As we head into chapter 5 of this story, the kids of South Park have now arrived in Toronto, where they will meet their heroes, Terrance and Phillip.
I do not own Pokemon, Littlest Pet Shop, Cheers, or South Park.
(Pallet Town, afternoon, August 23, 2014)
People were at a coffee shop enjoying coffee, tea and other fine delectables. There were numerous tables both inside and outside, just like at a typical French coffee shop. This coffee shop was the only French-style one in Western Kanto. The others in Kanto were in the Eastern section of the state.
Coffee shops like this are often used as backdrops for romantic scenes in movies and television series. It just so happens that two lifelong friends are supposed to meet here in a few minutes, discussing a secret plan of sorts. What this plan was, was a mystery. Only the two of them know what it is, and they were to tell nobody else about it.
A female "detective" arrived at 2:00 PM sharp. She was wearing a fedora, trench coat, and sunglasses. She was waiting for her partner, who had the suitcase in which the plan was. This plan was for the safety of Kanto's most notable residents.
At 2:05 PM, the male partner arrived. The female said, "OK, Tango, is the suitcase safe?" The male said, "affirmative, Yankee". The female said, "as of yet, Team Rocket has yet to infiltrate any cities in Kanto. We must get every major name out of here before Team Rocket makes their move."
The male said, "here is the plan, Yankee." The two opened the suitcase and went over the plan. The Poketta military was very involved in this. Tango and Yankee were to be accompanied by Poketta soldiers in escorting the notable citizens of Kanto onto a naval ship which would take them to the Orange Islands.
The Poketta armed forces have set up a blockade around the Orange Islands to protect them from Team Rocket. As you can see, the Poketta military is better prepared than any other country's armed forces to take on Team Rocket, for their headquarters is located in that country.
Yankee said, "you know Tango, one year has passed and I can still feel my son's presence somehow, Pikachu and Misty's too." Tango said, "I can feel them too. Somehow, their spirits are among us, helping to take care of the Team Rocket problem. Gary is in Poketta Army I should tell you. He knows what he is up against".
This reveals that Tango and Yankee are in fact Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum. They are cooperating with the Poketta military in helping evacuate the most notable citizens of the country to the Orange Islands.
(Boston, morning, August 26, 2014)
Blythe and the government agents were searching for the Swablu that could lead them to finding more Pokemon in the United States. The country's safety depended on him. If any Pokemon fell into the wrong hands, the country could be taken over by terrorists.
Duck President was not about to let that happen. He sent his best agents with the help of animal whisperer Blythe Baxter to retrieve the Swablu and find out what Pokemon were doing in the United States.
To this end, the government agents placed bowls of Pokemon food laced with sleeping powder in alleys all over Boston. Attached to each bowl was a tiny camera that was so small no one could see it. That way, Blythe and the government agents could move quickly and take the Swablu once they found out which bowl it had eaten out of.
For two and a half hours, some more government agents watched monitors at a facility in Washington while they waited for the Swablu to eat one of the bowls of food and fall asleep. Then finally, it happened.
One of the agents in Washington radioed one in Boston. "Sir, the Swablu ate the Pokemon food bowl placed near 84 Beacon Steet". The agent in Boston said, "that is where Cheers is located. I shall radio the others." Sure enough, he did, and everyone rushed to the Cheers bar, and found the Swablu fast asleep on the bottom of the stairway leading into Cheers.
Blythe picked up the Swablu and put it in a cage. From there, she and the government agents went to a secret facility below Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox. Although it was known that Fenway had a basement, below the basement was a secret US Government facility which only the US Government knew about.
Meanwhile inside Cheers, Blythe's father was interacting with the regulars. "Hey do you remember the time the President had an illegal affair?" he said to Cliff Clavin. "Remember it, I saw it with my own two eyes!" Cliff admitted he once walked in on the President having an affair with an intern who was much younger than him, while at a hotel in Washington.
"Rodger, whatever happened to your wife?" Norm asked. "Well, it is a long story. But I will condense it. Turns out she was a manizer. You know, like a womanizer, but female. I caught her having sex with a circus clown."
