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3: Here's another chapter~ X3
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Hm... You made only 1 mistake with the classes! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Don't worry though, there's gonna be 4 choices! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (the other's random~ XDDDDD)
Hehe hehe hehe :D TOLD YA IT'S RANDOM! X3
El-chan's not just a tsundere, SHE'S ALSO A KUUDERE! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #slapped by El-chan
Nah... kuudere remember? :D Akira already knows it, so the pairing has no problem~ :3 Right, Aki-chan? (Voice: RIGHT! XD)
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Yesh, it is far from the true craziness! XD Wait for Altera... And watch out for gangnam styles... :D
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Sorryy, but I don't know much of LK's skills, so... VP's kinda used a lot y'know? Maybe you'll wanna say DW since it seems as if her presence has been erased... owo
Rena IS going to be sniping~ :D That's cuz I have her class! XD (I also have WS though, but I like GA better :D HOORAY FOR GUNGNIR! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Here it is~ X3
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We haven't even gotten to the random climax yet! X3
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Instead, he'll be sent to the hospital. :D #slapped by Raven
A long chapter just for you guys~
BEGIN! X3
~Elder~
"Mr. Hoffman! We already beat the giant ent!" Rena exclaimed. Hoffman suddenly appeared from the rooftop of a building.(?) The 5 people froze.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!" Aisha shouted.
"I AM A NINJA! WOOOOOOOOOO!" Hoffman shouted and jumped from the roof.
BAM!
3(?) suddenly appeared out of nowhere(?) and banged Hoffman's head with a hammer.(?)
"WHY DID YOU GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?!(?)" she shouted. The 5 sweatdropped.
"BakaAuthor? What're you doing here?" Elysea asked. 3 looked at them with sparkly eyes and disappeared in front of Elysea and Akira.
"EL-CHAAAAAAN! AKI-CHAAAAAN!" she shouted while hugging them. The trio sweatdropped. 'What in the world is going on?' they thought.
Another OC appeared before pulling 3 away.
"You're not supposed to be here, 3!" she said. "HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 3 cried as she got pulled away to a portal and disappeared with the other OC.
"What the..?" they all said. Akira asked, "What should we do now? Hoffman was brought to the hospital(?)."
A paper fell from the sky.(?) Elysea took it and read it out loud.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE YOUR 1ST JOB YOU BAKAAAAAS!
- 3
The trio sweatdropped while Elysea got the anime vein mark. "That author..." she said.
"Then let's go~" Akira cheered. "Kay. So where's the board?" Elysea asked. The trio stared at them. "What board?" The 2 OCs stared back.
Staring contest! Who will win- #slapped
Okay, let's go back to reality(?)~
"That board?" Elsword asked and pointed at the bulletin board or the quest board or whatever the name is.
They walked to the board and looked at the class change quests.
Elsword:
- Sword Knight
- Magic Knight
- Sheath Knight
- Soul King(?)
"Hey! Soul king sounds cool!" Elsword exclaimed. "Really now?" The others except him asked while staring at something below Soul King. "Huh?" Elsword also stared.
"The one who choose Soul King will look like this." -Hoffman
Below it is a picture. (Search up Brook the Soul King in One piece if you don't know :D)
Elsword shivered before saying, "I don't want that one..."
He took one paper before it was Aisha's turn now.
Aisha:
- Dark Magician
- High Magician
- Battle Magician
- H***** the Magician
"What the..?" she said and looked at the picture below H***** the Magician.
There's also a picture. (Search up Hisoka in hunter x hunter :D)
"Why is there freaky class changes?!" she screamed and took one paper. Next, Rena's turn!
Rena:
- Combat Ranger
- Sniping Ranger
- Trapping Ranger
- Rookie Crusher
"... I won't choose that." Rena said.
Below Rookie Crusher is a picture. (Search up Tonpa in hunter x hunter :D)
Rena took one paper. Next is El-chan!
El-chan: (Elysea sweatdropped)
- Undead Apprentice (?)
- Fairy Apprentice
- Dragon Apprentice
- Nano Machine User (?)
"BakaAuthor... I'M NOT FROM BLACK CAT!" Elysea shouted. 3 gulped while typing.(?)
Below is a picture... (Search Eve in Black Cat :D)
Elysea angrily choose Dragon Apprentice. Next is Aki-chan's turn.
Aki-chan: (Akira: :D)
- Shadow Walker
- Light Walker
- Contaminated Walker (?)
- Wind Tao User (?)
Akira sobbed. "I'm not Leon..."
Below is ANOTHER picture. (Search up Leon in Black cat :D)
Akira took the Shadow Walker mission out of sadness.(?)
"Ok! Let's see what the quests are..." Elsword said.
