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Liro

"Tsuna, Give me my juice box!" I yelled at the gravity-defining hair boy reaching to grab the juice box from his hands. The boy yelped and sunk into his car seat.

"HIIIII! B-b-but this-this is my juice box N-n-nii-san!" He whimpered, bringing the box closer to his chest. I extended my arm even more and to snatch it away. He whimpered. "S-stop, it's mine!"

"No! It's mine!"

"You tell him Lee. Don't give up; you gotta be strong till the very end." I heard my daddy say to me.

He looked back from the front seat and gave me a serious glare. "You have to fight for what you want or else you'll be walked on by idiots like him." He pointed to the man beside him who glared in response.

"You're basically telling your kid to bully mine. Don't corrupt my little girl or mess with my adorable kid you sick bastard." Papa said with a scowl. My daddy scowled back.

"Who are you calling your little girl idiot? Don't call Lee yours, beast." He got up close to papa's face and scowled even worse. "And despite Tsuna being my adorable son, if he's like you, I can't blame him for being bullied, clumsy-mitsu."

Papa growled and the car swerved as he reached for daddy's mocking face.

I ignored their stupid fight and focused on my objection. I pushed Tsuna's face back into his seat and reached for his juice during the distraction. That sly imp actually put up a fight and kept it away.

"N-n-no NII-SAN!" he screamed, slobbering my hand with his drool. I would've been disgusted and grossed out if my chubby finger hadn't touched cardboard.

Bingo

I reached out more and more and was close to grabbing it-I could feel it within my tiny grasp-until I felt someone push my head and hit it with tremendous force. I stopped pushing Tsuna head, and grabbed my head.

"Itaiiiiii!" That freaking hurt. Who the hell di-

I looked up and saw my- scary as hell-mom glaring down. I froze falling instinctively back into my seat-my urge for juice completely vanishing.

After a few scaring minutes, she stopped looking at me (Thank bob, I almost peed myself) and turned to the two men in front. She hit daddy upside the head and slapped papa with the same tremendous force she used on me-the car veered to the right.

If I was really being honest with myself, I'd say they got it worse. The car veered again as another sickeningly slap vibrated through the car.

Ouch.

I saw the two men look back at momma-more so daddy, papa just looked through the mirror since he was driving- clutching their heads and very red cheeks. Daddy was the stupid one to give in first. "W-what did you do that for Mara?"

Mommy glared back. Tsuna and I shrunk in our seat. The poor fool.

"Because, honey-" She said with a sickeningly sweet voice. "-you two ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!" She yelled. The car veered again. This time I heard a car from the outside honk and curse back in response. Sorry dude.

"Did it ever occur to both of you that you're putting us all in danger? We're in a FREAKIN CAR YOU IDIOTS!" Mom continued as she hissed the last part out, handing a napkin to a, very rare, serious-faced mama.

Mama just looked at Papa and daddy and frowned as she cleaned Tsuna's stupid face. "Mara's right honey."

She said looking directly at papa. "You shouldn't fight while we have kids in a moving vehicle dear."

"They shouldn't fight in the car at all." Mommy hissed. Papa and daddy scratched their heads and looked away like I did when mommy yells at me to stop hitting Tsuna with his own toys.

Mommy huffed and glared at them before turning towards me again. I sunk into my seat finding it strangely comfortable at the moment. "That goes for you too young lady. I can still see you, don't try to hide. Don't go taking what's not yours in the first place. If you want a juice box I'll give you one. Stop bullying Tsuna into getting his. "

I stared at her blankly, hiding my fear really well If I say so myself, choosing to not answer back at her accusation.

Wrong thing to do. I felt her hit my head again and took a page from Tsuna's loser book. "HIIIII!" I looked up at her with teary eyes.

"H-Hai! I-I Understand Mommy!" I said as she glared me with her scary eyes.

I heard Tsuna, from the side, chuckle. Despite the tremendous fear I felt, I found myself glaring back at him.

He 'HIIII'ed and sunk into his seat sipping his juice box trying to avoid my glare. Too bad Mr. Cool-pants sipped his juice too fast and started coughing up a storm. I smirked in victory.

Karmas a bitch, dude…I know….It always tends to attack me the most.

"LEE!" I heard mommy yell again. I winced and turned back-smile vanishing and fear crawling back.

Someone grabbed my shoulder.

"Don't pick on her too much mom. She made a mistake so what? She's just a kid, let it slide this time." A soft voice said beside me. I looked up spying my older brother Vern yawn as he looked at mommy with sleepy eyes.

Vern had light Chestnut hair that reached the bottom of his neck, a pretty-prince face and soft, tired blue eyes. To Tsuna and me, he looked like a big old lazy tom cat. To everyone else he looks like one of those rock star people you'd normally see in a fashion magazine or TV.

Out of all my Brothers, he was the calmest, gentlest and oldest-he was 15 years old-way too old in my opinion. He was my favorite.

He yawned again and looked at me. He smiled tiredly, like a cat waking up from a nap and petted my head. "Aren't I right Lee? "

I smiled back and nodded. He smiled even wider…until we felt the murderous vibe.

We looked back and saw Mommy glaring at us. Vern stopped smiling. He laughed wearily and stopped petting me, scooting to the edge of his seat, far, far away.

