A DirkJake Moment

by Banana Theft

Just a shitty one-shot I wrote up while listening to How do I live (Bunny Back in the Box Version). It's short and lame and probably has a whole bunch of typos and shit because I don't have MS Office Word. And spell check. So please try and enjoy it. P.S. It's rated T for the swearing. Edit: I was sure that I had an entire rant about Alex but I think I removed that. Whoops.

2. Anonymous reviews

So. Here's the deal. I had to turn off Anonymous reviews because someone didn't read the Author's note I put at the top of the story. ALEX IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER. SELF INSERTION IS PART OF THE ORIGINAL HOMESTUCK PLOT, AS DONE BY ANDREW HUSSIE. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE OUT OF CHARACTER. IT WAS A COMEDIC RELIEF STORY. YOU ARE MEANT TO TAKE THIS AS A JOKE. Any other stupid questions you may put in the form of reviews. Remember though, I turned off Anonymous reviews. Please log in.

Edit: I put in the thing about Alex.