Well, the South Park kids have all arrived in Seattle. The quest to take down Scott Tenorman and Team Rocket will take them places far and wide.

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(Pewter City, morning, August 23, 2014)

"I cannot believe it has been one year since we lost Ash and Misty" a spiky-brown-haired man said. He was very close to Ash and Misty. He helped them admit their feelings for each other several years ago.

"Well, they were really good friends. It just so happens that at the same time they died, Zane left me for a woman named Liane Cartman. She is such a sl*t! I am glad you came to me in my time of need Brock", a blue-haired woman said.

"Well Suzy, you didn't need him. I knew something was wrong with Zane the first time I saw him. I actually hear he is a womanizer. He may not even be with Ms. Cartman anymore. For all I know, he could be f*bleep*ing Barbra Streisand now." Brock and Suzy have been married for 8 months now.

Suzy went to watch some TV, and watched a newscast which really grabbed her attention. "Brock, come here! This is really big news!" Brock ran into the living room of his Gym and saw the big news.

"Last night, Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and his lover Misty Waterflower, appeared to three kids from the small Colorado town of South Park in their dreams, telling them to go on an adventure that will lead them to taking down Scott Tenorman. The three kids are being accompanied by the other fourth graders in the town.

They were seen boarding a plane to Seattle, claiming that the tape containing the first episode of The Frasier Crane Show contains a secret message at the end. Who knows where they will go after that?"

Brock said, "it's here." Suzy was confused, "what's here, Brock?" Brock explained, "the prophecy is being fulfilled. I once read that the spirits of two Pokemon trainers and one of their Pokemon were to help a group of small-town kids take down a man intending to kill all people who do not have red hair. He himself has red hair."

Suzy was astonished at what she had heard. "So, Ash, Misty and Pikachu are back from the dead and helping some foul-mouthed kids from a small-town in Colorado?"

"They are not exactly back from the dead. They are sharing bodies with three of the kids from the town. Two of the kids will be able to use Ash and Misty's Pokemon, the other has Pikachu's powers." Brock was very knowledgeable of the whole thing.

Suzy and Brock then shared in a passionate kiss.

Meanwhile, in Chicago, Zane was in a hotel room, and just as Brock suspected, he was with Barbra Streisand. "Zane, just how many women have you been with in the past?", she said. "Barbra, who cares? You are the only one for me. I especially love older women." Zane said to Barbra. They shared in a passionate kiss themselves.

(Seattle, the airport, August 24, 2014.)

The South Park fourth-graders all left the plane and headed into the terminal. There they were greeted by someone who looked like a homeless man wearing a trenchcoat. "Hello kids, I was anticipating your arrival. Seattle has been overrun by this, Team Rocket organization. They have been killing non-redheads left and right. I wear this trenchcoat to hide my true hair color."

"So, who exactly are you?" Token asked. "I am the brother of a very famous celebrity from this city. My wife was killed by Team Rocket the other day, but not before she sent our 10-year-old son, David, to San Francisco to live with my brother. I left our house just after my wife was killed. They then destroyed the house. It is so awful."

The man led the kids to a bus, which he drove to the city center of Seattle. The city center of Seattle was full of dead bodies of non-redheads. A lot of buildings were damaged as well. The bus stopped at Seattle Center. The kids disembarked and went on a journey to the KACL building.

The man said, "this is where I depart. Good luck getting to the KACL building. Please do not get killed." The man drove the bus, intending to go to San Francisco. "Frasier, I'm coming to see you," he said, revealing himself to be Niles Crane.

The kids walked throughout Seattle, looking at all the non-redheads who had been killed by Team Rocket, while Team Rocket members were walking down the street. Bebe brought out a Warrior's Scimitar and sliced heads off of several Team Rocket members.

Meanwhile at the Seattle mayor's office, the mayor was being tied to a chair, while television crews began to film an announcement that was to be made by one of the Team Rocket members. All TVs turned into any local channels were showing the announcement.

"Listen people of Seattle. Team Rocket has taken over your city. Scott Tenorman is sending a message to all of you. If you are a redhead, you will be spared. If you are not a redhead, you will die. The world will be redheads only. All redheads in the city are being gathered in CenturyLink Field. As for the rest of you, death will come to you all. Team Rocket will rule the world!"

At CenturyLink Field, several redheads were talking about the whole thing. They said while being a redhead was great, they didn't want to be the only people on the planet. They thought Team Rocket, and especially Scott Tenorman, was going too far. They hoped that Tenorman would be stopped.

The kids continued to take down Team Rocket members as they progressed towards the KACL building. Ash (Stan) decided to electrocute some of the Team Rocket members to death. Speaking through Stan, he said, "Pikachu, there are five Team Rocket members. Use Thunderbolt!"

