TDRTPI EP1:
As the ship neared the island, the campers leaned over the ships railings excitedly, waiting to get off and begin the challenges. The ships whistle blew, and it pulled up to a small dock near the shallow end of the beach.
Chris was the first off the boat along with chef.
"Welcome one and all to Pahkitew Island! Last season's island! Here is where you will be spending your vacation."
"OMG Chris I love it!" Kayla burst out, taking the image in. In the clearing, lay two wooden cabins, surrounded by a large forest.
"Great. This sucks." Terrance stated bluntly.
"Thanks Terrance!" Chris said, eyeing Terrance. "As I was saying, your first challenge will begin tomorrow at 3:00 so get yourselves situated in the two cabins we have provided. But be aware that these will NOT be your roommates. We will discuss teams later." With that, he and chef walked away.
"Well c'mon! He said we get to choose our cabin and I wanna be with you guys! Let's get our stuff!" Kayla said excitedly pulling Joey and Jenna with her.
Madison walked to her belongings with Harrison, followed by Mark and Madison, and the rest.
-THE NEXT DAY AT 3:00-
The campers waited outside their temporary cabins and waited for Chris. Before long, Chris appeared on a four wheeler, wielding his clipboard.
"Hello campers, ready for your first challenge? Of course you are. Here's the deal. Our first challenge is actually a redo of a challenge that we never finished in Total Drama Revenge of the Island. The gettin' ta know ya trivia game challenge. If you will all follow me..." Chris began slowly driving off down a dirt path, with the campers doing suit.
What do you think our first challenge will be? Oh I hope it's something to do with sports I'm good at that." Zach asked Darryl.
"I don't know I never watched the show man. What do you think?" He turned to Terrance who was strutting his way to the challenge.
"Doesn't matter."
"Oh? Why's that?"
"Cause I'm gonna beat you losers anyway." He bragged. Darryl sighed.
-CONFESSIONAL-
"So this is what the confessionals like...it smells. Anyway, that guy Terrance...he's got to know that with that attitude he'll be kicked off first..."
(Darryl)
The campers eventually reached the beach where, along the dock were two sets of bleachers on a pedestal. Each one had a harness, and a buzzer.
"Ok, now that everyone's here, I will now make the teams. For team A: Kayla, Joey, Harrison, Madison, Kyle, Victoria, Rory, Zach, Ava, and Terrance!" Chris took another look at his clipboard, "For team B: Mark, Jenna, Nathan, Nicky, Alexander, William, Isaac, Darryl, Penelope, and Ethan!"
The group split in two, each dividing into their teams.
"From hence forth, team A will be known as Team Challenger!" Chris handed the group a yellow emblem of a person running for their team.
"And from this moment onward, team B shall be known as Team Endeavor!" Chris then handed the group a purple emblem of a face with sweat on it.
"Ewwww gross why do we have a sweaty guy while they get a guy running?" Jenna commented. Chris just laughed.
"Because I say so that's why. Now, each team go to the bleacher with your team's logo on it and strap yourselves in!" Chris commanded. The campers immediately ran to their team's bleacher and strapped themselves in.
"Ouch! Why are these things so tight man!" Harrison asked. Chris smiled.
"Obviously you didn't watch season 4. Good! Those seat harnesses are for kids, but I got them on discount so don't break them!"
-CONFESSIONAL-
"Seriously? Seriously! Dude these things are so tight I couldn't feel my arms! I can't even reach my pocket to get my iPod! At least i have my water proof case on."
(Harrison)
"Ok! Let's get this going! I'm going to state an embarrassing fact about one team member to each team. If that team member doesn't press the buzzer and own up to their embarrassment in 1 minute, then this happens!" Chris smiled just as he pressed a button, and team challenger disappeared underwater.
"Man I was born to do this job!" Chris complemented himself.
"Wait where did they go?" Nicky asked worriedly.
"Oh nowhere really..." Chris said filing his nails, "just where your about to go..."
"Wait wha-" Nicky was cut as challenger resurfaced and endeavor was sent underwater. From here, Nicky spotted multiple sharks and other dangerous aquatic life that darted towards they're position. She and her team screamed.
Not moment too soon did Chris allow team Endeavor to resurface.
"Ok everyone clear on the rules?"
"Uh no!" Almost everyone responded.
"Ok good, let's get on with the questioning! To team endeavor, who got held back a grade in kindergarten?"
