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Liro

Smiley's a bitch.

Just like Tsuna.

No…wait…Tsu-bitch.

Definitely Tsu-bitch.

Apparently Smiley's a beast not just in baseball, but in any sport that requires throwing, hitting something with another object, catching, running and overall good team sportsmanship.

We'll…isn't that a hoot.

…Bitch….

Stupid Smiley bitch.

So when it came time to shake hands in 'good sportsmanship' with the other team I growled and glared at the freaking tall guy. He laughed eerily and scratched his head.

"Hahaha~ Mou Lee….come on, don't be so upset. It was a really good game. If it makes you feel any better it was only a one point difference. I literally felt like my life was in danger back there ~ha-ha!"

'THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSE TO END YOUR MEANINGLESS LIFE!'

I growled. "Stuff it smiley. I'll give you this game, but I'll get my revenge. "I grabbed his hand and gave it a very hard squeeze.

His eyes widened and then a determined look took over. He smiled and happily squeezed my hand just as hard back. "Hahaha Anytime. Anytime."

I snarled. Bitch.

Making my way out of school ground I walked home since apparently there was nothing to do. Kyoko left school early to care for Whitey. Hana had a doctor's appointment. And Tsu-bitch was home sick.

I could've gone with Kyoko, but last time Whitey almost jumped me screaming something about honor, his sister's purity, and seducing pretty face. After that I kept my distance, much to Kyoko's disappointment.

I tried making Hana ditch her appointment, but her mom dragged her away before she could even answer back. Bitch-Tsuna….well apparently he was home, dog-sick with a cold and fever.

Apparently, in his words, I had stripped him, made him run around the park naked and then proceeded to make him fall in the fountain, which in the end, resulted in said cold.

It was true.

But that doesn't mean he needed to say it like that.

So….I was literally by myself. Smiley had seen me all by myself and had asked me to play with him and his friends. Despite the whines of his 'buddies', Smiley laughed it off and was determined to have me play with him.

I had agreed and that's how we ended playing basketball.

And how I ended up losing to the towering Smiley.

On hindsight, I should've thought better than to suggest a game where height is a major contributor.

That stupid giant.

Smiley Bitch.

But that doesn't matter….now I'm by myself, and dinner is like a million hours away. Mom is visiting grandpa without me. Mama is taking care of stupid bitch-Tsuna.

Daddy and Papa were gone, even my brothers haven't come to visit.

Tori-Chan…..well what do you know…..is also sick and in the hospital.

Apparently, in his words, when he was chasing me, after making Bitch Tsuna Streak across the park, I had inevertly made him fall into the same fountain as Tsuna.

Man….what a bitch.

I did no such a thing.

I just pushed the ice cream truck towards him. It wasn't my fault that he decided to jump into the fountain to avoid it. He should've just taken it like a man.

Now he's suffering from a cold. Ha.

Bitch deserved it.

I walked into the park to get to Tsuna's house when I saw the stupid playground Tsuna loves to play in. In the sandbox was also a scene that reminded him of Tsuna.

"Hey you useless loser….hey I'M TALKING TO YOU." The boy pushed the red head into the sand.

"Ahhh…H-Hai…G-gomen!" The boy screamed out pathetically.

The others around him started laughing. I felt my eyes droop watching. I yawned and then started walking towards them.

Standing right behind them, without alerting them, I joined in the laughter. Then I pushed the head of the pusher hard and he fell forward. It stopped the laughter as concern took over.

Then anger started boiling in the boys friends, a few yells were thrown, and then they made eye contact with me and it quickly disappear. It was replaced with fear.

I see they now me. I smirked. The pusher finally got up and like his friends stood up really mad.

"OI WHO DID THA-…..L-Lee-Sama…."

His face morphed just like his friends. Fear.

I smiled. Now I remember who he was. He was one of those kids that had watched mine and Hibari's fight when we fought near the neighboring school.

I'm kind of famous there actually.

I stepped up to the boy and smirked even wider. "Yo….what are we laughing about….you wouldn't be doing something fun without me now, would ya?"

They quickly negated it.

