A/N: It is I, with more letters! Yeah, these ones are from Hades and Dumbledore. Sorry about slow updates, it IS hard to get these you know.
Enjoy! :)
Dear FanFiction,
As I recall, I was the only one to actually keep my oath on the Styx to not have any more kids AFTER World War II, unlike my idiot brothers.
*thunder rumbles*
*the waves of the sea rage*
OH, SHUT UP!
Nico and Bianca do not count; they were born BEFORE. SO WHY are you authors saying that I have a son called Harry Potter. No, I did NOT have an affair with Lily Potter. SO stop putting that in your stories or FACE MY UNDEAD SOLDIERS!
-Lord Hades
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Wooow… you gods are REALLY harsh in your letters.
Hades: I have no time to deal with an annoying sea spawn; you're just like your brother.
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Thank you!
Hades: That wasn't a compliment…argh never mind!
Dear FanFiction
In the kindest way possible, I'd like to tell you all that I most definitely do not want Harry's money; and I in no way am working against Harry or any of his friends at all. The only people I intend to work against with are Voldemort and his followers. The Weasley's are also a lovely family; and they in no way want Harry's money as well. I just want to remind you of this; even if I cannot stop you from writing them.
-Albus Dumbledore
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: FINALLY a NICE letter! Do you know how many self-centered and annoying letters I've been receiving these days?!
Dumbledore: Let me guess: Zeus, Hades, and Ares?
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: YES!
Dumbledore: I wish you luck, being a letter-carrier requires kindness and patience.
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: Thank you.
A/N: How'd you like it? Next ones are from the Stoll brothers, Jason Grace, and Piper McLean. Please review! :)
-poseidon's hufflepuff daughter
PS: I went on an UPDATING SPREE this weekend! (When I update two or more of my stories on one weekend) I posted a new story called "Happily Ever After?" and it is Percabeth without the war. Keep in mind there are Blood of Olympus spoilers in it, don't say I didn't warn you.