Today's the day thought America. It's the day that I finally beat all those lame other countries because I'm the hero. Well, America at least felt it was the hero. In an unfortunate turn of events America was actually villainous to those around him due to his loud mouth antics and the constant problems coming from the North American dorm room. Seriously the place alone had enough problems throw in a loud mouth control freak and you have frankly the greatest recipe for disaster.
That being said America did rate 17th in class not bad for a low B average student. Though his friends always felt like America was a little off the mission statement and that he could be so much better if his attention span lasted a little longer. Many formulated that was the reason why America loved gym class so much, not a whole lot of thinking just a whole lot of acting. Yet, here we are following around America in a day in the life. Let us see just exactly what unfolds.
America woke up at the usual time 9:00a.m. in the morning always a little late to the scene of classes America seemed as if he was in a rush. Though his need to get to school was only matched by his need to be recognized at the school as he bursted into his class room late yelling "Dudes, you would not believe the morning I had." All his classmates would give him the dead eye until Sealand would pipe up and make the mistake of asking "So, what happened to you this morning America?" It was clear to everyone, but America apparently, that Sealand simply wanted to be associated with America because it would boost is recognition as independent from his older brother Britain.
"Sealand you would not believe, I dude, like woke up to the sound of fighter planes."
"What? How did you get fighter planes into your room?"
"I don't know, dude. Why does your massive Island turn into a robot sometimes? That by the way is super awesome."
"I know right it makes Britain and his capabilities pale in compassion."
Suddenly yelling came from across the room it was Britain exclaiming at Sealand to "Shut the hell up you little twit." That was followed up with giggling by France who responded with "Oh, Britain he has you so nailed." As you can imagine that started a fight between the two countries. If you're wondering what the teacher is doing let me explain the specific class they are in right now is History. Now, you may think history teachers are typically anal but take this into consideration their History teacher in Ancient Rome. So, his kind of teaching of history is about the women he met last night and the veritable tastes of wine. With a teacher like that you can essentially get away with anything, right. The rest of that class was a mess between America and Sealand screaming to communicate and Britain and France fighting there was no way anyone was getting work done that class period.
Bell rang and that meant it was time for gym. Now we see America in its natural habitat void of thinking as everything is instinct. Dodge balls flew past the champion and as they did he imagined they exploded behind him. It was a one versus three match up. Russia, Belarus and Turkey against America, just the way America liked it mono e trio. Though, he did put himself in this situation by using his comrades as shields to dodge other projectiles. The three on the opposing side all launched at the same time. America was able to Neo his way out of the vicious attacking of his enemies. With one ball left on his side he threw the ball like a that of a curved bullet or perhaps a curveball from his favorite pass time. Through some act of an overproduced Hollywood movie, or perhaps divine right the dodge ball curved hitting all three of the opposition in a slow motion like highlight reel. America stood amongst his peers once again champion of dodgeball yelling "I'm the hero" after claiming his rather alarming and seemingly impossible victory. After the battle, game of dodge ball, America hit the shower and returned to his dorm room where he stayed up all night playing a rip off version of Call of Duty as he kept his neighbors awake by calling out people as "noobs" and for them to "back him up" certainly sounds like a day in the life of America.