"Now don't lie. I saw you playing a fun game. A game I'm well acquainted with." They looked confused. I made eye contact with the redhead on the ground, and in Bitch Tsuna fashion, he tried to sink into himself. I smiled.

'Heh…interesting.'

"What g-game Lee-Sama."

I growled spooking the kids. "Slave and master of course." I quickly grabbed the pusher's collar and pulled him to the sandbox.

Ignoring the gasps of the watchers I scooped some of the sand and brought it down on the boy's mouth. "Mghghm!"

I looked at him "Come on….don't be like that. I know you'll let me play. I'm a great master…aren't I?" I stopped his struggle and he looked up at me with teary eyes.

Ignoring the frightened victim and the terrified friends of the boy, I stopped smiling and let my hand with the sand drop from his mouth. He coughed for a while before looking up at me. I glared and he kept quiet.

"Listen…..only I can be the master. If you ever….EVER…try to take the position from me ever again in my territory, on anybody else, I'll push the sand down your throat so far down you'll only be craping sand out for months." I grabbed his face closer and gave him my coldest glare. "Understand."

He trembled so much I think he might have peed his pants. He didn't say anything and only shook his head, spilling out buckets of tears. I let him go and motioned for him to beat it. Not a second later he was on his feet running away.

Another second and his friends followed. Including a red-head. Before he passed me, I grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back. In true-Tsuna fashion once again the boy managed to trip on his feet and fall back on his butt, still stuck in my hold. I almost burst out laughing at the sap.

Ha….what a bitch.

He kept looking on as the boys ran away in the distance. He kept screaming to not be left behind. After a while of fruitless and relentless moving to get out of my hold he gave up.

I snarled down at the boy when he decided to look up at me. He trembled at that and I swear, if the boy had added a 'Hiiii' to the end of his action, He would've been Tsuna.

"Are you done yet Bitch? Your stupid trashing hurt the palm of my awesome hand. "I bent down to his level. He tried to move away and I pulled his head closer. His eyes matched his red haired and his face was covered in bandages.

His meek voice completely matched his looks. I grabbed the back of his face closer to mine so that we almost touched noses. I smirked. "Is that really anyway to treat your savior….huh bitch."

He trembled and I pulled him to the point where I knocked our heads together. "Well….are you going to answer. Or do I have to make you. As you saw…I'm more than willing to use….very effective ways to do it. "I laughed evilly, feeling horns on my head, with a tail to match it.

The boy yelped. I winced at the sound but kept steady. I smiled.

This boy really was like another Tsuna. Maybe that's why I can't bring myself to punch him even though he has yet to answer to the amazing person that is me.

….N-not that being like Tsuna makes a difference. I-I don't miss that bitch.

Forget Tsuna.

He went and got sick and left me all by myself. Why the hell should I care about him?

'But you were the one that made him get sick.'

…

Shut up conscious.

"…I-I…" I heard the boy in front me mumble. Leaving my stupid conscious's words of wisdom for another time, I looked back at the boy.

"…t-tha…ks…" I grunted.

"Oi…quit mumbling and say something." He trembled at my words but still swallowed. Then he looked up at me with the same determination I sometimes see in Tsuna.

….

Dammit! Why the hell does it always come to the bitch!

"…T…Thank…you…for helping me…." He struggled to say while making eye contact.

I smiled. "Good…so you can actually talk. What's your name bitch…..Or do you want me to keep calling you that. "

It took a minute for him to understand what I said. Then he shook his head, cheeks flushing immediately. "….my name…is Kozato Enma."

I smiled. "Well….isn't that a pretty name."

He looked up embarrassingly. I smirked. "Nice to meet you Koriko Emma."

He blanched. "Ahhh…no…It's-Its'…Kozato Enma..."

"That's what I said Bitch. Koruto Enka. But you know….That's harsh. "

The boy looked at me exasperated and then confusedly. "Huh?"

"What kind of parents name their kids Enka….do they like that type of music that much."

He looked down immediately in an exasperated manner….almost like Tsu- NO….DON'T YOU GO THERE YOU STUPID CONSIOUS!