Team Endeavor looked among themselves, wondering who was responsible while team challenger laughed.
"Hahaha which one of those losers failed kindergarten?!"
Among Team Endeavor, Darryl was doing his best not to turn beet red. Eventually
Darryl sighed and pressed the buzzer at 0:12 seconds.
"Point for team Endeavor!" Chris announced.
Penelope gasped, "You were left back in kindergarten?" Darryl shrunk in his chair.
"N-No I just...just...MY PARENTS THOUGHT I COULD USE AND EXTRA YEAR OK?"
"Ok to team challenger now, oh this explains a bit, who can't talk when under pressure?"
The competitors in challenger immediately turned to Victoria who hung her head in shame. She pressed the buzzer and received in return a light shock.
"All right then one point for challenger! Back to team Endeavor! Who had an accident in the pool when they were 15?"
Alexander surprisingly pressed the buzzer as quickly as he could.
"Aw man dude, you did it when you were 15? 15!" Isaac laughed. Alexander looked more angry than ashamed however, and turned to face Isaac in the face.
"I plan on winning. Let's see how you do when it's your turn!" He shot back.
"And endeavor has two points! Challenger! Who it their head stuck in a toilet trying to clean it out?"
This time, everyone laughed except Joey, who tried to hide himself behind the shelf on the bleachers as he pressed the buzzer.
"I slipped! It was wet in there and I slipped when I was cleaning it out! I swear!" Joey desperately tried to regain his cool, while the others laughed.
"Hey Joey," Kayla called from the seat next to him, "it's ok, there's probably worse things that other people have done."
"Hahahaha! Woooow Joey you can escape a strait jacket but not a toilet?
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man dude!" Chris laughed.
"Yes simply ridiculous." Smirked Mark from the other bleacher.
On the scoreboard, the score read, team challenger: 2 and team endeavor 2.
"Looks like we have a tie game so far. Let's see...to team endeavor. Who received their first kiss from their sister?"
Team endeavor instantly cringed.
"Oh that's gross! You don't kiss your own siblings!" Kyle remarked.
"You're absolutely right Kyle!" Chris said. Time ticked away as endeavor looked over themselves, looking for the one responsible for the statement.
Before they knew it, however, time ran out, and everyone gasped.
"Later suckers!" Chris pressed the button and began waiting for a minute.
Underwater, Team Endeavor hid behind the desks on the bleachers, and fought off the offending aquatic life.
At one point a jellyfish latched onto Nathan's arm and Ethan began to frantically wave his arms around.
Finally, Chris pressed the button once again, and allowed the team to resurface.
"Ouch! Great, this is just fantastic." Nathan said as he pried the jellyfish off his arm.
"Oh god oh god are we out yet? Please tell me we're out!" Ethan said rolled into a ball.
"Yes we're out you can stop crying now." Isaac frowned. Isaac noticed that Ethan was also beet red.
-CONFESSIONAL-
"You know I thought that when they did this stuff on TV it was fake! Or at least stunt doubles! I don't know if I want to play anymore..."
(Ethan)
"That looser Ethan was so the one that got us dunked! Great! I'm gonna get the rest of the team to vote for him if we lose this!"
(Isaac)
"Ok! Looks like its still tied! Challenger, here's your chance to take the lead!"
Cheers arose from team challenger.
"Ok. Who gets into a panic attack when leaving a certain piece of technology at home?"
"Hey how is that fair? You didn't even tell us what that piece of technology is?" Madison stated.
"Hey, it wasn't even really an embarrassing question so SHUT IT!" Chris replied.
-CONFESSIONAL-
"Ok ok. I guess I CAN be a little attached to my iPod... I mean, I can't leave home without it! It's got my...everything on it!"
(Harrison)
Harrison pressed the buzzer on the desk and slouched in his chair.
"Alright! 3:2 Challenger! Can endeavor recover?"
"Yeah we can!" Nicky said confidently.
"Ok, who got beat up by a group of girls in 7th grade?"
Isaac turned red immediately. Alexander noticed and smirked.
"So, beat up by girls huh? Now look who's embarrassed."
"SHUT UP! Ugh fine!" Isaac pressed the button and received a shock.
"That's 3:3! Tie game! Team Challenger, who was kicked off a sports team because they were too stupid?"