Sam asked Rodger about his wife, "what was this woman's name?" Rodger then revealed something very shocking to the fic's readers. "Her name was Liane. A few years later, she had another child by a former Denver Broncos player, I think the kid's name is Eric. Like a year or two before Blythe was born, the Broncos player and his wife had a son named Scott."
Cliff said in shock, "oh my God, Rodger, do you know what this means?" Rodger was confused, "what is it Cliff?" Cliff explained, "your daughter is a distant relative of the kid who is trying to take over the world, Scott Tenorman."
Rodger realized in horror, "you are right Cliff", but then went back to his chat, "well anyway, I was just about to say that Blythe will be entering high school real soon. She is already thinking about going to the University of Missouri."
At the US Government facility, the agents, along with Blythe, were keeping watch on the Swablu, who was now in a larger cage with all kinds of stuff to make it happy, like a normal animal cage. There was even food, but this time it wasn't laced with anything.
The Swablu started to wake up, and one of the agents told Blythe to start talking to it. Blythe began to speak, "hello little Swablu, did you enjoy a nice nap?" The Swablu said, "huh, you can understand me?" Blythe said, "yes, it is a gift I have."
The Swablu had all kinds of questions. "Anyway, where am I? And who are you people?" Blythe said, "you are in a US Government facility located below Fenway Park in Boston. Do not worry, we will not hurt you, we are on your side. We know that Pokemon are migrating to the United States. What do you know about this?"
Swablu said, "well, I know that a few Pokemon are in a small town in Colorado, called South Park." Blythe said, "South Park? That's where my mother lives now. I don't remember much about my mom, she divorced my dad when I was 2, I'm 14 now. Tell me about the Pokemon."
Swablu said, "well they are not like other Pokemon. They are a Pikachu, Marrill, Sandslash and Buneary. But they can speak perfect English, and have eyes that are not unlike any average human. This is all a result of Team Rocket experiments over the years. They used to be normal Pokemon. I know that the Pikachu has been adopted by a Jewish family in South Park, and has become Jewish himself. The Pokemon have all been on the run from Team Rocket for years. Team Rocket wants to kill them because they all knew too much."
Blythe said, "hmm, this information is all we need." Blythe relayed all the information to the government agents. One of them said, "those Pokemon are in peril! We have to move quickly!." Blythe called her father, who was still at Cheers. "Dad, we need to fly to Denver, from there we need to go to South Park, this is a matter of national security."
Rodger was stunned at what she had just said. "S-S-South Park?" Blythe responded, "yes dad, South Park." Rodger said, "are you sure it is not Greeley we need to go to?" Blythe said, "yes dad." Rodger tried to dodge going to South Park, for he knew that his ex-wife and Blythe's mother lived there, but that was not the reason Blythe wanted to go there.
"Um, dearie, can we not go to South Park? I have a lot of bad memories there," Rodger said. Blythe said, "dad, we have to go there. It is important, it could make or break our nation." Rodger finally agreed, and said to the guys at Cheers, "well guys, I have to go, my daughter has to go somewhere in Colorado, it is a matter of national security."
Norm said, "well Rodger, it was nice meeting you." Rodger left Cheers and met Blythe and the US Government Agents, accompanied by the Swablu, and they boarded the Pet Jet, heading out to Denver. From there they would head to South Park.
Meanwhile, the US military began to take precautions to keep Team Rocket from getting into Massachusetts. All border crossings in/out of Massachusetts were closed, as were all sea ports in the state and airports in the state. So at least one state would be safe from Team Rocket
(Toronto airport, morning, August 27, 2014)
The kids arrived at the airport, and disembarked from the plane. Terrance and Phillip's first show was the first key to liberating Toronto from Team Rocket. The kids were all big fans of Terrance and Phillip, and they would be super excited if they could meet them.
The master copy of the pilot episode was located in the CBC Television headquarters. Only Terrance and Phillip knew where the room with all the Terrance and Phillip episodes was. Them and the highest-ranking executives of CBC Television.
