Holy sh*bleep* dude! We are already on chapter 3. The kids of South Park are now in Detroit, and the home of Tamera Campbell-Bennett in nearby Dearborn is where the next item essential to saving the world is being held.

I do not own Pokemon, South Park, Frasier (which was featured in chapter 2) or Sister, Sister.

(Twin Peaks, Washington, morning, August 23, 2014)

"Goochie goochie goo" said a young woman of African descent from somewhere in Poketta. She was interacting with her twin babies, which were one boy and one girl. The twins are 6 months old.

"Honey, breakfast is ready!" A green-haired man yelled from the kitchen. The woman brought her children into the kitchen, and a breakfast that was better than the average breakfast was made for the parents, with special food made for the babies.

"So Cilan, how many guests are currently at the hotel you're working at?" The woman said. "The hotel is currently booked up. A music festival is in town. It is to mark the end of summer, before school starts", Cilan knew he had a lot of cooking to do in the coming days.

"I can't wait for the start of the new school year, and especially to meet the students at the high school. Being a teacher's aide is sure gonna be a heck of a ride", Cilan's wife said. "Well Iris, we have had a heck of a year since Ash and Misty passed on. We've been falsely accused of murdering a high school student, got lost in the Red Room, watched the sawmill burn down, and of course, had these bundles of joy." Cilan said this as he was eating his breakfast

Cilan, Iris, and their children all finished their breakfast, the parents all got ready for work, and after Donna Hayward arrived to take care of the twins while Cilan and Iris were at work, they left for their jobs.

Twin Peaks was not your average quaint small town. All kinds of strange stuff happens in this town and the area around it. Very few visitors ever come to the area as a result. We know that most of those who visit Twin Peaks, never leave.

(South Park, Colorado, morning, August 25, 2014)

Pika Broflovski met up with the Swablu from the previous chapter, and gave it another note. It said, "Go to Cerulean City Gym. Bring these six Pokemon in their Pokeballs to the airport in Detroit: Politoed, Gyrardos, Corsola, Goldeen, Staryu, and the Luvdisc named Caserin. It is important that you do this."

The Swablu went up into the air and went towards Cerulean City. If Misty/Wendy was to take down Team Rocket, they needed some of Misty's Pokemon. Team Rocket had a real stronghold in Detroit. The redheads of Detroit were being taken by Team Rocket to Ford Field, where Team Rocket claimed they would be safe until all counties in the area were free of people who were not redheads.

Team Rocket, by now only consisting of redheads, claimed such people were a threat to the Earth's safety, but the redheads were not so sure. They claimed that Team Rocket was very extremist – and that they were actually taken them hostage.

Back in South Park, the four talking Pokemon began planning their assault on Team Rocket headquarters. Well, planning on how to ease themselves into it. Scott Tenorman would stop at nothing to rid the world of all non-redheads. He was such a jerk. Having failed already to exterminate all non-redheads, he took over Team Rocket in order carry out his "final solution".

He kicked all non-redheads out of Team Rocket (by having them executed) and replaced them with all redheads from the other evil teams. They had been put out of work after their previous teams had their plans foiled. When they heard Team Rocket was hiring, they all joined, and once Scott Tenorman informed the new members of his plan, they thought "in this time, anything will do for an evil plan".

Many viewed Tenorman as an equivalent to Hitler, only instead of targeting certain ethnicities, he targeted people who did not share the same hair color as him. It was known that Team Rocket had taken over Seattle first, but the South Park 4th-graders, with help from the spirits of Ash, Misty and Pikachu, expelled Team Rocket from Seattle.

Now they were in Detroit, and spreading into its suburbs as well. The devastation was widespread. Non-redheads were being killed left and right. All the redheads were gathered at the area's major sports venues, but were not comfortable with what Team Rocket was doing. While they liked being redheads they in most cases had nothing against non-redheads.

In Romulus, Michigan, Charizard was with Squirtle, carrying the Pokeballs with Ash's Bulbasaur, Noctowl, and Totodile in a plastic bag. They met up with an African-American man who appeared to be in his 30s at the Detroit airport. He was wearing a hoodie to hide the fact that he was not a redhead.

The man said, "Nice to meet you Charizard. I see you have some friends." The man noticed the Squirtle and the bag of Pokeballs. "Your master is on his way here. He is not as dead as you think. You two, get in here, you will be safer in here. The man put Charizard and Squirtle into Pokeballs and put them in the bag, which was green-colored.

