Meanwhile however at Canada's place, Austria and Hungary had come over in the wake of Matthew's suicide attempt. Roderich could not believe his eyes when he saw Prussia asleep amongst Matthew's rubbish, and of course drunk. "I am most disappointed" said Roderich grimly when he saw Gilbert. Gilbert was fast asleep of course and could not make out Roderich's voice, or even know that Elizabeta was present as well. He just snoozed on.

"Zhis is a somewhat uncomfortable situation you have gotten yourself into Matthew" said Roderich grimly to Matthew while his ex-wife stood next to him. Matthew sighed. "Well...he asked me for it...and I did was asked" Roderich sat down. He was not in an impressed mood at all. "You do know zhat Gilbert can do some very idiotic zhings vhen he is intoxicated" he said grimly. "It reminds me of vhen everyone laughs at me for zhe village of 'Fucking' zhat alvays gets it's sign stolen by tourists..."

Matthew gave of a slight chuckle when he heard about the village that Roderich was on about. Elizabeta was not impressed either. "Then vhy don't you rename it Mr Austria?" she asked. "Zhe zhing is" replied Roderich "I do not know vhat to rename it to...but you zhought it vas funny at first, didn't you?" Elizabeta remembered. "Oh yes...I did...vhen ve vere both together" she said. But now it had passed a joke. Matthew still found it funny. "Tehehehehe" he snickered quietly.

But then Italy had come in. "Ve! Ve! Ve!" he chirped "Where is Germany? I wanna celebrate new year with him!" Austria had heard Italy's entrance. "Italy?" he asked "Vhat are you doing here?" Feliciano bubbled excitedly, but then he saw Austria. "Oh...Austria...do you know where Germany is?" he asked to Roderich. "He is not here" said Austria firmly. "If you wanna know..." replied Matthew "He is at America's house...but Gilbert is a bit drunk now...so be careful" "Ok! Bene!" replied Feliciano "I'll go there right now!"

But then as Feliciano was going on his way past the rubbish bins, Prussia has stopped him in his tracks, a little less drunk than before, but he instructed Italy. "Hey, Italy, can you do zhis for me?" asked Gilbert with a smirk on his face. "Oh what is it?" asked Feliciano waiting for the instructions from Gilbert. "Okay...so, you need to stick zhis on Ludwig's back!" laughed Gilbert and he gave Feliciano a sticky note with the words 'Leck mich im Arsch' "Okay then" replied Feliciano and with that he sped off. "Vait a moment Feliciano!" called out Gilbert and then Feliciano returned.

"Can you also put zhis on Austria's back as vell?" asked Gilbert to Feliciano who gave out another sticky note with the words 'Leck mich im Arsch' to be put on Austria's back. Feliciano simply obeyed Gilbert's order and then sneaked up behind Roderich, who had his back turned against the kitchen doorway talking to Canada and Hungary. Italy sneaked up behind Roderich, quickly put the sticky note on his back and then sped off to America's house to find Germany.

Roderich had felt something on his back. "Vhat vas zhat?" he stumbled as Italy sped off to Germany's house. He then reached to his back and then felt a sticky note on his back. He pulled it off and read it. "Vhat is zhis? Leck mich im Arsch?! WAS ZUR HÖLLE?!" he gasped in disbelief. "Well, I saw Italy sneak up behind you" said Matthew who did think he had seen somebody sneak up behind Roderich, who was not quite convinced it would be Italy who would do a thing like that.

"Vhy vould Italy do a zhing like zhat?" he asked Matthew, but then he heard Gilbert's cackling from outside. Hungary had further evidence to back it up. "I did see Italy sneaking up behind you Mr Austria, I svear I did" she said to her ex-husband. Roderich however went outside to see where Gilbert was. Gilbert was still rolling around the rubbish laughing when he saw Roderich. "Did you get Italy to put zhis on my back?" he asked indignantly to Gilbert. Gilbert looked up a Roderich. "Vell, of course I did, you aristocratic Pianist!" he laughed "He is so gullible anyvay zhat he does vhatever you tell him to do, even so zhat I did zhis on you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roderich was not impressed. "Italy vill not do zhings like zhat!" he said crossly to Gilbert. "Well, talking about 'Leck mich im Arsch', how about zhis instead?!" laughed Gilbert and then kicked Austria in the arse instead. "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! MEIN ARSCH!" yelled Roderich but Gilbert just could not contain his laughter, but then he had to run over the wall to pee.

Back at America's house however, Japan had left for his new year, as it was his turn. Alfred sighed and looked at his watch. "Aww...it's only 10am..." he looked gloomy at Arthur. "What time is it at Greenwich?" Arthur then looked at his watch. "Therefore, it would be 3pm in Greenwich" he replied. "Stupid time zones" sighed Alfred.

Then Italy entered into America's house all bubbly and excited. Germany was not impressed what he heard. "Oh...verdammt" he grumbled as he heard Feliciano's voice bounding into the house. Then Feliciano quietly sneaked up behind Ludwig and then stuck the sticky note to his back. Then he got all jumpy again. "GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY!" he chirped "CAN WE CELEBRATE NEW YEAR TOGETHER!" Ludwig looked at Feliciano "Vell, you vere quiet vhen you came in..." he said. Then he went to try and scratch his back then he found the sticky note.

"Vhat is zhis?" he grumbled as he took the sticky note off his back and then got up. He had a look at it. "'Leck mich am Arsch'? Zhe hell?" he grunted quietly as he read the note "Italy put zhis on my back?" Then all of a sudden his temper flared up. "ITALY YOU DUMMKOPF!" he roared at Feliciano who jumped back. "EH EH EH EH EH! Prussia told me to put this on you" blurted Feliciano quickly "And...I did as I was told" Ludwig looked at Italy. "Scheiße, Never...NEVER DO ANYTHING ZHAT MY IDIOT BROTHER TELLS YOU TO DO!" he bellowed firmly.