Elsword:
Quest 1: Sing Barbie girl
Quest 2: Yell out, "I AM CRAZY AND I KNOW IT!"
Quest 3: Run 5 laps around Elder Village
Quest 4 (last): Eat(?) a fire gem from 3. (search where she is :D)
Elsword nearly ripped the quests up. He gave up and started doing the crazy quests given by 3. (3: :D)
Aisha:
Quest 1: Sing Proof of Life (Force Elsword to sing the Soundless voice part :D)
Quest 2: Kick the first person you saw after doing the first quest in DA FACE!
Quest 3: Find 3
Quest 4: Eat an element gem from 3. (she'll find another hiding spot :D)
Aisha sweatdropped and stared at Elsword who just finished singing Barbie Girl. "Elsword, help me with this quest please." she said. "What? Oh. Okay."
Rena:
Quest 1: Spring step for 3 laps around Elder Village
Quest 2: Play jumping jacks for 4 laps around Elder Village (?)
Quest 3: Push up(?) 75 times
Quest 4: Eat an arrow gem (?) from 3.
Rena sweatdropped. "This is exercising..."
El-chan: (Elysea: *holds a chainsaw(?)*)
Quest 1: Slap Akira when he's sleeping. (?)
Quest 2: Apologize. (?)
Quest 3: Sing Rakuen Project
Quest 4: Eat a dragon gem from 3.
Elysea slapped a sleeping(?) Akira. (3: When did he? O.O)
"Ouwieee..." Akira sobbed. "Gomen, Akira." Elysea said. Her friend stared. "Why'd you kick me then apologize?" Elysea facepalmed. "Nothing. Just do your quest."
"?"
Aki-chan:
Quest 1: Tell a pick-up line at El-chan.
Quest 2: Throw the first thing you see at Elsword.
Quest 3: Flash step for 20 laps around Elder
Quest 4: Eat a shadow gem from 3.
"El-chan." he said. "What?" "Do you want to know why I smile a lot?" Elysea did her thinking pose. "Come to think of it... Why?" Her friend smiled. "It's because of you~"
Elysea got flustered and said, "B-BAKA!" before going somewhere else. "Eh? What did I do wrong?" He wondered.
Now... Let's see how they'll do their quests~
~With Elsword, Aisha, Rena, and Akira~ (Elysea left, remember?)
"I'M CRAZY AND I KNOW IT!" Elsword shouted. Aisha stared at him. "So you finally accepted it?" "NO WA-"
DUAK!
A sword was thrown at Elsword. "OUW!" the red-headed boy shouted.
"That hurt... WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, AKIRA?!" Said person shouted, "GOMEEEEEEN! IT WAS MY MISSION!" he shouted before flash stepping away.
Elsword twitched. "That Author... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
(Meanwhile... 3 is currently hiding somewhere.)
Rena is doing the first quest, spring stepping!
"Huweeee... This is tiring..." she complained.
Aisha already finished singing with Elsword and suddenly kicked his FACE!
"OUW! Why'd you do that?!" he demanded. "Mission." Aisha simply replied. Elsword twitched for the millionth time.
"Whatever... I need to start running now." he said before running around.
Aisha sweatdropped. "These missions are strange..." she said. "Okay. Now off to find 3!" Aisha just started to walk before Rena passed her while doing jumping jacks.
"Good luck, Aisha!" she cheered as her friend sweatdropped at her. "Err... Good luck too, Rena!"
~with 3~
3 is hiding at...
WALLY'S MEMORIAL BRIDGE!
"What a wonderful day to start- RUNNING?!" she screamed in terror when she saw magical missile in front of her.
BAM!
Poor 3 got hit just when she was going to run. Aisha approached her.
"Yes! 3rd mission is a success!" she did her victory dance. 3 woke up.
"Congrats, Aisha! You found me! However..." 3 ran away with the speed of lightning.
"YOU MUST FIND ME AGAIN TO FINISH THE 4TH QUEST!" she shouted. Aisha gaped.
"WHAT?!"
~with El-chan~
Elysea is still doing the 3rd quest, which is singing.
(Feel free to search it up~ :D)
"Sonnafuuni yasashiku suru nante zuru iyo...
Kono kimochi kawaranai zettai ni tatoe toh mawaride mo
Itsunohika kimi no tokubetsuna sonzai ni douka naremasu you ni
.
Nee kimi no onriwan janakutatte IT'S ALL RIGHT
Minna de happi ni narou yo uketomete kureru?
Kono koi wa ginga de saikyou no SCANDAL
.
Ma tteru dake no ohimesama ja irarenai
Dakara daitan ni honpou ni DO IT NOW
Mite ite ne mirai he no DOOR akeru yo
.
