Disclaimer: I don't own Elsword!

3: I. AM. BACK! XDDDDDDD

Elysea: owo Wow... This is... Absurd...

3: QwQ WHY?

Elysea: Cause you updated twice a day. o.o

Akira: THE WORLD IS ENDING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS! QAQ

3: MEANIE. OWO

Replies:

For Azu-kun a.k.a Arch Demonic Aggressor/Blazing Dark Hades:

Elysea: You will never beat me. e.e

Akira: *sweatdrop* E-El-chan..? o.o

3: owo Sorry... I already wrote the info there...

YOUR BROTHER?! OWO

For Devi Switch Reverse:

You just noticed that? :D #bombed

I ALSO DID, AND I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT! XDDDDDDDDDDD

Pretty much :3 #slapped

Here it is~ X3

BTW, just let him listen to that :D

IT WOULD BE AWESOMEEEEEEE! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey! I got another idea! X3333333333

Also... You play like mad... owo

But you used less skills it seems... QwQ

My brother here uses storm blade as if there is no tomorrow. owo

And he always got mvp... Not now though, cause the level is... owo #slapped for being OOT

On to the story~

No one's POV

~In the Shrine of Dedication~

~At DA BOSS!~ (#slapped)

Crisis glared at Durahan.

"You... YOU'RE UNOHOUND(?) AREN'T YOU?! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THROWING ME ALL THE WAY TO ALTERA!" he shouted.

Unohound flinched from reading his comic book. (?)

"What?! I'm not Unohound!" It/he said. (?)

"YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!" Crisis yelled.

All of a sudden, Durahan burped. (?)

The Elgang closed their noses.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Aisha whined.

"Huaaah... Eating humans(?) is always the best, isn't it?" Durahan asked to no one in particular.

"WHAT?! YOU ATE HUMANS?!" Rena screamed. "B-But you don't even have a mouth!"

"WHO CARES? Anyways... It's your turn now!" he exclaimed before dashing to them.

"HEAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

They all ran away from the shadow that appeared on the ground. However, Akira got a light bulb on top of his head.

"El-chan! What's the Durahan's weakness?" (?) he asked.

"H-Huh? Water, why?" (?)

Akira got a 10 meters tall and 5 meters wide bottle(?) full of red liquid or something (?) out of nowhere and placed in on the shadow. Then, he shouted...

"CANNON BALLLLLL!" (?)

"CANNON BALLLLLLLLL!" Durahan followed. (?)

BRUUUUUUSH

"EWWWWWWWWW! It's full of tomato sauce(?) now!" Rena whined.

Akira closed the lid and put a paper labeled, "DURAHAN SAUCE! (?) DELICIOUS! Yet, DO NOT OPEN!" on the bottle.

They all sweatdropped.

"Wait a minute, Akira! He ate people! What would happen to them?!" Areawill asked.

"Oh yeah..." Then he opened the lid again and broke the bottle with his sword.

"EWWWWWW!" Aisha and Rena whined. Eve glared at the tomato-sauce-filled floor.

"Uhuk! Uhuk!" Durahan coughed. Akira gave a punch at his stomach, making him or it throw up. (?) In other words, vomit. (?)

2 people came out of the Durahan's mouth. (?)

"EWWWWWWWWWWW! DISGUSTING! THIS IS DISGUSTING I SAY!" The girl screamed.

"Shuttap, Haruhi!" The other person scolded.

"Buuuut..." she whined.

The Elgang sweatdropped.

"Who in the world are you?!" Raven demanded.

"... We'll tell of course. But first... Could you get us out of here?" The boy asked.

~In an inn~

After they were cleaned from the vomit of Durahan, they all sat down on a sofa.

"Who are you guys?" Elsword asked.

"I'm Kazuma. This is Haruhi." The boy said.

"Hello~" The girl smiled.

Jun, who was sitting across those 2, fell down from his chair. (?)

"B-Bro-Brother?!" he asked.

BRAK!

"It's you, Jun?!" Kazuma asked in shock, slamming the table.

"I-I-I MISSED YOU, BRO!" He cheered before running to his brother. (?) (3: #killed)

Jun evaded him.

BRUK

"I'm not weird like you, bro! Get away from me!" he shouted.

"Geez... Meanie brother..." Kazuma said while rubbing his head.

Allegro and Lento came in.

"How are they?" Lento asked.

"We're fine, Lento-san." Haruhi said, still sweatdropping at the strange sight.

"Good. We'll be sending you to the Spiral Corridor. However, beware. None of our troops are able to defeat Teach the Tyrant." Lento said.