"Oh I am so sorry..." panted Feliciano quickly "I will not do it again, but can we spend new year together, Germany?" Ludwig grumbled "I vill have to see about it...for you being so gullible and obeying Prussia's commands to play a trick on me" he rumbled firmly. Feliciano looked stunned, he really wanted to have a New Year's party with Ludwig.

Meanwhile however, Arthur noticed a ring on Alfred's finger. "Erm...what is that ring?" he asked to Alfred who blushed when he heard the question. But he answered nonetheless. "Well, I am actually engaged to your girl counterpart, did you not know that?" replied Alfred proudly. "What the heck?!" spluttered Arthur. "That's right, I am marrying Alice!" laughed Alfred to a rather stunned Arthur. "What in the name of Lord Lavender's arsehole are you on about?!" he spluttered. America was going to marry Nyotalia England?!

"Aha, it's true!" replied Alfred all fuzzy and excited in his veins. "I did not see why she would turn me down! She just accepted it with open arms, that I was not really expecting, but she did!" Arthur was stunned. "Why the hell would you want to marry her?!" he spluttered before taking a sip of his tea and it going down the wrong way. Arthur coughed and spluttered before pardoning himself. "Yeah, Alice is my girl right!" laughed Alfred "We just dunno when the wedding day is yet!"

Arthur had to try and calm himself down and not get so het up about it. After all, America was gonna marry his Nyotalia counterpart. "It's like Cinderella and Prince Charming!" sighed Alfred in satisfaction. "She's like an angel from heaven, or maybe I died and went to heaven! But whatever...bet she's as excited as I am" Alice had accepted the marriage proposal, but she was more laid back about it. "Don't get too overexcited about it now darling" she said to Alfred when the proposal was accepted. "I just don't want you to bubble over and become careless, and make Arthur cross"

"But hey, at the same time, you can always marry Emily!" said Alfred to Arthur. "WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!" spluttered Arthur. "It's another Hetalia x Nyotalia marriage! It should coincide with mine!" replied Alfred. Arthur was red in the face. "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!" he gasped. "Besides..." chirped Alfred excitedly. "Emily has been fancying you for some time!"

"You seem to be going off your trolley!" said Arthur. But then Francis had to get involved. "Eh Bien... you can always marry Françoise if you'd like to do zat instead?" he heckled impertinently. This annoyed Arthur to boiling point. "WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!" he snarled to Francis "IF YOU SPEAK DOG'S BOLLOCKS ABOUT MARRY YOU, I WILL SHOVE A PIANO UP YOUR ARSE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP MISTER!" Francis backed off.

"You bloody twat..." grumbled Arthur as he sat back down again to take another sip of his tea. He was out of breath from all that ranting and raving. "That was a bit over the top Iggy" said Alfred to Arthur. "Seriously" Arthur sighed. "I don't know whether I want to marry her *Emily* or not..." he sighed "I am not very saucy when it comes to marriage and love...I just don't know..."

But then another Nyotalia problem came in. Nyotalia Prussia was as equally as drunk as her male counterpart and was playing drunken pranks on everyone else and Estonia. Julchen staggered around fell over in the rubbish bins of Eduard's back yard. She burped and then retched on the floor, then caused the rubbish bins to topple over her. "ACH...HELP ME!" she yelled as the rubbish bins fell over her. But an empty bin fell on her and she was enclosed in it. This gave her an idea.

"Hehehehehe" Julchen laughed as she came up with her idea. She would sneak up to Alfred's house and play the same prank as Gilbert had done earlier on Germany. Eduard looked out the window and to his surprise, there was a walking rubbish bin! *trash can if you're american or whatever*

"Vat zuh Hell?" he gasped and saw the bin that Julchen was stumbling around in walk across the street. Nyotalia England looked out of the window. "What the hell?" she gasped "Is that something like...Bin Laden in a Bin?!" Then she fell down laughing much to Emily's surprise. "I did not see you crack up so much before ya know Alice!" she said somewhat bemused. "Oh yeah vhatever" said Nyotalia Germany "It iz probably Julchen, zhe vay she is all drunk and so..."

Julchen had an idea. "Hehehe I vill do it to Monika first, zhen I'll do zhat to Ludwig!" she giggled, and then wrote another note with the words 'Leck mich im Arsch' ready for deployment. Then she staggered around in the bin, but through the little holes that she made, she could see Monika outside. "Julchen?!" spluttered Monika "Vhat are you doing?! Get out of zhis trash can, SOFORT!" Julchen took no notice, but this was the perfect time to execute her prank. She scuttle behind Monika. "ÜBERRASCHUNG!" she yelled loudly and stuck the note to Monika's back and then quickly scuttled away in her bin.

Monika took the note off her back and had a look at it. "Vhat zhe hell is zhis?! 'Leck Mich im Arsch?!" she grumbled in disbelief. Then she got rather cross. "JULCHEN YOU SCHWEINHUND!" she roared loudly and then began to chase Julchen down the street towards's Alfred's house. Julchen then found Monika at her back. But she had a secret weapon. She tripped up Monika and then launched her in the air, and she crash landed on Alfred's front door with a bang. "Meinen Brüsten..." she groaned as she fell flat on her back on the ground nearly falling unconscious.

A note:

'Leck mich im Arsch' was actually a piece done by Mozart, that means 'Kiss my Arse' in German.