ANTitrust
Hey guys, thank you all so much for enjoying this fan-made fourth season of A.N.T. Farm. In this episode, Angus creates a new video game for Zoltan that is based on Fletcher's cartoon. It becomes a huge success to the students of Z-Tech until Mr. Hashimoto steals Angus' idea. So now, it's time for Chyna and the ANTs to stop Hashimoto. Sub-Plot: Sean writes an article about Winter and she reveals a secret to him that goes out in the open. So here it is, scene one of ANTitrust. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
Scene One
Act One
(Int. Z-Tech. A.N.T. Farm, Monday afternoon)
(Angus and Hudson are playing a game on Angus' Z-Pad. Chyna and Olive enter the A.N.T. Farm and see them playing the game)
Chyna: What are you two playing?
Hudson: Perfect Dark.
(The man in the video game screams while Chyna and Olive look in horror)
Olive: What did you do to that guy?! Oh, nevermind!
Chyna: That is a very inappropriate game to be playing.
Angus: But the game is very addicting.
Olive: How come that guys are always playing video games? Is it like a disease for guys to be playing games?
Hudson: No, it's not a disease. We play video games while you two talk about boys and makeup.
Angus: And boys and music.
Hudson: And boys.
Chyna: Alright already.
(Zoltan enters)
Zoltan: Angus, I want you to do me a favor.
Angus: You want me to record another notification ringtone for the zPhone 8?
Zoltan: No, I want you to create a new video game. Z-Games haven't made a decent video game in years.
Olive: How many years was it?
Zoltan: Well, a year. So, what do you say?
Angus: I'll do it!
(Shakes Zoltan's hand)
Angus: Am I going to get paid for this?
Zoltan: Yes.
Angus: Good. Because I want $5 million and a chocolate fountain.
Zoltan: How about $2 million and a chocolate fountain?
Angus: Deal. (Shakes Zoltan's hand)
(Opening of A.N.T. Farm Season Four. Cast: China Anne McClain, Sierra McCormick, Roshon Fegan, Stefanie Scott and Aedin Mincks)
(Ext. Z-Tech. Courtyard)
(Sean is sitting at a table while drinking an orange smoothie and typing a story. Winter steps out of the roomavator and walks over to Sean)
Winter: Sean, I want you to do me a favor.
Sean: Let me guess, you're looking for a date for the weekend and you're asking me if I know somebody. Well, I know somebody who's perfect for you. My dad's friend. He's a lawyer who works for the law offices of Giletto, Giletto & Giletto. They will fight for you.
Winter: First of all, my love life is none of your business. And second, I am not looking for a boyfriend. I am a Harvard graduate and I do not have time for love. Although, men always say that I am adorable like a baby and I have skin like a newborn baby.
(Sean gives Winter a look)
Sean: Okay, that's not important.
Winter: Well, I want you to write a story about me.
Sean: And for what apparent reason?
Winter: I want the students of Z-Tech to know that I am the best den mother in the world.
Sean: You. You're the best den mother in the world? Last week, you smashed a piece of cherry pie on Olive's head because you thought you saw a spider crawling in her hair. Angus tried to eat the pie off of Olive and her hair smelled like cherries. That doesn't sound like a good den mother.
(Winter closes Sean's laptop and grabs him by his shirt)
Winter: Listen here, Mayer. You are going to write this article about me. If not, I will knock you out with your own laptop.
Sean: (Smiles) How about I start on some questions for me to ask you.
(Winter smiles at Sean)
(Girls dorm lounge)
(Chyna, Olive, Hudson and Angus are sitting by the table working on ideas for the video game)
Olive: Okay, I came up with an idea for you Angus. I hope that you would enjoy this. A video game that helps young children understand calculus. I present to you, Captain Calculus!
(Chyna and Angus look confused about Olive's idea)
Hudson: Olive, there's no way little kids would understand calculus. Only brainiacs like you understand that.
(Olive gives Hudson the death glare. Hudson looks away and walks over to the juice bar)
Chyna: Okay. How about a video game that you play with a guitar and drums. I call it Guitar and Drummer Knight.
Olive: Chyna, there's already a video game called Guitar and Drummer Knight. So they beat you to the punch. Interesting factoid about Guitar and Drummer Knight is that it's the most successful video game series for four years….
(Chyna, Angus and Hudson snore. Olive pouts)
Olive: If you guys are not interested to know about my interesting factoids about the game then fine!
Hudson: How about a rapping game….
Olive: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR IDEAS, HUDSON!
Hudson: Hey, don't get mad at me for not being interested in your factoids. They tend to make me fall asleep.
Angus: This is crazy. I'll never find a good idea for the video game. At least you guys tried to help me. Maybe I should just quit.
Olive: Angus, you can't quit now. You're the most intelligent boy that I know who would come out with a great idea. You're gonna do just fine.