Zachary instantly shrunk in his chair and pressed the button after a round of laughter from both teams.
"Dude how do you get this information..."
"I have my sources. Anyway that's 4:3 challenger! One point away from winning! Can endeavor still catch up if challenger makes a mistake?"
"Probably not." Nathan sighed.
"Anyway, endeavor, who accidentally lit their own house on fire while trying to light a candle?"
This time it was Nicky's turn to turn red.
"Haha...whoops," Nicky said as she pressed the buzzer, "Ouch!"
"All right, this could be the final question of the challenge! For Team challenger, who was once 59 pounds overweight?" Silence fell over team challenger as the team looked upon themselves.
-CONFESSIONAL-
"Ok ok I maaaay have been a little overweight before." *silence* "But that was before! I slimmed down, I mean look at me! Besides, admitting this to the team would totally ruin me...but if I don't...team endeavor could win..."
(Madison)
"Time's a wastin'!" Chris said happily as he readied himself to press the button. The team frantically began to look around for any signs of the culprit.
Meanwhile, team Endeavor crossed their fingers, hoping they wouldn't admit.
"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3-"
"Okay fine!" Madison admitted and pressed the button.
"And Team Challenger wins!" Cheers arose from team challenger as they raised their hands in victory. "Now, since we spent so much time on this challenge, (and the sun is setting) we're going to go straight to the elimination, where one of you losers," Chris pointed to team Endeavor, "will be going home!"
"As for team Challenger, you get to enjoy some of chefs best gourmet food!" Team challenger released another cheer and walked off towards their baggage.
-AT THE ELIMINATION-
"Ok campers! Here is where you will vote for the camper that you wish to send home. I will be handing out marshmallows. If you don't get one, you out of the competition. Once you're out, you can't come back. EVER!" Chris elaborated on the 'ever'.
"Alright let's get started. When I call your names, come up here and claim a marshmallow. The following campers safe are: Penelope, Mark, Alexander, Jenna, Nicky, William, and Darryl." Chris gave them all marshmallows.
"Ethan. You're on the chopping block for freaking out so much and bothering your team. Nathan, your here because you annoy people with that attitude of yours. And finally, Isaac. You are here for being a pain to your teammates. So...who's safe...?" Chris looked over the last three contestants, grinning.
"Nathan." Chris tossed him a marshmallow and turned to the other two.
-CONFESSIONAL-
"It's obvious that I'm going to stay. I have more potential than that other freak, I mean literally! He's one of those characters in those movies that goes crazy and kills everyone!"
(Isaac)
"I don't really know if I want to even stay? I mean, if Chris keeps doing what he did in our FIRST challenge, I don't know if I can handle the rest... I wanna go home!"
(Ethan)
"The contestant going home tonight isssss...
*Dramatic music playing*
"Ethan! Your outa here bud!" Chris flicked the last marshmallow towards Nathan.
"Yes!" He cheered.
"Alright, now that we have had our first elimination, I would like to introduce you to..." Chris pulled off a curtain that lied over a nearby object.
"The wheel of losers!" Chris announced as he unveiled the object. Underneath laid a wheel with different pictures on it. One of a cannon, one of a boat, one of a catapult, one of a limousine, and one of a toilet.
"Just to boost the ratings and make this more fun, you will spin the wheel to see how you will be leaving!" Chris laughed. "I seriously don't know how I do it!"
Ethan walked over to the nearby wheel, and nervously grabbed the wheel.
"Well...h-here goes..." He quickly spun the wheel as hard he could. Everyone watched as Ethan's fate was spun around on the wheel.
After a few seconds, the wheel began to slow down, until it landed on the cannon.
"Oh how traditional! Since were here on Pahkitew Island, we might as well use that seasons elimination transportation. Not to mention it's great to start the season with a bang!"
-MOMENTS LATER-
"Alright Ethan anything to say?"
Ethan started nervously sweating.
"Uh-um is this safe?!" Chris just laughed.
"Of course, we tested it on last season's contestants and all they got were a few broken bones!"
"W-W-WAIT WHAT?!" Ethan nearly screamed.
"Fire in the hole!" Before Ethan had the chance to get out, Chris lit the fuse and everyone watched as Ethan was shot (no doubt screaming his head off) into the sky and over the horizon.
"Well that wraps that up. Join us next time, for more excruciating pain! Here! On Total! Drama! Return to Pahkitew Island!"