler Sebastian over.
"Y-Yes M-Master Shi-Dio?" Sebastian uttered quietly.
Shio slammed the egg onto Sebastian's head.
"Oi…" Ley growled behind Shio.
"What?" was the last thing he uttered before Ley began to bend his arm back.
"That was successor!" Ley hissed at him.
"Why would you make an egg your successor!?"
"He was meant for great things, he would be called 'the Yolk Spiller' for all the blood he would spill of his enemies." Ley told Shio.
"That's probably impossible since eggs can't hold guns or weapons for that matter!" Shio yelped as the bending got rougher.
"YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!" Ley threw Shio to her left hard.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Shio screamed as he flew through the air.
"I got it! I got it! Don't worry Edel! I got-AGH!" Veigas grunted as Shio crashed into the Asmodian. The two rolled together across the grasses until they finally hit a rock and stopped rolling with Shio on top of Veigas.
"Owww…" Veigas opened his eyes and looked up to see Shio dangerously close to his face. "Diiiiio!" he yelled in his face. That's when Veigas felt a hand on his 'certain spot' he looked down to see…
Shio's hand
On his….you get the idea.
"DIIIIIIIO NOW YOU'RE TAKING THAT EGG FROM ME!?" Veigas roared at him.
"Wh-What?" Shio uttered, confused.
Then Edel came in and saw the scene, her eyes widened, her face reddened, and then the rapier came out, fun, fun.
"FIIIIIILTHY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS OUTSIDE! DO IT IN A BEDROOM!" Edel screeched as sounds of a swiping sword and a gunshots were heard that day.
"WHY DID THE CHAPTER GO TO-L**E-RU MALE ON MALE VERSION!?" Shio screamed into the day.
And so…..the 2nd day ended without a hitch
The 3rd day of the week contained a rather elaborated event. It was a maze of eggs, and the students were forced to traverse through them and reach the end where a Sidt pet remained on a pillar.
By the way, that Sidt pet was the thing that laid all of the eggs for the class.
Anyways, it seems we have our first group, oh it's the demon swords group! Zero, Gran and Eclipse!
"So...we just put these on and walk through the maze of eggs?" Gran asked, holding a blindfold up in his hands.
"That's impossible! Only an idiot would do such a thing!" Eclipse shouted outrageously.
"Ahem," the 2 turned to look at Zero.
"Lets go," all three said, blindfolded and arms strung together.
All 3 strolled through the maze of eggs, following a path lined with eggs by Zeros guidance In the middle.
"Agh!" Gran yelped as he stepped in some of the eggs to his right.
"Oi watch it stupid Gran!" Eclipse hissed.
"Oh by the way..." Zero began.
"Huh?!" Gran twirled his head to Zero.
"That was someone's egg you just stepped on." Zero stated.
"Eh?"
"Rather it was specifically Jin and Amy's egg actually, you can just smell that sweet scent they covered it in." Zero added.
"Eh?"
"JAAAAAAMY!" Right then the two lovebirds came rushing over, ripping their blindfolds off And knocking Gran out of the way.
"It was you!" Jin turned to Gran with a furious look as Amy cried on the ground.
"Wait a sec, I was blindfolded! I shouldn't have known!" Gran begged, raising up a hand.
Jin raised his fist and then punched Gran, ignoring his pleads.
"Aaaaaaaaaah!" Gran screamed.
"now in just 3 seconds he wil..." Zero began.
SPLAT
"...land in a pile of rotten eggs." He finished.
"ugh, aaaaaaugh!" Gran groaned, swimming in the smelly egg carcasses.
"How can you tell?" Eclipse asked curiously.
"I'm blind." Zero answered simply.
"...Ah..." Eclipse responded.
"Augh! I think I got some in my mouth!" Gran yelped.
That...was kind of what happened during the third day of the project...Huh.
Now on the 4th day it was absolute chaos, even more chaotic than the class usually is.
It began in the middle of class, everybody was seated, waiting to hear what their next outrageous task was. Sieghart-Sensei coughed. "Well it's the 4th day, its impressiv that you're all still sane-I mean I hope you learned something from the past few days." Sieghart-Sensei said.
Lass snorted in disbelief.