"Anyway. Enta, My name is Liro. But you can call me Lee." I reached into my pocket. I took out the graham crackers in my pockets and threw it at him.

Even though he had looked up at my introduction, saw me throw it, for some reason, one way or another, it ended hitting him in the face pretty hard.

It was quiet. The boy's face turned incredibly red. Being unable to hold it anymore, I laughed. His face turned as red as his hair and he shrunk into himself. I stopped laughing eventually and pointed at him.

"You red, are a trip. Anyway that guy, he ate them right. Your snacks. So here, eat these." He looked up surprised at my words and hesitantly tried to lie.

"N…no….I…"

I frowned. "Oi….there is one thing I won't accept, and that's lying. Besides, I don't know you…..You don't know me. Lying is useless because I don't give a crap. So just admit it and take the goddamn delicious cookies!"

He flinched but kept quiet. Then he smiled. "T-thank you."

Then he proceeded to eat them. As he ate them, I looked away but kept my eye on him. When he though I wasn't looking, he looked up to me and his face morphed from cautious to relieve.

'Ahhh….He's a good person after all.' His face easily read.

….

Well…

We'll have to change that….won't we now.

I smirked. "You don't have to thank me Eita-"

'…E-nma…'

"Don't you know. "

He looked at me confusedly. I smirked at him.

"If you accept a gift from someone, you automatically become their slave for the day." I finished Pointing at him. The cookie he was munching on fell out of his mouth. Then his eyes widened and he blanched.

"EHHHHHH!" he yelped with his out of character meek voice.

I smirked. "I'll introduce myself again. I'm Oono Liro. You can call me Lee. And from today on…you're my bitch."

"N-Nani!"

Tsuna

"….Hmmm….102…It seems your fever is still there Tsu-kun. Back to bed young man, and I'll come back with more medicine." Mama said standing up.

I whined a little getting up from the floor and turning of the TV. I pouted. "But kaa-san…I want to watch TV I'm bored. I don't want that medicine it's yucky."

None the less I got in bed and let mama tuck me in. She rubbed my head and smiled

"Well if you want to get better and play with Lee, You can't be sick."

I twitched at that.

"~Ara Tsu-kun….don't you want to play with Lee?"

I shook my head. "Yeah…but…I was just wondering…..what he's doing now. K-Kyoko-Chan probably went to the hospital again. Kurokawa-san said s-she was going to the doctors….so Nii-san is probably by himself. "

Mama smiled at me and kissed my forehead. "Don't worry Tsu-kun. You out of anybody should know Lee will hold out for a day or two. He makes friends pretty easy after all."

'…friends…'

'…more like slaves…'

I felt a knot in my throat. And a good part of me knows…..it's not from my cold.

It's more like a bad feeling.

A 'Lee-Nii-San-is-doing-something-that-involves-manipulating-people-into-becoming-slaves-for-him-and-is-currently-terriozing-innocent-lives' feeling.

Then I sighted.

Nah….

Maybe I'm overacting.

I closed my eyes as momma started picking up my cup.

Then I realized who I was talking about.

I blanched. Then I heard a crash. I looked over and saw momma cleaning up the remains of my cup. "..Momma?"

"Don't worry Tsu-kun, I'm fine. But that's so weird. I could've sworn I was holding it in a firm grip. Oh well stuff like this happens." She smiled at me picking up the last few piece.

Before she left she looked back at me. "Or maybe….it's an ominous sign." She said in a spooky tone. I twitched, thinking back to Nii-san. Then she quickly smiled. "Ha-ha just kidding. "

Then as quickly as her tone changed, she left.

I looked at the door momma left. I sweat dropped. Then I looked at the wall in my room.

"….nii-san….please don't let anything that happens be because of nii-san…"

Outside I heard another crash and my mother's yelps.

…

...I just jinxed myself didn't I?

Liro

"You know…for someone so meek…you're a pretty whiney bitch Kobito Enko" I pushed on my feet to drag the piece of cardboard closer to the hill.

"It's Kozato Enma! ...a-and…why wouldn't I whine…when...when…" we got to the edge and I pushed on it once more till we tilted and finally started going down. I felt his arms tighten around my stomach and I heard the boy behind my start to scream "WERE GOING TO DIE!"

