"Crazy Christmas Letters!"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series or any of its characters. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, what would happen if our favorite characters sent very odd letters to Santa Claus? Well, you get this awesome collection. Enjoy!
Chapter 4: Samey
Dear Santa,
This is Samey here. And I have to say that I love Christmas. I really do. I enjoy the gingerbread houses, the nativity scenes, the stunning Christmas lights, Christmas movies and specials on TV, and yule logs. It has a special place in my heart and I enjoy it so.
Unfortunately, that's where my sister Amy comes along. Every time at Christmas, she always steals my presents and always blames me for stealing her presents when in all the truth, I didn't. She always steals my cups of hot chocolate and pelts me with snowballs whenever she feels like it. And to make things worse, she always rats on me thinking I've stolen everything from her. Because of that, I didn't get no presents and I wasn't even invited to attend the Christmas Party our neighbors held for us. This makes me sick and it makes me mad!
I need your help, Santa. If you want, can you please send me scissors for Christmas? I want to cut all my sister's hair off as payback for making my Christmas miserable last year. I could even blame the whole thing on Dad, thinking he was sleepwalking. Amy won't know a thing that'll hit her. Oh, and I also want land mines for Christmas as well, just in case Amy plans to retag my presents, thinking it's for her. Can you please do that for me?
Sincerely,
Samey
P.S.: Instead of getting Amy coal for Christmas, can you stuff a pile of dog shit for Christmas, just to teach her a lesson? That would make my Christmas worth it to see someone stick it to my sister. Remember, she's the one with the mole on her cheek. You know, that mole that actually looks like a shit-colored microchip? Yeah, that's the one.
I can so see Samey sticking it to her sister for revenge. I hate Amy anyway.
Who should be next? Noah, Justin or Scott?
Review or PM me for your suggestions. WHOO-HAH! :D