As they entered into the terminal, they saw the dead body of Scott the Dick...being taken in a casket to a plane. He had been killed after Team Rocket invaded Toronto. His will stated that his body was to be flown to Edmonton, where his family lives, so that he could be buried there.
The kids went towards 2 heavily disguised Canadian women. Before they talked to them, Stan said, "me and Wendy have some business to take care of", and he and Wendy, inexplicably disguised as a boy, headed towards the restrooms.
The two women addressed the kids, "hello kids, we've been expecting you two", before queefing on each other. Kyle said, "oh my God, I think we know who we are talking to." The black-haired woman said, "yes, we are the Queef Sisters, the wives of Terrance and Phillip."
Stan and Wendy caught up with the other kids. "Did I just hear the Queef Sisters?" Wendy asked. The brunette said, "yes you did" before queefing on her sister again. "Now I see why Terrance and Phillip married you and love you so much", Stan said.
The Queef Sisters explained that Team Rocket's rule over Toronto was beyond anything they have ever seen before. "You kids helped save Canada before, now you need to do it again" Katherine said. Ash said through Stan, "this time they have help from the other side." Misty spoke through Wendy, "me and my boyfriend are sharing the bodies of these two kids, and his Pikachu is sharing the body of this kid right here", pointing to Kyle.
The kids left the airport and headed towards Canadian Broadcasting Centre, the CBC Television headquarters. They headed down Dixon Road. Inside the men's bathroom in the airport, the janitor was cleaning a urinal, saying, "apparently, not one, but two people crapped in here".
Team Rocket members greeted the kids as they marched down Dixon Road. Clyde stabbed a few to death with a Broken Bottle, which he obtained in the sewers of South Park. He said, "I may not be a drinker, but when I have a bottle in my hand, I can be very dangerous."
Kenny threw some Bar Darts tipped with poison he bought from a store in Minneapolis. This was a pretty potent poison, as several Team Rocket members died instantly after being hit with the darts. All these years Kenny had been killed constantly, he was now the one doing all the killing.
Cartman used a Canadian Halberd to poke holes in the hearts of several more Team Rocket members. He told them as they died, "this is what you get for not respecting my f*bleep*in' authoritah!" Indeed, Cartman had been saying "respect my authoritah" for years now.
At the Toronto mayor's office, Team Rocket had once again taken the mayor hostage. Television crews for all the major Canadian network stations in Toronto were producing a broadcast that was to be seen on all these networks.
A female Team Rocket member appeared in front of the cameras, and made an announcement. "Greetings Toronto. I am not Alanis Morrissette. I am something much worse. Scott Tenorman has put me in charge of your pathetic city. Hail Team Rocket!"
All the Toronto area's redheads were gathered by Team Rocket and held in the various sports venues throughout Toronto. This was the typical situation created by a city being taken over by Team Rocket.
Meanwhile, some Team Rocket tanks occupied the intersection of Dixon Road and Martin Grove Road. Ash (Stan) called out Charizard and had it use Flamethrower on the tanks, blowing them up. Meanwhile a dog walked by Cartman – a male dog at that. Butters said to Cartman, "I know what you are thinking Eric, but we don't have time for it! The world is at stake!"
Cartman said, "OK I'll do 'Red Rocket' when this is all over, Butters." The kids marched down Martin Grove Road, killing Team Rocket members as they did so. Butters used a Sweet Katana on several Team Rocket members, killing them in the same way a ninja commits suicide – slicing the stomach open.
"Just wait until you see Professor Chaos, Team Rocket!" Butters yelled as killed the Team Rocket members. Ash/Stan commanded Pikachu to use Thunderbolt on a set of Team Rocket members in front of Stone House Park, and Kyle unleashed a massive surge of electricity, shocking the Rockets to death.
Meanwhile, non-redhead residents of Toronto continued to fear for their lives as Rockets were on the loose. A lot of non-redheads had been killed by the time the kids of South Park arrived in Toronto. Bodies lined the streets of Toronto as the kids progressed towards CBC Television headquarters.