Despite the ringing in my ear I managed to scream at the rush of adrenaline the large hill and speed caused. I looked behind me and saw the teary eyed boy scream hysterically in a comical way. I Laughed. "OH COME ON EDOU! YOU CAN NOT TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE THIIIIIIISSSSS!"

He opened his eyes barely and looked at me. He looked hesitant but then his face morphed into excitement like mine.

Then it did a complete U-turn.

He pointed and screamed. "TREEEEEEEEE!"

I turned back around and saw it. Then I joined in him in screaming and started pushing him out of the cardboard. "ABONDEN CARDBOARD."

We rolled our separate ways. I landed on some plain ground and sighted. My butt was saved.

"AHHHHH!"

I turned in the corner and to my surprise Erma was on the tree. I ran to him and gave him a dead look. "How did you get up there red?" I looked up at the boy hanging from the branch of the tree with all his might. His face was red and tears and snot were dripping from his face. He sniffed.

"I…-I DON'T KNOW...H-HELP ME!" He started crying uncontrollably.

I sighted. "What a pain. You Know, You're a horrible slave red."

"WAHHHH!"

I sighted. "Hold on. I'm coming Eska."

"IT'S ENMA!"

I adjusted the boy on my shoulders.

"You know Eden, I don't know if you heard me but….you're a horrible slave. "

I heard him mumble something about his name before sighting. "I….I know…"

I grunted. "You darn right you better. What type of slave makes their master carry them because they're scared so much he can't walk?"

I felt him twitch and groan. "…S-sorry…"

I smirked. "You should be Red. Huh….maybe there is hope for you after all Esme."

I heard him groan, almost in a defeated manner of some sorts, he said nothing. Huh…weird. I looked at him and smiled. "Well regardless you make a pretty shitty playmate red. You sucked at cops and robbers."

I heard him make an "Ughhh" noise.

"You completely ruined hunt or be hunted- what with all you're screaming of

"Ughhh!"

"And don't even get me started on Survival of the fittest. You didn't even last a minute before I got you.-"

"Ughhh!"

"-But I guess I can give you a break because it's your first day as a slave."

I looked at him and he gave me the dead-tired-look Tsuna always gave me when he was about to say something snarky. Impish bitch.

"Wipe that look of your face Emi, I mean it. How about some ice-cream. You like that don't you?" I smiled.

He gave mean strange look before his face morphed into a smile and he hummed. "H-Hai."

I smiled, a little bit widely then normal with a devilish look.

"Good."

Enma

'…..I use to like ice-cream.'

"AHHH PLE-I'M SORRY WE J-JUST RAN OUT OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP! I-I WON'T HAVE ANY TILL TOMORROW! PLEASE BE REASONABLE!"

"HOW CAN I BE REASONABLE WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE AWESOMEST FLAVOR IN THE WORLD?"

"WE HAVE OTHER FLAVORS! YOU CAN HAVE ANY FLOVOR! FOR FREE! PLEASE J-JUST PUT DOWN THE BA- AHHHH!"

"ARE THE OTHER FLAVORS MISTY MINT CHUNKY TRIPLE CHOCOLET CHIP ICE-CREAM?! NO? THEN I DON'T WANT IT…Y-YOU RIP OUT OF ARTIST!" A banging was heard and multiple screams from the people watching on were heard as they fled the scene.

I sighted.

'….not anymore.'

Then the terrorist boy proceed to shake the ice-cream man within an inch of his life. I gulped as the sheer fright crept at the scene. I felt every part of my body tremble from the fright caused by the demon haired boy.

He trashed the man and then suddenly let him go. I gulped when he looked at me. He smirked, jumped of the ice cream cart and grabbed my hand. I yelped at the fierce hold he got on me. He didn't even notice, or cared to do so before grabbing me and throwing me on to the cart.

I yelped again. "N-nani...O-oi…Lee-sama…"

He jumped to my side and I felt myself twitch at his mere presence. He smirked at me as the cart started moving away from the shocked ice-cream man, and the witnesses. Then the demon boy….my so called master started laughing maniacally.