The Swablu from earlier arrived at the Detroit Airport, with a blue-colored bag with the six Pokeballs containing Misty's Pokemon. It sought out the man as well, knowing he had Ash's Pokemon safe too. The man said, "Swablu I have been expecting you as well. You come with the girl's Pokemon? Thank you. You are a valuable asset to the nation."

Swablu left the airport and flew back to South Park. This Swablu is going to have so many adventures. He will be like a Lemmiwinks of sorts. Whether I write about these adventures will be determined in the future. Right now I have to continue this story.

Finally, the plane the South Park kids were on arrived at the airport. They knew the situation in Detroit was dire. But the key to removing Team Rocket from Detroit was located at the former Landry/Campbell residence. This record had a power that was beyond anybody's imagination. There were Team Rocket members lining the streets in an attempt to keep the kids from getting there.

The kids disembarked from the plane, and headed into the terminal. They were greeted by the same African-American man that greeted Ash's Charizard and the Swablu greeted the kids. "Hello, kids of South Park. I have been waiting for you for a long time. I assume these black-haired kids are the vessels for the Chosen One and his girlfriend." He pointed to Stan and Wendy.

Stan said, "yes we are, and my friend here is the vessel for Pikachu," pointing to Kyle, "do you have something for us?" The man said, "yes I do, these bags contain Pokemon that once belonged to the Chosen One and his girlfriend." He handed the green bag to Stan, and the blue bag to Wendy.

Ash began to speak through Stan, "alright, these Pokemon will be glad to hear my voice." He brought them out of the Pokeballs. "Charizard, I'm so glad to see you!" Ash/Stan hugged Charizard and then went over to Squirtle, Totodile, Bulbasaur, and Noctowl. They were happy to be with each other again, even if Ash wasn't in his own body.

Misty (Wendy) then brought out her Pokemon, "alright everybody, cone on out" she said through Wendy. Politoed, Gyrardos, Corsola, Goldeen, Staryu and Caserin all came out and enjoyed hearing their master's voice again. Pika Broflovski made sure that Psyduck would not accompany the kids, he was considered more of a liability than an asset.

After handing over directions to the old Landry/Campbell residence, the man in the hoodie said, "you kids gotta get going. The Detroit area is counting on you all. I'm sorry I cannot help you all further. I have to keep guard and keep Team Rocket out of the airport. Go on, get out!" The kids all left the airport, and headed up Merriman Road. As soon as they crossed Interstate 94, they were swarmed with Team Rocket members.

Meanwhile, at the airport, the man in the hoodie walked through the terminal. A 30-something woman, also African-American, walked by him and told him, "go home, Roger!" Roger turned to the woman and said, "I can't Tia, Team Rocket has taken over the town, and will kill us if they leave the airport."

Tia said, "you are right Roger. I still have the image of my husband, Tyreke, being killed by Team Rocket. At least our children are safe with Jordan and Tamera."

The kids needed to get through the Team Rocket members. Misty had an idea. She said, speaking through Wendy, "if I use one of my water Pokemon to soak the Team Rocket members, Ash can use Pikachu to electrocute them to death." She brought out Politoed, and told him to use Water Gun on all the Team Rocket members.

Politoed fired a stream of water at all 7 Team Rocket members. They were now soaking wet, and Ash said through Stan, "Pikachu, use Thunder!" Kyle charged up electricity in his cheeks, and unleashed a large lightning strike on the Team Rocket members. Sure enough, they were electrocuted to death.

The kids progressed down Merriman Road killing Team Rocket members one-by-one. Nichole took out three members with Rogue's Dagger. It had a power unlike any other dagger. Well, not really, it was just a dagger that happened to belong to someone named Rogue.

Josh Meyers, who escaped from Juvenile Hall several years ago, used the Mace of Restoration on several Team Rocket members, and true to his character's inspiration, ate parts of them. He was inspired by the character Hannibal Lecter from the series of books and films.

Upon seeing Josh eat the remains of the Team Rocket members, Cartman said, "ugh Josh, that is so lame, and disgusting, only Scott Tenorman would do such a thing!" Josh said "well unlike Scott, I've been eating people's remains since I was born. Scott only did it that one time, and you tricked him into doing it."

Terrance Mephesto used Poison Grenades on a score of Team Rocket members, causing them to die from poison. Eventually, the kids all made it to US Highway 12, also known as Michigan Avenue. They had to go east, because Dearborn was in that direction.