"On it! We'll be beating him in no time!" Elsword exclaimed before they left.

Allegro sweatdropped. "I... Don't think that they would win so easily..."

Lento nodded. "Yeah... Especially with that..." he said in horror.

~In the Spiral Corridor~

A group of soldiers ran from the place.

"We give uuup! We give uuuuup!" They screamed.

The Elgang stared at their retreating figure.

"Huh? What happened?" Chung asked.

Aoi shrugged. "I don't know."

"I have a bad feeling coming from this place..." Raven said, glaring at the spiral corridor.

Nevertheless, they went in.

~At the boss~

They came into a place that seems like a... classroom..?

"What the..." Elysea muttered. Teach appeared out of nowhere.

"Sit down." he/it said sternly.

"?"

"I SAID SIT DOWN!" Teach the tyrant shouted.

They all flinched and sat at random seats.

"Hmph. Good." Teach sat at the teacher's seat.

"Now, I shall be asking you questions. If you could answer them all without any wrong, I will leave. But if you could not, I won't, and you must leave. UNDERSTOOD?"

They gulped and nodded.

"Good. I will be asking you 5 questions. The first question is... What is the real name of Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland?" Teach asked.

"What the?! Who could answer this?!" Elsword shouted in disbelief.

Eve raised her hand. "Yes?"

"Samuel Clemens." she answered.

Teach looked surprised that someone could answer that. Fearing that they might win, he made a rule.

"Hm... Good job. However, I will now make a rule. You only need to answer 4 more questions, and there are 12 of you. So... The one who already answered could no longer answer the next questions. Understood?"

Elsword yelled, "WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

"SHUTTAP! I make the rules here!" Teach glared. Elsword muttered something that can't be heard.

"The second question. Who invented the first mechanical reaper?" Teach asked.

"Cyrus McCormick!" Aisha exclaimed.

"C-Correct... The third question... What led to the invention of the Teddy Bear?"

Elysea yawned. "President Theodore Roosevelt and some men went hunting one day, but the president refused to kill a bear cub. So they made bear dolls, naming them Teddy Bears."

"Hey! I wanted to answer that!" Akira whined.

"Better luck next time, then." She replied.

Teach was getting pale. "Uh... T-The fourth question..! Who is the American General who led Operation Desert Storm?"

"General Colin Powell!" Akira exclaimed before pouting because he wanted to answer the question before.

Elsword, Raven, and Chung stared at him, completely shocked that Akira is actually a smart person. (?) Even they had no idea what Operation Desert Storm was. And to be honest, even 3 herself doesn't know what that is! She only knows the name of the general! (#slapped)

Teach was getting even paler. "Uh... Uh... W-What's pika?"

Silence

Teach sighed in relief. There seems to be no one who knows the answer.

"No one? Well then, you guys should all-"

"PLEASE, CHUNG! ANSWER IT!" Raven pleaded at Chung. Teach froze.

"N-No! I don't want to!" Chung whined.

"Please?" Eve said with puppy dog eyes. All of them were quite surprised that Eve knew how to make one.

Chung blushed slightly. "U-Um... O-Okay..."

He took a deeeeeeep breath...

"The pika, archaically spelled pica, is a small mammal, with short limbs, rounded ears, and no external tail. The name pika is used for any member of the Ochotonidae, a family within the order of lagomorphs, which also includes the Leporidae, rabbits and hares. One genus, Ochotona, is recognised within the family, and it includes 30 species. It is also known as the "whistling hare" due to its high-pitched alarm call when diving into its burrow. The name "pika" appears to be derived from the Tungus piika." he said quickly.

Everyone stared at him.

"You a wikipedia, bro?" Kazuma asked.

Chung sulked in a corner. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Seems that he doesn't want to be found out that he's actually quite fond of pikas." Jun said, sweatdropping.

Rena smiled as if nothing was wrong and turned to Teach.

"Now~~ What did you promise us?~" she asked.

"Eh-"

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!" Rena yelled and kicked him up to the sky with fire in her eyes.

BRAK!

The ceiling broke from Teach flying up to the sky.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

CLING!

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Uh... Okay? The next place is Underground Chapel, right?" Aisha asked, uncertain.

"Yep~ Let's go back for now~~~" Rena cheered.

They went back to the inn.

3: Chapter 8, done~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD

Elysea: owo Weird...

3: :D Ohohohohohoho~~~~~By the way, I'm sorry if Kazuma or Haruhi is OOC, Azu-kun... You see... I have completely no info on who they are except that Kazuma is Jun's brother. owo

Since Jun wears Ragna's clothing, I made Kazuma like Jin, soooo~~~ :D

Thanks for reading~