He shot me a sorrowful- yet unregretful- look, looked out the car window and pretended to go back to sleep. I glared at his back. Traitor

Mommy looked back at me and handed me another juice box-already use to her kid's strange behavior. I could've cared less and just sipped down my juice to avoid the devil's stare. And people called me evil.

Momma looked around the car and sighted tiredly. "You all are just too much. Can't we just spend a day being a normal, happy-if not just a little dysfunctional- family." Mommy said as her message her head. "Is it really too much to ask."

Mama laughed wiping Tsu-kun's stupid face. "Maa Mara-chan, calm down. You're stressing yourself out again. I think everyone is just excited about going to the park. If you don't stop worrying, you'll give yourself another headache again and gray hair."

Mama grabbed her hair and showed it to her up close as proof. Mommy groaned leaning her head on mama's shoulder.

Poor mom, but I don't blame her. Have you ever met our stupid bunch up family? No….than count yourself lucky.

I'm just glad only one of my stupid brothers came this time, if they were all here, than that would suck. I looked out the window, contempt with drinking juice, looking at the park ahead.

Kokuyo land

Evidently, mine and Tsuna's stupid dads felt bad for practically neglecting us a majority of our puny lives, they thought it be fun if they treated us all to a nice family, with close friends, outing.

I believe it's just a way to bribe us so we won't, will mostly me and Tsuna, be mad at them for not being here. We'll it ain't working, at least for me it ain't.

Hey, they missed my dodge ball game, I can be bitter about their constant ditching.

Anyway, after that hypocrite jii-chan left, who I forgave after he bought me a big old cookie-cake, we settled into the car and well …here we are now.

Driving to our destination , cramped up in a little car, driven and navigated by two temperamental men with two mommies and a lazy brother, who all think this is considered normal, just to spend our final day with our stupid dads, who we won't probably see for who knows how long.

…If you haven't noticed, I'm not too happy with this.

But whatever, it's not like my opinion matters.

After all, I'm just a kid and apparently adults don't think that kids ar- OMG THERE'S A ROLLERCOSTER OVER THERE!

I dropped the juice box and pressed my chubby face to the window. We were already in the parking lot so, despite mom and mama's yell of disapproval, I unbuckled myself from my car seat and looked at the amusement park.

There were a bunch a people but, you could still see all the big rides, yells of excitement, and all the yummy smells of junk food from inside. I felt myself smile bigger.

I turned to my mom and all the other occupants with a big grin. I jumped up and down, scaring Tsuna, and pointed out the window. "We're going there! Are we going there? Is that what an amusement park is?"

I turned towards my daddy and papa, who had already parked the car and were now looking back at me. "Can we go in now!?" I yelled forgetting completely my anger.

I felt my mom hold me down and saw papa and daddy share a look before they grinned back at me.

Daddy got out the car first and papa looked back at me with his white teeth shining. "Hai Lee, that's Kokuyo land." He finished with a grin. I saw daddy open the door and mama and mommy got off.

Vern got out and unbuckled Tsuna letting him accidently fall to the floor. Tsuna cried, which led to mommy hitting Vern upside the head, which lead Vern to baby Tsuna immediately.

I ignored him, and jumped in place impatiently. I started getting irritated and pointed at daddy. "Hurry up daddy! The rides are calling me. HURRY U-"

I felt my feet leave the ground.

I turned to see papa smiling back at me. I smiled hitting the sweet-smelling air as he took me out of the claustrophobic car. He put me uptop of his shoulders and closed the car door.

But who cares about that, I was so high up; I could see the entire parking lot up here. I knew papa was tall, but not by this much….HE WAS HUGE.

We went on our way and met with the rest of our people, Tsuna riding on top of Vern, as we join the crowd going in.

I couldn't help but jump on papa's shoulder waiting in line for tickets. Why couldn't this line go faster? How long can it possibly take for people to take some money and let you in? Apparently a lot.

I heard papa laugh below me. I looked down at him and his grin widened. "You're excited aren't you? Hard to believe that just thirty minutes ago you were bluntly refusing to come here because this place sounded weird and stupid." He finished with a hardy laugh echoed by mamas and mommy.

I pouted, my cheeks feeling hot. "W-well….what do you expect, form a place called a health land. No offence to all the hygienic freaks out there, but that sounds incredibly boring and lame. "They laughed, but I ignored them and looked back to the park. They just hate'in my reasonable reason, who cares about them.

We finally got to the ticket counter after the loooooongest time. We bought our tickets and heard mommy talking to us about being normal, and polite, and blah…who cares. I just focused on Tsuna instead.

He was gasping in awe at the park in front of him, holding onto his ticket for dear life after being told by papa that if he lost it he couldn't go in. I smirked- he looked so innocent and full of wonder.

Well…..were gonna have to change that won't we?

I looked back to the park again. Oh yeah, this was going to be a fun day.

Tsuna

This is the worst day ever.

"P-p-please….n-no mooore Nii-san! " I pleaded with the boy dragging me by my hand.

Ride, after ride, after so many scary rides. Ever since we've gotten to this big, loud place nii-san has been dragging me with him to ride on every ride possible. And when I mean all the rides, I mean all the rides that I'm 100 percent sure, little kids aren't supposed to ride on.

But that didn't stop nii-san; oh it most certainly did not.

I've cried so much, I don't think I'll ever cry again in my life. Like right now as nii-san drags me to that humongous big ride that has a sign that clearly says not for children.