As was the case in Seattle, bodies of dead people that are not redheads could be seen, with Team Rocket members swarming the place. Never had Team Rocket had done something so deplorable. The city was under anarchy – sort of.

At the Detroit mayor's office, the mayor was being held hostage like in Seattle. Television crews were filming a broadcast to be shown on all major television stations in Detroit. At that moment, a Team Rocket member appeared at the Mayor's desk, and began to speak in front of all the television cameras.

"Hello Detroit. I am speaking on behalf of our new leader, Scott Tenorman. Detroit belongs to Team Rocket now. Everyone in this city that is not a redhead is doomed. All the redheads are being in safe harbor in select large buildings. This world is going to be a one-hair color place. Red power! Red power!"

The United States Government couldn't do anything, because all the top government officials, including the President, Barry Obama. Team Rocket was just too powerful. Only the South Park kids could save the country, and the world. It was in the prophecy.

The road to Dearborn was long, but only because the kids were walking down Michigan Avenue. Not very many vehicles were on the streets of the Detroit area, as most were in hiding from Team Rocket. This situation was much worse than what happened in Germany all those years ago.

Pip drove his Sickle Sword through several Team Rocket members' chests. He was born a warrior, being of English descent, and England was involved in many wars over the centuries.

As they walked down Michigan Avenue, the kids continued to slay Team Rocket members. Ash (through Stan) commanded Charizard to use Flamethrower on several Team Rocket members that were beating a blue-haired teenager to death.

The teen said, "thank you kid, you are a real life-saver. I hope you can liberate Detroit from Team Rocket. This is the worst thing that has happened to this great city. Worse than the bankruptcy. You have to get rid of them. Please."

The kids stopped in a convenience store to get some food and drink. They were hungry and thirsty from all this adventuring. The clerk let the kids have anything they want for free, as he knew they were Detroit's last hope. He had seen what they did in Seattle, and was very thankful for the work they were doing in Detroit.

Soon enough, they made it into Dearborn. They were getting close to the old Landry/Campbell residence. Misty began to speak through Wendy, "we are almost there. Team Rocket's stronghold is strongest in the area around the Landry/Campbell house." Wendy then spoke in her normal voice, "this has been the most rewarding adventure, we have got to keep fighting!"

Team Rocket members continued to get killed as the kids got closer to the house. Once they made it there, they noticed that it was boarded up. They needed to get inside, but it would not be easy. Cartman used his magic want to break down the door, and the kids all went inside.

A 30-something woman said, "oh my God, they found us, they are here to kill us!" Her husband said, "don't worry Tamera, we will take them down." The man pointed a semi-automatic at the kids. He thought they were trouble.

"Wait do not shoot!" Stan said. "Why not?" asked Tamera's husband. "We are your last hope for survival", said Kenny. "Don't listen to him Jordan, it is Team Rocket, shoot them now!" Tamera wanted this to be over.

As Jordan began to shoot at the kids, some other kids came, all of them either teens or pre-teens. 3 of the kids belong to Tia (and formerly, Tyreke), and the other 3 were Jordan and Tamera's. Tia's oldest child, 15-year-old Nicole, said, "wait, these kids could be our saviors!"

Tamera said, "how do you know Nicole, for all we know this could be a trap." Tamera's oldest child, 15-year-old Britney, began to speak. "Well, mother, we read about a prophecy that a group of small-town kids from Colorado, helped by the spirits of 2 deceased Pokemon trainers, and the spirit of one of their Pokemon. I think these are the kids."

Jordan said, "are you sure about this? Are you sure you kids are not part of Team Rocket?" Kyle said, "if we were in Team Rocket we would all be redheads. Only some of us, like me, are redheads."

Ash began to speak through Stan, "we hear you have the very first copy of the very first Motown release, Come to Me by Marv Johnson, ever to be manufactured. We need to use it to rid Detroit of Team Rocket. Do you know where it is?"

Tamera said, "well, I think it is in the attic, let me take you there." Tamera took the kids up to the attic, and in plain sight, was the record. Ash/Stan picked up the record, and inside it was a note, which said, "only the Chosen One can hold onto this record. It must be taken to the studios of WDMK and played on the turntable."

Ash/Stan held on to the record while Tamera said, "I have a bus I can drive to the station." Tamera led the kids to the bus (why everyone inexplicably has a bus is beyond me), and everyone got on. Tamera got on the road, and drove the kids to the WDMK studios.

Once they arrived there, Ash began to speak through Stan. "Well everyone, I must go inside alone. You all must stay here. Please wish me luck as I make it to the studio." Ash/Stan walked off the bus, and into the WDMK building. Team Rocket members greeted him.