Tatta ichiri no tagetto sore wa sou kimidesu
Soba de eien ni sou ya tte wara tte ite
Shinjite ne watashi wo
.
Ima kimi ni ageru yo PARADISE
Tobikonde ai no sono he saikou no yume wo
issho ni mimasho"
.
She finally finished and saw 3 just 3 meters away from her. 3 froze.
"Oh shoot. You're now at the 4th quest aren't you..?" 3 asked. Elysea nodded. 3 pouted and gave her the dragon gem.
Suddenly, Akira came too. (BTW, this place is that place next to Wally's Memorial Bridge, forgot the name...)
3 pouted. "Why must you guys finish first?" she gave the shadow gem to Akira.
The 2 stared at the gems. "Say, BakaAuthor..." "What?" Elysea stared. "How are we supposed to EAT these?!" 3 headpalmed.
"Oops... I wrote eat didn't I?" 3 took the gems and threw it at them. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING-"
CRING!
The gems went into them and they changed.
Elysea now has her hair tied to the side and wears a lavender kimono, while Akira now still wears his black jacket and jeans, but he now has a red scarf and black gloves.
"SO WE JUST NEED TO GET THE GEMS?! WHY DO WE NEED TO DO THE FREAKY MISSIONS?!" Elysea shouted.
"HUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GOMENASAAAAAAIIII!" 3 cried.
"Hmph!" The now Dragon Apprentice pouted. Akira hugged her. "El-chan, kawaaaiiiiii~~~~" Elysea blushed. "W-What?! L-Let go!"
3 'aww'ed before she saw the trio come. "Oh, shoot."
3 threw the gems into them and earned the same response about only needing to get the gems.
"Hey, our appearance changed!" Rena, who's costume is now a Sniping Ranger's costume, cheered. "Huh? Oh! You're right, Rena!" Aisha, who's costume is now a High Magician costume, said. "What kind of gem is that?!" Elsword, who now looks a bit like a player- (#slapped) I mean, who's costume is now a Magic Knight costume, said in disbelief.
"Hehehe... It is... THE JOB CHANGE GEM FOR AUTHORS TO USE AT THE CHARACTERS!" 3 cheered.
Krik.. krik.. krik...
"Hey! Why aren't you guys responding?" 3 pouted.
"On to Banthus Cave..." The 5 of them said before leaving.
"NOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!" 3 cried and suddenly disappeared.
~Banthus Cave~
"Full House!(?)" A bandit cheered. "ARGH! You always win!" Another bandit groaned. The Elgang sweatdropped.
"Who's going to... beat the guards over there?" Aisha pointed at the guards who are playing cards while sweatdropping.
"Let me do it..." Elsword said. He walked towards them lazily. The guards are concentrating on playing too much, they didn't even notice that there are intruders. Until...
"Yo." He said. "Yo too- WHO ARE YOU?!" the bandits shouted in shock. Elsword used his skill.
"Rising Slash!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The guards all jumped and ran away in pain. Akira laughed. "That was awesome! Let me do it
next time!" he said. "Don't turn them into pancake, though." Elysea reminded him. "Okay, El-chan~" he replied while smiling.
~Banthus~
"OH NOOOOOOO! YOU'RE BACK?! WHYYYY? WHYYY?" Banthus got all dramatic and cried as if he's a little child.(?)
The Gang sweatdropped, but since they have no mercy(?)...
"Huh? Wait... You guys look different-"
"SWORD FIRE!"
"INFERNAL WAVE!"
"PHOENIX STRIKE!"
"FLAME BREATH!"
"A DRAGON?" Akira cheered. Elysea slapped him. "OUW! Okay! Okay! DARK STORM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Banthus is, again, thrown away.
"We did it~" Rena saidhappily. "Wait, where's the El?!" Elsword asked. He then saw a paper.
Boss, the El's moved to the Underground Waterway.
- Bandit #58(?)
"IT'S MOVED?!" he screamed in disbelief. Rena sweatdropped, "Let's go there, shall we?"
~Underground Waterway~
"EEEEWWWWW! Of all places, WHY A SEWER?!" Aisha whined. "Quit whining already!" Elsword said. Aisha glared. "You want to get roasted huh?!"
"YOUR FIREBALLS HAVE NO MORE EFFECT, SHORTY!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?! I STILL HAVE THE ICEBALLS, YOU BAKA!"
"WHO CARES?! IT DOESN'T BURN PEOPLE!"
"IT FREEZES YOU! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HYPOTHERMIA!"
"AND YOU'LL BE SENT TO PRISON!"
