Everyone was at Nepeta's tea party. She had setup a a big circular table, some tea cups, sweets and her fluffy stuffed toys. The heat was starting to get to them, most complaining about the AC.
"Equihuss is fixing it right meow! Hope he does it quickly though... But he will eventually. He always does!" Nepeta held a small pink teacup, sticking her pinky out. Her hat rested on her powerful quads.
"I bet he will Nep!" Aradia pointed her tea cup towards Nepeta, spilling a bit of the strange brew that was served. Rose took a short sip, Kanaya by her side with her dim glow while Sollux munched some cupcakes with John and the Mayor.
"Joooooooohn! I'm really hot!" A small drip of sweat rolled down Vriska's forehead to her nose.
"Yes Vris, you are." John didn't pay much attention, his mouth covered in frosting and pieces of cake "I-I mean...What? Yes,NO! Hm... I'm going to shut up now." He widen his eyes, clenching his cheeks in hopes that she didn't figured what he meant.
"The fuck you talking about? Anyway... Can't we open a window or something? I'm actually getting dizzy from the heat." Vriska placed her hand on her head to emphasize her statement.
"Sure we can, would you like to doom us to a slow and painful death due to the vacuum of space?" Said Sollux, lifting his head from a munching session, a mean grin on his face.
"Fuck you Sollux" She narrowed her eyes at him, staring him down
"Only if you go fuck yourself on John's bonebulge first, Shitrska"
"Or you two stop fucking shouting or, I swear to gog, will use your blood on my shipping wall, okay?" Nepeta intervened in a calm and almost cutesy tone while lifting one of her claws.
"Nepeta, what's the meaning of this?" Equius stood behind her, casting a pretty big shadow on his furrends.
"Oh shit... EQUIHUSS! They were ruining my party!" She scoffed, crossing her arms over her chest, clearly upset.
"Anyway, I bear good and bad news. Which do you prefer to hear first? Nevermind, lowbloods don't get to vote. Bad news is that we will only have lights on the dining hall and the AC won't come back for at least two days." He had a serious expression on his face.
"And what's the good news? Everything you just said was pretty shitty to me." Sollux spat out loudly
"Well mustard blood, the good news is that since we are on a meteor, we aren't using many of the machines. So I made a route to use the cooling pools to our... Um... Refreshment needs." He picked a small control from his belt, pressing the white button on it, making the floor tremble. "Please follow me"
He took them to the living-room, right in the middle of where was once the couches and some tables, stood a fucking huge circle of iron with a side stair plus some recliner chairs. The wallpaper was a photostock picture of a beach with palm trees and a huge sun.
"I took the liberty to decorate it with a Beach theme, and before you ask, the lights are powered with an extension from the dining hall" His chest puffed with pride as the group let out confused awes.
"Hm... Inside the tank it's not technically water but some chemicals that maintain a temperature of 21ยบ. I recommend that you change into... Smaller, bathing related outfits... God that sounds lewd." He marched to the shadows, hiding away from their eyes.

"So yeah... That's about it, I guess." Karkat lay on his bed staring at the ceiling.
"Hm... I think I know what you have." Dave remained seated on a chair, legs crossed and hands together. "You are a major wimp, it's a pretty serious condition"
"Fuck you Dave, I thought you could help me out!" Karkat shouted at him, lifting his torso.
Dave maintained his poker face, almost smirking at him "Dude, only you can solve your fucking problems, talking about it only helps you figure it out."
"Holy shit Dave! You are a motherfucking brain ninja! Sometimes I think that I underrate you intelligence. All this time instead of solving shit, I've been ducking my chicken ass from them!" His face lit up at his sudden realization.
"I'm pretty fucking awesome, I know." He flicked his collar in a pimping motion.
"Now... FUCK OFF FROM MY FUCKING ROOM!"
"Chill, I'm out man. See you later" Dave patted KK's head while heading out, leaving him alone on his bed."
Karkat held his legs up to his chest, muttering to himself "Time for a change..."

"Aradia, I isn't this a bit to reviling?" Terezi stood by the door of the changing room. "I can smell your belly and thighs, you know?"
"Whoa... That sounded pretty wrong. But doesn't it look cute? I think Sol is going to like it.." Aradia did a quick twirl showing off her maroon with black dots swimsuit. Her were covered by a triangle tied behind her back and neck.
"If I was Sollux, I'd pail you so hard right now" Terezi sticked her tongue out, giggling at her.
"Tez,that was really uncanny and uncomfortable... But thanks!"
Terezi wore a cyan sports bra and black shorts since Equius managed to bring out a volleyball court (how does he find so much shit?)
"I look pretty cute with this actually" Nepeta jumped out from her booth wearing a full olive green swimsuit with her sign on the front.
"Yes you do dear, the cutest."Kanaya stroked her head as Nep purred with happiness. She wore a light green bikini, her D sized breasts held by a twisted strapless top.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! Why do we need to use these fucking tight underwear? Aren't pants enough?" Sollux tugged against his mustard colored trunks. All the guys wore the same outfit except for Dave and John. They swapped their beach shorts, red and blue.
"Sucks to be you man, Karkat got the full leggings. At least you can shake that fine ass booty around the pool" Dave snickered at Sollux, trying to piss him off.
"Shall we go now? The dames are probably ready..." Equius shredded legs were accentuated by his rather small bathing shorts. Holy shit he looks like marble, holy fuck.
They followed him back to the living-room. The air was uncomfortably hot, making everyone sweat as if in a sauna. The girls were already "tanning" under the UV lights, Nepeta and Terezi played volleyball, Kanaya read a book on the stretcher with Rose massaging her feet. Feferi dipped her hand on the "water", Equius had instructed them to wait till everyone was ready.
Vriska was applying lotion to her legs and thighs when she spotted John.
"John! Could you be useful to me and rub this on my back? My skin is too soft for these shitty lights."
"Bitch much?" Sollux coughed out before walking up to Aradia. "Holy fuck! You look really hot in those clothes!" He kissed her forehead gently, giving her a tight hug.
"Sol! Did you really like it?" Her face lit up with a huge smile, her cheeks blushing a bit.
"Fuck yes Hun! Look at those hips..." He pulled her closer, kissing her softly on the lips.
"Sollux! Not here!" She poked at his chest, giggling like a mad girl.
"Sorry... Couldn't help myself. My matesprit is too hot."
"Stooop! You are making me blush!" She cupped her face, swinging her hips around.
"GET A FUCKING ROOM JACKASSES!" Karkat shouted across the room.
"FUCK YOU KK!" Sollux huffed, taking Aradia by the hand and sitting next to her on a recliner.

Karkat walked towards the pool, he was getting pretty sweaty, making himself uncomfortable.
"Hey Kar!Glub." Feferi waved at him from across the pool.

AND IM BACK!