hey guys thanks for reading Our redicilously insane and random story that has nothing to do with naruto. Haha
i would like to introduce to you Brittany playing the part of "brinney the bunny whore"
here is an unfourtunaet interfiew with one of the charecters/ co authors.. look at me being all smart like
hahaha
Me: So brittany how did you come about making this story?
Brittany: Well... i was bored...
Me: Arent we all?
Brittany: Yep
Me: Britt is boring!!
Brittany:I Love you too Amber...
Me: You love a banana!!! I am a BANANA!!!
Brittany; Now im frigtened!
Me :Kamayamaya!! -particles gather-
Brittany:NOOOOOO Easter bunny dont kill me. please!
Me: -BOOM, brittany dies by accident-,,, hey britt u ok??
Brittany: ...
Me: stop playing ...
Brittany:...
Me: OH MY GOD I KILLED BRITTANY!!!! BRITTANYS DEAD!!
Brittany:...
Me: oh well time for the story you guys will meet Jazmin within the next few chapters haha enjoy the story
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Chapter 1 pt 1
"I HATE YOU!" she screamed as she threw one of the first easter eggs he gave her. The stench of the long kept easter egg knocked him out.
Brinney lugged his limp egg stench enduced body to the nearest dumpster. She wraps his corpultent body in the easter dress She was
supposted to wear this year, and wonders how she ever Managed to get him it in there...?
Throwing all thoughts aside, she decides it would be funny to pour used kitty litter all over his solitude
grave. Delaying his conchosness by 6 hours, he awakens to find a large cat taking an extra large crap o his head. He
heard it meow as the large log came out. "HOLY S888!!!!"
As he comes to full conciousness, he regrets making brinney keep those eggs, and sees a small comet coming twards him, heading straight for his head , and he quickly pulls
out his minature buddah and rubs his belly for good luck, secretly wondering how a 600 pond man can tach about self dicipline...?
All of the sudden he sees stars and realies that hes looking at the night sky "YAEEEE! It missed i wonder how?!"
but little dod he know that the comet was sent by none other than E,T. himself, he owed brinney a favor fromt that wresteling/ fighting match
that he dosent know about... (ewwww they didnt do THAT but they did fight UFC style, in an octagon. She beat his alien ass!!)
Feeling completey regenerated and renewed, he jumped up and realized that he was, infact, flying. That is untill he hit the empire
state building. Facinated by the Length and speed of his journey ( for he was previously in lancaster, P.a.), untill he realized that he was falling.
but as he started to regain himself he sees his wife "in bed" with another man...-dramatic pause.
so he quickly jumps back up to her wondow . When he was getting ready to confront her he realized that it was the bellboy and she was getting room service.
"What the H--- are you doing alive?!?!?!?!...Here?oh...sorry...i didnt mean to kil- OH WHAT THE F--- DIE!!!!! DIE "
Brinney exclaims as she willfully flings the Bellboy at her enstrainged ex lover.
At that moment the Easter bunny did a Dragon ball z "KAMAYHAMAYA!!!!"but it wasnt all that effective because
he didnt want brinney to die .. atllest not yet.
After the cowardly bellboy left,the Easter bunny falls because his heart had been shattered and the peices scattered..they were on the ground below.
He was sorta heart broken over his fifth true love.(so later he went to staples to getbetter ducktape because his heart kept breaking in the same place)
any who back to the story .. actually you know what ill wait till later to tell you the rest ...