But nii-san's daddy, my papa, and Vern nii-san will probably have a 'nice' talk with the owner again and well….we got on that drop tower didn't we, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because we were five feet tall.

Oh, my eyes are feeling wet….. Huh, well at least I know I can still cry. I wined again and let out a cry.

Nii-san turned to me with an annoyed expression. "Huh..?" he replied obviously mad at having to stop.

I felt a wave of nausea hit me and suddenly nii-san didn't look as scary, as the world spun around.

Nii-san still looked annoyed despite my evident swaying. "What's up with you bitch? Don't tell me you're getting sick already from the last ride? That was a kiddie coaster Tsuna, for 3 year olds, man up stupid. What're you five?"

I am five.

I looked at Nii-san and saw where we we're heading next again. I heard the screams as the people hovered by. I stopped and made nii-san stop too.

I heard his complain but I ignored it when I felt the color drain from my face. The ride was so tall; it reached the top of the tallest building here. People sat in chairs and they were being swung around so fast, they look like they could be thrown far away at any minute. And I was soon gonna be the one to ride that.

The world started spinning around.

Then I felt my stomach churn and hurt and…-"UGHHHHH!"

"EHHH...W-WHAT THE…T-T-TSUNA DON'T DO THA- MOMMY!

"Okay, so maybe we need to give the park rides a little break, ne Mara-chan?" my mommy said as she finished putting my sweater on. I looked beyond her towards nii-san's very pretty mom and saw her smile back as she placed nii-san on the floor.

"You read my mind Nana-chan. I guess their first time at a park was just too much for these two to handle." She said as she put nii-san and my dirty clothes into a brown plastic bag. "We shouldn't have let them on every ride that they saw just because it was their first visit; they're just children after all."

'A little too late for that don't you think.' I bitterly thought as I saw the two women smile at each other when we were leaving the girl's- I felt my cheek warm up- bathroom.

When we got out, mommy smiled, petted my back once more, and put me down next to nii-san. I laughed wearily as he glared at me.

"We'll that was a….fun experience, don't you think?" I heard a voice behind me say. I turned to see papa and nii-san's daddy come closer to us.

Papa smiled at me and crouched to my level. He grinned. "Don't worry Tsu-kun; it happens to all of us, don't feel ashamed." He said with a hearty voice.

I could only nod in response hoping to shrink into my own shadow at daddy's booming voice. After a while of him rubbing my head till it hurt, he got up and turned to our mommy's with the same big grin he always wear when he's alone with mommy. "Why don't we all get something to drink, I'm sure we all need one after what happened." He said as he and nii-san's papa petted our heads.

Nii-san's daddy just smirked and looked towards papa. "Wow….so something smart can actually come from that big mouth of yours. Amazing." He finished with a chuckle.

Daddy- with a scary face- grabbed nii-san's papa by the neck, said something that I'm sure mommy told me never to say, and went on their way to bring us something to drink.

Well until nii-san clearly objected to our daddy's suggestions and walked away to the play area despite their objections. I looked between the grown-ups and nii-san, than quickly followed behind him, leaving the adults confusedly behind.

I had to run to catch him, but soon I was close enough to grab him by his shirt. But then I felt scared as I felt him stiffen, holding his 'suck it' yellow and red stripped T-shirt.

Nii-san had to be pretty mad and annoyed to give up free, expensive-because he always wanted the best when it came from our papa's- gift, even if it was only food.

What if he was still mad at me for throwing up all over him? What if he hates me now and lured me away from everyone so that he can get rid of me, knowing full well I would always follow him around anywhere he'd go instead of choosing to stay with our parents and his brother; just like a spy would.

My hold on his shirt loosened at the thought and I froze in fear.

Running away crossed my mind when he turned around and looked at me. He kept looking at my face with his scary, blank stare and I started shivering at the thought of what he would do to me if I kept being near him. That's it I was going to have to run.

But before I could run away, I heard him sight and grab my hand instantly when I turned around- jerking me to a stop. I jerked back even worse when he grabbed my shirt collar and pulled me towards him until I bumped into him, never letting my other hand out of his own.

Despite the obvious pain in my neck, arm and chest, for some odd reason, I felt my cheeks get warm and red at nii-san's action- his hand holding mine.

After all, he's not exactly the nicest, gentlest guy you would meet in the playground.

I would know, every kid in that playground would know.

B-But….it felt nice to see him act like this…..it was…. nice. I guess nii-san can be nice when he wants t-

As if he read my mind, he stared at me blankly and with a dull and threatening voice he growled "Don't push your luck you nasty baka. I'm only holding your hand because I want to be able to escape from your regurgitating stomach when you blow another big one, because apparently you can't seem to hold it in." With an irritated voice.

The warmness I felt from my cheeks left immediately and I hung my head down. Well, I sort of brought this on myself. When has nii-san ever been nice unless it was for his own personal gain? Never, so why did I expect it would happen now? Stupid Tsuna. "H-Hai nii-san. "

There was a pause before I heard him grunt in response. Then I felt him tug on my hand hard as we went into the big crystal dome.

I looked up, despite my urge to go hide in a dark corner and wilt away till nap time, and saw that we were almost to the little playground that was in the quiet part of this park.

The park where there were no scary rides or large scary buildings that when you go inside them, you pee your pants, or cry because mommy and daddy for some crazy reason think this is considered fun.

