The New StudANT

Hey everybody. I hope that you're enjoying The New StudANT. I'm bringing you another great chapter of this great story. So here it is, scene two. Enjoy.

Scene Two

Act One

(Hudson and Chyna are doing yoga in the yoga studio. Angus enters)

Angus: Hudson, I need some advice.

(Hudson falls on the floor and Chyna falls. Hudson catches her)

Chyna: Nice catch.

Hudson: Thanks. You don't want to ruin your pretty face of yours on this hard floor because it'll hurt. Trust me. When I did yoga with my parents for the first time, I fell on my butt.

Chyna: Did you just call me pretty? (Smiles at Hudson)

Hudson: What do you want Angus?

Angus: You're a rap prodigy. I want you to teach me how to rap. You're an excellent rapper and I want to be an excellent rapper just like you.

Hudson: You want me to teach you how to rap?

Angus: Yeah.

Chyna: Why don't you ask Olive? Maybe she could teach you.

Angus: Because Olive told me if I ever go near her again she would use my head as a bowling ball.

Hudson: With a head like that, she would use it. Why do you want me to teach you how to rap?

Angus: I want to impress this girl that I like.

Chyna: And who might that girl be?

(Chyna and Hudson realize who Angus is talking about)

Hudson: Oh no.

Angus: Oh yes.

Chyna: Can't you forget about Olive?

Angus: I can't. She's gaga over that new journalism prodigy and I do not want to lose my sweet little Olive oil.

Chyna: But Olive is not into you.

Angus: Look here. I have waited month for Olive to get over the boy who stole her from me and I will not lose her to some pretty boy journalism prodigy who wants to be a reporter sweep her off her feet. You are going to teach me how to rap and you are going to teach me now!

(Chyna and Hudson look at each other)

Hudson: Uh, yeah sure. I'll teach you how to rap. But here's the thing.

Angus: What?

Hudson: (Grits his teeth) You're standing on my foot.

(Angus looks down)

Angus: Oh, sorry about that. I should just get going so I'll meet you at the music room. (Leaves the yoga studio)

(Chyna walks over to Hudson)

Chyna: Hudson, are you all right?

Hudson: No I'm not alright. That bozo stepped on my foot! What was he wearing golf shoes?!

(The next day. Olive enters the roomavator wearing a green cardigan with black polka dots, a white shirt with at kitten with a mustache printed on it, a green floral skirt and black flats. She notices Sean sitting on the couch typing a story on his laptop)

Olive: (Thinking) Oh boy. It's Sean. Ok Olive, walk over to Sean and say "hi" to him. But how should I say it? Should I bring up an interesting factoid just to break the ice? Is he going to notice what I'm wearing? Maybe he'll say how cute I look. Maybe he's interested in za-zow. Maybe he's not. How about I flirt with him? Flirting works. Give him a couple cute winks and a flirty smile. Or how about I walk over to him and…(Trips and falls on the floor)

(Sean turns and sees Olive laying on the floor)

Olive: Ow! I've fallen and I can't get up.

(Sean walks over to Olive)

Sean: Olive, are you okay. (Helps her up)

Olive: Yeah, I'm fine. I almost made a complete fool of myself and I fall on my face it doesn't happen to me all the time.

Sean: I'm glad that you're alright. (Walks over to the couch with Olive and they both sit down)

Olive: So, whatcha working on?

Sean: I'm working on a story for The Z-Times. Mr. Grundy hired me to become a writer for the paper. The article I'm working on is about Zoltan Grundy and the headline is "Zoltan Grundy. I'm rich and I know it."

Olive: That's nice. Interesting factoid about myself is that I was on the school newspaper for Webster High as a photographer.

Sean: Same here. At Hughes High, I was also a photographer and a writer for the school newspaper. I was a no-nonsense reporter who asks the tough questions. One time, I asked Principal Skinner about lunch food. And trust me, he wasn't doing any backflips.

(Olive laughs. Sean notices what Olive is wearing)

Sean: Wow, you're wearing green. Is that your favorite color?

Olive: Yeah. I find green…

Sean and Olive: Calm and soothing.

(Sean and Olive both look at each other speechless and looking stunned)

Sean: Wow.

Olive: We both have something in common.

Sean: Yeah. We were both on the school newspaper and we like green. And we're both wearing green. (Sean points at his green shirt) Anyway, you look really pretty in green.

Olive: Did you call me pretty?

Sean: Yeah. I did call you pretty.

Olive: (Blushes) Oh you.

(She puts her hand on Sean's shoulder. Lexi enters wearing a pink dress and black high heel boots)

Lexi: Hi Sean.

(Sean looks at Lexi and Olive turns around and also looks at Lexi)

Sean: Wowee zarkowee!

End of Scene Two Act One

Scene Two

Act Two

Olive: Lexi, what are you doing here?

Lexi: I suppose to ask you the same question, Olive. What are you doing here?

Olive: I'm talking to Sean and spending some time with him.

Lexi: No, I'm supposed to be spending some time with Sean. So why don't you get out of here?

(Lexi throws Olive off of the couch)

Olive: Hey!

Lexi: Oops. Sorry Olive. Looks like three's not company. Only two's company.

Olive: You can't do this Lexi. I saw him first before you swooped in to take him for yourself.

(Lexi gets up from the couch and walks over to Olive)

Lexi: Oh please. You were still crying over Fletcher because you're not over him.

Olive: I am over him. It's just that I miss him. But anyway, it's time for me to move on.

Sean: Girls, girls, girls. Calm down. No need to fight over me. (Grabs his laptop and gets up) I should just head down to my dorm room and continue to work on my story. So, I'll see you gals later.

(Sean runs away.)

Lexi: Nice job, Olive! You scared him away!

Olive: Maybe you scared him away because he saw your hideous mustache. (Looks closer a Lexi's upper lip) And I think I see it right now.

(Lexi screams and runs away while Olive smiles)

(Later, at the music room)

Hudson: Where is Angus? He better show up because if he doesn't show up I get really cranky when I don't come up with a song.

Chyna: Relax, Hudson. He'll be here.

Hudson: I can't believe that I'm missing World's Idiotic Daredevils 5. They're showing my favorite clip where the guy on the parachute tips over a cow.

(Angus enters the music room while eating a New York style Reuben and curly fries)

Angus: Sorry I'm late. I was just getting some lunch at the cafeteria before we start working on rap lessons. I was very hungry. (Takes a bite of his sandwich)

Chyna: Uh, Angus. There's no food allowed in the music room.

Angus: But I'm starving.

Chyna: I know but there's no food allowed in the music room. Remember the last time that you had a French dip sandwich in here while you were recording your sound for the zPhone ringtone?

Angus: Yeah.

Chyna: You had Au Jus sauce in the French horn.

Angus: I thought it was a French horn dip for my dipping sauce.

Hudson: Could you put the food away so we can start?

(Angus puts the food away. Chyna enters the sound booth)

Hudson: Alright Angus. Let's do some exercises that with help you out.

Angus: Okey dokey. (Gets on the ground and tries to do a sit-up and roars)

Hudson: What are you doing?

Angus: I'm doing sit-ups. We're supposed to be exercising. Remember?

Hudson: I meant vocal warm-ups, idiot.

Angus: Oh. Why didn't you say so? (Gets up)

Hudson: This is going to be one long day.

Boy, looks like Angus is going to cause some trouble and drive Hudson insane. Stay tuned next time for the next chapter. Also, don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time. Till next time my fellow readers.