"Crazy Christmas Letters!"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series or any of its characters. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, what would happen if our favorite characters sent very odd letters to Santa Claus? Well, you get this awesome collection. Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Amy
Dear Santa,
I'm Amy and I live somewhere in Canada. I don't know which town, so don't bother trying to know. Okay fine, I live in Thunder Bay with my sloth of a sister, so don't forget it or else I'm chopping up your reindeer as steak.
Anyway, since I have a huge heart for Christmas, I want you to get me all of the presents that you plan to get to Samey. No matter what you say, she's just trying to play victim on me, thinking I stole her stuff last Christmas. Just so you know, I only took them because I needed to make sure if there was no explosives or any type of rust. It's called 'recalling', hello? I'm pretty sure you see this stuff on TV most of the time. I don't care what I want, but as long as the gift is on Samey's name, it's mine.
Please get here as fast as you can. I'm not kidding. I want you to rush your butt over here so I wouldn't have to wait another 48 hours with my boring family. I promise that if you don't get here fast, I'm gonna destroy your sleigh faster than you can fall down and kill yourself coming down on my chimney. Which by the way, I have to make Samey clean it up right now. So don't be late!
With Love,
Amy
P.S.: Can you bring me a baseball bat as well? I'm trying to get into sports and I want something to hit just for fun. I got no balls and I'm tired of using Samey as batting practice. So give me a baseball bat please. Thanks.
Huh, I shudder to think what she's gonna use that bat for.
Okay, who should be up next chapter? Alejandro, Dave or Gwen?
Review or PM me for suggestions! :D