Kyle began charging up electricity. With all his might, he unleashed a very strong Thunderbolt, frying the Team Rocket members so badly that they stopped breathing. Stan/Ash and Kyle/Pikachu ran over to Wendy. Misty began speaking through her, "Ash, I love being a redhead but I don't want all non-redheads to die."

Stan/Ash said, "don't worry dear, we will save the world. Scott Tenorman will be taken down." Cartman used a lightning rod on several other Team Rocket members, at the same time saying "you gingers are not taking over this world! Gingers suck balls!"

Clyde swung a stone hammer at several Team Rocket members, hitting each one in the head, cracking their skulls. "This is our world, Team Rocket! You will not take over it!" he said.

At the KACL building, several employees were hiding in the studio, the window painted black so that they could not be discovered. Team Rocket had taken over the building, just like they once took over a radio station in Goldenrod City. Most of the non-redhead employees were either killed or captured.

A bald employee was among the employees hiding in the studio. "This is really crazy, I hope we get out of this alive" he said. "Bulldog, I know. We gotta keep faith. Someone will come to our aid. This will blow over", Roz Doyle said. Her 16-year-old daughter, Alice, was keeping watch out the door. Gil said, "do you see any Team Rocket members?" Alice said, "no".

Kenny Daly was also in the studio, trying not to go insane. Noel Shempsky had a gun, ready to shoot any Team Rocket member that discovered the studio. The building was overrun with Team Rocket members, but they would soon be removed.

The South Park kids finally made it to the KACL building, and stormed inside. Cartman said, "there is the floor listing, it shows us where the studio is" and led them to the elevator. Unfortunately, it was out of order. They had to take the stairs.

Stan/Ash began to speak. "Alright kids, up the stairs! We must get to the studio!" The kids marched up the stairs and took out Team Rocket members with their various weapons. Craig used the Axe of the Underworld on several Team Rocket members.

Tweek and Kenny both used Alien Ray Guns turning Team Rocket members into piles of ashes. The studio was getting closer, and closer. As they moved up the building, Team Rocket members tried to keep the kids from moving up, but they were too smart.

The kids ran into a vending machine, and everyone was hungry. But since they had no money, they just broke the glass and took some snacks. After getting some more energy, they continued to the studio. They saw a window painted black, and was wondering if there were Team Rocket members ready to attack them.

Misty began to speak through Wendy. "Look, we need to get in. If there are indeed Team Rocket members, we must do what we have been doing. Everyone busted into the studio and pointed guns at the employees of KACL that had barricaded themselves inside.

"Don't shoot!" Roz said. "What do you want with us?" said Bulldog. Pikachu spoke through Kyle, speaking his own language. Alice said, "what did you just say, kid?" Ash began to speak through Stan. "Pikachu just said, 'you are Team Rocket members, and we want to know where Scott Tenorman is'." Alice said, "that kid is a Pikachu?" Kyle spoke in his normal voice, "well, the spirit of a dead Pikachu is sharing my body with me."

Gil said, "how do we know you're not Team Rocket?" Misty began to speak through Wendy. "Me, Ash, and Pikachu here were opposed to Team Rocket in our time on Earth. We are possessing three of the 4th-graders from South Park, Colorado, and leading them in a journey to stop Team Rocket. Now, tell us where Scott Tenorman is, or we will kill the fat one." Wendy pointed a fun at Kenny Daly. "Please don't kill Kenny, you'd become bastards if you do," Roz pleaded.

Kenny McCormick began to speak. "Your name is Kenny too?" the drag queen asked the former KACL station manager, who is now a DJ. Kenny Daly said, "yes, little boy, my name is also Kenny." Kenny McCormick protested, "I am a princess!" As you can see, the South Park kids are wearing what they wore in the quest for the Stick of Truth.

Jenny Simon, who once had an accident in the middle of class (because Cartman fed her laxative-laced cupcakes), began to speak. "Now, please tell us where Scott Tenorman is, and we will spare you."

Alice said, "we are not Team Rocket members. We are hiding from Team Rocket. We are trying to survive. I am Alice Doyle, the teenaged daughter of KACL station manager Roz Doyle, who is standing behind me. This here is Gil Chesterton, he hosts a cooking show, and is also gay." Gil was furious over what was just said, "I am not gay, whoever said that is wrong!"

Cartman said, "Mr. Garrison used to deny being gay too." Alice said, "anyway, this here is Kenny Daly, a DJ, and Bulldog Briscoe, who does the sports show."

Pete Melman (who also had an accident once) spoke. "The reason why we are here is because we need to listen to the tape of the first episode of The Frasier Crane Show." Roz said, "why?" Pip said, "there is supposedly a secret message at the end for us."