"Anyways, today's task is to steal each other's eggs. You know, 'Egg-napping'!" Sieghart laughed.
"..." There was no response to the bland joke.
Sieghart sighed. "Of course, if your egg is not taken by the end of the day you'll get a prize and that prize is..." Sieghart Sensei snapped and out popped a certificate. "...a free pardon from the next project!" he anounced.
Immediately the whole room was thrown into chaos. Swords were drawn, arrows were shot, bazookas were pulled out, any and all weapons were used in this mad chase.
"Gimme your eggs! Gimme all of them!" Lass shouted like a crazed man as he swung his Nodachi around wildly.
"Like hell! I want all of the eggs!" Asin shouted over Lass.
"You bastards! Obey your king Dio and give me all the eggs!" Shio barked at everybody, kicking Asin down.
"Shut it Shio! I need those eggs NOW!" Eclipse yelled over the rambling.
"Wait, no, I'm supposed to assign you who to steal but...ah well, it's not like they're going to listen anyways..." Sieghart Sensei muttered, sitting back down into his foldable chair and opening his JUMP book. "Ah, the Na**to series is coming to an en-AAAAGH!" Sieghart roared in pain as an axe was stabbed into his head. He threw threw the JUMP down and stood up. "OKAY THATS IT BATTLE ROYALE IT IS!" Sieghart Sensei shouted and joined in on the struggles.
The battle was rigorous and harsh. Curses were thrown, blades were broken, and eggs were grabbed.
If you know what I-
"SHUT UP DONT REMIND ME!" Veigas cried, sending Deus Ex Machina to hit everybody.
After much
BOOMS
and
CAWS
and
RUB RUB RUBS
The battle ended and only one person stood above them all and that person was...
Mari
THE BEST GIRL.
Mari sighed, rubbing her foot on Ronan's Egg.
No not THAT egg god damn you all are dirty! His specially designed egg!
"I must not allow any character to skip out on future misfortunes." Mari said, closing her grimoire.
Though in all honesty if the Easter bunny were to come and see the mess they made of all of these eggs, it would totally die of shock. Egg shells were all over the floor, yolk covered everybody's body.
Oh my god this scene looks so wrong.
THAT was how the last event went around.
Oh did I say last event?
Yeah, that was the last event and the last school day would result in the total rewards to come.
Lass lifted up his face. "What?"
The 5th day of the project was a special treat. It was a feast of eggs!
From Omelets to Flans to Egg rolls, almost every egg dish desirable was placed there!
...And then there was another chaotic battle for the best bits of the food.
Suddenly Sieghart Sensei coughed loudly, interrupting the feasting. Everybody turned their heads to him.
"Uuuum, you see uuuh, I was supposed to kinda...document this whole event and all then turn it in to the headmaster but well..." Sieghart trailed off.
"You...you didn't..." Arme dropped her bowl of Egg Drop Soup.
"YEP! I completely forgot to document it! So we probably have to do this all again! Yaaaay!" Sieghart laughed.
"Guuuuuu..." A menacing aura began to surround Sieghart.
"Eh? Eh? AGH AGH! STOP IT! CALM DOWN!" Sieghart yelped as the class began to beat the immortal to pummel.
On the other side of table laid Pet Sidt, in complete despair, about how it had to lay eggs once more for this crazed class.
Even though it was actually a boy pet Sidt.
Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Dont ask how it works.
And that was how the class of GC-17 learned of Egg-sponsibilit, I mean responsibility.
Meanwhile in the classroom...
A door creaked open.
"So this is it..."
A boy with dark blue hair stepped into the class of GC-17
Ryota-Yaaay! Chapter 6 is done! Thank you for that anomynous request!
Arme-Took you long enough.
Ryota-Yeah, yeah, also, I maaay have a hard time writing this now since I haven't been focused on GC in AWILE. Like seriously the game has kinda become not very fun for me since KillerCombo took it over and did all these adjustments to it. I may be border-lining on quitting it...though don't worry I'll still see what's going on in GC so I can continue to write this fi. Well then, it seems Uno is coming next what will happen next time? Stay tuned.
Lass-And see if Ryota takes the time to update again.
Ryota-(Does the bowtow) IM SORRY! Try to bear with me please! I personally thank you all for even taking king the time to read this story!