Or In other words, the sissy-park adults take kids to so they can have a moment to relax while their kids are forced to play with other kids and not be a pain…..at least that's what nii-san always say when we go to the park near our house.

I, on the other hand, see it as the sanctuary to escape nii-san's wild thrill for riding everything, big, fast, and scary. Especially those w-wrollercoast…urr…Uhhh…..Yes…..especially those.

Forgetting the fact that he blatantly insulted and deemed me practically useless and gross, I looked at the back of nii-san's head. Was he really just going there?

…usually, nii-san wouldn't care what happened to the people around him and do what he wanted do without really caring what happened to them.

For nii-san to willingly comply with our mommy's opinion and not complain…..was he really not mad me for making him do it?

Or was he really worried about m-No….don't go down this road again Tsuna. You know it's not that, so quit trying to assume it is just because of a gut feeling. He's just probably tired like me, that's all.

The park was just outside of the health theater and was surrounded by many people selling food and trinkets and performing for the children and their mommies and daddies.

I felt my hand get tighten and looked up to nii-san. His face looked sick and annoyed and very, very mad. I felt myself start to shake, but remembered I wasn't the one he was mad at- or so I think.

But then again….that never stopped him from hurting me either way before so…..yeah, I started shivering even worse.

I started wandering if it was possible to chew my arm off like how nii-san tells me wolf-doggies do when their caught by bad people. Nii-san has a very strong grip, and by the way that black fire seems to be growing bigger around nii-san, tells me I need to get away real fast.

Nii-san can get very scary when he wants to.

And I don't want to be anywhere close to him when that happens…..not after what happened at the zoo….not after what happened to that poor monkey.

Nii-san's death grip got tighter when we got closer to the large crowd of children around the very small playground.

Now that I'm actually looking at the big crowd, it was like a sea of people. I never even knew this many people lived in….na-namimo-mogi.

Nii-san bumped into this tall guy and his grip tightened against my own hand and I stopped thinking. Forget about the crowd, I'm more worried that my hand will split in half from nii-san squeezing it too hard.

I gulped. "Uhhh….nii-san?" He turned around with an annoyed look on his face and growled. I gulped again. "A-are you okay." He clenched his teeth and I couldn't help but yelp. Nii-san then grabbed my hand tighter and started running, pushing through the big crowd.

We hit many of the adults and they looked down at us with a scary look. I gulped and stopped looking up, focusing on the back of nii-san's head. Then I notice nii-san get to this very scary-looking kid that looked so much older than me, and growl.

"Hey idiot, get out of the damn way. We're trying to get through dumbass." The crowd of adults started looking at nii-san and the big kid looked back. He sneered at nii-san and smirked when he saw him. Nii-san's grip tightened and I saw his face get the look.

The look that means he was really, really mad and wouldn't even bother with his whole five-warning chances thing on the guy in front of him. Oh no.

This is bad. I tried to signal the guy, but he completely ignored me. I turn to look at Nii-san again and saw his face darken even more when the guy started petting his head.

This is really bad.

We should have just ridden the roller coaster.

Liro

Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Freaking stupid Damn.

If it wasn't bad enough that Tsuna's screaming ruined most of the fun on the awesome rides, He goes and pukes on me….Damn.

….And I really liked that shirt too. Stupid, stupid-Tsuna.

I ignored my mom as she rinsed me off in the parks shower, and stared at Tsuna across from me, hopping that he would burst into flames for ruining my most awsomest rock-and-roll shirt that my brother Frei and Beck sent me from Italy.

Nothing happened and my glare intensified. 'Burn….Burn I say, you butt-face.'

Momma pinched my nose and I stopped. "I-Itai!"

I turned to her and saw her smirking at me; still laughing at what happened. I growled. "What are you laughing at Kaa-san; you're the one who's going to be cleaning at the shirt." I smirked when her eyes widened.

She huffed and slapped the top of my head. I grabbed my head. I was about to comment on her rather rude response when she laughed again. "Your right, but at least you finally got taught a lesson missy." She smiled when I looked at her confused.

"Lesson?" Did mommy's headache finale push her over the edge…..not cool; I put my money for at least another few more months.

She brought me back when she turned off the shower hose, and dragged me away so the other people could use it.

"Yes lesson, the one that's telling you to take it easy when you're with Tsuna." She stopped when we got to the separate changing room and she lifted me onto the bench.

She grabbed a towel from my backpack and started talking again with a calm look on her face. "I know that you're very adventurous and hyperactive but this will teach you that not everyone is like you." My eyes widened.

She smiled as she dried my head with a towel. "Unlike you, Tsuna isn't very strong, nor as steadfast as you. You need to remember that, when you have a friend, you have to think of them as well." She stopped drying me off and took out my 'suck it' shirt. I looked at my feet.

"And no matter what you say, or do to Tsuna. I know you care for and treasure him." I looked up at her with wide eyes and my cheeks started burning.

"N-no I don't-"

"But if you always do what you want and never take his opinion into account, he'll start to resent you." I stopped talking and stared at her as she finished putting on my shirt.

"Resent?"

She smiled and started putting on my white shorts. "Resent means that he'll start getting mad at you and start to dislike you. If it gets to be like that, he won't want to play with you anymore." My eyes widened and she looked up at me when she stopped buckling my suspenders. "And you wouldn't want that would you. After all, Tsuna is your precious friend."