The kids arrived at Eglinton Avenue, heading eastbound per the directions handed to them by the Queef Sisters. The kids stopped at a Tim Hortons to get some food and drink, which were given to them for free because they were Toronto's last hope.
The kids, with more energy, continued down Eglinton Avenue, killing Team Rocket members as they marched down the street. Misty/Wendy sent out her Corsola, commanding it to use Surf, and a huge tidal wave came down over several Team Rocket members, drowning them.
Craig equipped the ManBearPig Claw and slashed several Rockets to death, in the same manner ManBearPig would have done it. Craig said, "I've brought sexy back, motherf*bleep*er!" None of the other kids knew what Craig meant by that remark, but they thought it was best not to ask questions about it.
The kids turned southeast onto Weston Road, which was filled with more Team Rocket tanks. Ash/Stan had Charizard use Flamethrower on those tanks as well, while a few Rockets were taken out by Bebe using the Elf Blade.
The kids were being filmed by a few teenagers using cellphone cameras. The teens thought that if the world saw what the kids were doing, it could raise morale throughout the world as they defend against possible Team Rocket invasions of other countries.
At St. Claire Avenue, the highway became Keele Street. Team Rocket forces were stronger the closer the kids got to the Canadian Broadcasting Centre. But knowing that a meeting with their idols Terrance and Phillip awaited them, the kids persevered down the street.
Tweek may have been high on caffeine, but that did not stop him from using his Fairy Princess Blade on a few Rockets. As he did this, he said as usual, "oh my God, oh my God!" The other kids had come to expect him to say this in situations like this. It began to rain, but the kids shielded themselves from the rain by having Cartman use a magic wand to create a giant umbrella over them.
Since it was raining, Ash/Stan decided to kill some Rockets by having Pikachu/Kyle use Thunder and Thunderbolt on several hordes of Rockets, since water was a major conductor of electricity.
The kids approached a nearby railway junction, a sign that the next step in their directions was coming. They turned southeast onto Dundas Street. For the first few yards or so it was a north/south street, but became east/west near Boustead Avenue. Along the way they continued to kill Team Rocket members.
At Dufferin Street, the rain stopped, and the giant umbrella disappeared. Nevertheless, Misty/Wendy had Gyrardos use Hydro Pump on another group of tanks, and Pikachu/Kyle used Thunder on the soaked tanks, causing them to explode.
They had to remain on Dundas for a while due to the directions that were given to them. But after passing a hospital, the kids turned south onto Spadina Avenue. They were getting real close to the CBC Television headquarters. A parade of Rockets was blocking the way.
So, several of the kids threw Poison Grenades and put on Gas Masks, as they watched the Rockets get poisoned to death, so that the kids could continue down the street. After a little less than a mile, they finally got to Front Street.
They turned east, and soon, they finally arrived at CBC Television HQ. There were several locks and chains on the front door. Ash/Stan had Charizard melt them with a Flamethrower. The locks and chains had been there to prevent Team Rocket from getting in, so once the kids were inside, Cartman used his Magic Wand to create new locks and chains on the inside.
Now that they were on the inside of Canadian Broadcasting Centre, two familiar faces greeted them. "It's aboot time you kids got here" the black-haired man said before farting on his blonde partner. The two men laughed.
Cartman said, "wow, Terrance and Phillip! It is so awesome that we run into you guys here." Terrance said, "it isn't like we haven't met before Cartman, but this time the fate of the world depended on it!" Phillip then said, "come with us kids, we will show you the first episode of our brilliant show!" before farting on Terrance, which everyone found funny.
The kids were led to the master copy room, where the master copies of almost every episode of every program aired on CBC Television over the years was located. Upon Kenny's request, Terrance and Phillip got out the tape that contained the very first episode of The Terrance and Phillip Show. Everyone went into a room where a TV was in and watched the episode.
