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3: OKAY! They're going to Altera core! The next chapter, it would be Feita! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Of course, Feita's story will also be random... :D
Elgang: *bad feeling*
Here's the replies!
For Light15XV:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
For Demonic Twilight Aggressor:
owo whut? And I see you've changed your name yet again. owo"
For Devi Switch Reverse:
Ehehehehehe... :D
Oberon will just have someone thrown at him :D
For Blade of Zero Light:
Kekekekekeke... Which one's even random? This or the chapter earlier? :D
HOW'D YOU KNOW? OWO #slapped
On to the story! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
~At Altera Core~
"What's with all of these... nasods?!" Elsword said, careful to not angering the now scary Eve by saying robots.
"We have arrived..." Eve said in an angry way. They entered the automatic door (?) and saw...
"A ROBOT IN THE TOILET?!" Elsword exclaimed in shock.
"YOU HUMAN! I AM NOT A ROBOT IN THE TOILET! I JUST HAD NO FEET!" King nasod shouted back, which cause them all to cover their ears.
"IT STILL LOOKED LIKE A TOILET TO US!" Akira exclaimed.
"YOU..."
"STOP THIS SHOUTING SPREE RIGHT NOW!" Rena scolded.
"Yes..." King nasod(?), Elsword, and Akira said.
"Huh? So you're here too, Eve..." King nasod glared.
"Shut up you nonsense nasod of a toilet. (?)" Eve deathglared. "I remember that I created you with feet, now where is it now?! You have become a toilet nasod." she continued.
"I'M NOT A TOILET NASOD, YOU TRAITOR OF THE NASOD KINGDOM!"
"T-Traitor?! I'm not a traitor! Why did you say so?!" she asked.
"You have gone with the humans. AND YOU'RE NOT ONE TO TALK! I HEARD YOU SPENT A WHOLE YEAR IN THE TOILET!"
"WHAT?! YOU..."
"STOP THIS TOILET TALK RIGHT NOW!" Rena screamed. Elysea sweatdropped. "What has become of this world..." she muttered.
Crisis said, "What is a toilet, anyway? (?)" Everyone stared at him.
"YOU'VE NEVER GONE TO THE TOILET?!" they shouted in disbelief.
"Ooooooh, I remember what's a toilet now. Please excuse my random sentence earlier." he said.
"Seems that he has toilet amnesia." King nasod stated like a boss! (?)
"Wait a minute, WHY'RE WE TALKING LIKE WE'RE FRIENDS?! DIE YOU... HUMANS! ... AND NASODS!"
"Miss Eve's the only nasod here, Mr. Toilet-san! (?)" Chung exclaimed innocently.
"YOU..! I'M NOT A TOILET!"
"THEN WHY'RE YOU SITTING ON ONE?!" The boys shouted.
"PLEASE STOP THIS TOILET TALK!" Rena screamed.
"Anyways... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" King nasod shouted before preparing an attack.
"Everyone! Destroy the cores!" Eve commanded.
Aisha used Blizzard shower on the 2 cores at the right, and Elysea used Dragon Shower on the left. The 4 cores got destroyed. (3: owo)
"UARGH!" King nasod shouted in pain.
"Destroy that core in the middle!"
"Sword Fire!"
"Thunderbolt!"
"Phoenix Strike!"
"Nuclear!"
"Space Wrench!"
"Dragon Dance!"
"Dark Storm!"
"UAAAAAGH!" King nasod exclaimed.
The core disappeared.
"Shoot!" Elsword said.
"You... YOU HUMANS! ... AND NASOD!"
"You finally got it correct!" Chung cheered.
King nasod banged the sides of the platform their standing and all of them flew up. They fell down...
DUAK! (?)
"Ouch..." Elsword groaned.
"Ouwieeeee..." Aisha whined.
Elysea was riding on a dragon, so she was saved from the fall. Akira was riding on a flying monster thingy that eve the author herself could not explain. It's black colored nonetheless.
"You... HEAVEN'S FIST!"
"AGH!" King nasod got hit by his own fist. (?)
"Now that's what I call a taste of your own medicine!" Akira cheered.
The core in the middle appeared again.
"NOW!"
"Rising Slash!"
"Chain Burst!"
"Humming Wind!"
"Nuclear!"
"Heaven's Fist!"
"OUW! DON'T USE MY FIST!"
"Dragon Party!"
"Kuroi! Use Gothic Beam!
BLEDAAAAAAR!
A black, giant beam came out of the flying thingy's mouth.
"Jinx Strike! Jinx! Double Jinx! Triple jinx! Quadruple jinx!"
"Gigantic Impact!
DUAAAAR!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" King nasod died.
"Fiuh! He lost! Finally!" Elsword exclaimed.
"Hey! Here's the El!" Aisha ran to them with the El she just found on the ground.
"Great! Now we could go back to Ruben~" Rena said cheerfully.
~At Ruben~
"You found the El! Oh? Who are they?" Lowe asked.
"They're friends we got on our journey." Aisha explained.
" I see. I thank you for helping us." he bowed to them.
"No problem." Raven replied.
"The problem here is done, but unfortunately another problem has arise." Lowe said.
"Huh? What is it?" Elsword asked.
"A letter came to us from Feita. They said that a war will be made next year. We wanted to help them, but the we need to protect this place. I think we'd be there too late..." he explained.
"Don't worry! We'll help!" Chung assured him.
"Really? You would? I'm afraid you won't since recovering the El must have already been a hard task." he said.
"Nah, it's pretty fun." Crisis said.
"Thank you! Then I suggest that you could train until next year. I wish you good luck." Then he left them.
"So, what should we do?" Aisha asked.
"We should split up." Raven suggested.
"Okay. We'll meet each other again in Feita!" Rena smiled.
"I wonder where should I train..." Elsword said in wonder.
"Oh! Els, I know a person who could teach you. He's a rune slayer named Penensio. Follow me!" Chung cheered.
"Thanks, Chung." They both left.
"I'm going to Velder. I heard Noah the ice princess could teach me some things. See you again!" Aisha left.
"Then I suppose I should go back to my island." Rena said. She left.
"I'm going to get back to my airship. I'll try to see what kind of training I could do." Raven left.
"I'm going to activate the code: Empress." Eve left with Oberon.
"How about you, Crisis?" Akira asked.
"Dunno. I don't know where I should train." he shrugged.
"Why don't the three of us go on a journey or something? It'll be fun!" Akira cheered.
"Sure, why not?" Crisis said.
Elysea just nodded.
However, they do not know what they would face there. Whatever it is, their adventure will still be a random adventure they wouldn't forget.
3: Done! The next chapter is Feita!
Oh, I'm sure you all know this, but Chung's class is Fury Guardian. Or in other words... FAN GIRL! #slapped
It's still FG though... QwQ
Thanks for reading~ X3