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3: I'M BAAAAACK~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Your reviews made me wanna update again... Thanks, minna! :DDDDDDD
Main reason is cuz I wanna make Raven an idiot right about... NOW!
Replies for reviews:
For Devi Switch Reverse:
Yesh! And he is the craziest in Elrios as well! :DDDDDDD
For RainNight10715:
Oopsie... -w-
Oh well, they teleported of course! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
For RyotaEdge:
They're just a fan of mine, that's why. (?) :D
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke... You'll never guess... :3
For Arch Azure Aggressor:
LOL! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Azure: OWO That's my name!
3: Now, now, Azu-chan, there's a lot of Azures out there... -w-
On to the story~
~At Altera~
The gang reached Altera by flying with a plane made by Echo. (?)
Surprised that she could make a plane in a DAY? That's just one of the 10 wonders of Echo that you will see in the story.
"WOAH. This place is HUGEEEEEEE!" Aisha said in awe.
"Yes, but unfortunately, the queen is missing, pong..." Adel frowned. "Queen? There's a queen here?" Rena asked.
"Yes, pong. She went missing a year ago, pong." he said. "Please excuse me, pong." he continued before leaving them to their own.
"I wonder what the queen's like..." Elysea said. "Why don't we try finding her?" Rena suggested cheerfully. "Okay!"
The gang of stupidity- #slapped
Ehem... I mean the elgang split up and asked the ponggos around for information about the Queen of Altera.
"Okay, what did you guys get?" Rena asked.
"The queen's name is Eve!" Aisha informed.
"She has a servant named Oberon." Elsword said in boredom. (?) (3: Her class is now revealeeed! :DDDDDDD)
"She's a girl nasod with white hair, golden weird eyes, and a huge blue crystal weird thingy on her forehead." Elysea said which will earn her a slap if said person is there.
"She went to war with a group of weird evil villains or something and got never came back again!" Akira said innocently.
"I see... I found out that the war's location is at Return Plains." Rena said.
"On to Return Plains~" Akira cheered.
~At Return Plains~
They looked around EVERYWHERE and still no signs of Eve, the Queen of Altera.
"WHERE IS that weird nasod queen thingy?!" Elsword said in frustration.
WHACK!
"How impolite of you!" Aisha scolded. "Why you... Wait- WHAAAA?"
Someone fell from the sky and fell right at... Elsword.
DUAK!
"ARRRRGH! Stupid Unohound that's summoned by a random summoning magic!" the person groaned.
"Who in the world are you?! GET OFF OF ME!" Elsword kicked him away.
DUAK! BRAK!
The random person hit a giant boulder. "I see stars..." he said.
"Who in the world are you anyway?! And how'd you fall from the sky?!" Elsword scolded. (?)
"Don't blame me! Blame the random Unohound for throwing me from Bethma!" the person argued as he stood up.
"FROM BETHMA?!" Aisha shouted in disbelief. "Unohound throoooow!" Akira cheered innocently. They all stared at him. "What?" he said with this face: :D
"What's your name?" Rena asked. "Crisis." he said. "I SAID... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" she shouted. "My name IS Crisis!" he shouted back.
"Strange name you have there." Elsword snickered. "What is your name anyway, huh?!" Crisis said. "My name? Elsword."
"HA! YOUR NAME'S NOT MUCH BETTER THAN MINE!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID, PUNK?!"
"I'M NOT A PUNK!"
"THEN WHAT? GEEK?"
"I'M NOT A GEEK EITHER!"
"SHUTTAP! FIRST, AISHA, THEN CRISIS?! ELS, YOU WANNA MAKE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD YOUR RIVAL NOW?!" Rena scolded.
"Fineeeeee..." he pouted. (?)
Aisha was about to puke. "HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
And another Els and Aisha quarrel was made.
"Ehem... Please ignore them~" Rena said which made Crisis sweatdrooooooop.
"Say, did you see a white haired girl with golden eyes and a strange blue crystal on her forehead?" she asked. "Ooooooooh... Thaaaaaat... I thought it was a manequinn or doll or something... I saw it during the throw." (?) he said.
"Where?" "There." he pointed at a collapsed building.
"Thanks. HEY YOU LOVEBIRDS! STOP YOUR QUARREL ALREADY! WE FOUND EVE!"
More sweatdrops.
"Um... You'll get used to it." Akira assured Crisis with a smile.
"Are you the only one sane here?" Crisis asked him. "Eh-" "Nah, he isn't." Elysea interrupted before going with Rena, Aisha, and Elsword. Akira pouted before following
them.
"WAIT FOR US!"
~At the collapsed building~
"Ugh... This place is creepy..." Aisha complained.
"Any signs of her?" Rena asked. "Nope."
"Let's split up! Elsword, you go with Aisha." "WHY ME?!" he shouted. "Cuz Aisha's scared of the dark!" Rena argued back cheerfully. (?)