Roz played the tape, and listened to the very first episode of The Frasier Crane Show. The original show lasted three hours with commercials, but the tape had them removed so the show was actually less than three hours.

After the show was over, there was indeed a secret message, surprising the KACL employees. "How did that message get on here?" Roz asked.

The message said, "if you are playing this, today is August 24, 2014. This message was meant to be played only on that date, and was meant only for the 4th-graders in South Park, Colorado. I am Frasier Crane, and by this date, Team Rocket will have taken over the city of Seattle. The key to freeing Seattle from Team Rocket's control is in KeyArena's basement. This is all I can say. I am Frasier Crane, and thank you for listening."

Ash began to speak through Stan. "You see, we got to make it back to Seattle Center. KeyArena is part of Seattle Center."

Mark Cotswolds said, "but our feet are tired, we need to take a break from walking." Roz said, "we could take you all on my bus, but this place is swarming with Team Rocket members."

Annie Nelson said, "not anymore for the most part, we killed all Team Rocket members on our way up. There are still some on higher floors, but we only made it up to here." Everyone then left the KACL building and went into the parking lot, where a bus was parked.

Roz said, "all aboard!" Everyone went on the bus, and drove to KeyArena. The kids all went inside, with Alice and the KACL employees remaining on the bus, hiding from Team Rocket members.

The kids found a door that led to the basement, and proceeded downstairs. The basement had all kinds of stuff below. A lot of memorabilia related to the Seattle SuperSonics could be found here. But what they were looking for was the key to purging Team Rocket from Seattle.

The kids searched long and hard to find the one item that would eliminate Team Rocket from Seattle. But then, they found a door that was marked "The path to happiness lies behind this door". They opened the door, and inside, was what appeared to be a NBA Finals Championship Trophy.

Red said, "could it be? The 1979 NBA Championship Trophy won by the Seattle SuperSonics?" Patty Nelson was surprised at how important it really was. "That is the key to expunging Team Rocket from Seattle?"

Stan said, "wait, below it is a note of sorts". He read the note. "Only the Chosen One can take hold of this trophy and use its power to liberate Seattle." Ash then began to speak through Stan. "The Chosen One? That is me. I shall hold the trophy. Wait there is more of the note." Ash through Stan read the note further. "Take this trophy to Mount Rainier. There the Chosen One will be able to liberate Seattle."

Ash through Stan took the trophy, and the rest of the South Park kids followed him back to the bus. Misty began to speak through Wendy again, "we need to go to Mount Rainier." Roz said, "Mount Rainier? That is like 54 miles to the southeast. But if we have to get there, we will drive there."

Roz drove the bus towards Mount Rainier. The quickest way from KeyArena to Mount Rainier was to get on Interstate 5 southbound, exit onto Interstate 405 northbound (due east), exit onto route 167 southbound, then onto route 410 to the southeast. They then turned south onto Mundy Loss Road, which merged into route 162 then route 165 southbound.

Route 165 was a little more dangerous than the other highways, but they all managed to stay safe. It became Mowich Lake Road but soon they all arrived at Mount Rainier. Ash through Stan began to speak while still holding the NBA Championship Trophy, "I alone must make it to the top of Mount Rainier. Wish me luck." Ash (using Stan's body) got off the bus, and walked through the forest all the way over to the base of Mount Rainier.

From there Ash/Stan got out some mountain climbing gear, and began to climb the mountain. He made it to the top after a while, and entered a cave, and found a staff at the end. "There it is," Ash said through Stan. He grabbed the staff, and there was an end to which the trophy was to be attached.

He did so, and the trophy began to glow. Ash/Stan pointed the staff forward and it fired a glowing golden beam that shot straight out the cave, and towards the tip of the Space Needle in Seattle. When it hit the Space Needle, radio shockwaves shot out that blanketed the entire Seattle area. The thing was, that only Team Rocket members were able to hear them, and they were so loud that their heads all exploded, killing them.

In Seattle, people began to emerge from their homes and other buildings, seeing that all the Team Rocket members in the Seattle area had been killed. The kids of South Park, with the help of the spirits of Ash, his Pikachu and Misty, had liberated Seattle from Team Rocket. People began to celebrate as they flooded the streets.

Ash (through Stan) said, "we did it, we purged Team Rocket from Seattle. But our journey is just beginning. There is a inscription on the cave wall in the back. "Team Rocket is out of Seattle. Now you must make your way to Dearborn, Michigan. Team Rocket has taken over the Detroit area. They key to expunging them is in the house Tia Landry and Tamera Campbell lived in after they found each other in 1994."