I looked down but nodded at her.

She laughed and put on my converse. "Then start doing things that make Tsuna happy or at least comfortable. Who knows, maybe you'll like them too. Not everything has to be violent, extreme, and thrilling Lee." She put on my black and green beanie and smiled.

I pouted. "Well anything that's not isn't considered fun…but-" I looked away as she grabbed me and put me down on the floor. "I'll give it a try." I mumbled, looking over to Tsuna as we walked out the restroom.

Mommy smiled at me and petted my head. "Good."

I know I said that, but I can't help but be annoyed already. Not because of Tsuna, for once he was actually quiet and following me around without whining, but because of .PEOPLE!

Why the heck are these people not at work or something?

All around this stupid park area, there were crowds of people everywhere. There were stupid adults that were senselessly gossiping, blatantly ignoring their kids.

The kids themselves were drooling brats that were running around as if they lost their mind; screaming and crying and drooling everywhere they went.

For some stupid reason, there were teenagers hanging around like creepy douches in a park for LITTLE kids!

And basically it was just loud, annoying and too crowded.

I like being social as much as the next person, but having this large crowd all around ya, was just irritatingly annoying. I mean, I'm trying to be nice to Tsuna here and take him to a place where he can relax, and these stupid people go and ruin it.

I looked back at Tsuna and saw him getting pushed around by the crowd, as we tried to get to the front to see that performance that's just up ahead.

I gripped his hand tighter and growled. I turned to the front and without really caring started pushing past everyone. They kept glaring at me and giving me dirty looks, and I shot them right back at'em.

They got the message and started parting way towards the front. Well, all but this idiot who was hogging a majority of the front row with his buddies. I clenched my teeth like daddy and sneered.

"Hey idiot, get out of the damn way. We're trying to get through dumbass." I said pissed off. The idiot turned towards me with this ugly look on his face- not that his face wasn't ugly before- and when he saw me started laughing.

He started pointing to me and his buddies started laughing as well. I felt like mommy did when daddy did something completely stupid and lazy.

I felt Tsuna's arm tense and ignored it. Seems Tsuna understood what was crossing my mind because he started struggling in my hold. I gripped it tighter till he winced and stopped.

Then I felt someone pet me. I turned to see the big-idiot monkey put his dirty and dark hands on my head and start to ruffle my hat and hair.

'On-no this little bitch-ass didn't.'

I let go of Tsuna's hand and smacked away the idiot's hand.

"Don't touch me with that shitty hand, monkey butt. Who the fuck knows what shit you put that in. Do it again and I swear, I'll break your face until it's even uglier than it already is."

The idiot looked confused until he started laughing. "Ha! Kid, you got a mouth on ya. But, if you know what's good for you I suggest you clean that mouth of yours with soap and know your place." The adults started snickering, but kept their distance. Some were actually pretty decent and looked pretty concerned.

But I could care less. The idiot had put his hand on my head again.

From the corner I saw Tsuna try to warn him. Too late Tsuna.

I grabbed the idiot's hand and jumped up. When I was eye to eye level to him, I turned swiftly and roundhouse kicked him square in his face. He grunted and I kept at it. I grabbed hold of his face and kicked him in his chest. The crowd gasped in shock.

When his hands flew up to catch me, I jumped up and Roundhouse kicked him in the face once again.

I heard a sickening crunch sound and his disoriented body fell towards the sandbox (I guess in the ensuing fight we moved a bit to the side and into the park). His body weight burrowing itself into the sand; all that you could see was his unmoving legs sticking out.

I turned towards the guy next to him jumped up and dived kicked him in the gut. He stumbled, and when his face was in range I side kicked him right in the Jaw. He dropped down instantly with this paralyzed look on his face.

I looked at the rest of his 'friends' and glared. "What the fuck you looking at shitheads. You want to get in on it?" The thugs looked at each other and just ran to their 'boss' and comrade and dragged them off. I snarled." Tch! Wusses."

I looked around and saw Tsuna paralyzed a little bit behind me. Huh.

Weird. Normally he'll be at least 10 meters away.

"Oi Tsuna comes on the shows starting." He looked up and I could only sight as I took a seat in the front row, ignoring all the horrified looks of the onlookers. After a while I heard some shuffling and looked to see Tsuna come sit next to me. He looked up and tilted his head.

"N-nii-san w-what are you doing?" He asked uncertainly as he brushed away the fact that there wasn't a person near us as the parents and crowd found it best (and less frightening) to avoid the both of us.

"What's it look like you ding-dong. I'm waiting to watch the show. "I said exasperated.

His face turned serious than and I found it hard to believe it was the same dame-Tsuna I've known for ages. "N-no, I mean, why are you doing this n-nii-san. You hate anything that doesn't involve pain, violence, extremeness, and overall terror. This is a play on good h-health choices…not exactly your c-cup of tea."

I twitched at his surprisingly observant deduction. More importantly on his deduction on me….Was I really like that in his eyes. I guess that explains why he still believes it in his heart that I'm a boy. I sound like a complete monster.

I started blushing inconspicuously at his words but turned to the front when the play started. Tsuna kept trying to coerce me into talking but after a quick punch to the stomach, he settled down.

After an hour and a half of that horrendous play about tooth decay, and Tsuna's incessant sobbing about internal bleeding, we finally left the stuffy theater.

