Zeus and Umbridge
A/N: Hey readers! I managed to get ahold of a letter from Zeus, and Umbridge (whose letter is full of lies by the way), your requests will be granted soon, I promise.
Enjoy the letters! :)
Dear FanFiction,
I've noticed that none of you write any stories about me. I AM THE KING OF THE GODS! I at least want some stories that venerate me, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK! Well there was one…but that one doesn't count that was incest…WRITE SOME STORIES ABOUT ME OR I WILL ZAP YOU WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT!
-Lord Zeus
PS: Under no circumstances do I want my daughter Thalia anywhere near Hades' spawn. I order all Thalico stories to be banned.
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Isn't that letter a bit harsh?
Zeus: DO NOT QUESTION THE KING OF THE GODS, sea spawn!
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: okay…but…
Zeus: *glares*
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: *gulps* Yes, Lord Zeus.
Dear FanFiction,
I notice that in a lot of your stories I am portrayed as an evil honey-sweet toad. I happen to be a very delightful woman, and I don't like you authors warping my personality like that. I just believe that children need to be punished that's all.
-Dolores Umbridge
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: they were sticking to canon, actually. You ARE an evil toad. You gave Harry a blood quill, for heaven's sake!
Umbridge: Lies! Lies! I want you to take this blood quill and write "I must not tell lies" over and over again, just like Mr. Potter.
Me: *throws Umbridge down to the pits of Tartarus* Be gone!
ALL BETTER!
A/N: Hope you liked the chapter! :) Please review and feel free to send requests! :)
-poseidon's hufflepuff daughter