Disclaimer: I don't own Elsword!
3: I'm back~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elysea: Just get on to it. -w-
3: Fineeeee... -w- Meanie.
Elysea: I heard that!
3: *ignores* Here are the replies~
For AkitaEls:
Uh... I dunno? :DDDD #slapped
Kay, kay... Cause I don't wanna break the storyline of Els slapped by Eve... So... :DDDDDDD
Probably cause she thought he did it though :DDDDD #burned
HOW DID YOU KNOW?! OWO You're smart, aren't you? #killed
Of course~ Expect more craziness~ XDDDDDDDDDD
You'll have to stick with these kind of craziness if you wanna read my stories! :DDDDDD
Hai, haaaai~ X3
For RainNight10715:
HERE HE COMES! GET THE BABY CRADLE READY! #SLAPPED
OH NOOOOO! DX *resurrects you*
For Devi Switch Reverse:
He did, he did :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Since I don't know other skills rather than that one, expect to see that legendary word in every battles :DDDDDDDDDDD
Here's the next updateeee~ X3
For Arch Azure Aggressor:
OPPA GANGNAM STYLEEEEE! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sureeeee :DDDDDDDD
For Light15XV:
Hooohooohooo! Yesh! Unohound threw him awaaaaaay~ Maybe I shall get him thrown to Feita or Velder next? :DDDDDDDDDDDD #slapped
Your story? You'll see... some... randomness... :DDDDDDDDDD
Hohohohohohohohohohohohoho~ For Areawill... Wait for Feita :D #killed
Here's the next chapter~
~At Altera~ ~In the morning~
"This is bad, pong! Bad, pong! VERY BAD, PONG!" A ponggo ran into the inn where the Elgang stayed.
"What is it, pong?" Adel asked.
"I heard a weird voice, pong! It sounds like a girl? Or boy? AAARGH! I DON'T KNOW, PONG! BUT IT CRIED FOR HELP ANYWAY, PONG!" the pong shouted in frustration.
"Is that so?! Everyone! Please investigate this matter and report it to me!" Adel commanded the Elgang.
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME-"
WHACK!
"OUUUUUUW!" Elsword cried.
"SHATTAP AND GO!" Aisha shouted.
"WHERE SHOULD WE, ANYWAY?!"
...
"Oh, yeaaaaaaaah... Forgot bout that."
GUBRAK!
"Uh... It's heard inside the transporting tunnel, pong." the ponggo sweatdropped.
"SEE?"
"YEAH. JUST NOW!"
"STOP FIGHTING ALREADY!"
~At the Transporting Tunnel~
They are walking... And walking...
"Stop. I detect poison in the air." Eve said.
"Poison?" Rena asked.
"Yes. Please where these." she gave them mascaras. (?)
"MASCARAS?! ARE YOU KIDDING US?!" Elsword, Crisis, Elysea, and surprisingly, Akira, shouted.
"My bad... Here." she gave them all oxygen masks.
They went inside and heard...
"Who's there..?"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! A GHOST?!" Aisha cried in fear.
"It sounds..." Eve started.
"Like a girl." Elsword, Rena, Akira, and Eve said.
"Anyways, let's just go inside." Crisis suggested.
~Inside~
The Alterasia plant or boss or something appeared. (?)
"T-That's the Alterasian plant! Why is it here?!" Aisha exclaimed.
"That's not important! The important thing is... ISN'T THAT A PERSON?! WHY IS HE OR SHE INSIDE THAT... FREAKY THING YOU CALL A PLANT?!" Elsword shouted.
"Is he okay?!" Akira asked worriedly.
The strange person started to wake up, but then he started to cough due to the poison.
"UHUK! AHAK! UHUEK! AHOK! AHOUK! AHUEOK! AHUEOUK! AHUIK! AHIK! OHIUK! OHOHUHUHOK!" (?) (All: YOU CALL THIS COUGHING?!)
...
"What in the..?" Crisis muttered.
"It seems that he or she is choking." Eve said in a relaxed manner.
"AND HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THAT?! HE'S GONNA DIE OF CHOKING!" (?) The trio: Elsword, Aisha, and Rena exclaimed.
"Who... Who are you..?" The Alterasia plant said in a girly voice.
"IT... IT TALKED!" they all exclaimed, surprised that a strange plant could actually talk.
"Wait a second... Now that I thought of it, that voice sounds familiar..." Akira muttered.
"Huh?"
"AHOEK! AHOHUHOHUHUK! AHAK! AHIK! AHAHAHAK!"