It wasn't as crowded as it was before but it was still hot and it smelled too dank. Since Tsuna was still to stumpy to keep his short feet steady on the ground without tripping, I had to practically keep him up by his arm.

Tsuna was still whining about my little punch from before, so we looked around the many stalls and I promised him we would do whatever he wanted- as long as it didn't cost a lot of money and it wasn't completely stupid.

Tsuna decided on trying to get one of those koi fish with a very un-sturdy hand net. Surprisingly enough, he was actually pretty good at this.

Unfortunately that piece of catching equipment sucked berries and Tsuna kept losing every time. I looked at the stand owner and saw him smirk with joy at the new found money that Tsuna had stupidly given him.

I sighted, this kid is such a mess. I was about to drag him away from losing any more of our money till I saw a lot of the snot-nosed kids run towards the other side of the park.

Forgetting Tsuna completely, I went towards the commotion and saw it was a bunch of street performers.

It was interesting and all and I won't deny the tricks were impressive but it was boring, it was missing something, it was missing…..Tsuna.

I looked around for the boy and then remembered that I had absent mindly left him when I heard the commotion.

I bonked my head. Stupid.

I looked around for the stand he was last in and spotted it on the other side of the performers. I guess the crowd pushed me all the way over here without me noticing.

I started running around the ring holding all the performers, accidentally blocking some of the younger on lookers. After a couple of glares they eventually stopped there bitching and I got closer to the fish catching stand, and Tsuna.

Then I saw someone get in front of me and I clashed head first into the person.

I rubbed my head, sitting up. I glared at the person responsible for causing the almighty me to fall down when a hideous face greeted me. I froze seeing it get closer to me.

It was incredibly hideous, disturbed, and-and scary. The face of the person was pure white with black covering its mouth, eyes and the tears running down his face.

The person was wearing a black and white puffy stripped shirt and black pants with military high-heel boots. He kept turning his head making a duck face as he looked at me.

His eyes were opened very wide that you could practically see the red on the edges of his eyes and he didn't say anything. He did all these movements and yet he still didn't talk. Then another person joined him.

He had red bright hair, a white caked face only with red makeup around his eyes and mouth this time. He kept smiling and smiling until his cheeks were stretched into an impossible level. I felt myself back up.

They looked at me and the black and white weirdo started puckering his lips and putting his hands up in the air. The colorful weirdo started laughing an annoying way and honking a horn right in my face.

It was so scary, so freakin scary. Were these monsters, demons, or worse, possessed dolls that came alive.

I hit the ring that held all the performers and saw that the crowd was only smiling and staring as these creepy monsters came closer. They did nothing. Then I heard the honking again.

"Hyuk-hyuk, little girl, are you okay? That was a quite a fall, but nothing Pierro-chan and mime-kun can't fix with a little laugh! Hyuk-Hyuk-Hyuk." He said as he got closer and closer to my face. I felt myself start to tremble and my eyes were starting to hurt.

NO! I-i-I'm not scared only...only…

"Little girl ~Hyuk-hyuk?" He got real close and then picked me up. The black and white weirdo started waving his hands all around me.

"Oh you are right Mime-kun; let's show her our best trick yet." Then they started making an abundance of noise and tower over me. They honked their horn and locked arms and flung many snakes and balloons and-and-and…. I felt my strength waver and then the tears fall down.

"MOMMMMMMYYY!"

Tsuna

Maybe I should go find Mommy now that I don't know where nii-san is. I sighed. Nii-san is so mean. He told me we could play as long as I wanted on those games but then he goes and leaves me.

I puffed my check. Baka-nii-san, when I see him, I'm gonna ignore him. Even if he threatens me, punches me and even calls me names, I won't speak to him.

He left me, all by myself. This time I'll make him apologize before I even speak to him…unless he throws rocks.

Nii-san has scary good aim…..especially when it involves pain and destruction.

I kept walking around this big crowd of people that were cheering and applauding. I reeeeallly wanted to see what was going on but right now finding mommy and then nii-san was important.

I smiled and laughed. Maybe, as a way to apologize, I'll make him take me there and buy me candy. I laughed again. Then I'll show off this fishy I won from that stand.

Wait…..never mind. Knowing Nii-san, he'll want to shake him because Mr. Fishy is too quiet or doesn't do anything…like the monkey.

I shook it off and ran faster. Then I bumped into something. Before it hit the floor, I grabbed hold of Mr. Fishy. I rubbed my nose. "I-Itai…"

"Ara, gome-Oh! Tsu-kun."

I looked up at my name and smiled as the person picked me up. "MAMA!" she smiled at me and hugged me into her. Beside her stood papa, nii-san's daddy and mommy, and his kitty-brother.

"Tsu-kun there you are, we've been looking all over for you and Lee-chan. Oh, did you win this. How cute." I smiled at mama and nodded.

"Mhmh. His name is Mr. Fishy; I won it after Nii-san paid for me to play the stand game." Nii-san's mommy came up and smiled. I felt my face get warm. Nii-san's mommy is really pretty, next to mama though.

"That's wonderful Tsu-kun, to tell you the truth; I find it hard to believe that lee-kun could actually stand still long enough to give you a turn." I nodded happily in return to the pretty lady.

"Nii-san was real nice, he paid form me to play like three times, without complaining or hitting me." She grinned and made that smug face nii-san always made when he got proven right.