"ICE-CREAM CART COMANDEER!"

I…It might have been my imagination. But I think I heard the people say something about police.

Then I heard the sounds of the police security cart and I looked up at the boy. Swallowing my intense fear for my master I grabbed hold of his shirt. He looked at me and smirked. "What's up Eris?"

I felt the urge to scream that my name was definitely not that and that, if he had to mispronounce my name why did it have to mostly be girl names!

Then I felt the cart speed up and my previous thoughts became obsolete.

There were more important things to worry about.

Like….my life…..and the possibility that it might come to an end at the hands of this demon.

Why does this always happen to me.

If it wasn't bad enough that anything bad that could happen always happened to me, I have to be stuck on a leash to this boy, that I'm most certain is a demon in disguise.

"WHOOOOO! FREEEDOMMMMM!"

My point exactly. I mean look at that face…..pretty….like a girl…but evil….pure evil on the inside!

Why today of all days.

If only dad hadn't made me and momma, and Mami, come with him to visit our relatives in japan. Not only do I not know anybody here, Julie and Adelheid ditched me the moment they could, so they could be all lovey-dovey. Shitt p. kept ignoring him, Koyo the same. And Rauji, Rauji was of eating somewhere ignoring him completely.

He was alone. In a distant land. With strange people….and a monster….

The boy in questioned laughed maniacally.

A complete and utter monster.

A monster that lulled him into a false sense of security with cookies and trapped him into s-s-slavery. He might not know what that exactly mean, but by what he had to go through, because the boy threatened him to do it, it was the most horrible-est thing in the world.

Is it too late to take those bullies from before back…..they're nothing compared to this boy…to Lee?

As the cart accelerated even more, hearing his own screams mix with the boy's laughter, he completely understood why all those boys were scared out of their mind when they saw him. Sure he kind of got the hint when he forced that poor kid to eat sand, but at the time he just though the boy was just a crazy delinquent.

And even that is better than Lee.

…..DO YOU EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT I JUST SAID?

A CRAZY, LUNATIC DELINQUENT THAT GETS ASICK THRILL FROM BEATING CHILDREN IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BETTER THE HIM. THEN LEE!

….Oh why didn't he get away with the bullies when he had the chance?

Then he felt the cart start to give out and his stomach dropped. His screams increased as the demon boy said the dreaded words.

"RUNAWAY CART! ABONDEN SHIP! TAKE ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU CAN!"

…..I'll say it once more.

I use to like ice-cream.

"JUMP EREN….OH...AND TAKE SOME MORE OF THAT STRAWBERRY ICE-CREAM! I HEAR IT'S GREAT!"

"IT'S ENMA!"

….not anymore.

Liro

"….I will admit….that could've gone better. " I licked my ice cream as we reached a good distance from the cops.

The boy next to me only groaned. I frowned. "I though you liked ice-cream. I even got you your favorite flavor. "

The boy looked me with a dead tired look. He let his ice-cream fall out of his hand. He sighted. "…not anymore."

I groaned. "Hey bitch, do you even know how much people would kill for that treat. At least force yourself to eat it, that's such a waste you butt."

He twitched as I poked his chest. "H-Hai…"

I sighted. "You know….I thought that after all of this you would be a little more out of your shell. You'll never be able to grow up right if you don't grow some ball you dweeb. Aren't you tired of being a loser? Always getting picked on, being a stick in the mud….what a loser. "

"…" He stopped walking. I looked back.

I saw him start to tremble. I raised a brow (I had awesomely mastered). Then I smirked. "What are you ….mad?"

He looked up at me with his shining red eyes and a serious expression. While it did looked adorable, I might even say it was kind of….tough looking.

"HOW CAN I NOT BE MAD WHEN YOU KEEP CALLING ME A LOSER. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO DO ALL THIS. I DON'T WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL, A TOY, A-A GETAWAY DRIVER FOR A DEMON MASTERMIND." He screamed pointing at me in a loud, completely different from his meek voice.

