I do not own the sims 3! Of course I've played it!
Lulu
I'm just sitting here, minding my own business in my house when someone rings my doorbell, I get up to see who it is, some over weight young lady in booty shorts and a sports bra "Hi, I'm Lulu." "Hi, I'm Iqbal" she high fives me five times, chats, gets to know, flirts, compliments, kiss, finally without me even having any control, I proposed, we married right there, my son with a mohawk later announces that he is moving in with his girlfriend and my other son, the one with the ugly middle part says that Lulu is like a replacement mother, they chat, tell jokes, chat, get to know, hug, hug, hug, hug. Then my son goes to bed and I take a shower, Lulu leaves and comes back with a small child "I stole my ex's kid." It begins crying and suddenly, we are paused, unable to move, I am focused on her, she has a BIG nose, tiny eyes, a unibrow and poodle hair, suddenly I am five simoleons richer, I got money from my son's old bed and bought a crib! The game unpauses and Lulu puts the kid in the crib. Lulu and I dance and then I go look in someone's trash. When I get home, Lulu is staring at my son. "Lulu, time for bed." I say, she skips to bed. She sleeps soundly, I fall asleep but wake up and hour later to Lulu eating pie outside, I lock both doors. She stares inside the house and I feel odd, so I move out with my son, Leaving Lulu locked outside and the toddler sleeping inside. Two weeks later, I'm an elder and my son is a young adult. He still lives with me, Lulu is now an adult and her child is a teen. They stared at me and followed me around "We are done." I told her one day, she was heart broken. I didn't care all that much but now she stalks me, stares at me from outside the window, I stay at home while my son goes out, he married a nice girl who has a job. We all live here, Lulu has begun stalking her, I lock my doors and say my prayers, sudden stir craziness causes me to run outside, nude, now I am on my death bed, Lulu comes up to me on my last breath and kisses my cheeek "I never existed. I am your guardian angel, I saved you from a robbery, you were still in the shower and I fought off a criminal, when you moved out, someone was going to mug you when you broke up with me, I was there, I'm just your desperate imagination after getting over your wife, I am you but female, I hope you understand, I'm just a pigment of your imagination, I will not bother your family anymore. After I died, Lulu ran away, my son chasing after her, when they got to the mosquito cove lodge and she dove into the marsh, never to come out again.