"Oh Lee did huh. See Iemitsu. Even a little devil child, like lee, with that idiots gene, can be tamed. Who's wasting their time again?" papa laughed and scratched his head.

"Ha…ha-ha….W-wari-wari…you were right." Then Mama kind of yelled in my ear.

"Oh~ Ara, speaking of Lee-chan, where is that little troublemaker." Everyone stopped talking and turned to me. I felt my cheeks turn warm again and I hugged Mr. Fishy.

"A-Ahhh…well, I was coming to come get you because N-nii-san wondered off….again." The grown-ups faces fell in defeat. Mama turned to me.

"Oh my, that's very bad. It's almost time to leave to. Tsu-kun, do you have any Idea where Lee-chan could've gone?" I looked at mama's face and frowned.

"I-Iie mama…." Nii-san's mommy came up to me and smiled and ruffled my head.

"I knew that kid could never fully change. Don't worry Tsu-kun it's not your fault that that child is wild and idiotic." There was agreement throughout the big people and I smiled. Vern-nii-chan took me in his arms and put me on his shoulder.

He smiled lazily. "Let's go find Lee Tsuna. " I nodded and was about to say it out loud when a loud scream came from the big crowd far away.

"MOMMMMMYY!"

I looked up, as well as everyone around me. Lee-nii-san! Before I could process it, we were all running towards the sound (I almost fell of Vern nii-san twice.)

Then the chaos started, when we saw nii-san crying on the floor.

Liro

It got well out of hand.

Before I even had time to scream again, mommy and mama, papa, and daddy came out of nowhere. Vern nii-chan was by my side and then Tsuna replaced him.

I felt my cheeks get warm as Tsuna looked at me with a worried look.

"Ni-Nii-san! Are you okay? What's wrong…a-are you cryin-"

"I-I AM NOT!" I pushed his face away. He grunted. "Shut-shut up dame-Tsuna!" I tried to wipe my face as tears came coming out.

"Ni-nii-san…." I looked away from the boy towards the monsters. They were being surrounded by our parents and looked utterly terrified.

Mommy was holding the black and white one by the collar as Vern threaten him from behind, while daddy and papa had the colorful one.

The crowd all around us dispersed in a couple of minutes as the adults started rampaging around. There were shouts and screams and soon only we and some performers and standbys' were left.

"OI KORA! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY CHILD? DOYOU REALLY WANT TO START SOMETHING! YOU PICKED AND MESS WITH THE WRONG MAMA YOU BLACK AND WHITE FREAK!" The black and white character started flailing.

"DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY YOU COWARD?"

"W-Wait! Hold on! H-He's a mime, he can't, or rather he won't, talk! Please calm-"Daddy got close to him and lifted a fist.

"Oi, you have your own problems to deal with. So you like picking on kids huh? We'll you Picked the wrong one you colorful freak."

"You two must've done something pretty terrible to actually make my little sister cry. Don't worry we'll figure this out…one way or another. "Vern nii-san said very scarily as he grabbed the mime-kun character by his neck.

"Normally I wouldn't condone to this but Vern, Mara and Deck are right this time. Now answer truthfully or else." Papa cracked his knuckle while mommy started thrashing around mime-kun again.

"M-matte….this is a-all a misunderstanding. We-we were just trying to help the child. She-she just screamed of her own volition."

"Oi what are you lot doing to our performers?! You ruined the show, how are you lot going to compensate us?"

"EHHH!" Mommy made this face towards the other performers that vaguely resembled a tough acting thug. "NANI? DO YOU IDIOTS WANT SOME OF THIS TOO?"

"What did you say you crazy women?"

"What did you say about my wife?"

"Lay off buddy this between us and her."

"That's my mom your referring to; insult her one more time and you'll see who you really are messing with." Vern took out these needles from his pockets.

"Oi! Maybe this is getting way out of hand. Deck, go and stop Vern before he kills them-"

"Now it's my son, that's it you guys are asking for it!"

"….he's not listening anymore."

"Ple-pleases stop, this is all a misunderstanding."

Tsuna grabbed me by my shoulder and I turned to look at him. He gave me this serious face again that made me cringe. "Nii-san…..are you okay. Come on; let's go…..this is getting way out of hand. This could be the Zoo all over again."

I shuddered at his words and stood up. I rubbed my face and nodded and squeezed him in a hug. He turned red and started stuttering and soon I pushed him away.

"D-Don't you ever tell anyone about this. G-got it!" he smiled wearily and nodded. Then I pulled him back in a hug which he returned back.

"K-Kowai, Tsuna…they were…Kowai..." I cried into his stupid shirt. He rubbed my back nodding in agreement.

"It's okay nii-san. It's okay." Then as the commotion kept going around us, mama came up to us and looked at us worriedly.

"Ara, lee-chan are you okay. Oh you poor thing. You have tears all around your face lets clean you up." She gently pride me away from Tsuna, (after both of us eventually let go) and started cleaning my face. Tsuna came to my side and cornily gave me that stupid fish to hold on so I could be brave.

Despite that, I grabbed onto the bag of water and pulled it into my chest, holding unto Tsuna's hand.

…then, the drama started all over again.

"I-I'm telling you we didn't do anything." then the colorful one got in Tsuna's face, honked his horn and smiled real widely. "See this is all we-we did- Hyuk-Hyuk, how are you today little boy- Hyuk-Hyuk?"