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH HER?!" Elsword argued back and put an emphasis on the word "you".
"Cuz your fire could light the way!" she answered. "BUT AISHA CAN ALSO MAKE FIRE!"
"2 IS BETTER THAN ONE RIGHT?" (3: IS moment! XDDDD)
"ARGH... FINE!" Elsword grabbed Aisha's hand before going inside. "W-Wait a minute..!"
"DON'T DO ANYTHING TO HER, ELS! YOU HEAR ME?!" Rena shouted.
Sweatdrooop.
"That was on purpose isn't it?" Elysea sweatdropped. "Yup~ I did it so that they could have some bonding time~" she cheered.
"Let's go go go!"
~later on~
"GUYS! WE FOUND HER!" "Okay!"
They all met up at a small chamber. In that chamber was a large capsule with the Queen of Altera inside.
"How do we wake her up?" Akira asked.
"Let me try! THUNDERBOLT!"
BZZZZZZZZT!
BLAM!
The capsule opened, and the Queen, now had a metal rock band's hair, came out.
"You..." she said in anger.
"Uh oh..."
SLAP!
"OUW! Why am I the one who's slapped?!" Elsword complained.
~Back to Altera~
"Queen Eve! You're back!" A ponggo cheered.
"How's your health, Queen Eve?" A ponggo asked.
"Where have you been all this time?!" Adel demanded.
"Um..." "The toilet.(?)" Elsword interrupted and got a slap.
SLAP!
"OUW!"
"Please ignore him. He is just a clown.(?)" Eve said. "Oooooh... So you're a clown? Why didn't you say so earlier?" Adel asked.
Elsword muttered something that can't be heard.
"Anyways, there's something terrible, Queen Eve! Raven of the Crow Mercenaries is in action again!" Adel said.
"Really? Very well, you people shall accompany me in punishing that idiot." Eve commanded.
"WHO ARE YOU? MY MOM?" (?) Elsword said which completely has nothing to do with accompanying Eve.
SLAP!
"OUWWWWWWWW!"
~At the Black Crow~
"Where's the boss?" Crisis asked.
"Hm... He's-"
Suddenly, music was heard.
Oppa gangnam style!
"Wait- What in the world?! Why is there Gangnam Style music here?!" Aisha asked.
"He's doing it again..." Eve had a dark aura.
"Huh?"
They reached the top of the airship and saw... Raven dancing gangnam style with his crews.
"Oppa gangnam style!" They sang.
The gang sweatdropped.
"ENOUGH OF THIS! HEAVEN'S FIST, SWEEPER!"
BLAM! WHUUUUUUUUSH!
"UAGH!(?)"
"AAAAA!"
"ARGH!"
"MOMMYYYYYYYYY!"
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?! WHO DID THAT?!" Raven shouted before seeing the gang.
"Oh... You're the missing Queen of Altera... Who is rumored to have been in the toilet a whole year aren't you?!" he said.
Eve glared at Elsword. "What? I did nothi- UAAAAAGH!" he got slapped again.
"Enough of this foolishness! You shall be sent to the hospital at once!" Eve said in a determined voice.
"Hospital? But I'm not crazy!" Raven argued. "You are." The gang said innocently.
"WHAT?! YOU...NUCLEAAAAAAR!"
BLEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" The gang got thrown to the other side of the ship.
"You..! You ruined my clothes!" Rena whined.
"PHOENIX STRIKE!"
"MOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!" Raven got burned and fainted.
"Let's take him to the hospital!" Akira said.
~At the Hospital~
Raven woke up. "W-Where am I?!"
"In the stomach of a whale.(?)" Elsword said.
"In the afterlife.(?)" Aisha said.
"In the zoo!(?)" Akira cheered.
"Wherever you want to be.(?)" Elysea said.
"In the Unohound's stomach.(?)" Crisis said.
"You're in the hospital~" Rena said.
Raven seems puzzled. All of a sudden, a nurse came in.
"Raven Crowner, you are arrested for destroying the painting of Mona Lisa (?), destroying the houses' windows with your golden voice (?), gangnam styling everyday (?), and
dropping thousands of sugar in Altera, causing ants to be everywhere. (?)" The nurse said.
"How long?" "Your whole life."
...
"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"SHATTAP! I DIDN'T EVEN SAY THE NEXT ONE YET!" (3: What a nice nurse... *sarcasm*)
"...What is it..?"
"Your other punishment is to help them find the El." the nurse pointed the gang. "So? How about it?"
"...What do you think? OF COURSE I'D HELP THEM!" he screamed. The nurse nodded before leaving.
"Welcome to the gang, Raven." Elsword welcomed him.
"Heh. Thanks."
3: And so Raven got into the gang... In a stupid way. -w-
BTW, Crisis is Light15XV's OC, he's not my OC. :DDDDDDDDDD
Next chapter, Chung shall appear! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
In another stupid way... -w-
But not as stupid as this... Or probably even more stupid! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thanks for reading~ X3