I raised a brow as he kept talking and venting out at me. "-I KNOW I'M A LOSER, MY PARENT'S NEVER LISTEN TO ME, MY 'SUPPPOSE' FAMILY DITCHES ME WHEN THEY HAVE THE CHANCE, NOR DO THEY ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE, AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES IS MY SISTER BUT EVEN SHE DITCHED ME TODAY, IN THIS STUPID PLACE I DON'T WANNA BE AT WITH SOME TYPE OF CRAZY BOY THAT I'M SURE IS A CRIMINAL IN DISGUISE WHO CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER A SIMPLE NAME! IT'S ENMA….HOW HARD IS THAT!" He growled, glaring at me.

"AUGGGGHHH I'M ENMA! I'M NOT EREN, OR ESKA, OR EMI, OR ENKA! I'M NOT A TYPE OF HOBBY, I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A LOSER! SO WHAT!"

He finished with a final heave. I just looked at him. Then, as if he just finally realized what he had done he looked up at me trembling and with a frightened expression. I looked at him. "…I-I'm s-sorry."

I smiled at him and walked up to him. I grabbed his shoulder and he trembled. When he stopped, he looked at me and I smiled.

"L-Lee-sama-"

"ORAYYYAAA!" I banged my head onto his!

"ITAIIII!" Ignoring the throbbing in my head I looked at the boy rolling around in pain. I let my ice-cream fall to the floor and picked him up. Despite his frightened pleas I picked him up and threw him onto the bench.

He looked at me frightened and I smiled. "You got balls kid, so I won't hit you anymore despite the massive amount of disrespect you showed your master!"

He blinked. I went on. I walked to him and I started petting his head. He looked up at me surprised. I smirked. "You're a good kid. You remind so much of that idiot so I'll tell you what I always tell him. Men don't cry easily. They don't get walked over. Regardless of what you think….you got it in you to be a cool guy…so don't cry so easily."

He looked surprised. I smirked pinching his cheek. "Be tough kid….or else you'll be everyone's bitch." He was in complete shock.

I backed away and smiled. "And for crying out loud….quit being a stick in the mud. You withstood an afternoon with me so I know you know how to have fun. " he blushed.

I started walking away. I heard him gasp.

"Ahhh…m-matte…"

I stopped and looked back at him "Oh." Then I grinned like no tomorrow.

"I'll let it go today…..but if you ever….ever yell at your master like that again…you'll regret it for the entirety of your pathetic life. Understand."

He trembled and paled. "H-H-HAI!"

I grinned. "Good. For today your contract as my slave ends. If you don't grow up to be a man….You'll be my slave forever, not a day. Now…BEAT IT."

He yelped and stumbled out of the seat. From the distance of constant stumbling I heard his meek voice responding. "HAIIIII!"

I smiled to the departing figure. I waved. "IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU RUBEN SENKA!"

"….NOW YOUR JUST NOT EVEN TRYING!" was shouted back.

I smiled. Then I Looked up at the sky. "Huh….I wonder how Tsuna's day went?"

...

I shrugged my shoulders.

...eh...who cares.

Tsuna

"Authorities are still looking for the culprits for the theft of Morimoto's ice-cream truck if you have any info regarding the two child culprits please notify the poli-"

I shut the TV as mama came in.

"Ara Tsu-kun, When did you wake up? We're you watching TV?"

" I wasn't." I said it as normally ad possible

Mama hummed and then she smiled. "Really? I could've sworn I just heard it. Ha-ha I might be getting sick. Okay Tsu-kun since you're up I'm gonna bring up your medicine. It might take a while though. I don't know what's wrong with me but I keep dropping all the cups." She hummed again.

I said nothing as she laughed closing the door. A few minutes later I heard a crash and a muffled laugh.

...

I looked back at the TV.

Then I smiled.

...I saw nothing.

Another crash was heard.

I felt my smile widen.

...absolutely nothing.

I'm trying to do weekly updates so *fingers crossed*.

Enma came in and the poor soul. That damn Lee.

I might bring another unexpected guest next time. Maybe it's to satisfy a suggestion from one of my earlier reviewers _!

It is freaking hilarious in my opinion...or Lee-ish...Yeah I believe it's a word now.

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