"PEOPLE DOESN'T GET SENT TO PRISON JUST BY GIVING PEOPLE HYPOTHERMIA!(?)" (3: Is that even possible?! O.O)
"OH YEAH? THEN-"
"SHUT UP YOU LOVEBIRDS!" Rena shouted in frustration. The duo got flustered.
"WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!" they screamed at the same time. Akira sweatdropped while Elysea facepalmed. "Just go already..." she muttered.
"Who's there?!" A wounded Banthus demanded.
.
.
.
.
.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK(?)! IT'S YOU GUYS AGAIN!" Banthus shouted in horror.
"WHERE'S THE EL, BANTHUS?!" Elsword shouted.
"IT'S WITH WALLY! NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE!"
.
.
.
.
"YOU MOVED IT AGAIN?!" Elsword and Aisha shouted.
"EEEEEEK! I'M SORRY-"
KICK!
Elysea kicked Banthus upwards. Poor Banthus got thrown again, however, he landed right in front of a police station. (?)
"We're wasting our time here." she said. Akira cheered. "Nice kick, El-chan!"
Rena sweatdropped.
~Back to Elder~
"Thank you! Thank you! Because of you, Banthus is now held in prison." An already sane Hoffman, said.
Akira looked at his childhood friend. "I guess your kick threw him away to the police station, El-chan." Elysea shrugs.
"Um... Mr. Hoffman, do you know where Wally is?" Rena asked. Hoffman gasped. "Wally?! Are you sure that you're going after him?!" They nodded.
"O-Okay then... He's at the Wally's Castle." he points at a castle. "However, you must pass the Suburbs of Wally's castle first. I warn you! There's a dangerous phoru there! He likes to make pranks, and those pranks aren't light ones either."
"Pranks or not, we'll beat them all!" Elsword said.
~Suburbs of Wally's Castle~
"There's too much guards..." Rena said as she stared at the guards all over the place. Elysea summoned a white dragon.
"Silverion, put them to sleep please." she commanded. The dragon nodded before flying around the place, putting them all to sleep.
"Yosh! Let's go!" Elsword said.
~With William Phoru~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT'S YOU GUYS?!" William phoru screamed in terror.
"William Phoru?! I should've known it's you..." Aisha glared. Akira wondered for a bit.
"What did he do to you, Aisha?"
"HE SPLASHED WATER AT ME! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!" Aisha whined. The 2 OCs sweatdropped.
"GOMEEEEEEN! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!"
"NO I WON'T! THUNDERBOLT!"
"UGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" William Phoru got thrown to Ruben.(?)
"Hmph!"
"Um... Let's go to the Castle!" Rena cheered.
~Wally's Castle~
"More guards..." Elysea said. "Let me do it!" Akira said. They all looked at him as if saying 'What're-you-gonna-do?'
"Dark Illusion!"
All of a sudden, the guards had sparkling eyes and are now playing around. "Done~ Let's go go go!" Akira cheered.
"...What did you do to them?" The 4 of them asked. "Ng? Just gave them illusions and all~" he explained happily.
Sweatdrop.
~Wally~
"THERE YOU ARE, WALLY! NOW WHERE'S THE EL?!" Elsword shouted.
Wally is currently reading and drinking lemonade. (?)
"Hm? Who are you? I have never seen you children in Elder." he said.
"I said... WHERE'S THE FREAKING EL YOU PIECE OF TRASH!" (3: BAD ELS! NO HARSH WORDS ARE ALLOWED HERE! DX)
"The El you said..? Why... YOU'LL HAVE TO CHASE ME FIRST!" Wally suddenly flew away.
"TCH! HE GOT AWAY?!" The red-headed person headwalled.(?) (#slapped)
"Woah. Calm down there, Els! Headwalling isn't going to get you out of this!" Akira said.
"It seems that we have no choice but to go back to Elder..." Elysea said.
~Elder~
"Wally got away?!" Hoffman gasped.
"We're sorry, Mister..." Rena bowed in apology.
"...It's fine. Though, we're sorry that the El from Ruben hasn't been retrieved yet." he said in pity.(?)
"I wonder where did Wally go to..." Aisha wondered.
"We'll find out. For now, you all need to rest." Hoffman said and lead them to an inn.
~The Inn~
"Have a good rest. It's all free, don't worry about the payment. Consider it thanks for helping us to put Banthus to prison." Hoffman said with a smile.
"Arigatou!" They said before getting to their own rooms.
'Today has been very random.' they all thought.
However, the randomness of the adventure is just about to begin...
3: Chapter 2 is done!
Elysea: Wow. That's a long chapter.
3: ... Are you sarcastic?
Elysea: Maybe..?
3: -3-
Akira: It seems rushed. OWO
3: QAAAQ GOMEEEEEN!
Thanks for Reading~ X3