Lost in TrANTslation

Hey everybody, sean. here bringing you another episode of my fan-made A.N.T. Farm Season Four. A foreign languages prodigy catches Chyna and Olive's eye and the two start fighting over him. Meanwhile, Sean joins Angus' rib eating club. Hope you enjoy reading this.

Scene One

Act One

(Z-Tech, Tuesday Afternoon, 1:15 PM)

(Olive enters the roomavator and walks over to Chyna.)

Olive: Hey Chyna.

Chyna: Hey.

Olive: Want to do something today? Maybe we could go watch a staring contest.

Chyna: I thought you were hanging out with Sean today.

Olive: I was about to hang out with him today but Mr. Grundy want him to work on a story for the Z-Tech Timez. He's doing a story about goats running around Palo Alto. So now, it's just us single ladies having some girl time.

Chyna: Cool.

(Hudson enters the roomavator and walks over to Chyna and Olive)

Hudson: Hey Chyna.

Chyna: (Smiles) Hey Hudson.

Olive: Darn.

Hudson: What are you two planning on doing today?

Chyna: Oh, Olive and I are going to have some girl time.

Olive: Which you're ruining. Come on, Chyna. Let's go, I don't want to miss the staring contest. I hope it goes into double overtime.

Hudson: You need a life.

Olive: Hey, I have a life. Do you have a life?

Chyna: Olive, back off.

Hudson: I was wondering if you wanted to do yoga with me.

Olive: Ooh, yoga! Sounds nice. I want to go.

Chyna: But what about the staring contest? I thought that you wanted to go to that or get mani/pedis.

(Lexi pops up behind Chyna and Olive)

Lexi: Mani/pedis? Sounds great! Let's do that. (Lexi smiles at Chyna and Olive)

(Chyna and Olive look at each other)

(At the spa room, Chyna, Olive and Lexi are getting mani/pedis. Lexi is sitting down peacefully while Chyna and Olive are sitting down looking miserable)

Chyna: Why is Lexi spending some girl time with us?

Olive: Who knows?

Lexi: Don't forget Olive's not-so-cuticles.

Olive: (Looks offended) Hey! My cuticles are too cuticles. (Olive looks at her toes)

(Later, Chyna and Olive enter the roomavator)

Chyna: Boy, I never thought that we would have girl time with Lexi.

Olive: I know.

Chyna: She's been mean to us over the years. Plus, she tried to steal the boy of your dreams.

Olive: At least Sean finds za-zow irresistible. Look at my nails, they're a cute carnation pink. He'll like that. You on the other hand have another boy who has a crush on you.

Chyna: Hudson and I are just friends just like you and Sean. Besides, I don't think I'm ready to date yet.

(Chyna bumps into a boy with red hair and brown eyes. Causing him to drop his things.)

Chyna: Sorry.

(Chyna helps him pick up his things)

Jason: Morning to you too.

(Chyna looks at the boy with dreamy eyes and so does Olive.)

Chyna: Hubba hubba.

Olive: New student?

Jason: Yeah. My names Stephens, Jason Stephens.

Olive: Stephens as in Ambassador Richard Stephens?

Jason: Yeah.

Olive: And you have a heavy accent too. Are you from Georgia?

Jason: Yeah, Atlanta.

Chyna: Hi Jason. I'm Cholive and this is Olyna.

(Chyna's eyes grew big after she clumsily introduced herself. Jason and Olive look at Chyna with a confused look)

Olive: (Crosses her arms) Chyna.

Jason: What?

Chyna: I mean I'm Chyna, that's Olive.

(Jason smiles at Chyna)

Olive: So Jason, what's your talent?

Jason: Foreign languages.

Olive: How many languages do you speak?

Jason: 97 languages.

Olive: Cool. I know 57 different languages.

Chyna: Oh boy. (Chyna rolls her eyes)

Jason: Really?

Olive: Yeah.

Chyna: Olive, don't try to bore him.

Jason: Actually, I'm interested to hear.

Olive: You see, Chyna. He said that he's interested.

(Olive walks off with Jason, leaving Chyna alone)

Chyna: Well, there goes girl time.

(Lexi walks over to Chyna)

Lexi: Hope she's happy.

(Chyna gives Lexi the death glare)

Lexi: What? She takes the fun out of everything.

End of Act One

Scene One

Act Two

(Angus is in a room eating a rack of ribs. Sean enters and sees Angus eating)

Sean: (Slowly enters the room) What is going on here?

Angus: Eating ribs. I'm starting a rib club. (Angus notices Sean's chewed up notepad) Dude, what happened to your notepad?

Sean: Oh, I was interviewing a talking goat and it screamed at me after I asked him a question about goats running around Palo Alto so he took a bite out of my notepad.

Angus: A talking goat?

Sean: Yeah. Remind me to give Mr. Grundy the notes ant the quote.

Angus: Ooookay.

(Sean looks at the ribs)

Sean: Boy, those ribs look good. Does Mr. Grundy know?

Angus: Nope.

Sean: What?

Angus: He doesn't know.

Sean: Are you crazy?

Angus: I wish people would quit asking me that.

Sean: You are going to get in trouble.

Angus: Give me a break.

Sean: Oy.

Angus: Come on, try a rib.

(Angus hands Sean a plate of ribs. Sean picks up a rib and takes a bite)

Sean: Holy cow! These ribs are really good! (Takes another bite)

Angus: Pretty cool, huh?

Sean: Yeah.

Angus: Want to join the club where you can eat all the ribs you want?

Sean: Sure.

Angus: Okay, you're in. Gentlemen, we have a new member.

(Sean looks around the room)

Sean: Nobody is in the room.

Angus: (Looks around) Oh. No wonder everybody's not coming because they didn't see the sign.

(Angus points at a tiny sign on the door)

End of Act Two

So that was scene one of Lost in TrANTslation. So, what did you think of it? Did you like it? Tune in next time when Chyna hangs out with Jason and a familiar face. And more hyjinks from Sean and Angus' rib eating club. Don't forget to review this story and I'll see you next time for scene two. Till next time my fellow readers.