At the end of the episode, there was a secret message. A little girl appeared on screen and began to speak. "Hello, I am Sally Stoot, the daughter of Terrance Stoot and Celine Dion. This tape was meant to be watched on August 31, 2014 by the 4th-graders of South Park, Colorado. The key to getting Team Rocket out of Toronto is the Stanley Cup, located in the Hockey Hall of Fame."
Kyle said, "I do not get it, how can the Stanley Cup be in the Hockey Hall of Fame if the Los Angeles Kings have it?" Terrance said, "you'll find out when we get there. It's not too far from here", then farted on Phillip, and both laughed again.
Terrance and Phillip led the kids out of the Canadian Broadcasting Centre and to a bus they purchased not too long before Team Rocket came to town. Phillip drove the bus to the Hockey Hall of Fame, which was a few blocks down at the corner of Front and Yonge Streets.
The kids went inside the Hall of Fame, and Kyle, with help from Pikachu, led them to the Stanley Cup inside the Great Hall. But to their surprise, it did not look like the Stanley Cup that the South Park kids had become familiar with.
Cartman said to Stan, "hey look, it's your cup!" Stan said, "very funny Cartman." There were two inscriptions on the stand, but the one on the back was the one read by Stan. "This is the original Stanley Cup. It is the key to eliminating Team Rocket from Toronto. Only the Chosen One can take hold of it. Once he does, he must take it to the Loblaws at Maple Leaf Gardens. There, he must go to the roof, there is a helmet in the exact center of the room that the Chosen One must attach the Stanley Cup to and wear."
Ash took over for Stan, and grabbed the Cup. The kids walked out of the Hockey Hall of Fame, and got back on the bus. Terrance drove the kids to the former Maple Leaf Gardens, now occupied by a Loblaws. Ash said through Stan, "I must make this journey alone, wish me luck" and hopped off the bus and into the Loblaws. Ash/Stan had an employee take them to the roof.
In the middle of the roof, was a stand not unlike that the Stanley Cup was on. There was a helmet that looked a lot like that worn by the Shredder, but there was a socket of sorts that the Stanley Cup was to be placed in. Once Ash/Stan did so, he put the helmet on, and began to use psychic powers. Once they concentrated long and hard enough, the helmet sent out a beam that shot towards the top of the CN Tower.
The CN Tower then emitted special radio waves that only Team Rocket members could hear. Like in the other cities, the Rockets' brains swelled up so fast that it caused their heads to explode, killing them all.
As soon as the Team Rocket members were all dead, people began to emerge from their homes and other buildings they were hiding in. They began to celebrate on the streets as the kids of South Park had liberated Toronto from Team Rocket.
Ash/Stan said, "we did it, Toronto has been liberated from Team Rocket." The inside of the helmet had an inscription on it. It said, "Toronto has been liberated from Team Rocket. The next city you must go to is Atlanta. The house in which Ben Matlock once lived in has the first key to liberating the city from Team Rocket – a home movie made by him, his wife and his daughter in the late 1960s, converted into VHS format in the 1980s, and to DVD in the 2000s. It has a secret message at the end."
Ash/Stan left the Loblaws and headed back to the bus. The next day, the mayor of Toronto held a ceremony honoring the heroes. The mayor said, "with help from these small-town Colorado 4th-graders, and their friends from the other side, Toronto is now once again safe." The crowd applauded as the kids appeared on stage. Misty began to speak through Wendy. "Well, we have to be on our way to Atlanta now. It is the next city we have to liberate from Team Rocket."
The kids re-boarded the bus driven by Terrance and Phillip. They went back to the Toronto airport, from there they boarded a flight to Atlanta.
Ben Matlock was a respected lawyer in the Atlanta area. He practiced for many years, but in 2012 he passed on. His wife had died many years before, and he is survived by his daughter, Charlene.
Now a treasured keepsake of the Matlocks is key to helping rid Atlanta of Team Rocket. There was very little time to waste.
TO BE CONTINUED
Well how about that? This is my longest chapter so far. It is getting really good. And how about the revelation that Blythe Baxter and Eric Cartman are half-siblings? Bet you didn't see that one coming.