Angus: Does that mean you want to date me?
Olive: Forget it, Angus. I'm not interested to date you.
Chyna: Are you interested in Sean?
Olive: (Blushes) What? No, I'm not interested in dating Sean. We're just friends. It's not like I have pictures of him.
(Olive turns on the television and pictures of her and Sean pop up on the screen with the words "Mr. and Mrs. Mayer" written on it. Chyna, Angus and Hudson look at the screen and turn to Olive and give her a look)
Olive: How did that get there?
(Olive turns off the TV. Chyna smiles at Olive)
End of Act One
Scene One
Act Two
(Sean and Winter are sitting in a classroom. Sean starts interviewing Winter for his story)
Sean: Thanks for coming, Winter. I'm glad that I am going to be interviewing you.
Winter: The pleasure's all mine. Let's make it quick because I have a 4:00 appointment to get my nails done. I don't want to be late for that.
Sean: Okay. Let's get started. So Winter, how did you become the den mother?
Winter: Well, it all started a year ago when I started working for Mr. Grundy. Even though I know a lot about business, he assigned me to become the den mother because he told the students that there are no rules.
Sean: Next question. Is it true that you're in love with Mr. Grundy?
Winter: Whaaaaaat? I am not in love with Mr. Grundy. He is my boss.
Sean: Really. Then how come you're going to get your dry, bitten nails done? Is it so he can notice the cute color of your nails?
Winter: Alright, to tell you the truth. I am in love with Mr. Grundy. I loved him ever since I first worked for him. There was a time that we pretended to be a married couple on the news when he was talking about his new zPhone 5. He is such a stud muffin.
Sean: Ewww!
Winter: You're not going to put that in the paper are you?
Sean: About you and your secret love for Mr. Grundy? Nah. I'm not going to put that in the paper.
Winter: Good. Because if it was in the paper I would be really embarrassed.
(Zoltan enters)
Zoltan: Good afternoon, Sean. Hello Winter.
Winter: (Gets up from her chair and walks to the door without looking at Zoltan) Hello. Goodbye, Mr. Grundy!
Zoltan: Hmm. Why is she in a hurry?
Sean: She realized that she's turning into an old lady.
(Later. Z-Tech. Nighttime. 8:00 PM. Girls Dorm Lounge)
(Chyna is sitting on a chair. Olive is laying on the couch. Hudson is writing a rap song and Angus is trying to do a sit-up. Angus yells while trying to do a sit-up. Olive picks up her pink flat off of the floor and throws it at Angus)
Olive: WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO DO SIT-UPS!? YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ONE!
Angus: Hey, I'm trying to think here. You didn't have to throw your stinking shoe at me.
Olive: What? My feet do not stink. (Olive picks up her other pink flat and sniffs it. Olive makes a disgusted look) Ugh! Interesting factoid, my feet stink.
Hudson: Look it's getting late. Aside from Angus doing his sit-ups and Olive's stinky feet. We should just pick this up tomorrow.
Chyna: I'm with Hudson.
Olive: Me too. At least you tried, Angus.
Angus: Yeah. (An idea pops into Angus' mind) Wait! I got it!
Chyna: What is it?
Angus: Do you remember two years ago when Fletcher created his cartoon where he makes fun of Olive?
Olive: (Groans) You're not talking about Antics.
Chyna: Olive, Fletcher apologized for making fun of you on his cartoons. I mean, this is your ex-boyfriend that we're talking about.
Olive: I know. You dated him too. So, your ex-boyfriend made fun of you too.
Chyna: Wow, the same Fletcher that we dated made fun of us.
Olive: Yeah.
Angus: How about I create a video game based on his cartoon?
Chyna: That sounds like an excellent idea.
Hudson: I like it.
Olive: I don't like it.
Chyna: Olive!
Olive: Chyna, I already dealt with my Fletcher making fun of me two years ago. I don't want Angus to make fun of me.
Angus: Yes, for Olive.
Olive: What the ant hill!? I said I don't like it.
Angus: Hey, blondie. I'm creating the game and I'm putting Pimento in the game so stop crying like a whiny, little baby and deal with it.
(Angus enters the roomavator)
Olive: Remind me to visit Fletcher so I can punch him in the face for creating that stupid cartoon.
(Olive enters her dorm room)
End of Act Two
And that's scene one of ANTitrust. By the way, if those of you don't know what Antics is, it's the name of the cartoon that Fletcher created where he makes fun of Olive on the season two Folive episode The ANTagonist. Also, Fletcher will appear in two episodes of season four and Dixon will appear on one episode of season four. And since they didn't show Violet in season three, she will appear later on in season four. Stay tuned for the next scene when everybody at Z-Tech plays Angus' new game. Also, don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you guys next time for scene two. Till next time my fellow readers.