I cringed and felt the tears prop up but then I remembered what Tsuna said and tried to stay calm. I looked at Tsuna and saw that he was now trembling.

"…Ts-Tsuna?"

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! MAMAAAAAA…T-T-TASUKETEEEEEE!" 'Ehhhh' I yelped at his scream and soon the tears were running down my cheeks. I turned the same direction as him, mirroring his pale and frightened reaction.

"MOMMMMYYYY WAHHHHHHHHH!

"YOU BASTARD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KORA!"

"Now both our kids are crying. Teme…!"

"Tsuna! Oi, What did you do to my Son?!"

"Wai-wait!"

"Oi, I told you people to stay away from our performers! You mess with one; you mess with all of us!"

"That's it, keep talking and threatening my parents and I'll tear you freaks apart!"

"Mara-chan, Anata, Deck-kun, Vern-kun, M-matte."

"NO! This was all a misunderstanding. I-I didn't know the boy would cry to. "

The Mime started flailing even worse.

"KOWAIIIIII! MAMAAAA!

"MOOMMMMMYYY! TASUKETEEEEE!"

"THAT'S IT! GET THEM!"

Other point of view.

Today on the local news, daily report. The story today surrounds a peculiar accident occurring at a local amusement park. A big commotion and all out street fight took place, here in our own Kokuyo land.

The performers and a group from the audience small-time argument and disagreement soon became this reports biggest spectacle as it soon became a big rumble that eventually led to the temporary closing of Kokuyo land.

It seems the assailants were a group of parent's that were apparently protecting their kids after, some have reported to be true, they were made to cry during the show.

The performing troupe has denied all of this and has said they did nothing wrong and the assailants were way out of hand. They responded back by saying 'they only fought back to protect one of their own' as their reason to fight.

There were some casualties. A majority of the troupe have obtained major to minor injuries while it's reported the assailants got away scotch free.

After trying to find the culprits, to get their side of the story, it would seem that they had fled way beforehand. Even from testimonial reports and performer's statements, the identities of these people stand unidentified.

The only clue is that four of them were in their mid-twenties; two were male and the other female. A fifteen, year old boy, and the 'suppose' victims were two little boys, barely five.

Other than that, people just can't seem to really remember them. It's as if their faces have been completely wiped away from their memory.

Here are some witnesses to the scene.

"These people came out of nowhere and soon started beating down everyone in their way. It was the scariest thing I have ever seen."

"They were DEMONS I tell you. How else could you explain the way that women took down the stronghold man in a matter of seconds?

"I feel like I've seen them before, but's it's really fuzzy, like I can't remember."

"These people were awesome; they were like superheroes, coming to save those kids that were crying. I mean, even I was creeped out by those performing freaks. You rock assailants!"

"These people need to be cleaned up immediately. This is not only a violation of the law but an indecent and improper way to act in a family establishment. Why are the police not doing anything, why are those people not in cuffs. "

"T-this…this was all a misunderstanding." A black and white person next to the fellow only nodded and collapsed dramatically.

This is event that took place is oddly similar to a previous happening that took place only a month before in the fellow Namimori zoo.

A child was found in the monkey cage and soon a mother went in to get him out. There was a large fight that ensued between the monkey and human that led to the release of all primates from their cage.

Local authorities are now working on this case and have started to make connection between these two cases.

These people are said to be highly dangerous as some have said they were carrying weapons and were trained in a lethal form of defensive arts and for some reason fire has been reported as well.

If you were to meet them, it is high advised not to confront them and call the local authori-"

The T.V cut off.

"…"

"….Nono….was that..." Coyote Nougat said as he put the remote down by the elderly boss.

The elderly man could only sigh as he put down his pen and grabbed for his phone.

He dialed a number and soon the line clicked. "Visconti…..yeah it's me. You're currently in japan right….oh yeah the satellite TV you ordered is working just fine, but that's not what this call is for I need you to connect me to the local authorities and government in Namimori, Japan as quick as you can….yeah….yeah…..*sigh*….yeah, it's Decker and Iemitsu's family again…. Yeah…okay…Thanks are careful now."

Ganauche III and Brow Nie only laugh.

Ganauche looked at the weary boss and laugh. "You weren't kidding about those two little tykes; they really do cause a lot of troubles. Well, you gotta admit boss. Even thousands of miles away, that lot can really keep you on your toes, that's very impressive."

Nie Jr. laughed and smirked. "You were the one that wanted the satellite TV so you could receive Namimori's daily news channel in case something like this would happen Boss. Who knew you would be proven right"

Coyote smirked. "I can only imagine how those two will be when their older."

The old man could only sigh in return as his guardians laughed.

Poor Lee and Tsuna. I guess someone is afraid of something after all. Those damn clowns. Poor Nono too. He's got his work cut out for him now that he's met the two troublemakers.

Don't worry Nono, this is small compered to how thing will be when Reborn comes around.

Just in case you guys are a little confused by my writing style when writing about lee or Tsuna. Remember that I'm doing it from their point of view, A five year old's point of view. Everything is childish and spontaneous and organized. As they get older so will the writing progress into normality.

There are only a few chapters left of the childhood arc before I time skip to the Future series, so hold on for a while and enjoy all the lil'lee-ness there's to offer.

Please leave any reviews you want! Just don't be so harsh on me Lol