"OKAY! LET'S JUST KILL THIS THING, ALREADY! THAT PERSON'S GONNA DIE!" Elsword shouted.
"SWORD FIRE!"
"BLIZZARD SHOWER!" (3: Good thing that blizzard didn't get as far as North Pole, eh, Aisha? :D #slapped)
"PHOENIX STRIKE!"
"HEAVEN'S FIST, PRESSURE."
"NUCLEAAAAAR!"
"DRAGON PARTY!"
"NIGHT SLASH!"
"JINX SABER!"
"Hyaaaaaaaaa!" The Alterasian plant cried. (?)
"Waaaaaaaa!" The strange person got thrown out and fell...
DUAK!
"UAGH!"
Right at Oberon.
"Fiuh~ It's gone! Finally~~~" Rena cheered.
"Okay, you can stop jinxing, now, Crisis." Akira sweatdropped.
"Triple jinx! Quadruple- Huh? It's dead?" Crisis said.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Uh... Where... Where am I..?" The strange person woke up. Beforee... fainting again...
...
"Ah. I forgot to give him the oxygen mask." Eve remembered.
"WHY DID YOU FORGEEEEET?" they all said.
~Back to Altera~
"Oh... I see, pong... So this person was inside the Alterasian plant, pong..." Adel commented.
"Who is he, anyway?" Aisha asked.
"I have no idea, pong. Though he seems familiar, pong."
The strange person woke up.
"Oh! He woke up, pong!"
"We could see that, baka."
WHACK!
"IMPOLITE PERSON!" Aisha scolded.
"Ouuuuw..."
The person stared at them with sleepy eyes.
"Good morning..." he said.
"Good morning..?" They replied, unsure.
BRUK
"Zzz..." the person went back to sleep.
"YOUUUUU!" Elsword got frustrated.
PLAK!
"HUWAAAAA!" the strange person got startled by the slap of Elsword and woke up.
"BAKA! WHY'D YOU SLAP HIM?!"
"HE WENT BACK TO SLEEP, THAT'S WHY!"
"NO NEED TO SLAP!"
"YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SLAPPED BEFORE!"
"SHATTAP!"
...
"Um... Who are you guys?" the strange person asked innocently with a huge question mark above his head.
GUBRAAAAAK
"Y-You just noticed us..?" Raven said, shocked.
"Ah! I just remembered!" Akira exclaimed all of a sudden.
"You're Chung, right?" he continued.
"Akira?" Chung blinked.
"WAAAAAAA~ AKIRAAAAA! LONG TIME NO SEEEE!" he cheered.
"LONG TIME NO SEE, CHUNG!" he replied.
"What in the..?" the elgang said.
"You know him? Elysea asked.
"Yep~ He's the prince of Hamel! I went there... 5 years ago!" he explained.
Krik... Krik... Krik...
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"So that's why he seems familiar!" Rena gasped.
"Who's he?" Crisis asked. Everyone looked him with a 'What?!' face.
"How'd you get here?" Raven asked.
"A weird looking monster threw me here..." Chung explained while his "pikachu" ears went down.
"... Did it have some weird, black things that turns around and seems like its made of steel?" Crisis asked.
"Yep."
'I KNEW IT!" Crisis thought in horror and has a face that screams 'MOMMYYYYYYY!" (3: #slapped)
"Isn't that Unohound? Crisis, you have Unohound phobia now?" Akira asked innocently.
"I AM NOT SCARED OF THAT STRANGE FREAKY MONSTER YOU CALL AN UNOHOUND! IN FACT, I'D RATHER CUT IT INTO SHREDS OR PIECES AND ROAST IT INTO BARBECUE THEN FEED IT TO THE PIRANHAS AND SHARKS!" Crisis shouted.
"Hiiiiiiii!" Chung and Akira said in horror before hiding under different tables.
"You guys twins or something?" Raven asked.
"No." they replied at the same time.
Beep Beep Beep Beep
Eve looked surprised.
"Oh no..." she said.
"What is it, Eve?" Rena asked.
"The Core... Altera Core is being controlled by another force! If it goes too far, the whole island might collapse!" Eve exclaimed.
"WHAT?!"
"How could we stop it?!" Elysea asked, half shouting.
"I don't know yet... But it seems that something is controlling it. We'll need to go there as fast as we can!" Eve stated.
"THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? THE SHARKS?!(?) LET'S GO!" Elsword shouted.
They all ran out of the inn.
"H-Hey!" Adel exclaimed.
3: Chapter 5 is done! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Chung has appeared! Can anyone guess his class? Anyways, it'll be revealed in the next chapter! :D
Thanks for reading~