Athena, Poseidon, Leo, and Piper
A/N: I'm sorry; this was completely off of my requests. BUT THIS WILL BE FUNNY! I know, no HP in this one, but there will be in the next one. Sorry for not updating. Enjoy please! :)
Dear FanFiction,
Okay, as I recall, I've never given my permission for Percy and Annabeth to marry. I didn't even know they were dating; my mind crazy during the war with Gaea! And what is this Percabeth? Hey, chill a little, you can't stop the free love, right? I believe Annabeth is a great girl for my son. That's ANOTHER thing. What is this Pothena pairing!? I HATE Poseidon! Well, that hurt. Plus, you need to stop living in the past. You know the thing with the olive tree and my former girlfriend Medusa was millennia ago, right? Okay, you SERIOUSLY need to shut up. I just think the relationship is unwise, that's all. I think it's great! But I agree with you on the whole Pothena thing. Please don't write that.
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: THIS IS A LETTER, NOT A BICKERING LITTLE CONVERSATION!
Okay fine, we're done. Yeah…what's got your knickers in a twist?
-Athena and Poseidon
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: *sighs*
Dear FanFiction,
Do I seriously hit on every girl that's out of my league? YES, you DO repair boy! Okay, no one asked YOU, Piper! Okay, maybe I do. But Reyna and I, you see, we just don't click, it just wouldn't happen. Yeah because you're in love with Calypso! Calypso and Leo sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-G no wait isn't it K-I—SHUT UP PIPER! But yeah, she explained it. Before I go, let me just say one thing. Please, gods no…"All da ladies luv Leo!" *sighs* At least I have my Jason.
-Leo and Piper
poseidon's hufflepuff daughter: crazy aren't they?
Leo and Piper: SHUT UP!
A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! PM me requests, they will be answered…in a millennia…no I'm kidding…as soon as I can :)