Ash/Stan called out Noctowl and had it use Hypnosis on them. Ash then went to the elevator, but saw that it was out of order, like the KACL elevator had been. Ash/Stan walked up the stairs to the next floor. There were Team Rocket members on that floor too. Ash/Stan had Charizard burn them to death.

Ash/Stan continued up the building, killing or subduing Team Rocket members as they progressed.

Back on the bus, Misty began to speak through Wendy. "I really hope Ash and Stan are safe. Team Rocket is really dangerous. Ash and Stan are Detroit's only hope."

Cartman said, "Stan has come through for us so many times. He is sure to do it again. After all, we all teamed up to take down a griefer in World of Warcraft. Together we shall rise and defeat Team Rocket! Especially that punk Scott Tenorman!"

Ash/Stan finally made it to the studio. The DJ was hiding under a table, scared that Team Rocket would kill him. Ash/Stan approached him, "hello there." The DJ said, "who are you and what do you want?" Ash/Stan said, "I am Ash Ketchum, using the body of Colorado kid Stan Marsh. I have what is needed to purge Team Rocket from Detroit."

The DJ said, "what do you mean?" Ash/Stan said, "I have the record, the very first copy of Come to Me by Marv Johnson to be manufactured. It was the very first release from Motown. It has a special power."

The DJ said, "what are you talking about?" Ash/Stan then said, "if we play this record on the turntable right here, it will emit a secret noise that only Team Rocket members can hear." The DJ said, "well, OK, go ahead, I am willing to try anything at this point."

Ash/Stan went over to the turntable, and began to play the record. While normal people heard only an R&B song, Team Rocket members heard a very loud noise that caused their heads to explode, killing them all.

All throughout the Detroit area, people began to emerge from their homes, and other buildings they may have been hiding in. They saw that all the Team Rocket members had been killed. People began to celebrate on the streets of the Detroit area.

Ash/Stan said, "we did it, we have liberated Detroit from Team Rocket. The people of Detroit are now safe once again." On one of the walls of the studio, there was another inscription similar to the one inside the Mount Rainier Cave.

It said, "Detroit has been liberated from Team Rocket. You must go to Minneapolis next. Team Rocket has taken over that city and its twin, St. Paul. The first key to killing all Team Rocket members in the Twin Cities is in the WJM-TV building. The tape containing the last newscast worked on by Mary Richards contains a secret message."

Ash/Stan left the building, and got back on the bus, to tell everyone about the good news. "Team Rocket no longer controls Detroit. Now, our next city we need to liberate is Minneapolis. The WJM-TV building has the first key to saving the Twin Cities. The tape of the last newscast worked on by Mary Richards has a secret message at the end."

Like in Seattle, the city of Detroit held a ceremony to honor the kids of South Park. The mayor began to make a speech. "With help from these kids from a small town in Colorado, and the spirits of Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and Misty Waterflower, Team Rocket has been purged from Detroit. We are very thankful for these kids, and this day will never be forgotten. We shall rebuild and get back on our feet."

Many in Detroit threw their hats up in celebration as if they were graduating high school or college. They were very thankful for the kids saving their city. But Team Rocket still had several cities under siege. This was a very large task for the kids of South Park, but they could do it. They saved the world once, and they could do it again.

Ash began to speak through Stan. "Well, we have to get going. Minneapolis is our next destination. Team Rocket has taken over that city as well as St. Paul. I am afraid we have not much time. We will not stop until Team Rocket is defeated."

The next day, Tamera took the kids to the Detroit airport. They were to fly to Minneapolis/St. Paul. Tamera met up with Tia and Roger for the first time since Team Rocket was defeated.

Back in South Park, Pika Broflovski was watching the news. The liberation of Detroit from Team Rocket was making headlines across the world. "They are making very good progress. Team Rocket must be destroyed. Especially Scott Tenorman. A world with only redheads is not a world at all."

At Team Rocket headquarters, Scott Tenorman was watching the news. "Those kids are starting to become thorns in my side. But I shouldn't worry too much. They don't even know where Team Rocket headquarters is." Scott was talking as he watched the news.

The kids boarded the plane, and Minneapolis awaited them. The Twin Cities were about to receive their saviors.

TO BE CONTINUED

Well, two cities have been liberated from Team Rocket. Love is all around in the Twin Cities, or it was until Team Rocket arrived. The next chapter will have characters from The Mary Tyler Moore Show.