Ash/Stan walked out of the cave, and climbed back down Mount Rainier. He/they walked back to the group, and they drove back to Seattle, where they were greeted by many jubilant residents because it had emerged that they had liberated the city from Team Rocket.

The next day, there was a ceremony to honor the kids and their deceased friends. The mayor of Seattle made an announcement. "Thanks to these kids, Seattle is now safe again. No more will Team Rocket members threaten us. These kids are very special indeed. And they had supernatural help. The spirits of Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and Misty Waterflower possessed three of these kids and helped them out."

Misty began to speak through Wendy, "well, it was nice saving the city, but we really must be on our way. We have to fly to Detroit, and from there we need to go to the suburb of Dearborn. Team Rocket has taken over the Detroit area, and we need to expel them."

Roz bused the kids over to the Seattle airport, from there they boarded a flight to Detroit. On their way to the airport, Ash said through Stan, "in Dearborn, the Landry/Campbell residence is home to the item that will rid the Detroit area of Team Rocket – the very first copy of the very first Motown single to be manufactured. That was Come to Me by Marv Johnson."

(South Park, August 25, 2014)

Meanwhile back in South Park, the adults in the town were having a meeting regarding where all the 4th-graders had gone. They were unaware of what they were doing and were worried about them. At a critical point in the meeting, Pika entered the South Park Community Center and began to speak. Mr. Garrison said, "hey why it's Pika Broflovski".

Pika said, "if you are wondering where all the 4th-graders in South Park are, I know the answer. They are on a quest to save the world again. The spirits of Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and Misty Waterflower appeared to three of the kids last night in their dreams, and they are working with them to stop the new head of Team Rocket, Scott Tenorman."

Mr. Garrison said, "Scott Tenorman? I hate that son-of-a-witch!" Mr. Mackey said, "Scott Tenorman is bad, m'kay!" All the adults began to voice their disapproval of Scott, at which point the mayor of South Park began to speak again. "These kids are out to save the world. We shall support them as they go on this great adventure!"

Pika left the Community Center, and realized something. "If Ash and Misty are gonna help save the world, they need more of their Pokemon." As he said that, a Swablu landed next to him. Pika wrote down a note that he gave to the Swablu by tying the note onto its wing.

It said, "take this to Charific Valley. Look for the Charizard that belonged to Ash Ketchum. Tell him he is needed in South Park, but before he comes here, he needs to pick up Squirtle from the Squirtle Squad, and his Bulbasaur, Totodile, and Noctowl from Professor Oak. From what I hear, the Squirtle Squad is in Goldenrod City."

Pika then got out his cellphone and called someone. "Hello, Lydia, this is Pika. Where are you?" he said. Lydia said, "I am in Prague now, what is the matter?" Pika said, "I need you in South Park, Colorado, right away." Lydia said, "yes, I understand." Pika then said, "call up Emily and Adam too, they need to be in South Park as well."

Adam was in Mumbai, and Emily was in Melbourne. Pika's friends all called in "superjets" and they all arrived in South Park, very quickly. Lydia is a Buneary who can speak English and has eyes similar to those of Dawn Diamond. Adam is a Marril who can also speak English and has eyes similar to Tracey Sketchit. Emily is a Sandslash that too speaks English and has eyes similar to May Maple. Like Pika, they were once ordinary Pokemon who were experimented on by Team Rocket, and escaped with Team Rocket intending to kill them because they know too much.

Pika had lied to the kids of South Park about not keeping in touch with the other escapees in order to protect them. The other mutated Pokemon all arrived in South Park and Pika began to speak. "OK, the kids of South Park are being assisted by the spirits of Ash, Misty and Ash's Pikachu – my biological brother – in taking down Team Rocket. But they cannot do it alone. We have to help them, but in a way they know we are not following them. We must fly to Kanto and then we will plan our assault on Team Rocket HQ. When the kids make it there, we will follow them there."

Meanwhile, the Swablu made it to Charific Valley, and found Ash's Charizard and Charla together. Swablu handed the note over to Charizard, who flew to Goldenrod City to pick up Ash's Squirtle, and then to Pallet Town to pick up the other Pokemon. Charizard flew to South Park as instructed, and met up with Pika and his friends.

"Charizard, I was expecting you. You have a job to do. Fly to the Detroit Airport. Your further instructions are there."

Charizard flew himself and the other Pokemon to Detroit. They met up with a 30-something African-American male wearing a hoodie in order to hide his hair color from Team Rocket, who was after all non-redheads.

The man said, "Nice to meet you Charizard. I see you have some friends."

TO BE CONTINUED

Well, the South Park kids are now going to meet the main characters from Sister, Sister. Detroit is the next city they must liberate from Team Rocket.